₦airaland Forum

backtosender:
shut up mr man can you come up with better investigation?you people from the zoo think you are dealing with some minorities in the north this is the worst mistake the zoo ever made in history this massacre will never go down well you will pay for it one way or the other

Please who are the "you"?

Hehehehehe. Even after dem don hand am over to police, dem nor still untie am.
Good riddance to bad nonsense.

xxxtedyxxx:
3.You Don't Act Like A Boyfriend Material



Sounds familiar?

When you dont show the tendencies of being a boyfriend, girls will automatically friendzone you- I dont care whether you look like Brad Pitt. If you are cool and well groomed, you dont need permission to do somethings. You dont have to be good looking, just be looking good.

Can you call her nicknames like Sexy, Baby, Boo, BabyPie without fear? Without thinking or caring about what she would think? When you meet her, do you go for hugs or handshake? Side hugs or face-face hugs?

You can get easily friendzoned, just like Richard, when you dont act like a boyfriend from the outset. Think about it. You don't need permission to date or attract a girl. Nothing concerns you with her boyfriend or past relationships. Your only care, from the first few minutes of approach, is to act like a boyfriend.

You want her to be your girl, right? Have you ever asked yourself: "Am I acting like a boyfriend?" or "Do I have the qualities of a boyfriend?

Moreover, when you keep begging a girl to date you, asking her out without end- even after she has told you a blatant no already- you risk total rejection. Beautiful girls don't fancy desperate guys. If you are the desperate type, you are already on the steep highway leading to friendzone.

Play your own game and keep the attraction button pressed. With enough attraction and acting like a boyfriend from day one, she may open up about her boyfriend and she might not. If she does, no worries, just continue your game. Dont back out. If she doesn't bring her relationship status up, good for you. In any case, you must keep advancing like a soldier on a mission.

Some girls might want to have fun with you, but you asking: " Do you have a boyfriend", automatically kills all the attraction. You begin to make her rationalize her attraction for you, and she might even end up telling you a yes- even if she doesnt have a boyfriend.

Play your game tight.
DONT BE LIKE RICHARD!

The process of getting locked in the friendzone is not rocket science. Women dont friendzone you without legit reasons. You must have either been too nice and invested too much, or failed to show you have boyfriend potential. Correct these three mistakes, and you will be amazed at how many girlfriends you will have to deal with.

Cheers.
Till we meet again. I remain xxxteddyxxx.

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Please I need the boyfriend material, 50 yards. Make I try that one first, I might still order for more.

Why man pr**k go dey hard unnecessarily when U nor get money? That's sardonic and lugubrious.

drake2000x:
These ones nah Afonja women oh...na them dey big like these. I have never seen a fat Igbo woman in my life! Igbo men take very, extremely good care of their body.

In Falz`s voice: Wehdone Sir. We are watching you from hingh planzes.

Op please which one of the three both of them is beautiful? (In Falz`s voice).

I feel for that spot they are posing on. Too much weight on one spot. I smell earthquake(with Tony Umez`s and Mocheeda`s noses combined)

Thought she's changed name to Toyin Abraham.

She try tho.

Some NCAN agents already pointing out names. When we know before the end of today a Yoruba agbero tout and a Hausa man defiling a 2 months old baby will still hit fp. Different crimes, different locations.
We are in this together and no tribe is crime free.
NB: Im not igbo.

vizkiz:
I don't even give a fück if he drinks baby blood for money. I am just amused by the amount of time you put in this research stalking another Nigga.

Its what he does and he's used to it already. Exactly the way hushpuppi is used to tweeting with the slightest chance he gets.

Why is this guy always making fp? what do we do about this bayii? I stopped frying water recently. Se I sud start frying cement ni?

With everything around me, I still believe there are multi millionaires who made their wealth legally.

A 20 year old girl or a 20 year old dummy?

rainylad:
..Okay are you saying its vetter to behead an elder than to insult him in afonjaland..cos i dont understand your point

...You guys in SW have got your sense of right or wrong upside down ...so irs okay to behead people but not to insult them right??..you lots are really weird.

When it gets to the point of tribalism, I don't delve into it. In fact, I always like to back out. But all what I was trying to say is that both insulting and beheading `re totally wrong. And besides I was trying to be sarcastic when I asked if he's been frying cement recently. No hard feelings ma`am

thesuave10:
Putting on Gucci ain't a poor man's mentality bro. It's just preference

I never said it was bad either. I love real and good designers as well

RisingSun1:
See this human skull miner yapping rubbish!

It is better to insult one's elder than to cut off the head of one's elder for ritual purposes.

Demented Afonja

Better to insult one's elder?
Have you been frying cement recently?

VERDA:
Is he complaining?? ,or you just feel like complaining for him, what do you think the purpose of amassing wealth is?? To bury it with you when you die?? Bill Gates is a perfect example of man living for his fellow man, giving opportunities to thousands to become, pushing humanity forward.

My broda, you should see the Nigerian mentality when you see `em. What most people don't know is that these billionaires they see today were not chasing money during their start ups. They were mainly after making a difference with their creative imaginations. But nowadays, most of us chase money with zero creativity.

Wealthy man looking simple. Not someone somewhere packing Gucci products together to show how rich he or she is. That's a poor man mentality (Not pointing fingers tho)

They looked so downcast and morose probably because most of them don't really want to see him get better.

If our brothers really want biafra like they are agitating for it everyday, all they need do is to first move from the states of the other tribes where they are presently and start their agitation from their self acclaimed biafran states.
Secondly, they should tell every one they count a biafran occupying a political sit of a senior staff as a Nigerian politician to step down and go vie for a political sit in their biafran republic.
I dont see how you wont get your wishes within 90 days.
But I doubt if they will be able to. Go to every states in Nigeria, U find dem agitating biafra up and down like anyone stands to lose anything if they go. I see Nnamdi Kanu as a power freak just like Buhari. He's just trying to get himself busy while also getting fame in return.

Everybody keeps dropping singles. So nobody can drop married or divorced abi? Issokay.



On a lighter note, big ups brov.

Ty OP. I want to fry water now.

Low bress esteeem.

Oxford should just remove the definition of hardship inside the dictionary and put the pictures of these guys.

of course, we don't expect much from a cleavage bearing mom.

CAPTAIN LEADER LEGEND!!!
You will forever be in our hearts.

We dem HOES

Lol. Good riddance to bad nonsense.

Like say she wan shit for that 3rd picture

phenzy:
u knw belotti if u see am abi hw many of Im matches u don watch

If you dont know him doesn't mean I shouldn't know him as well. Go check youtube broda.

Oh Dear Lord! NCAN southwest and southeast would sure be disappointed by this news. NCAN nothern region, today is our birthday o. Lets wine and dine.

I still feel Lukaku isnt as good as everyone thinks. Im a Chelsea fan and I dont think Lukaku is better than. He has this poor first touch, making poor passes and I dont think Chelsea should replace Costa with a striker who isnt a good ball player. I wish we had signed him but all the same, losing him might just be a blessing in disguise. I sure would prefer Belotti.

That's what I call maturity. If he holds on to the number 9 shirt, he's not going to wear it forever nah.