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Bari22:
The great ABU

An ABU student is naturally ahead of you. Whether you like it or not

Off course.
In cattle rearing.
Professional herdsmen.

Prettythicksmee:
Maybe she caught her husband fucking another man.

Maybe he caught her in bed with another woman.

Pheals:
that's how nice guys get away

You may be right.

Spaxon:
how're u

Bored. What about you?

Spaxon:
yes sire...

Thanks for caring

You're welcome

Spaxon:
Lol it's a Meal Replacement Theraphy

Ok. Did it help?

Spaxon:
I took Edmark™ MRT

Me I don't know this one oo.
Does it cure HBP?

Spaxon:
Pray so

Ok. Good morning. Have a unique weekend. Merry Christmas.

franugo:
ur friend girl naim u knack without remorse some people sha no get sense of honour I swear.


@op, well I sabi cook some foods sha, not all...but the ones I sabi, I don sabi am pass Sabina

E concern you?
Is it your knacking?
Swuegbe!

Spaxon:
can't eat anything

Eeya. Sorry oo. What about drinking something?

Spaxon:
Oh it's a security check. U don't usually log in with that device..

It's not registered with google

Ok...I'll try using my system tomorrow. Hopefully it will work.

Spaxon:
yahoo is not gmail la

Have you had dinner?

Spaxon:
yahoo is not gmail la

I tried opening my gmail(emekaisrael3@gmail.com). This one will not even open. Gmail keeps telling me nonsense about security and all-whats-not. I'll try to open it with my system tomorrow. Check out what's really wrong.

Spaxon:
Oh I see use gmail na...

Thanks Hun

That's even worse. I tried logging in with israeli_emeka9@yahoo.com, was told it's invalid (even though I've used that email before). Dunno what else to do sha. I keep jumbling them up. My fault.

Spaxon:
I sent it.

Oh lemme send for it

Good. Recover asap. Best of heartfelt wishes.
I just checked it again.
I'm having a running battle with yahoomail. It sucks.
Get well soon

Spaxon:
are u sure?

Done...

Just checked it now. Nufin
Strepsil will help. Try and get it. Works well with this weather
It's like licorice. Or candy. Just keep licking it. Will help

Spaxon:
are u sure?

Done...

Just checked it now. Nufin
Strepsil will help. Try and get it. Works well with this weather

The day I cooked fried rice and chicken in school, my friend brought his bae oo.
After eating the guy dozed off like a mad cow, he didn't know I spiced it with igboo
The girl ko?
She come dey look me with red eye
Na only me Waka come?
The rest as they say is history...
By the time he woke up, she was no longer the same.
I change her ministry one time
Warri no dey carry last

Loyalblak007:
I love guys that cook good ,Make me breakfast in bed

I'll cook bread and tea for you

Spaxon:
no u gimme a correct unconfused email

israel_emeka9@yahoo.com
This should work. Just send it now lemme log in and check it

Spaxon:
No does that help?

Yes it does.
You know what?
Give me your own email lemme send you a mail.
My emails have successfully confused me.

Spaxon:
Sore throat

Sorry. Have you taken strepsil?

Spaxon:
Very sick wbu

Awwwn...what's wrong with your health?

Spaxon:
Thought as much

I just realized while trying to fill in some info for a job application. My bad. How have you been?

Spaxon:
Functional?

Sorry dearie. Error on my part. I omitted a letter. It's israel_emeka9@yahoo.com. Tnx.

Sai Baba!
Ze Phat Two of Jhanyman begins
Please sir,
Safe journey.

MhizzAJ:
It's not by 'church' abeg

But i still like some of their doctrines though

Deeper life has some admirable things they do and the church really contributed positively to my life

Of course, I just had to give her what she wanted today. I'm a man of peace.
They didn't just contribute, they played a crucial role in the man I am today.
I love kumuyi and his standards.
Just as I love other men of God.
Irrespective of your calling or religion. Once your character is worthy of emulation, who am I to disparage you?
Oya come make we go na, maybe we will have pre-wedding pictures...lol

MhizzAJ:
Even you too

My sister, the Lord will help us.
But I went there today oo.
Mom had to drag me like a lil baby.
I miss the church though.

manutdrichie:


Buhari be declaring 150cow since 1983

The business no dey grow?

Those cows are castrated na.

Bubu wants to help Germany defeat terrorists.
SARS now has a new job description: arresting yahoo boys.
EFCC job description: financial adviser to whistleblowers.
Nigerian Army job description: exposing sponsors of terrorists.
And you think your fellow man hustling with you on the street is your problem.
Lemme goan sleep.

handelex:
Nawa oo.. lukaku don suffer

If manutd no buy am now, he for dey shout say...'no one gave me a chance'.
Well, just like oga bubu, breeze don blow, fowl yansh don open.

unofficialapple:
Do deeper lifers even have sex?
Isnt sex supposed to be a sin?
Why do they now watch television?
When did God inform their GO to change that rule?
Is it no longer the "Devils box" as the GO used to describe it then?
Why do they even use the Internet?
Isnt that the devils Invention?
I was in NYSC camp with a bunch of female deeper lifers, why did they wear trousers? isnt it supposed to be a sin too?

Better live your life as you deem fit instead of living according to the rules of a man who has projected the whims, caprices and idiosyncrasies of his weird personality on his christian sect.

Making them live like Zombies

The rate at which you drink panadol for churches headaches...liver failure no dey hard to get oo.