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Yes, that cause all the 80million billionaires in the SE went on sabbatical to antarctica, Statisense will update this data when they return

Una sha like to dey press he-gbos neck anyhow
Na human dem be too o , even tho dem be sub

Its starting soon and i'm happy for them, a whole region is going on a work-free 15 days holiday

chaii...First of its kind, Pace setters in retrogression and backwardness

Person wey dey with handcuffs behind bars dey order person wey dey free for abroad cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

SE people just dey do things wey dey defile logic


Handwriting like Ibrahimovic scissors kick goal

Person wey dey with handcuffs behind bars dey order person wey dey free for abroad

SE people just dey do things wey dey defile logic

Flogged in Akure, jailed in Lagos: The Plights of Eze Ndigbos

Raskimonojendor:
I had to go and satisfy my curiosity

God forgive me

U don cast am now
The guy go run comot for hin own thread

Abi na still oluwole express media put that one for google?

A worrying sign for Giiiirriiiigggoooorryyy pitobi

If this was around 1000 B.C.E, Obi would have gone to seek for signs from those practising divinity

Thats not needed here, Most sane individuals foresaw this before now

fuckJones:
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

And 14 Kangaroos would have to settle for 1 person, thats underfeeding

Cooly100:
So your are hurt this evening...by these beautiful places?

How can you sleep to night...?

Me wey just go google go search " The dirtiest city in Africa" and dem carry onitsha put for number 1, i just dey laugh since

You guys are fuckingly dirty...That Aba and onitsha market are the reasons why foreign investors are reluctant to invest in your slum region

To mock he-gbo dey sweet abeg

Thanks for the 2023 general election. Obi-diots are the proof that our education system needs total overhauling, it goes to prove that most of our recent graduates cant even think independently

Just attack anyone against BAT regardless of what the message is

I reiterate that I'd have been the only failure in my family if i ever turned out to be an obidient..I'm glad i was trained from infancy to know the diff between wrong and right like the Biblical Joshua and the then 16yo Alexander the great who was under the tutelage of Aristotle

Wailers go wail reach 2031, make i siddon dey lick tears

Raskimonojendor:
I feel like posting Enugu brown roofs on this thread since your brothers always act stupid ny creating Ibadan threads everywhere.

Post abeg
Make that guy get reason to cry this evening again

Dick Measurement is needed to boost our self-esteem

We need validations from those who uses us to build their region in the west

guobe:
Giveaway that I did weeks ago is still having more people seeking for help.
Alot of people have be bombarding and seeking for one or two assistance.
I love helping people and My heart beats if I can't help.
I think we can assist people that genuinely need help if we do it collectively.
The economy is really in dire strait as the politicians don't care about us budgeting billions of naira fir themselves in the guys of wanting to buy office furniture and cars.
Imagine ex Governors now senators that have Fleet of cars still demanding for more and also want money to buy chair for office running into billions.
Nairaland has over 3 million people and with our joint effort we can make out something out of it.
How do we help people in need ?

For u to start considering helping invisible and unknown members online, I'd like to assume that you've successfully empowered all your extended family members and even all true-huslters in your street


If not, You're just another giiiiiiriiiigooorrryyy Pitobi who is more concerned about the life of an average Plateau resident than those being maimed in the SE

JASONjnr:
It's crystal to note that the Yorubas will always have logs of woods in their eyes never to see any evil from the north.

A Northerner can raise a fight with the Yorubas but the Yorubas will spot Igbos around to vent their anger.

They never criticise Buhari.... Or any threat made from the north.

There are like 7 Yorubas there but u still had to give it an ethnic coloration despite the other guy trying as much as possible not to mention any tribe

Thunder fire u if u ever believe He-gbos are the most detribalized group in Nigeria

This one sweet my soul
Make dem find way to reduce fuel price online make okoye brothers dey buy their of fuel 3naira/L

Make dem update Aisha Yesufu wiki page join

When you are an enemy to humanity, every human being becomes your enemy
Every single politician in Nigeria is a threat to Obi-diots

At this rate, its reasonable to believe he's the most fit among all three Presidential candidate and it feels good to know we went for the best

When Benjamin Franklin was talking about Invention and innovation, he was actually referring to a certain Nigerian who lived some years after him

Simply say PBAT

Ipob, lets gather here to cry cause this is another cause of severe headaches for us

IamAtikulate:
Exclude Lagos and all the capital cities in Nigeria, no other city or town in Nigeria is more developed than ONITSHA.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xuh2JviB2M

Bro, just go to google and search for "Dirtiest city in Africa"

If Onitsha no come out, then I'm owing u

Nursepepeye:
say Yoruba

Dunces like u complain about Racial Slurs outside the country but you're quick to throw ethnic jabs around

The Retarded one

SOSinNigeria:
The drug baron was busy banging on the table that coups won't be tolerated again in West Africa. Someone that did civilian coup in his own country?! Yet decides to make stupid threats.

Okay, coup has happened in our backyard, let's see what he will do now after banging his hand on the table and making threats.

Nwaboy,it must be tough to be u...Since BAT ascension, you've been going through alot

Get well soon bro...The bitter-sick heart isnt it

OKOATA:
See this guy, you don see me beg on nairaland before? I dey on my grind cashing out steady and never looked for a job all my life na you people I pity pass. Lol

I been wan troll u but this your comment funny die...Your sense of humour is topnotch

Be like say i go dey read most of your comments now

Desperate times call for desperate measures

It wasnt easy for Marcus Aurelius in the beginning too

BAT!!! Lets go there

ZombiePUNISHER:
what else can Tinubu do for you..

Mr Not Daft..

buy you Adult Pampers

The only thing i want him to do for me is to rule your Pa and Ma for the 8years

I really wanna see the oldest man in your clan address BAT as 'Mr. President'...Obi already did that

OKOATA:
Baba I care less about BAT. As long as God provides my daily bread 🥪 whatever he BAT decides that's his luck.

That enough prayer for an average obi-dient
The dreams and aspiration are mild...They just wanna eat

Oh..thats just about regional abductions
No be those by mass genocide

BAT's ascention really help ibos

ZombiePUNISHER:
Have you gotten your 8k palliative

Thats the only thing Tinubu can do for you

Are u guys always this daft?
What brought BAT into this thread
You're so confused that u brought unrelated subjects into a diff topic

Dem go wail tire
All haters of excellent men like Umahi and co will wail till end of time

He-gbo boy is worried about the wrong thing whereas his fathers and mothers are being maimed at home against their own will, courtesy of Simon Ekpa's bold sit-at-home order

Lets use NBS and Statisense data to determine if Ibadan is really ravaged with poverty or not

If u decline to use real life stats, then you're just another dumb Osu

Reunion of Igbo lords
These two men are currently in control of about 8million he-gbos

SE supermen