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Jokes EtcGEJ 2019 by Emulti(op): 1:00pm On Feb 26, 2015
Lolzzzzz
Osundu Justice wrote;.."Stupidity is when u charge ur phone with generator and still come online to type GEJ till 2019"....Not my words though, this dude's write up.really got me laughing...Good day peeps...
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Aware Of Jonathan’s N21Billion Donation - Nigeria Police by Emulti(m): 9:58am On Dec 25, 2014
This Chukwudi of a guy has sold his conscience to the devil
PoliticsRe: CORRUPTION: Tanzania's President Fire A Minister Accused Of Taking $1m by Emulti(m): 8:46pm On Dec 23, 2014
GEJ can never try this.
Christianity EtcRe: What Comes To Your Mind When You Hear The Word 'AMORC'? by Emulti(m): 6:06pm On Nov 30, 2014
occult group
RomanceRe: A Nairalander wishes to embrace Polygamy, Please advise. by Emulti(m): 3:37pm On Nov 30, 2014
Unibenstudent:
I am in love with two awesome girls ,and they both love me in return!nthe question is,is it realistic or possible to wed them both when the time is right,,and another thing is the both of the ladies do not know each other! Matured advice pls!
u shld b reading ur book Mr student, how can a small boy like u b thinking abt marriage? ur father must hear this!
PoliticsRe: Oil Price Fall: Don't Panic; Trust Our Strategies! - Okonjo-Iweala by Emulti(m): 6:55pm On Nov 28, 2014
remove d subsidies sharp sharp!
RomanceRe: 19 Things People Do When They Are Bored And Alone. by Emulti(m): 8:48pm On Nov 27, 2014
clevvermind:
what about some that watch porn?
why not jst say that You watch indecency!
Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Pay Tithe, Am I A Robber? by Emulti(m): 6:22pm On Nov 16, 2014
deb6:
Rich man? r u paying to him or God??
shey na God dey spend d money abi?
PoliticsRe: Who Will Win The 2015 Delta State Guber Election? by Emulti(m): 5:59pm On Nov 16, 2014
myners007:
Ogboru choose lp because he it is d party where d tenets of democracy is practised unlike apc n pdp
story for d gods. The guy neva tire to lose election joor!
PoliticsRe: Obiano To Be Impeached? by Emulti(m): 8:43pm On Nov 15, 2014
datz vry bad of chief obiano if it's true.
Car TalkRe: stiff gear, jstConfused right now by Emulti(op): 8:34pm On Nov 15, 2014
GAZZUZZ:
The problem you have is the material that was used to refurbish your clutch disk is too thick for the design of the pressure plate, this happens a lot when refurbishing disks. Presently when you step on your clutch pedal the disk is still in slight contact with the fly wheel, so gear switching becomes stiff. https://repairguide.autozone.com/znetrgs/repair_guide_content/en_us/images/0996b43f/80/20/98/74/medium/0996b43f80209874.gif

2ways of fixing your problem, replace disk with the right one. Or try this old trick. Place spacers of even sizes inbetween the disk and the flywheel.
before bolting it up (usually oil pressure rings are used) this method though crooked works like a charm. grin

Good luck.
Thanks boss
Car TalkRe: stiff gear, jstConfused right now by Emulti(op): 4:14pm On Nov 14, 2014
ZIMDRILL:
you should have gave us more infor on which year is the car

what was the problem before you took it to the mechanic ?

it looks like the problem might be in the gear selection rod or cable
honda CRV 1999 MODEL(manual drive ). D day before, d CAR got stuck in one of the bad roads here, after much firing it came out. though d clutch was low bt I was able to drive it home. the nxt day, a friend came nd took it for a wedding nd called some minutes later to inform me dat d car has refused to move nd dat they ve taken it to nearby mechanic. on meeting d mechanic he told me dat d clutch plate plate is burnt. to cut d story short, he changed d clutch plate nd clutch disc nd it started working. But changing gear especially gear 1 is very stiff, I complained to d mechanic who advice me to change gear oil which I did yesterday morning bt d problem is still not solved. pls ur advice is needed. Thanks
Car Talkstiff gear, jstConfused right now by Emulti(op): 4:58am On Nov 14, 2014
car guru's in d house I need ur advice pls. my CRV developed fault I gave it to mechanic. he changed d clutch plate nd disc after which selection of gears especially gear 1 is very hard. he told me to change gear oil which I did bt d problem persists, pls I need ur advice on what to do next. Thanks to u all.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Calls For Test, Who Else Is With Me? by Emulti(m): 2:16pm On Nov 06, 2014
OK I will apply later
PoliticsRe: PDP Senators Threaten To Impeach President Jonathan – Read Details… by Emulti(m): 4:53pm On Nov 05, 2014
OK continu!
PoliticsRe: Niger State Gov’t In Soup For Kidnapping Nigerian Journalist, Fejiro Oliver by Emulti(m): 5:42am On Oct 30, 2014
naija is finished!
PoliticsRe: 2015: Jonathan Gets N98m donations For Nomination Form by Emulti(m): 5:30am On Oct 30, 2014
OK
PoliticsRe: Massive Tension In Mubi: Soldiers Flee As Boko Haram Invades by Emulti(m): 4:54pm On Oct 29, 2014
bokoharam dey attack, GEJ dey play politics!
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Planning To Field A Muslim-muslim Ticket – APC by Emulti(m): 3:26pm On Oct 29, 2014
PointB:
You have no idea how I will vote such ticket. So please stop speculating!
u are only making noise. u and ur ppl shld continue to lick GEJ ass!
PoliticsRe: PDP Rejects Two Presidential Aspirants... Balewa And Abiola by Emulti(m): 7:35pm On Oct 28, 2014
kahal29:
The Peoples Democratic Party had turned back two presidential aspirants who were at its national headquarters in Abuja to pick their presidential nomination forms on Tuesday.

The aspirants are Dr. Abdul-Jhalil Tafawa-Balewa and Prof. Akasoba Duke-Abiola.

First to arrive was Tafawa-Balewa, who hails from Bauchi State, and the son of Nigeria’s First Republic Prime Minister, Abubakar Tafawa-Balewa.

All the caucuses of the party, including the National Executive Council, had endorsed President Goodluck Jonathan as its sole presidential candidate, foreclosing the possibility of any aspirants angling for the party’s ticket.

www.punchng.com/news/pdp-rejects-two-presidential-aspirants/
OK
PoliticsRe: This President Jonathan's Memes Will Crack Your Ribs So Hard by Emulti(m): 6:22pm On Oct 27, 2014
na wa for Nigerians oo! dias godu oo.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Is National Directorate Of Employment (NDE) Extorting Money From Graduates? by Emulti(m): 5:47pm On Oct 26, 2014
fijiano202:
are u a learner? are u not a nigerian? this is kinda norm jare...immigration money is still on the loose
fresh air tins, enjoy!
PoliticsRe: T. Orji For Senate - His Son For Speaker State House Assembly,his Puppet For Gov by Emulti(m): 6:45pm On Oct 25, 2014
cupidhero:
nastradamus! you are wrong! it is a new day for abian cum 2015.
story for d gods!
PhonesRe: Nokia To Change Name To 'Microsoft Lumia' by Emulti(m): 1:16pm On Oct 22, 2014
OK, next pls.
PoliticsRe: Buhari/fashola Ticket: Opinion Of A SW Christian by Emulti(m): 3:14pm On Oct 20, 2014
Sunnybobo3:
Have you ever sat down to ponder on why MKO/Kingibe Muslim/Muslim ticket won in 1993 but did not rule?

Our God is a consuming fire bro.
close that gutter u call mouth. what do u know about God?
PoliticsRe: Breaking: President Appoints Malam Nuhu Ribadu, Mr Peter Obi As Ministers! by Emulti(m): 2:10pm On Oct 16, 2014
I thought Mr Peter obi said he has resigned from active politics? Deceivers!
PoliticsRe: 2015: Buhari, APC Woo Okorocha For VP by Emulti(m): 2:04pm On Oct 16, 2014
Obiagelli:
This is how the states will vote come 2015
1. Abia - Goodluck
2. Adamawa - Buhari
3. Akwa Ibom - Goodluck
4. Anambra - Goodluck
5. Bauchi - Buhari
6. Bayelsa - Goodluck
7. Benue - Goodluck
8. C/River - Goodluck
9. Delta - Goodluck
10. Enugu - Goodluck
11. Ebonyi - Goodluck
12. Gombe - Buhari
13. Imo - Goodluck
14. Jigawa - Buhari
15. Kano - Buhari
16. Kaduna - Buhari.
17. Edo - Goodluck (small margin)
18. Kebbi - Buhari
19. Borno - Buhari
20. Lagos - Buhari
21. Niger - Buhari
22. Ondo - Goodluck
23. Oyo - Buhari
24. Ogun - Buhari
25. Osun - Buhari
26. Ekiti - Goodluck
27. Plateau - Goodluck
28. Kogi -Goodluck (small margin)
29. Kwara - Buhari
30. Rivers - Goodluck (small margin)
31. Sokoto state - Buhari
32. Nassarawa - Buhari(small margin)
33 Taraba - Buhari (small margin).
34 Yobe - Buhari
35. Zamfara - Buhari
36. Katsina - Buhari
37. FCT - DICEY....
As we can see Buhari has 20 states as against
Goodluck's 16 states and if considering that the larger
population of the electorates reside in the North and
Southwest it stands to reason that Buhari will be our
next president, but that is if the contest is going to be
free and fair.
Am just falling in luv with u based on ur level of reasoning. u ve said it all!
PoliticsRe: Unpaid Salaries: Abia Varsity Lecturers Begin Strike, Abort Exams! by Emulti(m): 1:50pm On Oct 16, 2014
na wao, T.A ORJI, U no go pay ur workers salaries?
PoliticsRe: Seven Ministers Resign In Abuja by Emulti(m): 7:32pm On Oct 15, 2014
gud for dem!
SportsRe: Super Eagles Can Still Qualify For Morocco 2015 by Emulti(m): 7:28pm On Oct 15, 2014
Decapo:
See themhuh
de capon wetin dem do u?
NYSCRe: Corps Member Allegedly Absconds With N2.3M Meant For 144 Corpers In Osun( Pix) by Emulti(m): 9:21am On Oct 15, 2014
rehoboam:
Repent and believe the gospel!
Mark. 1:15
I tell you, unless you repent,
you too will all perish. Luke.
13:3
(the true gospel:
It is appointed for men to die
once, but after that to face
judgment. Hebrews. 9:27
“The time is fulfilled, and the
kingdom of God is at hand.
Repent, and believe in the
gospel.” Mark. 1:15
You must repent. This means a
complete change regarding
sin. There must be a change of
mind. You must admit that you
are a sinner, a rebel against a
holy and loving God. There
must be a change of heart —
genuine sorrow and shame at
the vileness: and filthiness of
your sin. Then you must be
willing to forsake it and
change the direction of your
life. God challenges people to
prove their repentance by their
deeds (Acts 26:20). You must
do this. God will not forgive
any sin you are not willing to
forsake.
Sin is [TRANSGRESSION,
LAWLESSNESS and REBELLION]
against God and His Perfect
Holy Moral Law. You are "Guilty"
for your evil thoughts, words,
and deeds — read:
Now the works of the flesh are
evident, which are: adultery,
fornication, uncleanness,
lewdness, idolatry, sorcery,
hatred, contentions, jealousies,
outbursts of wrath, selfish
ambitions, dissensions,
heresies, envy, murders,
drunkenness, revelries, and the
like; of which I tell you
beforehand, just as I also told
you in time past, that those
who practice such things will
not inherit the kingdom of
God. Galatians. 5:19-20
(REPENT ~ read:
Being filled with all
unrighteousness , sexual
immorality, wickedness,
covetousness, maliciousness;
full of envy, murder, strife,
deceit, evil-mindedness ; they
are whisperers, backbiters,
haters of God, violent, proud,
boasters, inventors of evil
things, disobedient to parents,
undiscerning, untrustworthy,
unloving, unforgiving,
unmerciful; who, knowing the
righteous judgment of God,
that those who practice such
things are deserving of death,
not only do the same but also
approve of those who practice
them. Romans. 1:29-32
(REPENT ~ read:
Do you not know that the
unrighteous will not inherit the
kingdom of God? Do not be
deceived. Neither fornicators,
nor idolaters, nor adulterers,
nor homosexuals, nor
sodomites, nor thieves, nor
covetous, nor drunkards, nor
revilers, nor extortioners will
inherit the kingdom of God. I
Corinthians. 6:9, 10
Mr preacher, are u sure u won't do worse than that? Most Nigerians only know how to preach nd do not do what they preach.

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