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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: So Karchisbarbie Is Married by emperorchedda(m): 7:49pm On Sep 25, 2014

I'm sorry but who's kachisbarbie and what's the relationship between her marriage and us here? Like what's the significance and who cares? Is this the new way to bring yourself to the spotlight and attract attention? Forgive me once again but this is not imperative and highly uncalled for

Romance › Re: For Ladies: How To Pass Men's Test by emperorchedda(m): 7:34pm On Sep 25, 2014

This will create room for pretence. Girls already are devilish pretenders, doing this will make them believe pretending is the way to go! OP a gal can pretend for a whole year, talk more of a girl who knows you want to court her, she will just switch on her pretence button and function for the 6 months you both are courting

Celebrities › Re: My Hips And Curves Land Me Roles – Tamilore Martins-ojo by emperorchedda(m): 6:49pm On Sep 24, 2014

80million1: Vanity!
The curves won't be there in d next 12years.

Oga na u go comot am?

Politics › Re: How Abubakar Shekau Was Killed [photos] by emperorchedda(m): 6:46pm On Sep 24, 2014

It looks like his hand was shot till it got dismembered because I can't see his left arm. The soldier that shot this mofo must be filled with rage to have done that

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Celebrities › Re: Mikel Obi's Girlfriend, Olga, Gushes About Him In New Photo by emperorchedda(m): 6:37pm On Sep 24, 2014

All these 9ja bittches though. When Mikel was wooing you in 2003 you said NO because a nigga in a convertible was fuckkingg you, Now dude is living a dream life and y'all are over him. OYO l'eyin wa

Celebrities › Re: Photos: Wole Soyinka Meets Look-a-like In Kenya by emperorchedda(m): 6:26pm On Sep 24, 2014

Dafuq

Car Talk › Re: Funny Names Nigerians Give Cars by emperorchedda(m): 9:24am On Sep 22, 2014*

Back then when we started we held the Mercedes Flat boot with high regard now u shouldn't be seen balling in that car. Dolci u forgot the highly problematic Mercedes Concord

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Romance › Re: Why Some Christian Ladies Do Not Get Married On Time by emperorchedda(m): 9:35pm On Sep 20, 2014

spanzed: From my own experience with them..dey love friend zoning..and don't like romance wch is difficult for guys of now nowadays to cope with..

Romance › Re: Why Some Christian Ladies Do Not Get Married On Time by emperorchedda(m): 9:33pm On Sep 20, 2014

spanzed: From my own experience with them..dey love friend zoning..and don't like romance wch is difficult for guys of now nowadays to cope with..

My bro women don't like romance, THEY LOVE ROMANCE JUST LIKE THEY LOVE SEX

Romance › Re: Why Some Christian Ladies Do Not Get Married On Time by emperorchedda(m): 4:51pm On Sep 20, 2014

2 and 3 exceptionally true. Well guys like us won't pursue a girl for more than a week when she's still forming....also when a girls has given a man hard time and he finally gets her he will make sure he sucks every bit of life in her by every means (emotionally, sexually and even financially) before he dumps her for giving him a rigorous time during the chase

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Romance › Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by emperorchedda(m): 4:41pm On Sep 20, 2014

ahnie: cee Big Nose

Lol. Na so I see am my sister

Romance › Re: Finally Rozzay !!! I Love You ( Coming Out Of Coset) *love Thread* by emperorchedda(m): 8:04pm On Sep 19, 2014

Rozzay in recent times you've been one of the most popular Nairalander, even more popular than Seun. I for one just hope you are truly the person you claim to be in your various posts because if that is true you are one hell of a wild bittch who will never cease to attract male folks

Romance › Re: My Love, My Life...regrets, Pain And Joy by emperorchedda(m): 7:56pm On Sep 19, 2014

This is interesting. OP just know your situation aint the worse, bunch of gals here have done way more than you but the hypocrisy in the female body system will restrict them from openly admitting. How I wish half of NL gals will come clean like you and behold we will see another side of the girls we have been striving to 'catch'

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Can't Someone Be Jovial Again? by emperorchedda(m): 6:59pm On Sep 19, 2014*

This man! Me and my babe was having an important gist and u tried to interfere. I winked at her the first time you tried to cut in that was why she ignored you. Mere looking at you I knew you wanted to snatch my babe! We have been noticing how you change girls like dp so I told her to snub you...right now she's explaining to me why she had to ask you for direction because I'm furious at her for talking to you. NO NEAR MY SHOP AGAIN!

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Man Commits Suicide After Killing Six Grandchildren And Daughter by emperorchedda(m): 10:44am On Sep 19, 2014

Anyi3: And they say the names you give your children don't matter. When your name's SPIRIT, I'm so totally going to be scared of you.

oga plz don't start!

Romance › Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by emperorchedda(m): 9:04pm On Sep 18, 2014

Your didn't scream the last time we did it, you must be getting it from Musa, its over!

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Nairaland General › Re: When Last Did You Cry? by emperorchedda(m): 1:01pm On Sep 18, 2014

April 5th a day after I heard the worst a man could hear. Since then I cry silently whenever I remember April 4th

Programming › Re: Two types of "likes" on profile image (old & new likes) by emperorchedda(m): 11:53am On Sep 18, 2014

For real? Are there likes on profile pictures?? Funny enough I've never noticed it

Romance › Re: 5 Benefits Of breaking Up With A Girl by emperorchedda(m): 11:01am On Sep 18, 2014

When a girl with a big booty and massive booooobs gives me good head and isn't a liability why on earth will I wanna break up even if she's lucifer herself

Family › Re: My Wife Chase My Maid Away by emperorchedda(m): 10:35am On Sep 18, 2014

Lolz..don't worry brother, you will get more opportunities with other girls

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Romance › Re: What's Ur Ultimate Relationship Deal Breaker? by emperorchedda(m): 11:46pm On Sep 17, 2014

folameme: really?u call those words derogatory words?wen ur comment sums up*A typical shallow minded boy*who can't keep an intellectual conversation going without saying obstinate words disrespecting females?excuse me bro,u really need to act ur age biko,I'm very sure u're way older than i am buh pls start acting smart sugar.*btw*and to u saying i should swerve,one word:good riddance lmao

ok bye

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Romance › Re: What's Ur Ultimate Relationship Deal Breaker? by emperorchedda(m): 10:53pm On Sep 17, 2014

folameme: why are u dis dumb as shallow?sex is not love!if u want those positions,get married! bro u really need to start acting ur age!*btw*ma goat is way cuter than u are no hard feelings tho!

hehehe I look at u and see a frustrated slowpoke who can't pass a message without derogatory remarks. Well I'm gonna be a fool to stoop so low to insult u..so mme or whateva ur name is until u learn to pass a point without insult u can text with me. #swerve

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Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by emperorchedda(m): 4:50pm On Sep 17, 2014

As in eh *phew* my previous chick was never at rest whenever we aint 2geda, God help me I'm too busy to read my pings she will immediately kill my battery with calls. Sometimes I find it difficult identifying with my pictures because some people will say it aint me. Also I tend to be very friendly with every girl cos I'm tired of hearing 'emperor forms a lot' I heard a lot of this in my university days. I begin to think I was cursed for having this good appearance even though I'm sure I'm just average

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Investment › Re: The 10 Richest Africans In 2014 by emperorchedda(m): 4:16pm On Sep 17, 2014

I'm number 11 on that list but if I pronounce my wealth here the PMs I will receive from NL girls won't end.

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Romance › Re: 7 Signs You're His Sidechick by emperorchedda(m): 3:11pm On Sep 17, 2014

This OP be betraying us angry

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