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Ah, why? You people should stop this na

This is baaaddddd

Sixfeetbelle:
Same difference.

You say she is a guy, waiting for her to debunk it so you can swoop in. But you don't, so as to not appear desperate, so you wait for a particular conversation to trap her in and then you make the ultimate request 'can I pm you?'

That right there was a long process that can take weeks to achieve. I'd advise you take the bull by the horn and send a pm. Worst case scenario, you get ignored and you move on. Saves your dignity that way too

But I don't like her just because she has backside. I am sapio-sexual.

Sixfeetbelle:
Is that what you guys tell yourself everytime to prevent you from sending pm's to ladies and avoid being tagged desperate?

What's pms? Personal Message?

I don't send Personal Message until we both have an understanding.

I have dignity

sexylassie2:
The biggest mistake a woman can make is marrying a man with no income.

The reality is most men want to eat their cake and have it, they want a traditional wife but cant carry the responsibility of marrying a traditional woman.

Shebi you are the man, why do you need a woman that works, aren't you guys the superior being.

The only reason why you need a working woman is to prey on her finance, to be realistic, only broke men want a working woman, a rich man wants a house wife.

Note: cry me a river, you won't get any reply from me.

Lols, poverty-stricken mindset.

A lot to say but I rather ignore this post.

MelaninSkinGirl:
Studies show married men are happier and live longer than their single/divorced/widowed counterparts. Single/Widowed/Divorced men are more depressed and suicidal than their married counterparts.

On the other hand, studies show that Single women live longer than their married counterparts, they also retain their figures and beauty longer than their married counterparts.

These studies show that the main benefactors of marriage is the Men. Make of that what you want!!!

Studies put up by a woman.

Lols, this is a guy.

ibkayee:
I'm good thanks, you too

Okay nice.
Just checking...before I log out for a time.

Later in the day.

ibkayee:
Do they?

I just meant I'm too lazy to 'fight' half the time

Hope you're good?

Acmepreneur:
Thanks to all commentors.
But please, i want to know the mod that took this to front page?
Una don turn Nairaland to a joke wallahi

Thanks to all commentors, you really made my day and I laughed so hard, especially those that think I have low self esteem and I'm not near intelligence.

It seems that some males on NL are already pained and frustrated about their broke assess and was already ready to any bash girl.

For those that took their time to read all the stories, I wanna say thank you, it means we are bored together as if not lockdown, you no fit see me for NL they ask yeye questions and be reading comedians comments.

For the unbelievers, the story is true,though with some little tweaks, because I don't know if my boyfriend siblings&friends are on NL, so I gave it some tweaks, though I can't vouche for other stories here on NL if they are true or false.

For those that sent me mails, sorry, I don't reply Nairaland emails.
For those that wants to date, I can't date people with account on NL, thats one reason I love my BF, he doesn't fancy NL at all, he thinks its for jobless people or people with so much money that they now have time at their disposal to waste

Dumb & Dumber!

I remember Oshiomole that year. When he was NLC chairman.

See him now!

Threaten him on the chest and you used a knife?

You don't know what will happen to you, what happens to those who kill others will happen to you.


Crazy

ibkayee:
Do they?

I just meant I'm too lazy to 'fight' half the time

You're fun and a conversationalist. Goodnight

ibkayee:
Do they?

I just meant I'm too lazy to 'fight' half the time

Laziness in this aspect is good attitude.

ibkayee:
I'm not necessarily patient sha, I'm just...lazy if that makes sense. And I definitely curse lol but fair enough, we go by what we've seen

Lazy lolz.

Every girl/lady claims the title, "lazy" and it seems like a mystery or perhaps an excuse.

Which is it to you?

ibkayee:
Lol who told you this?

I follow you...so I've seen your posts on threads with impatient Nairalanders.

You don't seem to use curse words and you are smart.

*I shouldn't be saying this*

ibkayee:
Nah I'm far from a writer, writing professionally would be my worst nightmare lol, I wouldn't mind directing someone else to write it for me however

But you write well and you're patient.

Like a great online personality, seen some of your replies. Amazing. That's what attracted me anyway

Which eventually led me to know which particular career

ibkayee:
I'm not a student, I work as per I have a career

Alright. Thought it was related to online writing and all, saw the way you write, its cool. I thought you do it professionally. Like a blogger or something. I have a thing for writing and anyone who takes their time to write succinctly, NOT USING ABBREVIATIONS.

ibkayee:
I didn't see it, sorry what are you asking? I don't understand your questions sometimes lol

The one I asked about...

*It's nothing special, literally just doing my job from home because of the pandemic*

YOU looked like a student so that got me wondering

ibkayee:
Yeah I am

You don't want to talk about it...here?

ibkayee:
Goodnight

You awake?

ibkayee:
It's nothing special, literally just doing my job from home because of the pandemic

Goodnight!

ibkayee:
It's nothing special, literally just doing my job from home because of the pandemic

That is just what I want to know...who knows? I might be the missing piece.

The same story...

A girl trying to "change" a man. You're not proud of him, then leave him.

There's a difference working with him to achieve greatness and nagging him to fit into you or your family's mold.

Your family? Are you guys millionaires?

Oluromantic:
Which fight. Are you a weakling?

Oga take your L in peace and shut up na

Just as Eve blamed the serpent for eating the fruit.

Innocent animal that couldnt defend itself. Smh

How true is this news?

ibkayee:
Working from home, watching stuff, reading etc

Do you want to talk about it, the working from home part?

Who knows, we might have the same interest?

ibkayee:
I don’t go out o, only for food shopping

I’m occupied enough, and even if I do get bored I will not complain, I am in a more convenient position than a lot of heroes outside risking their lives

Hmm, what are you occupied with?

ibkayee:
For example it’s currently 17:49, when the hour goes back the time will become 16:49

Huh huh, you had to bring it down to my level. Trademark of an excellent teacher.

BTW, hope the lockdown ain't so boring there? Like, you can go out sometimes and all?

ibkayee:
Nope, as far as I'm aware it's the same everywhere here, our clocks move an hour backwards in October however, until March

Let me act like I understand the "clocks move an hour backwards in October however, until March"

Speaking of London & Manchester, are you a football person?

ibkayee:
Same as Nigeria

Used to hear that but felt some part of the UK has different timezones and all...places like Manchester and London...

Lamanii22:
Never complain about the food given to you.... Just eat it with love...

This one enh, the person that will has attitude problems.