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Oyind17:
na laptop I dey use, my phone is bad. when I repair it I'll give you my number

Ohkies darling. We will always keep in touch.

Oyind17:
private ke, I don't chat in private not even PMS

We no chat, na ur number I wan collect.

We go chat for phone.

Can somebody gv me the yoruba translation of that mario tune?

Oyind17:
its a long story , am back now

I'm glad dat u r back now. Mk I follow u, make we chat for private.

safarigirl:
lol....this is the most rididculous comment ever made.

So na who dey come tops for UNN, Unizik, FUTO, Umudike....abi are all the Fed Unis in one region?

Apply sense in everything you do abeg

Safari girl, u get bad mouth. I will like to know u in real life abi na only online u get mouth like this?

Oyind17:
Who is your iyawo? I deactivated.

You now.

Why did u deactivate?

[quote author=Sleekyshuga post=35467444][/quote]Hae beautiful.

Oyind17:
My frienemy. you still dey Nl?

Iyawo mi, I still dey nl o, I no dey see ur comment when I cum online ni. Howdy?

Missmossy, I can't do this for u. Even if I want to do it, will u allow me?

No girl will wish to have him as a b.f, if na wizkid now, u go see dem dey cry. So no girl fit cry for dis boy? Upon all his academic achievements.

standd:
Eh what manner of love is this

U just dey see d post since all this days.


Na true luv o, no be b.f and g.f luv, I luv u cos of ur beautiful write ups.

It's bad for ladies.


1.U will nt see someone to always do ue assignment for u
2. U will nt see someone to write ur test and exam for u
3. U will nt see someone to take u for lunch and take care of ur dinner.
4. U will nt see someone to oil ur engine."Oyin17 comes to mind"
5. U will nt see someone to pay ur school fees even @his own expense
6.U will nt see someone to buy u handouts.

Ladies, do u still want to be single as a student?

[quote author=lagmostkuit post=35373239][/quote]fvck u darling, u no dey ask of me.

I know some girls are saying in their mind "this girl is enjoying o, how i wish ffk is my b.f"

That his g.f will be nikita on d bed, he himself will be jet-li.
They say when two elephants meet, it is d ground dat will suffer it bt in dis context, it is d bed dat will suffer it.

axiliborha:
Again.....Na WA for me o......First to comment.....thank God introvert and freemanan aren't here to stop my shine from first to comment.....happy new month

how much seun cum gv u nw?

1. Where a girl will be cohabiting with her b.f: niggar will be chopping pusssy even without paying dowry.

2. When u stay at delicate bus stops@night, there are two things involved, it's either u r waiting for customers or u r waiting for ur aristo to cum and pick u.
3. Where guys use and dump ladies like........dn't mention it.
4. A lady will sleep with 3guyz in a day and sees ntn bad innit, she is aving fun.
5. Whr a lady will call her other friends for a thre.e some.
6. Whr a lady will use yansh to collect mark.
7. Most of them are money oriented.
8. Even a deeper life sister go carry belle outside wedlock, na wa oh. U will be like "so u fvck?"
9. Wetin remain? Add urs

@op, are you complaining? Let me add.

1. Where a girl will be cohabiting with her b.f: niggar will be chopping pusssy even without paying dowry.

2. When u stay at delicate bus stops@night, there are two things involved, it's either u r waiting for customers or u r waiting for ur aristo to cum and pick u.
3. Where guys use and dump ladies like........dn't mention it.
4. A lady will sleep with 3guyz in a day and sees ntn bad innit, she is aving fun.
5. Whr a lady will call her other friends for a thre.e some.
6. Whr a lady will use yansh to collect mark.
7. Most of them are money oriented.
8. Even a deeper life sister go carry belle outside wedlock, na wa oh. U will be like "so u fvck?"
9. Wetin remain? Add urs

Happy new month to the delectable missmossy, the precious, sumptuous pukka36, mznelly(my obstinate and adamant friend), prettythickme(the most lively lady I know here on nairaland), medunah(my incoming g.f).

EggovinMma:
Count your name, nickname a d surname. That's the number!

I nvr expected u to be rude, I expected u to be concise and civil. U no c "pardon me" rudeness dey ur gene.

EggovinMma:



BODY NO BE FIREWOOD!
IT WILL TAKE THE SPIRIT OF GOD ALMIGHTY FOR ME TO STAY 7 MONTHS NO FUCCCK!
I AM YET TO SEE A MAN I LOVE TO THAT EXTENT.

Really! Pardon me, how many times do u fvck in a month?

Spaxon:
sure thing, The gay bastard won't waste time accepting the offer

Can u call ur daddy a bastard? Be civil in ur comment.

pukka36 is more intelligent than all the girls here.

Jollyjoy:
are u dis stvpid and childish? Haba! Dat awkward moment when a boy u are old enof to give birth to request for ur pin so as to toast u.

I don't chat with girls who don't have pictures. Put up ur picture, let's chat.

Sleekyshuga:
Don't use me for your stupid examples.. I came here to state my fact, and not to exchange banters with you..

The only aristo I know is the one I share with your sisters.

i sha don talk ma own.

I'm here for pukka, she brought me here, ion kia abt what these fools are saying.

Sleekyshuga:
Is that how your sister(s) make money to feed the family ?

Peacock...

e nvr reach fight lah, i'm jez being factual. Do u want to deny d fact dat u dn't av an aristo?

Laye by kiss daniel comes to mind

It's funny how pukka36 is jealous cos m following so many girls on nairaland. Sweetheart, i cn un-follow them all just for u.

EroticAngelina:
For once I agree with him.

Like he is nt ur crush.

Pukka36:
I will justify U with this very last reply here!!!



U r a boy, and boys dnt know how to woo women.



U are following so many girls here on NL,dnt U have shame at all

Don't tell me u r jealous? C'mon cos I follow so many girls here doesn't mean I'm a womaniser. Out of the numerous girls, I av my preferences.

Pukka, 4get about other girls, it's u dat I luv.

Sleekyshuga:
Aturu

Whatever excites them in little kids .

I don't know. When girls like you are available to make them ur aristo.

Pukka36:
Take down my picture pls!


M not cut out for Ur foolishness.

I won't abuse u back. U just want to push me to the wall bt u won't succeed in doing dat.

Pukka, kindly gv me ur number here, I wish to talk to u. I'm nt proud abt it, I'm beseeching u.