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2dice:
why the 'ode' ..you dont need that to pass a message..
calm down...shebi na punny... the thing wey go tire you sef

c hw we r debating on d OP's kitten... As if we r gonna av a taste of it.

Blebleswag:
Guy abeg chill, u typing rubbish.

i lyk the V shape on ur DP.
It's d center of attraction.

They dn't lyk to fart in d presence of their boyfriend.

2dice:
da;mn
see konji..

ode dats nt konji. If a gal cums to ya house with dat kind of skirt, she is looking 4 mr DICKson.

They claim to be a virgin even wen they r nt.

maureensylvia:
{1} They hate breast feeding their
baby but they love
breast
feeding their boyfriends.
{2} They like dressing in very short
mini-skirt but they
keep pulling them down to their
knees as they walk.
{3} They claim they hate s*x but
once they visit you and
you don't give it to them, they will
never visit you again.
{4} They like saving most of their
money but they will
spend
yours till ur last kobo.
{5} They claim they are not
interested in a man's wealth
but
again they swear not to date a broke
guy.
True or False?

Feel Free to add urs...

op is writing 4rm experience.
Cum to ma house sporting dat skirt on ur DP, i will gv it to u jez d way u want it.

That number 3 though. If u dn't gv it to them, they c u as a SLACKER.

If she is nt missmossy, she cn nvr be lyk missymossy.

prettythicksme:
wahooo that so nice,i met my husband too there we are happily married with a kid.We never for once that we met.#i wonder y some dont find love on social networks.

do u still visit facebook nw?

farano:
I'm very happy for you @op


We're still searching

na nairaland u go get ur own husband

Fellow nairalanders, AIT doesn't care

DDeliverer:
Harp..This word reminds me of 5th may 2007. I told my guys I could finish a crate of a beverage by the 'Harp'..They doubted my ability, so we had a bet..Suffice to say, I won the bet but almost lost my life..I got born again that Night..

full gist lah....

Cutehector4u:
Thanks for enlightening me

he enlightened u. Hp u r nw FANTAstic In complexion?

Arms hole in clothes sounds lyk ALAMIEYESEIGHA

emmie4luv:
mr I sabi pass wat do u no? Do u tink am a learner pls relax ur self there my frd

i perceived it wz deliberate.

emmie4luv:
pls help me tell dat guy, dat he should go back 2 kiddagaty 2 learn manners, cos he got known nd as such he should sensor his altranceses.

lyk seriously! Pls tell me those words were deliberately misspelt

Allureoftheseas:
You not sure then why comment See why you will forever be a bitchh

did u toast her and she nor gree 4 u?

A twelve inches JOYSTICK will gv sexual satisfaction.

Missmossy:
Quit stalking me dude

wen u luv a lady, u av no other option dan to consistently stalk her until she gvs u wah u want. If u had gven me ya number, i would av stopped following u lyk u r twitter. One thing i ask of u, gv me ya mobile digits.

[quote author=Missmossy post=30162594][/quote]hw r u? ma lady.

He wants to locate the G spot.

rooqee120:
Hahahahah chai i no fit laf o. @op, if u said u dnt hv any hidden agenda, i myt blv u, bt dat etisalat babe...she no try at ol. Hw on earth will u b in someones house, a stranger for dat matter, and claimed u wnt to ease urself(though, acceptble) bt having a bath in a strangers house(a man for dat matter) is totally out of courtesy. Haba wen no b say she shit for body. And as for u op, u expect ur gf to come out of d toilet to as u in a cool romantic voice "darlyn, who is dat lady i saw in d bathroom tying ur towel and jxt had her bath? Haba...lets b realistic hera jare...

d gal sef wan seduce am.

Where is the location?

This goes out to those nairalanders who are in secondary school. 2go nw av a room for ya school. Just login to 2go, click on 2go rooms, u will find schools, click on it. Search for your school and av an interesting chat with ur school mate. For those boiz who are shy to toast dat ur school mate dat u fancy, who knws? U might jez meet her in ur school room. Dn't hesitate to express yasef, it's a faceless forum, ur confidence will rise.

AyokunleRuth:
hmmmmmm well i actually know how to get what i want but approaching guys directly is out of it.

U've gotten one b4?

AyokunleRuth:
what are green lights?

Ur body language

AyokunleRuth:
lolzzzzzzzzzz
i have never been turned down. Moreover i don't ask guys out.
mummy taught me not to.

Bt u gv green lights, ryt?

AyokunleRuth:
Nice one @op. you are sincere by telling us how the gal later turned you down. She had the last laff.

some guys will want to impress people and increase their sef esteem.
lemme just relax and read some lies.

observing clearly from ewedu tree

Share hw a guy turned u down

As if dat will stop ambode from winning d election.

Nokialumia720:
Pls my fellow nairalanders, there was this girl in my neighbourhood, we stays in the same lodge and her room is facing my own room, what really happened is that i was resting in front of my room oooooo just to get fresh air after the days stress, so wen i went inside my room to get something b4 i could come bk she has already sat in the same chair i was resting on so I ask her to go and get a chair for herself she refused. So i left her there went ouside to answer a friend who just hail me. Wen i returned she has left the chair so i now sit and continue my resting. Can u imagine that wen this girl saw me sitting in that chair she just pushed me and i nearly fall down, so i got angry and start shouting on her never to try that again. Do u knw that this girl started raining abuse on me calling me names like idiot, onye nzuzu etc. I nearly beat a hell out of her if not guys around who hold me that i should never lay my hand on a woman. So my question is this, why do this girl behave that way, why the insult on me over my own chair. I,m still wondering about it uptill now that why i posted this here to hear from you guys. Pls dnt mind my english.

cn't u c dat d gal lyks u? Wen a gal starts a fierce fight with u, dat means she is looking 4 smtin i.e mr DICKSON. *singing* push me i push u, man no go vex, Touch me i touch u, man no go vex.
The problem here is dat u dn't knw hw to handle d matter. Immediately she pushed u, u ll tell her dat u fink u av power ryt? She will reply, yez. U ll then go ahead and xay, if u r sure u av power, let's go to ma house and display our freestyle(gidigbo) prowess. Dn't be surprise if she follows u cos dats wah she wants. Hp u figure nw? In case it happens next time, i've given u d tactic to utilise.

wendycindy:
i luv emodeee

share ur own experience

How many times do i av to tell u? missmossy is d most beautiful female nairalander.