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SELENAqueensy:
Deeper? No

perhaps better should be d right word to use. Deeper? I wonder wah u r thinking.

mytime24:
I'm lukin 4my p Ant

u 4got it in ma room d last time we wrestled on ma bed.

[quote author=hormordunneey post=30348376][/quote]i'm looking 4 TOTO. I dn't mean cream o.

i cn hear buHARI defending himself *singing* me sef i be human being o

sinaj:
she will smile nd say...i rily got u bae ...wz jux pullin ya legs

dats wah u will tell me if i wz ya b.f?

[quote author=Medunah post=30377696][/quote]i heard dat u r blunt, hw true is dat?

SELENAqueensy:
Thanks

xo wad up lah? dn't u fink i should knw u DEEPER?

[quote author=SELENAqueensy post=30382349][/quote]ur own legs fine pass mocheddah's own abeg.
c those fresh laps...hmmmm. shout out to ur b.f

Missmossy:
One of the very best those days nice one.

styl-plus were d ladies favourite den. as at den, ladies crush on artiste with sense by jez screaming wen they c them and dats all. nt this kind of crushing dat a lady will faint cos of p-square and another wz crying cos of wizkid.

did u crush on style-plus as at then?

mk i join them. if u knw this thread will mk d frotpage, click like. if u think the otherwise, click share.

vheMa:
hehehehe I caught him. I knew if I said it directly you would deny,that was y I said u were busy viewing my profile,I knw 4 sure dat u'd be mad at what you gonna see orbiiii

Ehn ehn u say wetin Ugly? Me

Lolzzz well since my BF can tell me that "oh pretty,you looking good" any other compliments are counterfeit

c'mon m a boy lah. Y will i nt look at a lady's dp? Even married men on nairaland r guilty of it.
I didn't intend to look at ur profile in d 1st place , one of ya post propelled me to do so.
Btw, ur b.f cn keep on lying to u to mk u delighted. D truth abt ur beauty cums 4rm an outsider. So u should tk ma comment seriously.

MIRROR lyk dat song by justin timberlake.

MzzTega:
wish me a gudnyt here.....dropping my number here,aint cool with it.

i knw it smhw nt cool buh i desire dat u should drop it. Jez me and u, no third party will c it, pls.

[quote author=MzzTega post=30371325][/quote]u r feeling fly nw abi?
Attend to d file lah. @least i should wish u a good night orally. C'mon mzztega

MzzTega:
Ahhh! hope he doesn't see this.

he wouldn't c ya number. Kindly drop it, u will erase it immediately after i must av copied it down. It will nice talking to u.

MzzTega:
*smiles* Stop rubbing my head joor.

i ll continue rubbing it. Ur hair is d nicest hair i've seen in recent times.

Hae sweetie, quick drop ya mobile digits b4 people flood d thread. Cn't wait to hear ur radiant voice.

MzzTega:
Lemme oo

wen a gal tells u "lemme o" it means dat she needs to be pet.

Mzztega darling, av i offended u in anyway? Awww m sorry ma luv. U r nt d opposite of rokiatu.
Infact, u r d finest female nairalander.

MzzTega:
Who told u he has nt paid
Bros,free me. Upload ya photo....i'll consider uploading mine......#shikena!

u r lying on his behalf. C'mon create an entrance let me ENTER d place lyk dat song by 2face. We should exchange mobile contact u knw. Drop it lyk it's hot.

MzzTega:
This guy is tempting me oo....Anyways,my oga at d top wunt permit dat.

who is ur oga at d top? Ur claimed husband i guess. He hs nt paid ya dowry so he hs no right to stop u. Suitors are many and u r entitled to delight us with what we wanna c. Get it? Yeah.

MzzTega:
1. I'm not a photo freak.
2. I did not know i need to upload so dah pipul wee comment ooo. I'm nt gonna eat dat (comments) mehnnn!!

all i'm asking 4 is 4 u to flaunt ya curves. Let's c whether u av a curve lyk toolz or perhaps d over hyped rokiatu

bundur:
10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija
University


1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He
comes to
class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile,
always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and
when
result comes out, his courses are always mass failure.
He is
usually the most hated lecturer.


2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian.
Always lively, students look forward to his laughter-
filled
lectures but once taken for granted, he can be
shocking. He is
usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant
lecturers.
They usually start as errand boys to some top
lecturers in the
department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate
during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers
with some
of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive,
aggressive and
proud which usually results into a clash with the
students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in
an
unusual manner including ways of speaking(with
big
grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny
dress sense (can even wear Kito sandals). He is always REAL and
serious,
doesn't care what his students feels or think about
him, highly
unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the
students complains.


5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured,
homely,
approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to
extensively
teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course,
you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is
students'
favourite.


6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a
semester (One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a
week to
Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes
to read
out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if
you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for
the day's
lecture.


7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives
shabby
lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits
(The coded students knows what to do). # 5k for 'C',
# 8k for
'B' and # 10k for 'A' depending on the importance or
Unit of
the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes
advantage of any vulnerable female student, it
doesn't matter
how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid
at the
slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from
him.


9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story
about his
days in the University and how serious/dedicated
they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture
notebook.
He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school
management
is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He
usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.


10a. The Religion fanatic (Spirikoko) - This type of
lecturer
comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture,
inviting
the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is
always gentle but carry expo make him catch u. U go
hear
ween.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class
and usually separates the female students from the male
students
before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you
won't need
to be told before you know u don't need to joke
with him. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly.
How many have u come across in ur school/school
days?

if tosyn2much catch u ehn? U better name ur source.

MzzTega:
shuoo.....Bros,nah my force
Y didn't u upload urs?

i be boy lah. U knw galz r photo freaks. I'm sure u av more dan hundred photos in ya photo album. Aside dat, u knw say u gats to upload am 4 d boiz to comment abt ya amazing beauty. Btw, d ugly galz tend to be shy to upload their pics cos they r scared of displeasing comments

MzzTega:
Ask my husband.

i dn't need to ask him, i knw the truth. The truth is glaring.






Bt y u nor wan upload ya pic lah?

DuchessLily:
nope! . I dnt need to

u have.

brito:
what is this doing on FP?

it is hawking puff puff

MzzTega:
No vex....no picture fr u.

so nw, u r telling me dat u concur? U r d opposite of rokiatu.

DuchessLily:
I dnt! . I dnt need to

dats a lie joorh. I believe d former bt d latter, dats a lie. Which girl wanna say she hasn't gven green lights b4?...c'mon, be sincere.

vheMa:
ok,buh wait o,where u see tha topic Cos its not 2day I uploaded it,and 2 its not on Trending. So WTF did u see it OH don't tell me that you're busy viewing my profile Hope all is well sha Cos my pic can cause trouble,hope you didn't self service

u r crazy. U fink m lyk ur b.f? U r too ugly to upload ya pic. Nairaland galz r proud to flaunt their beauty buh ur ugliness is stoping u 4rm uploading ya pic.

DuchessLily:
never!!! And never will.

bt u do gv green lights, ryt?

Lemon12:
my phone number?

yez, cn't u c others dropping their numbers? What's stopping u?

MzzTega:
no

abi u r d opposite of rokiatu?

vheMa:
usee the search engine. Thanks

U created the thread, so u r obligated to do the research.