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NinaNigeria:
Those pics are disgusting. This is bad

Lol.. In love..everytin is perfect

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Little Saneie said: "I told my mother that I wanted to get married because I really did want to. "I’m happy that I married Helen – but I will go to school and study hard. "When I’m older I will marry a lady my own age. "I chose Helen because I love her and although we don’t live together all the time we meet at the dumping site where my mother works regularly." The boy originally married his wife after he claimed he was told by his dead ancestors to wed. But his family shockingly let their youngest son marry the 62-year-old and gave a £500 gift to the bride and spent a further £1,000 for the big day. And the child would not rest until South African traditions were honoured and a second ceremony took place to make the marriage official. The ceremony was branded by villagers as "sickening" but the boy's family defended the union saying it was just a ritual and not legally binding. His 47-year-old mum Patience Masilela said: "Sanele was fine and he was happy about the ceremony last year and it what he wanted – he was not shy. "He was just happy to get married, very excited and was not embarrassed about it. So much so he wanted to do it again. "After the wedding last year people keep asking them question like will they live together, sleep together, have babies but I keep telling them that after the wedding everything went back to normal nothing changed. "Sanele moved to Venda not long after the wedding because he wanted to learn a new language, but they are very close. Our families are very close. "It was nice celebrate with a wedding once more, it was after all a calling from the ancestors. "By doing this we made the ancestors happy. If we hadn’t done what my son had asked then something bad would have happened in the family." The bride, who is old enough to be the child's grandmother, has children aged between 28 and 38. She yesterday said she was happy with the arrangement. She said: "I’m very happy that the boy chose me and my family support and understand that it is part of making ancestors happy. "One day Sanele would grow normally and have family of his own and get married one day, all this ceremony is for making ancestors happy. "We are playing." The couple did not sign a marriage certificate and do not have to live together. Both have gone back to their regular lives. Mrs Shabangu's husband of 30 years attended both wedding ceremonies along with the couples five children. He said: "My kids and I are happy because we don't have a problem with her marrying the boy - and I don’t care what other people say."

The meanings of hand gestures in different cultures may translate into
different things. To explain my point,
I take a very common example of
former President George W. Bush
who had to face a major faux pas
during a visit to Australia. He tried to signal a peace sign by waving the two
finger or V-sign at the crowd,but he committed a major
error. Instead of his palm facing
outwards, it faced inwards. The
meaning of this hand gesture in
Australia meant he was asking the
crowd to go screw themselves!.Before you communicate with people in different cultures, you need
to understand the meaning of
gestures.
Lets take more examples of hand gestures and their meaning..
*Thumbs Up>The thumbs up sign in most American and European
cultures meaning things are going
according to your plans or something
you approve of. However, the going
good sign translates into a rude and
offensive gesture in Islamic and Asian countries. In Australia, it
means OK, but if you move it up and
down, it is considered as a grave
insult.
*Stop>Stop When one raises the hand up with the palm facing towards the
opposite person, it means to stop in
America and British countries. In a
stop sign, the hand is tilted forward.
This means the person is in an
authoritative figure and asking one to Stop. If the fingers are pushing
down, it will indicate that the gesture
is indicated for the person to sit down
or settle. This is not a defensive hand
gesture and is in fact a gesture to
take control over the person it is intended for. If you were to use this
sign in Singapore or Malaysia, it
would mean that one is trying to hail
someones attention like a waiter or
asking for permission to speak.
*The Dog Call >The dog call is a gesture where you curl your finger
and summon someone towards you.
This movement is mostly seen carried
out by a tempting woman to her man.
However, do not use this seductive
hand gesture in Philippines. This is because this is one of the worst forms
of hand gesture that is to be used
only for dogs. This hand gesture
could get you arrested in Philippines
or maybe even punishable by
breaking your finger, so that you never ever attempt to try this
offensive gesture again. In Asian
countries like Japan, the dog call is
considered a rude gesture. In
Singapore, it is indication of death.
countries like Japan, the dog call is considered a rude gesture. In
Singapore, it is indication of death.
*The Okay or A-OK or O.K sign is mostly considered on of the good
hand gestures. The hand gesture is
used by curling the index finger over
the thumb and the remaining fingers
extended above them. This means
that everything is good, well or O.K. Also, this sign is usually used by
divers to indicate all is well or OK as
the thumbs up sign means ascending.
However, in Latin America and
France it is considered as an insulting
sign as it is thought to mean your anus and has negative connotations
attached to it. In Australia, it means
zero and in Germany it may mean a
job well done or an offensive insult
depending on the region you visit. In
New Zealand, this sign is not used much and considered a cheap way of
saying OK. In Turkey, the OK sign
means one is a homosexual.
E.T.C..
You
should avoid using certain gestures in
countries whose cultures are new to
you. You do not want to offend
anyone or anything in a new land that may put you in a soup.

berbz:
I dont think this works for every girl... some gals go frown face wenever u make eye contact with them.

From my own experience, i think if u r handsome,dress well etc..d point is, if u r attractive and u make eye contacts(with a smile) with girls.. They will b forced to think abt u.. Y is he starinq at me?,is he interested in me etc..but if u r nt handsome nd u r not attractive ..she 'll b like ''y is dis fool starinq at me'' ....lol..

its work for me especially in church (lord av mercy) ..but it might nt work for if u dnt av anytin attractive abt u..if u av good looks then u r good to go..even if u r nt dress well and always maintain a seductive smile..dnt gaze at girls wit an ugly face ..lol..

guy, that format na wash... B like say u b J.J.C

d ratio of side guys to side chicks should be 7 : 1 ..lol.. Its true most girls are doinq it

op ..dat was dumb.. U got my comment sha!

Wayward nigga dropped outta high school..said can't longer take d shit he z passed through..

started on suckinq on a cheap petty smokes.got his state of mind changed, now he is buying real dope

hangin out with gangsters,bangin bitches..boy got fascinated by 'em quickie riches

.forgot all the consequences and all the jeopardy..before u step in d hood u gotta tribute.u shouldnt get caught f*kkinq in their territory

his crew activities is goin outta control..'em cops in mufti swarmed in d hood on patrol

they all got busted by angry cops..when they made for the exit d police called d shots

got detained on NO-Bail term..all slated for a trial at d court..they all got tried.. ''y'all hereby sentenced to a f*ckinq life sentence'', said d judge.

Alexpissu:
I can feel the consciousness in your script. nice one




Dwelling in the past I was lyrical critical of fear and faith
The visuals of heaven shade at last ...The saints were eight
If deities can be legalized ...the government will tax tradition
We restrict spiritual pretense waning human condition
Ideas becomes nuclear if it's not topicals about Hebrews
I see through evolution of man.. then I walk on like zebras
Writing a wreck less verse of merchants, villain and slaves
Our future in reckless health ...we losing woods to graves
My expression is cold about the essence of Noah's Ark
Was humanity a virus?Eden didn't spark bout sinking in dark
Truth detached from root... we sequel to mystery unfolding
Strangers holding to stories..do we engrave what we molding?
The priest talks metaphor with a contented smile
On Christmas he pension lines with a bible and a file
Population slips... tortured by sleeper nest before dawn
Counter our bleeds.. or we can fight it with what's drawn

Nice one.. But too many imagery.. Nd dat confuses d listeners or viewers(since we typinq) imagination

Adanna28:
My temper brew as a tempest till rage stormed through this empress...

Clouded thoughts rained in essence, it gifted my presence...

Left my conscience narrowly minded on entrance...

This life sentence caused a chain reaction, the effect was domino....

As my world came crashing down, Atlas became comical....

My pupils were in pairs learning, D-vision came optical...

I don't want to add to your problems, let's not revise obstacles...

So I'll end it on a light note, I've had the best time of my life with bright chronicles...

Nice stuff..but i still cant picture the imagery or story..

the level of corruption in this country is getting worse day by day..as an average nigerian, when u hear the word police, the first thing that comes to your mind is corruption..its just funny how policemen go on unofficial raids ,mount illegal road blocks just to extort money from people..there is a road here in ogun state where policemen mount road-blocks just to extort money from commercial motorcyclists..they do this under the pretence of keeping crime in check when they are the one committing the crime..the funniest part of it is that, these ugly poverty stricken policemen take turns to mount the road blocks, some groups will operate today, another group will operate tomorrow e.t.c.. #God help nigerian police .. Lol

lol .. U got me sha

whatever d reason might be.. all i know is ''more bloodshed wont actualize biafra'' biafra is a failed prophecy

we should let by-gones by-gones.. im ibo and i believe in one nigerian.. I refuse to nurture d seed of hatred or revenge against my fellow nigerians..and to all those igbo's out there agitating for a state of biafra , may God help all of you.. hatred brings forth revenge and revenge brings forth bloodsheds.. We shouldnt let some war-mongers persuade us to pick up arms against our own brethren.. God bless nigeria

can online accts be funded through shop agents??

im nt against dis post but i sincerely dnt support ur number 6.. ''going to a ladies apartment and doing house chores for her '' .. Lwkm.. If u do am for naija ehn..just watch as ur mum and loved ones go enter 30days fasting and prayer.. Dem go think say she jazz u ni

these so-called biafran hereos r tryna plant d seed of rebellion in our heart.. I dnt knw wat will profit a sensible igbo man from a divided nation.. Its high time we stop foolinq ourselves and open our eyes to reality.. Many fraudsters under d false intent of actualizing biafra r just after money.. I pity my fellow igbo's who r still nursing this stupid thought.. When ojukwu died, biafra died with him.. He is d only biafra hero i recognize.. I believe in one nigeria..

naija guys r funny at times..u knw u r broke , instead of u to focus on how to make proper and fruitful use of ur time, d moment u see a hot girl wit a brazilian hair and heavy make up..u get tempted to run after 'em..i pity ur life.. An adage says '' food wey sweet,na money kill am''

shoutout to dope-headed MC's on this cyber..lets write short or long rap with imagery and story-telling in its lyrics....a lotta MC's only knws abt dissing..its takes a dope head to write a lyrics wit imagery in it..i drop mine when i see ur interest

whether its a test or not..if u r d one type dats always submitting to girls demands.. She is just gonna label u ''a weakling'' .. There are many fishes in d river.. Aint nobody's puppet

hi ladies nd gentlemen.. its me leena.. in need of a NL girlfriend... Oya girls make una turn up with una application letter and CV..

if u wanna download videos wit d above trick... Use opera mini...works better wit operamini

u cant force a girl to develop interest in u.. Start from friendship..be ursef..dnt sound or look creepy.. If she doesnt want ur friendship, move on wit ur life nd look for some girls who will take u for who u r .... NOTE: dnt form wat u r not