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Travel › Re: Visa Processes For Nigerian: See The Easiest, Hardest & Most Expensive Countries by emusmithyy(m): 1:13pm On May 22, 2025

adioolayi:
USA the hardest and the ones reaping Nigerians the most.

ripping

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Jokes Etc › Re: The Comments Of Those Individuals On The Topic That Got Me Laughing by emusmithyy(m): 1:55pm On May 19, 2025

edunaragold:
Pls I wanted to asked,how can I write a book for publication

Do you already have it written?

Travel › Re: Anyone Been To Luxembourg? by emusmithyy(m): 1:52pm On May 19, 2025

OBTOREPA:
Please someone wants to help me get a job in Luxembourg(work route) How is life over there?
Can I survive with English speaking only?
What are my expectations?

How is it going bro? Did it work out?

Travel › Re: Anyone Been To Luxembourg? by emusmithyy(m): 1:51pm On May 19, 2025

diffinlarge:
I am currently studying in Luxembourg and would like to hear about any members experience who visited. I am in Differdange. If there is anything close to here please let me know

Are you still there? I am planning to come do my MSc there.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Comments Of Those Individuals On The Topic That Got Me Laughing by emusmithyy(m): 8:15pm On Apr 24, 2025

edunaragold:
My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by Islie: 2:16pm On Mar 25
A 37-year-old woman, Linda Stephen, on Tuesday, approached a Kaduna Customary Court, seeking divorce over her husband, Felix Stephen’s excessive sexual demands. Lol some commentry will make u laugh and laugh until you forget the topics.

I saw your comment on my post and I mailed you.
The post was about my book, HOW TO BORROW MONEY FROM NIGERIANS.

TV/Movies › Re: Netflix: Producers Spend 10% On Movie, Use Rest To Buy Properties – Basketmouth by emusmithyy(m): 4:39pm On Dec 06, 2024

Sirmwill:
Sounds true.

But
Where is the proof?

APC will finish your kind.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Is Committing Genocide Against Palestinians In Gaza - Amnesty Int'l by emusmithyy(m): 11:33am On Dec 05, 2024

This is harrowing.

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Literature › Re: One Simple Book Cover For You- FREE... First come, first served by emusmithyy(m): 6:18pm On Nov 27, 2024

Divepen1:
I've done this before, but once in a while I like to have fun creating book covers.

So, don't expect over-the-top-design, but I can be creative... And I'm creating only the front cover (for free)...
I can only do one cover at a time. So, if you need more, you might need to use another reply option.

Now, all I need from you are:

1. Book Name
2. Author name
3. Any word you want on it.. Like "Free Things are not really free... Except the person giving it wants to add it to his portfolio".
4. Book Genre.
5. Synopsis
6. Any idea you have for the book.
7. Any sample of book cover you have in mind (Don't worry, it can be a complex design

Let's enjoy it while it lasts...

Crime › Re: Japa Fraud: Oyo Man Docked For Using $10,000 'Proof Of Funds' For Gambling by emusmithyy(m): 4:58pm On Nov 27, 2024

Wow, this is shocking!

I have always told punters, go on breaks!
Don't try to recover lost money.
To be an addict; like take some breaks.
If money is a big issue, learn how to ask from people who will give you.

I wrote a book titled, "How to borrow money from Nigerians."
It's on selar.

Find the link on my profile.

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Literature › Re: One Simple Book Cover For You- FREE... First come, first served by emusmithyy(m): 4:53pm On Nov 27, 2024

Divepen1:
I've done this before, but once in a while I like to have fun creating book covers.

So, don't expect over-the-top-design, but I can be creative... And I'm creating only the front cover (for free)...
I can only do one cover at a time. So, if you need more, you might need to use another reply option.

Now, all I need from you are:

1. Book Name
2. Author name
3. Any word you want on it.. Like "Free Things are not really free... Except the person giving it wants to add it to his portfolio".
4. Book Genre.
5. Synopsis
6. Any idea you have for the book.
7. Any sample of book cover you have in mind (Don't worry, it can be a complex design

Let's enjoy it while it lasts...

Okay, Thank You!

1. HOW TO BORROW MONEY FROM NIGERIANS
2. Utethe Smith, Emu
3. 18 Proven ways to ask for financial help when in desperate need
4. Money/Finance
5. I had worked as a school teacher for 10 years. I had always felt the nudge to leave where I was even if it was a better school that paid higher; just leave.

Yet, I stayed for more years. In 2023, I decided to leave against common sense, I had no job waiting for me.

Those months I stayed at home and taught me a lot about seeking financial help from others when I so needed one to push my dreams and life forward. I wasn't raised that way but I had little choice.

Making the decision to leave that job was the best at the long run because I got a better job that offered me more time, knowledge and resource.

This book is a compendium of my experience during those months when I was home without a job. I was a giver so it was hard for me to ask from people.

That frame of mind enabled me to coin ways of genuinely borrowing money from people when I needed it.

Just perhaps you have been failing to get help from someone because of your personality. In this book, you will find strategies that align with the beliefs of those people you need help from.

I will teach you kind ways to borrow money from people when you need money, especially from people you offer some level of service to. It's a quid-pro-quo relationship.

6. I like the image on the green one, then i like the MOCKUP on the yellow one.

I will appreciate this.

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Son Olujonwo Begs Estranged Wife Temitope For Forgiveness, Reconcilia by emusmithyy(m): 4:32pm On Nov 27, 2024

Islie:
https://leadership.ng/obasanjos-son-olujonwo-begs-estranged-wife-temitope-for-forgiveness-reconciliation/#google_vignette

Marriage is a mystery.
God help us.

I will marry right!
My paths and that of oloshos/runsgirls won't meet.

Romance › Re: Things Men Find Unattractive In Women. by emusmithyy(m): 4:24pm On Nov 27, 2024

bdon123:
Gold digger spotted

I have watched her posts, she isn't that really.

Romance › Re: Gym Instructor Impregnates 6 Ladies Who Wanted Flat Tummies For Christmas by emusmithyy(m): 3:42pm On Nov 27, 2024

What an irony!

Flat tummy for Big tummy.

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Business › Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by emusmithyy(m): 10:56pm On Oct 30, 2024

greatcheer:
how did it go, are they still disturbing you

My dear, they are not.

I did that and more though

Literature › Re: Authors- Post Your Book Links Here by emusmithyy(m): 10:35am On Jul 19, 2024

Divepen1:
In a bid to help Authors make sale, Nairaland Will Give Support To Litlanders that have published their books on Okadabooks. We might not be able to push it to FP for now but we will surely find a better way of showing we care.

Readers are ready to buy your books. Let's do this together.. Help Nigerian Literature Grow. Let's make writing a skill that pays.

So this is our first step towards making that happen. Drop the name of your book, Genre, Link , Price etc.

I wrote this book in lowest lows, last year when I lost my job. This is a compendium of all I gathered. Very rich, revealing and intriguing.

"HOW TO BORROW MONEY FROM NIGERIANS" is book that will capture your imagination and give you a fresh innovative into relating with people financially.

https://selar.co/1649f4

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Politics › Re: N70,000 Minimum Wage: We Can’t Pay Unless…. – Organised Private Sector Cries Out by emusmithyy(m): 10:08am On Jul 19, 2024

Corpers will be earning 70,000?

Food › Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(op): 10:36am On Sep 13, 2023

ChyOmaa:
Is this you!

Whatsapp me, 07080761964

Food › Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(op): 10:36am On Sep 13, 2023

ChyOmaa:
Is this you!

My one and only Chyomaa!

Sports › Re: Morocco Earthquake: CR7 Is Providing Shelter For Victims In His Marrakesh Hotel by emusmithyy(m): 3:14pm On Sep 10, 2023

aQUINandmore:
I don't like news about footballers that has never played a world cup final.

I love tinubu, kisses baby

You mustn't comment.

Christianity Etc › Re: Mad Man Preaching To Crowd About Hell Fire! (Video) by emusmithyy(m): 3:06pm On Sep 10, 2023

jesusjnr2020:
Mad Man Preaching To Crowd About Hell Fire!

He preached about hell fire to the stunned crowd.

He even rejected money they contributed for him and asked them to give the money to the poor to their astonishment.

Here's the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHNGRl9dI98?si=_KrYQi2HM-anSA4z

Na d comments by bystanders funny pass

Romance › Re: Amarachi Amusi: I’m Richer Than Most Of The Men Seeking To Marry Me, Skit Maker by emusmithyy(m): 4:13pm On Sep 09, 2023

OladipupoIyowun:
https://dailytrust.com/im-richer-than-most-of-the-men-seeking-to-marry-me-says-skit-maker/

What does marrying you add to a man's life?

Actually, it becomes difficult for ladies to find a spouse when they start attaining success.

For men, it favours them. Didn't they teach her that?

Politics › Re: Yul Edochie, Zark Orji, Benedict Johnson In Court To Support Tinubu by emusmithyy(m): 1:38am On Sep 07, 2023

Higherthan:
OBI and his rodent supporters are all losers, as e dey pain them, e dey sweet us 😁.
Anyone who curses Nigeria will be cursed, ASE.

They don't have to. It's already cursed.

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Business › Re: We Are Forced To Disburse Loans To People That Didn’t Apply – Loan App Agents by emusmithyy(m): 5:50pm On Aug 16, 2023

AfonjaPriest:
You want loan and you are not prepared to carry the load.
Whatever choice you make, be prepared for whatever comes your way.

LoL, nothing go happen.
Threats of death, r*pe, insults, family, generation...all old tactics.

Politics › Re: NNPC Secures $3bn Loan To Stabilise The Naira by emusmithyy(m): 5:34pm On Aug 16, 2023

NNPC taking loan from loan sharks. Fairmoney, Carbon and TrueNaira are happy right now

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Scores Second Straight Brace For Inter Miami by emusmithyy(m): 8:28am On Aug 03, 2023

Farmer's league.

The GK is a DJ is Orlando Club House

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Business › Re: FCCPC Deletes Over 180 Registered Loan Apps From Website by emusmithyy(m): 8:26am On Aug 03, 2023

Salowise:
Tell me one company that charges 40% in 7 days, besides why not ignore them if their interest rate is very high

They're thieves for raising the charges that high. People take in anticipation...It's a 2 way thing

Business › Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by emusmithyy(m): 7:51am On Aug 03, 2023

Akintunde112:
You are still Newbie

How na LoL?

Business › Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by emusmithyy(m): 6:37pm On Aug 01, 2023

ausproxi:
They already have your contacts. If you have the money just pay them back and if you don't then forget about them, if they like let them call the whole Nigeria on your case, nothing go still happen
If I be u I won't bother paying back again since they have already defame you, I will take that as a repayment for the loan.
You can't defame me and expect me to pay back, never!

I had been a faithful borrower, had a clean 1 year record.

If I met this thread before January, I for no take from A to pay B. I borrowed unnecessarily to pay back, almost had an heart attack. But sometime around April, when I saw ahead that like 6 loans were going to expire May 6th or so...All huge huge money... inspiration entered me, DELETE all your contacts. They won't access any of those numbers of people you revere. I did. One week to their incessant call, another voice said, "move that MAIN SIM to a smaller torchlight phone and leave it on silence forever. Don't delete their apps, when money comes, Pay. " THAT WAS ALL TO MAINTAIN my sanity and suicidal thoughts.

Omo, na so I free o...This OP is badder sha...40 loan apps, we aren't upto that sha.

But we go pay soon.

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Agriculture › Re: This Is How To Put Goat To Sleep - Unbelievable Nigerian Science! by emusmithyy(m): 11:28am On Jul 03, 2023

MorataFC:
This thread was created in September 2021 and made the front page in July 2023 even the OP never thought this topic will make it to Fp.
Never loses hope, there is hope for you.
Job 14:7-9

true.

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Good In Terms Of Character But She Isn't Resourceful by emusmithyy(m): 8:51am On Jun 15, 2023

TrainPark:
Better appreciate that good character ooo... e no reach 3 girls wey still gett am for this naija !!

Resourcefulness is a part of one's character. Her character is laziness. The kids will be laid-back and unkempt.

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Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Good In Terms Of Character But She Isn't Resourceful by emusmithyy(m): 8:50am On Jun 15, 2023

siofra:
Break up with her. Shikena!

You both are not compatible, what more do you want to hear again

Leave her, let her find a provider, generous husband that she can depend on 100% I don't know why stingy men like to make women suffer.

Say you're dating a yahoo without giving much clues.

You know what happens to leeches?

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chinyere Chibuzor Places A Curse On Happie Boys Over Leaked Chat (Audio) by emusmithyy(m): 1:37pm On Jun 14, 2023

olasaad:
They should have come back to Nigeria and continue their education in Nigeria universities when the man said he cannot longer afford paying in dollars.

They don't have money, how should they do that?

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