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Health / Re: Could It Be HIV by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:24am On Dec 02, 2019
orjah:
Hello nairalanders, i discovered something about me recently. I feel always hot. i mean even inside ac,fan,i feel hot always then there is this light itching i get . when the sun is out and very hot,my body becomes hot,my eyes feel like they are dry and heavy. i dont feel weak,sick or have any symptoms. infct last time i visited hospital is about 10years ago. Could it be hiv i have or something. I feel so scared. i do not have any symptoms like i said. but i am a new smoker to marijuana abt 3yrs now. sometimes i feel my body is hot,but it doesnt feel hot when i touch it. i bought drugs for maybe fever,but i did not see any difference. infct i can do work from 12 to 4pm,still do exercise,drink water, when the sun is out i feel like dying when im indoors,but when i go out i dont feel the heat much. I also feel slight pain in my testes esp the left side. i had been following some vigorous youtube home exercises on how to loose belly fat but recently i noticed my testes feel somehow bigger or is it that my intestine is inside my testes. I am very worried and i feel so depressed because i dont feel sick,weak,or anything but i have slight itches and my body feels hot every now and then. help me
u have internal heat.
this is far from hiv symptoms
Celebrities / Re: I Will Mess A Quran Up - Etinosa After Using Bible As Ashtray by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:21am On Dec 02, 2019
Patrioticman007:
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Its a shame that you Christians love hypocrisy of faith. One of your sister has committed blasphemy, due to falseness of you faith, you want Muslims to fight your fight.[/s]
oga shut up there who told u she's a Christian? didn't u see when she used the bible as an ashtray to smoke?
or are u this dumb?

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Mess A Quran Up - Etinosa After Using Bible As Ashtray by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:19am On Dec 02, 2019
healthserve:



She's about to lose her head na. Na knife people she wan go challenge now..
and bomb too.
they'll package the bomb as a gift with iPhone 11 as the cover and as soon as she receive it she go pieces.
I'll just go park the debris of her carcass and feed it to my dogs
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:13am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:


ikpok ebok
good morning my love!
hope you'll come around my place of work today?
I'll be expecting u
Celebrities / Re: I Will Mess A Quran Up - Etinosa After Using Bible As Ashtray by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:08am On Dec 02, 2019
Benin girls are all wayward and useless. tufiakwa

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:06am On Dec 02, 2019
Ishilove:

I half believed but there were more questions than answers. Now it has been proven that the picture is fake. What else aside the picture is fake? Who knows
if u google search that picture via chrome u may even find out he got the picture from the net sef

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:04am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:
Yeah. Its just offensive sha
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:03am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:
Youre welcome smiley
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:03am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:
[s] he OPs biggest problem now is that his monicker has lost total credibility. [/s]
Agriculture / Re: Help! My Export Company Dream Is About To Die. by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:02am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Dude, what are you saying

I was talking to somebody else, the healthserve guy quoted me with a sarcastic comment



which I replied to with an equally sarcastic rejoinder



How can you just take my comment out of context as if Im accusing him when I was clearly matching the guy's ironic tone?

By that logic he equally admitted to being a scammer.[/s]

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Agriculture / Re: Help! My Export Company Dream Is About To Die. by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:01am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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But what I am asking you people is, why is nobody taking the guy serious If he has a point then how come nobody cares

I dont see which help came from me, Khia and I did not exchange any words on that thread.

Plus, he quoted actual rules as the supporting bases for his grievances [/s]

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Agriculture / Re: Help! My Export Company Dream Is About To Die. by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 8:01am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Smh what the bloody fĂșck are you talking about I have not accused you of anything anywhere so stop quoting me!

You wrote a sarcastic comment accusing yourself and I replied back to you.

If you cant handle sarcasm then dont use it on others.

I asked you to bring out the thread where the whole thing started, when you and Pistotita were debating each other, you said



Now You're rambling on in my mentions again.

The guy who accused you in the first place says hes leaving, plus other people here say they have been observing you so why not clear your name instead of quoting me and filling my mentions with irrationalities [/s]

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Agriculture / Re: Help! My Export Company Dream Is About To Die. by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 7:59am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Where did I quote you as a thief? You are the one who called me into this thread.

You keep mentioning different monikers here but you dont want them to probe deeper into the issue so that we can understand it.

Every time I ask a simple question that deserves an answer you start hyperventilating in my mentions and getting emotional

You can't gall me into believing everything you write by spamming my mentions with sarcasm just because you dont like what I am saying.[/s]

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 7:58am On Dec 02, 2019
WIZGUY69:
All the stories here are based on FRIEND, from the Op to Mr Akure, to My friend's aunt, to my brother's friend. Are you guys saying out of the over 2 million members on this site, nobody is a ghost?
you and kingxsamz.

I'm yet to see anyone here who had a First hand experience.
if it's not friend it's brother aunty or mom
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 7:55am On Dec 02, 2019
SocialJustice:
Boot your brain up properly before you quote me.
shut up oga.
you're lying
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 7:53am On Dec 02, 2019
Ishilove:

Stop using us as a creative writing project. I ought to give you a few strong words but I will hold my peace.

Mscheeeeeeeew.
really?
I thought u believed the story initially?
or u just came across the thread he posted way back in 2010 where he needs to learn writing skills
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 7:52am On Dec 02, 2019
kebliss:
That was how a corpse that have been in the morgue for so long in Delta State University Teaching Hospital in Oghara went to a shop to get a crate of beer just the night before it will be evacuated for burial.
lol funny stories.
I'll need to compile all these fictional stories here and perhaps sell them.
it'll be fun for people to read em.

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 7:51am On Dec 02, 2019
Ishilove:

She died in an accident on her way back to Lagos. She had travelled for a wedding three days prior so when I saw her, she wasn't even in Lagos.
na wah o.
so scary and unbelievable.
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 1:41am On Dec 02, 2019
ecolime:
Guys, these things happen.

A close friend of my late aunt saw her at Abeokuta in 2006. She even stayed with her for 2 weeks. Late aunt who struggled in her lifetime was already a well to do and living in her own house with exotic cars in her new life at Abeokuta.

This lady (friend) had relocated to Abeokuta city several years back and never knew my aunt had died in 2002.

This friend came to Lagos few weeks after my late aunt had hosted her. She stopped by at our family to share the hospitality news and how well her friend hosted her for two weeks. It was there and then she got the shocker.

Every member of our family was shocked and in disbelief. In fact one of my cousins followed the lady to Abeokuta to reconfirm but the flat they both lived for 2 weeks was no where to be found and has a totally different building on it.

What makes it scary was that something similar had already happened 3 years back when my Uncle too passed on (story for another day) and we all just concluded that's the norm in my paternal family.

Lost my mum in 2011 and I thank God similar thing did not happen. I still think about her till date and never for once have I dreamt about her in my dreams. To me, it means she's resting perfectly well in peace.

Things happen folks. Mysteries beyond your comprehension.
you're watching too much of scary movies.
wake up already and stop hallucinating
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 1:37am On Dec 02, 2019
Ishilove:

In 2016, around 8.30am I greeted my neighbour but she looked straight ahead and ignored my greetings. By 5pm same day someone came knocking on our door to inform my folks that the same lady died in accident that morning on Benin-Ore road.

Till date I'm still asking myself if I really saw the lady or someone who looks like her. The former is unthinkable...
she died In accident the morning by 10am while u saw her at 8.30 am.
don't get it twisted.
ghost doesn't exist

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 1:35am On Dec 02, 2019
Legits:
Op things likes this do happen... There was a situation few years back when my mum friend called scolding my mum on how her junior sister was. She met her at oshodi and she didn't like how she looked pale and so on. Whereas the said junior sister has died a year before.
she was either hallucinating or maybe the person she saw resembled the late junior sis.
ghost only exists in ur imaginations that's why they are called fairtyfales
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 1:32am On Dec 02, 2019
Usanga35:
Its true o.....Even from the pics u will know .....He looks like someone that will not want another man to enjoy his wife for whatever reason...dats why he came back to continue to Tanana him wife....
hmmm ikpa awooden
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 1:29am On Dec 02, 2019
digitaltrades:

You guys just think everything in life is black and white. That's a very dumb and myopic mindset. There is more to this world than meet the eye.

another gullible sheeple spotted
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 1:27am On Dec 02, 2019
eskimoeze:
[s] know a woman who married ghost too in my village. They have been living together for years but the woman doesn't know anything about her husband. She started pressuring the man to take her to his village and they agreed to a particular date to visit the man's village, on the agreed date, the man disappeared and and up till now, no one has seen or heard about the man. After the incident, half of the their only child paralyzed.

Just advise your friend to be prayerful that's the only thing that will help him [/s]
trash!
you're hallucinating.
stop watching scary movies like Winchester.
ghost are fairly tales and hence doesn't exist

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 1:25am On Dec 02, 2019
YorubaPrince:
OP.... abeg, go borrow sense. angry
u believe this story?
maybe ipob have now summon ghosts to help them fight for biafra

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Education / Re: Mekowulu Precious Chibuzor Had First Class In Law School by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:33am On Dec 02, 2019
Ipob girls and their sexually transmitted degrees. tufiakwa
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Hosts Mufti Ismael Menk, Renowned Muslim Cleric And His Team by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:29am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Jesus was a Jew

There is no compulsion to keep a beard in modern Mainstream Christianity. There is no directive to do anything except be clean and smart in your appearance [/s]
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Hosts Mufti Ismael Menk, Renowned Muslim Cleric And His Team by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:28am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:
I agree with you
Religion / Re: Top Nigerian Gospel Praise & Worship Songs Released In November 2019 by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:28am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:
[s] that Psalm Ebube x Lara George joint is the bomb! Mehn cool Will be blasting it this Christmas, thanks OP!

Aka Jehovah na-eme mma.. [/s] .
Romance / Re: I Dumped Her, But Feeling Its Not Right by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:26am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Why is it different? What was wrong with her action? Is it more acceptable if a non-virgin does it?



How ignorant can you get? When women are aroused the vaginal muscles loosen up to allow easier penetration.

Plus some women are tighter than others from the beginning because of genetics.



How did the OP treat her properly? By dumping her without even giving her a chance after convincing her to have sex for the first time in 2 years

How do you know he has been deceived? There are so many things a couple should explore together to build up a good sex life. Just because she didnt behave exactly as he expected her to, she somehow deserves to be unceremoniously dumped right? If anything, hes the one who deceived her .

You are so immature! You dont know the first thing about female anatomy but youre quick to condemn somebody you dont even know. [/s]
Politics / Re: David Lyon Visits TB Joshua (Photos) by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:26am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Hmm! Its like the River state Ijaws are more handsome [/s]
you talk too much si shut up!
Romance / Re: 'I Hate It When A Lady Drinks Beer' - Man Says But Got These Reactions by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 12:25am On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:

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Lol. And that kind of diet can affect your behaviour and mood too, not just alcohol.

Well I dont have an issue with people choosing to abstain from alcohol for religious reasons but I dislike it when they condemn others because alcohol is not forbidden to Christians, as far as Im concerned [/s]

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