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daimsy:
This guy should pray that Buhari doesn't win because ...
I reserve the rest.

sheee na curves be dat? @ya dp

Mznelly cum and share ya centre.

iceberylin:
jealous

with d way wey u dey tackle dis gal 4 nairaland ehn, na u go marry am. Ggrin congratulations! Happy married life in advance.

Is dat nt letter V?@d middle picture

[quote author=LadyX post=31317384][/quote]u r a picture of beauty to behold

I prayed for my enemies 2go, my friends stop VISITING ~ VECTOR

LadyX:
This is a public forum ...

yeah, dats true. No p.

LadyX:
Thank you. I'm not a boss/CEO, but I hope one day I will get there.

sorry to ask bt r u single?

LadyX:
I would not like to disclose much about myself, but l am employed.

i lyk dat. U write lyk a boss; i perceive u r d CEO of ya company.

Lol@"i hate hearing dat another woman has great legs or fantastic boobz". That husband badt gan.

Yungwizzzy:
I support the use of CBT 100% no more runs for the kids who thinks sagging their pants, listening to caro by wizkid on their tecno android phones makes them Big boys/girl's

With this method some candidates won't even score up to 11

Anyways the system should be improved on to avoid irregularities. though there just started but it's commendable

r u a graduate?

LadyX:
Incase it makes FP, I'll give a small experience here.

what do u do 4 a living? If i may ask

Well written.

Pukka36:
Just wait for me....I dey come.

oh u slept off; nw u knw u cn't cheat nature. perhaps u had ya siesta nd dats what initially kept u awake. r u dere? quickly drop ya number even though i perceive sarcasm in ur abv statement.

I fink he hs been MAGARISED. D lovepeddler he spent d night with, absconded with his money and replaced her position with arrays of bottles putting on pant and bra.

Pukka36:
Nothing.

this is a public forum and there r some confidential tinz i ll lyk to tell u and i cn't pour them out here. Do u mind gving me ya number? So we cn talk in private.

Pukka36:
story!

story? U didn't ans ma own question. What's keeping u awake?

They will also pay #1500 to check their results.

Pukka36:
good morning! Y still awake?

ur rare beauty kept me awake. Keen to knw u more DEEPER lyk church. What's also keeping u awake?

[quote author=Pukka36 post=31312481][/quote]wad up pretty?

[quote author=berryblake post=31293526][/quote]baby girl what's up lah?

cutieberie1:
lol so u expect me to drop my numba here in dis forum...seein z believin
if u re rili dat handsome dude put ur pic as ur dp..simple

i dn't want these other ladies to hijack me 4rm u. if they c me ehn, they will start tripping. as for d number, yeah, u cn drop it here lah. immediately i finish copying it down, u will erase it. so u won't be receiving anonymous callz frm these other boiz dat lyks u buh lacks d confidence to approach u. *singing* gal u cn tell everybody, go ahead and tell everybody"i'm the man."

[quote author=meelorlah post=31088863][/quote]u r d real definition of black is beautiful. i jez hp u won't bleach ya skin cos dats what's trending nw among ladies.

cutieberie1:
what concerns seein ur dp z believin to faulty mail n numba....jst fogt abt it

ur number will allow u cd handsome dude dat u r longing to c. let's nt 4get abt it, u knw i told u earlier dat" I LUV U". Ur number is d 1st step to evolving d lawv.

cutieberie1:
hmmm...u knw i wont...seein z believing

d mail ir faulty. Kindly gv me ya number

Psalmwise:
There as been lot of topics about talking about the females, which are being created by their male counterpart, although this topics carry true facts about the female. Male folks are also guilty of some attitudes which they exhibit and are very annoying. Have been opportuned to view their chat my female friends have with guys(don't say i poke nose nah them show me) especially toasters from bbm whatsapp and 2go chat(when it was still popular)and i become baffled and surprised/embarrassed by the funny and gullible ways some guys chat with babes.
So i decided to fall on the side of the females this time(ah no b woman wrapper oo) and write about how annoying it is when some guys chat with babes.
Below are some annoying things guys do when chatting with a lady

1 I love you
For God sake guys should be smart by now when using this word, some guys are so gullible at times, imagine a guy just chating with a lady for the first time and the next day hez already tellibng the girl i love you, someone you met on fb chat, you ddnt even see her dp sef but you already love her. No mumU girl go believe such(at first), talkless of the smart once.Guys we need to upgrade ooo

2 Using her pix as DP
I shared a girl with a friend on whatsapp after months of disturbing me for babe, when he finally get to start chating with her the first thing he does is to use her pix as DP the next day(4 him mind the babe go trip), when he told me the girl block him for my mind i was like dis guy mumu sha Even though we all know that our aim for chatting with the unknown babe is to later toast her, we don't need to show it openly at first. First impression last long. Babe wey you no know maybe nah ogbanje or winsh u dn use am do dp....It pisses a girl off, only an immature brained guy would do such. Guys lets check mate that.

3. Can we meet
Ahnahn bros you just added her on bbm yestaday and by the third day you already telling her you will like to meet her(nah u be are manager abi), you are in abuja she is in lagos, make she jump cum abi..., atleast act mature and wait for a week atleast, she is not a runsgirl nah(even if she is she go get sense small). I even saw one that told the girl to come to his house, bros your hpuse nah House of assembly....although i know some gullible babes would come(oloshos/runsbabe). Guys if you sense she's a smart and decent babe and you one nail no bring up that topic atleast not yet.

4. Asking for number
A guy meets a girl for the first time on bbm, after chatting for like a 3days even with the poor response from the babe and he's dry pick up lines he would still be asking for number with courage(Give me your number). Nah you buy phone for am ni.
Bros slow down nah, atleast you go do small forming nah, don't let the babe see you as a desperate dude. Atleast after a week, then you can ask stylishly don't be direct and then she fit give you(thats if you were able to impress her with your chat) and if she no give no ask am again just lock up, you go ask am later.
5. I want to marry you
Have been reading this alot, you don't know her you just stole her number from a friends phone yet you want to marry her. Guys i fear una ooo, one day you will propose to a fish.

6 Faulty Startup
This one has always been most guys problem,but not all, you add her on 2go or whatsapp(nah your friend carry am give you with the warning that you shouldnt mention he's name) she now ask you how she got your number, because you don't want to implicate your frend you now reply by saying;i dreamt of it, abi you saw it in the sky, or she should not worry how you got. she replies owk. The next thing for you is to start telling her ow beautiful she he's, how you like her shape blabla.....Bros she go block or ignore you..., Not all babes have time for shit.

....Hmm seems those are the ones are i know about for now..., you peeps can add yours

Abeg no bashing



#Psalmwise THEJOLLYGOODFELLOW#

U r guilty of the above.

cutieberie1:
lol...which parole...sir kindly use ur pic as ur dp..

hmmmm. u r looking 4 handsome dude abi? kindly send me a mail. let d parole begin.

cutieberie1:
awww....lol...well sha...m speechless..

u should gv me ya mobile digits u knw so i can run ur parole.

[quote author=cutieberie1 post=30973739][/quote]u r nt SKINNY, u r nt fat, u r jez in d middle. I fink i like u. Oh i meant LUV U.

i lyk them SKINNY, CUTE and with a big BOOOBZ

Mhizizzy:
I strongly disagree... not even dis generation sexfreaked guyz

including ur b.f@sex freaked

MissMich:
are you okay?

u r nt ok