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Literature › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Author Of All Time? by EmperorShizzy: 10:21pm On Jun 28, 2020

Prof Oluwole Akinwande Babatunde Soyinka, Kongi the god of literature. His constant employment of heavy verbiage is one of the reasons why I like him so much. I guess that explains why Larrysun is my favorite Nairaland writer of all time.

others are;
William Shakespeare
Chinua Achebe
Bernard Shaw
Chimamanda Adichie

Literature › Re: What Book Are You Reading Right Now? by EmperorShizzy: 10:14am On Jun 09, 2020

This classic piece from Nigeria face of satire, Elnathan John, since the demise of Prof Pius Adesanmi.

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Literature › Re: WASTED YEARS:the Ordeal Of A Pastor's Son by EmperorShizzy: 9:56pm On Jun 02, 2020

daremiarchs:
Broooo!! I'm happy for you

Thanks mate!

Politics › Re: Did IMF Exclude Nigeria From 25 Nations Granted Debt Relief? (Fact Check) by EmperorShizzy: 12:29am On Apr 17, 2020

Hey, aminulive, how can I officially reach Politics Nigeria?

Literature › Re: Nnedi Okorafor Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by EmperorShizzy: 12:29pm On Apr 08, 2020

alternateReality:
Where can one get her work in bunk here in Lagos. I want my students to read it next term. Like 100copies, because last term i couldnt find any in the market.

I'm not sure you want your students to read books so monotonous like hers ??

Literature › Re: Between Nnedi Okorafor & Upcoming Author She Told 'Talk Is Cheap' by EmperorShizzy: 12:21pm On Apr 08, 2020

AdorableJosh:
No you're not, I tried to like her books, I really did, but nah, they are not for me.

Like seriously, her book is for daydreamers dwelling in make believe utopia. More like kids or adult-kids

Romance › Re: My Dirty Gf by EmperorShizzy: 11:06pm On Apr 03, 2020

Bus, even covid 19 can't stop you from doing this....hahaha

Christianity Etc › Re: Can A True Child Of God Be Killed By Corona Virus? by EmperorShizzy: 10:40pm On Apr 02, 2020

finalboss:
got it lemme check

Yes, Please do.

Christianity Etc › Re: Can A True Child Of God Be Killed By Corona Virus? by EmperorShizzy: 12:11am On Apr 01, 2020

finalboss:
imagine

finalboss, i sent you a mail please did you get it?

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Education › Re: I Bet My Life, My JAMB Result was Hacked by EmperorShizzy: 8:20pm On Mar 22, 2020

Yus0488:
I studied English education in Ife with a JAMB score of 250+ ten years ago. Flashforward to today, I dream of studying law and determine in my heart to study it this year. Since I left Ife I have been running a GOVT approved tutorial school for several years and I have one of the most respected tutorial in Ondo State. You can ask me any question in English, CRS, LIT AND GOVT. I will answer you from anywhere while dozing. I can write a textbook in English, Literature and CRS without consulting any document. Trust me, I am not exaggerating.

I have produced students who scored 300+ and even produce two this year.

I decided to fulfill my last wish to study law, together with several of my students as I presented way over 100 jamb candidates this. I have recorded 87 of them that have scored 200+.

I wrote my exam on 19th of March by 9:00pm.
When I checked mine this was my score this was the message I received : Eng 39, Govt 47, Lit 46, CRS 30(162). My worst student didn't score this.

Alot of my students knew I took JAMB, my business could be ruined because someone is toiling with me. please help me. If I say I have what it takes to to score 400/400, please believe it. In CRS I only missed a question on Paul's message on salvation. In Govt I only missed question on what group was against formation of OAU. In English I am only unsure about a quotation from the text "Sweet Sixteen"

I mailed COSS already, they have replied.

Bro, you're so right, there is something sketchy about their marking scheme for those in art department. These cases are rare in the science department, that's why you see many of them scoring 300+ which is unlike those in humanities. Its so saddening when hard work of deserving students are not rewarded.

Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by EmperorShizzy: 6:17pm On Mar 22, 2020

Sammy07:
Egbami, when has lighting up roads become achievement?

Paying salaries?? Isn't that his job?
Is that an achievement?

Agricultural focus?? Which of the SW governors ain't focus on agriculture?

Those that I cancelled are out of point..
We don't celebrate mediocrity here.

Dull fellow, you know paying salary is his job but your diastema reckless talker confidently said "even if i don't pay salary, I'm still the constituted authority", did you know GSM cleared the arrears the bastard was owing, lautech staff included. he has been paying salaries every 25th of the month since coming to power, is that not a rocket science compared to what it used to be under enu jawaya governor. Stop defending mediocres.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by EmperorShizzy: 6:14pm On Mar 22, 2020

Sammy07:
Egbami, when has lighting up roads become achievement?
Paying salaries?? Isn't that his job? Is that an achievement?
Agricultural focus?? Which of the SW governors ain't focus on agriculture?
Those that I cancelled are out of point.. We don't celebrate mediocrity here.

Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by EmperorShizzy: 6:04pm On Mar 22, 2020

Osagyefo98:
I am not thinking anything.

Bro don't be bamboozled by the antics of these pseudo intellectual Apc minions please. They are irrational, they only hate GSM because he is not from their retrogressive party.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by EmperorShizzy: 6:02pm On Mar 22, 2020

Sammy07:
Then why are you meddling into SW politics..

We have standards in SW.
you must meet the standards or surpass the standard.

Ajimobi is the only Oyo governor to get second term.
Mimiko also in Ondo state
Oyinlola in Osun
Fayose was chased out in his first term
Same as fayemi
They got re elected back.
Why do you think both of them did well (a bit) in their 2nd tenure.

Why do you think those governors got 2nd term?

Ajimobi, the looting reckless talker who rigged himself when its obvious Ladoja's accord party is winning in is your best governor, you're sick, so sick, a man who commercialized even primary education exorbitantly is who you try to compare with GSM. Man, you're fucking sick, Ajimobi the bastard whose daughter's video clips lavishing money are always out on a weekly basis while workers are not paid, while lautech students are getting shot at while protesting, is that not the same Ajimobi you're trying to whitewash for us here. Ajimobi the bastard ibadan governor who spent 8 years in power without a single project in the whole ibarapa while GSM has one already. Ajimobi whose anointed candidate was roundly trounced despite federal might and power of incumbency and he himself lose woefully to an unknown Kola Balogun despite being a sitting governor. Is that not enough to show you Apc zombies that your lord Ajimobi is not even worthy of being mention in same line with GSM. God punish u, i hate you apc fukkers like mad, the way you deodorize and defend mediocrity is appalling.

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Politics › Re: Sowore Dancing To 'Soapy' By Naira Marley (Video) by EmperorShizzy: 6:02pm On Mar 15, 2020

LuciusX:
These yoruba people! If you give them small weed, they will start arranging plantation. They gave this mumu small free hand now he's doing 'oga'. Buhari baby, please rid us of this miscreant + that he-goat, that calls himself 'defense counsel'

Politics › Re: Alaafin Writes Fayemi, Asks Him To Stop Actions Against Traditional Rulers by EmperorShizzy: 11:55am On Mar 14, 2020

iammo:
betrayed by akintola, jailed for treason even when he did nothing, lost his lawyer son while in prison.. just the few things he suffered few years after even when the desposed alafin said he held no grudge

The irony is that while you claimed to have "quality education and access to libraries", your assertions sound shallow and project you as a delusional ignoramuse. Awolowo dethroned the father of your current almighty Alaafin and NOTHING happened to him. Life is all about merriments and woes, so trying to ascribe his woes to the repercussions of dethroning a primitive traditional rulers is a sort of religion buffoonery unexpected of a supposed educated mind.
Now let's talk about the points you raised, you said he never became president as a result of the act, Who did Abiola dethroned that cast a spell on him to block him from becoming president and even dying in the process.
Awolowo went on to live for more than 30 years after deposing the man and died at a RIPE Age of 78 as a NATIONAL HERO with numerous legacies, while your Almighty Shaman has faded into oblivion even long time before he died.
You said he lost his son but even the Prophet (PBUH) lost his only son on a day of joy, was he cursed? certainly No, that's life, tragedy happens.
So get off the illusion that something catastrophic will happen to any governor who depose a traditional ruler. He's at liberty to do so. The ruler's status nothwithstanding

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Crime › Re: Breaking !!! IGBERE TV Boss Regains Freedom by EmperorShizzy: 11:35am On Mar 14, 2020

ahnie:
My friend re-read my comments,this time slowly... And make sure you tender an apology to me.
Just so you know .....I meant this igberetv man is an attention seeker.

OK my apologies then. I'll modify my earlier comment

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Crime › Re: Breaking !!! IGBERE TV Boss Regains Freedom by EmperorShizzy: 10:01pm On Mar 13, 2020*

ahnie:
I kinda concur with you.
Like sowore's right?

Sowore, an attention seeker??

Literature › Re: WASTED YEARS:the Ordeal Of A Pastor's Son by EmperorShizzy: 6:54pm On Mar 03, 2020

daremiarchs:
4 years now, wow!

Yeah brother, thanks for your unending assistance during the course of penning it down then. It's going through extensive and professional editing now, will be published later this year.

Crime › Re: Kafayat Idowu: Cherubim & Seraphim Where Teens Are Recruited For Prostitution by EmperorShizzy: 4:45pm On Feb 22, 2020

post=86829658:
This can never be a church...
it must be a shrine or something worse!!

Your opinions stinks so much that you're one of the halfwitted dipsticks I've resolved to ignore on this platform but on the long run, leaving shameful rhetorics like the garbage you typed above unanswered gives slowpoke like you the feeling that they are right.
is it not ridiculously stupid for an African to liken a shrine to a place where evil reigns even when the news was specific that the evil act is happening in a church? It shows how dimwitted you are to think the European and Arab imported religions are better than our African way of worship. Anyway, the stats are out there, your favourite Imported religions have caused more deaths, wars and crisis to Africans than any other religion.

Literature › Re: WASTED YEARS:the Ordeal Of A Pastor's Son by EmperorShizzy: 11:11am On Jan 31, 2020*

4 years already.....wow

Politics › Re: Sowore To Take up Volunteer Teaching Job In Abuja by EmperorShizzy: 2:46pm On Jan 29, 2020

Difrent:
Ode
You have to show yourself as capable before being noticed by such organizations as CIA you will be shocked if you know how many CIA agents are parading themselves as leaders and activists. Let me not bore your small brains with issues like this that are beyond what your brain can carry. Skowpoke

Afi Skowpoke naa, Dumb ignoramus shamelessly spewing lie around

Politics › Re: Sowore To Take up Volunteer Teaching Job In Abuja by EmperorShizzy: 4:45pm On Jan 28, 2020

Difrent:
what of you enslaving yourself to a self serving politician (formerly activist), free yourself from mental slavery..........Sowore is a CIA agent take it from me.......his sahara reporters was given seed funding by CIA affilated organizations.......his first mandate was to use his meduim to destroy GEJ government...........his present brief is to disstabilize nigeria which he has failed woefully to achieve.

So who sponsored his heroic action against the dictatorial military government as a 20 years old student unionist in the 80/90s at Unilag??

Oponu Oshi

Politics › Re: Sowore: GEJ's Condemnation Was Not An Endorsement Of Buhari by EmperorShizzy: 11:33pm On Dec 14, 2019

Some rabble rousing ignoramuses are even saying Sowore ENJOYED Freedom under Jonathan, if only the money meant for their education has not been looted by Patience Jonathan, Dasuki and co, they would have known that right under the Premium Times post, it was said that the staff at PT were surprised to see him at their office because they know the he's on the DSS watchlist. Sowore sneaked into the country throughout Jonathan's regime till late 2014 when it was evident that he will be defeated

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Literature › Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by EmperorShizzy: 11:53pm On Nov 30, 2019

Anigreat:

Dear LarrySun

I just want you to know that you are the best thing that has ever happened to nairaland literature section even outside nairaland.
I have been praying secretly for you, that you have the recognition you deserve in the world of literature, and i will be the happiest person on earth the day that happened.

"A man’s gift opens doors for him, and brings him before great men" This rare gift of yours must open doors for you... This is not my word, but God's word!

Amen , Yes he is!, a gift to the literary world, I pray he get the recognition he deserved very soon.

Politics › Re: Sowore Speaks From Custody, Says Buhari Out To Destroy Civic Space by EmperorShizzy: 1:17pm On Nov 15, 2019

omenka:
Sowore, but you were out to destroy and remove a democratically and constitutionally established government.

Much as i admire your deggedness and courage, you must be held accountable for your actions as well.

When asked if you were calling for protests, you reiterated you were calling for a REMOVAL OF THE GOVERNMENT AND NOT JUST ANY PROTEST. How could you call for the removal of a government duly elected in a process in which you ALSO participated, and even endorsed?

Come on, even the US government wont tolerate that. It is called treason. As we speak, the US president is calling a legitimate WHistle Blower legally protected by their constitution, an enemy of state guilty of treason! What the guy reported has been corroborated even by employees of the president himself.

So, forget all that. You surely will be out of there. But I simply cant tell when.

So Despite two different courts ordering his release, he should be there till when God knows huh

And How do you remove a government with aluta chants and placards??

Literature › Re: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by EmperorShizzy: 11:11pm On Nov 10, 2019

sammyfrosh:
I have the English pdf version, I can give you if you want it

Do you still do? If yes Send it to my mail
Mrshizzyboy@gmail.com

Literature › Re: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by EmperorShizzy: 11:11pm On Nov 10, 2019

Longman6:
Yes I do.

Sorry to break into your conversation but please Send them to my mail.
Mrshizzyboy@gmail.com

Politics › Re: Sowore And Olawale Bakare Fail To Meet Bail Conditions by EmperorShizzy: 11:12am On Oct 12, 2019

post=83064004:
[s]First if all.
Mynd44, kindly edit the typo on the topic.
Edit Swore to Sowore...
That is a typo obviously.
[/s]
@Topic.....

Sowore don buy market wey him no go fit pay finish till him die!

He doesn't deserve any at all.
He was the first to congratulate Baba after the election
Immediately the ministers names were released and his name was missing, he changed his song to revolution, just to cause unrest all over the nation.
He is learning his lessons right now.
Wailers, children of hate, perdition and frustration will queue behind him tho.
The first wailer to quote this post and wail will get a good prize.
Wailers, Your time starts now.........

Hello Justice Ijeoma Ojukwu, nice to meet you YOUR HIGHNESS!

Can you swear on your life or at least provide evidence that Sowore did congratulate the dullard. I guess Sowore is fighting for appointment when he fought the evil genius in 1985 over SAP.

I guess he's fighting for ministerial post when he's fighting the demon called Abacha in 93/94 over democracy in Nigeria.

He's definitely fighting to be appointed when through Sahara reporters, he played a huge role in scuttling the megalomaniac 3rd term agenda of Obasanjo.

And I know surely that the fight for political appointment made him to fight for Jonathan when the Turai led Cabals wanted to deny him presidency in 2011.

And definitely, the thirst for ministerial role made him led a mini revolution in 2012 called #OccupyNigeria.

And he's surely after appointment when he voraciously reported all anomalies in Jonathan corruption filled government and see to their exit from power. Sahara reporters announced the election before inec did , I know he did that for political appointment too right.

Sowore started fighting for the betterment of his beloved country as a 21 years old boy at Unilag and now he's 49 and throughout those years, he had spent months in detentions, murder has been attempted on him , he has been tortured in the most brutal way and still CONSISTENT, UNYIELDING without any stain on his integrity and all you braindead unfortunate bastard could do is to spread falsehood about him because you're are blindly a dull, clueless septuagenarian. Keep it up, continue spreading your lies about patriotic fighters like this, just know you and your likes will never end well.

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