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Literature / Re: Authors- Post Your Book Links Here by emusmithyy(m): 10:35am On Jul 19
Divepen1:
In a bid to help Authors make sale, Nairaland Will Give Support To Litlanders that have published their books on Okadabooks. We might not be able to push it to FP for now but we will surely find a better way of showing we care.

Readers are ready to buy your books. Let's do this together.. Help Nigerian Literature Grow. Let's make writing a skill that pays.


So this is our first step towards making that happen. Drop the name of your book, Genre, Link , Price etc.

I wrote this book in lowest lows, last year when I lost my job. This is a compendium of all I gathered. Very rich, revealing and intriguing.

"HOW TO BORROW MONEY FROM NIGERIANS" is book that will capture your imagination and give you a fresh innovative into relating with people financially.


https://selar.co/1649f4

Politics / Re: N70,000 Minimum Wage: We Can’t Pay Unless…. – Organised Private Sector Cries Out by emusmithyy(m): 10:08am On Jul 19
Corpers will be earning 70,000?
Food / Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(m): 10:36am On Sep 13, 2023
ChyOmaa:

Is this you! shocked

Whatsapp me, 07080761964
Food / Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(m): 10:36am On Sep 13, 2023
ChyOmaa:

Is this you! shocked

My one and only Chyomaa!
Sports / Re: Morocco Earthquake: CR7 Is Providing Shelter For Victims In His Marrakesh Hotel by emusmithyy(m): 3:14pm On Sep 10, 2023
aQUINandmore:
I don't like news about footballers that has never played a world cup final.

I love tinubu, kisses baby kiss

You mustn't comment.
Religion / Re: Mad Man Preaching To Crowd About Hell Fire! (Video) by emusmithyy(m): 3:06pm On Sep 10, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Mad Man Preaching To Crowd About Hell Fire!

He preached about hell fire to the stunned crowd.

He even rejected money they contributed for him and asked them to give the money to the poor to their astonishment.

Here's the video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHNGRl9dI98?si=_KrYQi2HM-anSA4z

Na d comments by bystanders funny pass
Romance / Re: Amarachi Amusi: I’m Richer Than Most Of The Men Seeking To Marry Me, Skit Maker by emusmithyy(m): 4:13pm On Sep 09, 2023
OladipupoIyowun:


https://dailytrust.com/im-richer-than-most-of-the-men-seeking-to-marry-me-says-skit-maker/

What does marrying you add to a man's life?

Actually, it becomes difficult for ladies to find a spouse when they start attaining success.

For men, it favours them. Didn't they teach her that?
Politics / Re: Yul Edochie, Zark Orji, Benedict Johnson In Court To Support Tinubu by emusmithyy(m): 1:38am On Sep 07, 2023
Higherthan:
OBI and his rodent supporters are all losers, as e dey pain them, e dey sweet us 😁.
Anyone who curses Nigeria will be cursed, ASE.
They don't have to. It's already cursed.

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Business / Re: We Are Forced To Disburse Loans To People That Didn’t Apply – Loan App Agents by emusmithyy(m): 5:50pm On Aug 16, 2023
AfonjaPriest:
You want loan and you are not prepared to carry the load.
Whatever choice you make, be prepared for whatever comes your way.

LoL, nothing go happen.
Threats of death, r*pe, insults, family, generation...all old tactics.
Politics / Re: NNPC Secures $3bn Loan To Stabilise The Naira by emusmithyy(m): 5:34pm On Aug 16, 2023
NNPC taking loan from loan sharks. Fairmoney, Carbon and TrueNaira are happy right now
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Scores Second Straight Brace For Inter Miami by emusmithyy(m): 8:28am On Aug 03, 2023
Farmer's league.

The GK is a DJ is Orlando Club House

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Business / Re: FCCPC Deletes Over 180 Registered Loan Apps From Website by emusmithyy(m): 8:26am On Aug 03, 2023
Salowise:


Tell me one company that charges 40% in 7 days, besides why not ignore them if their interest rate is very high

They're thieves for raising the charges that high. People take in anticipation...It's a 2 way thing
Business / Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by emusmithyy(m): 7:51am On Aug 03, 2023
Akintunde112:


You are still Newbie grin grin

How na LoL?
Business / Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by emusmithyy(m): 6:37pm On Aug 01, 2023
ausproxi:

They already have your contacts. If you have the money just pay them back and if you don't then forget about them, if they like let them call the whole Nigeria on your case, nothing go still happen grin
If I be u I won't bother paying back again since they have already defame you, I will take that as a repayment for the loan.
You can't defame me and expect me to pay back, never!
I had been a faithful borrower, had a clean 1 year record.

If I met this thread before January, I for no take from A to pay B. I borrowed unnecessarily to pay back, almost had an heart attack. But sometime around April, when I saw ahead that like 6 loans were going to expire May 6th or so...All huge huge money... inspiration entered me, DELETE all your contacts. They won't access any of those numbers of people you revere. I did. One week to their incessant call, another voice said, "move that MAIN SIM to a smaller torchlight phone and leave it on silence forever. Don't delete their apps, when money comes, Pay. " THAT WAS ALL TO MAINTAIN my sanity and suicidal thoughts.

Omo, na so I free o...This OP is badder sha...40 loan apps, we aren't upto that sha.

But we go pay soon.

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Agriculture / Re: This Is How To Put Goat To Sleep - Unbelievable Nigerian Science! by emusmithyy(m): 11:28am On Jul 03, 2023
MorataFC:
This thread was created in September 2021 and made the front page in July 2023 even the OP never thought this topic will make it to Fp.
Never loses hope, there is hope for you.
Job 14:7-9
true.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Good In Terms Of Character But She Isn't Resourceful by emusmithyy(m): 8:51am On Jun 15, 2023
TrainPark:
Better appreciate that good character ooo... e no reach 3 girls wey still gett am for this naija !!



Resourcefulness is a part of one's character. Her character is laziness. The kids will be laid-back and unkempt.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Good In Terms Of Character But She Isn't Resourceful by emusmithyy(m): 8:50am On Jun 15, 2023
siofra:
Break up with her. Shikena!

You both are not compatible, what more do you want to hear again

Leave her, let her find a provider, generous husband that she can depend on 100% I don't know why stingy men like to make women suffer.

Say you're dating a yahoo without giving much clues.

You know what happens to leeches?
Religion / Re: Apostle Chinyere Chibuzor Places A Curse On Happie Boys Over Leaked Chat (Audio) by emusmithyy(m): 1:37pm On Jun 14, 2023
olasaad:
They should have come back to Nigeria and continue their education in Nigeria universities when the man said he cannot longer afford paying in dollars.
They don't have money, how should they do that?
Food / Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(m): 3:28pm On Jun 13, 2023
Omakraid:
I like that last part grin grin

Me too lolz
Health / Re: Nigerian Air Force Female Officer Commits Suicide In Lagos Military Base by emusmithyy(m): 3:28pm On Jun 13, 2023
iswallker:


A loan app kept calling me - I was so jittery I dropped my phone two times and the screen broke each time till I couldn't see the screen.

Thank God for life.


Yeah, na so. You've got to be strong. You don't have it, you don't have it. Some of them are also owing. While you're waiting to have it, learn to relax.
Food / Re: Chef Tope Maggie Set To Gun For Guinness World Record By Cooking For 140hours by emusmithyy(m): 7:06pm On Jun 11, 2023
Omo, this one na little cat
Health / Re: Nigerian Air Force Female Officer Commits Suicide In Lagos Military Base by emusmithyy(m): 7:05pm On Jun 11, 2023
Life is full of ups and downs...You have to learn to talk to yourself positively otherwise suicidal thoughts will creep in and take your life. People are going through shyt. As little as being indebted by these loan apps, if you ain't careful, you can lose your mind. HOWEVER, you can laugh at yourself and make the matter look small. It is what you make of it. Guys, problems are as big as we make them.

This is to someone thinking, I can also take my life... DON'T DO IT. Eternity is too long to do that now.

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Food / Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(m): 3:06pm On Jun 11, 2023
PECON1:
You are right,like I always say,this babe is competing with that India woman not Hilda,how can you compete with someone that is not even recognized by GWR.
The celebrities has proven to be Hippocrites. I wish I had enough,I would have donated to dammy
God go make money come.
Food / Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(m): 3:05pm On Jun 11, 2023
Maxwell775:
She no get yansh and breast naa
Finish! Imagine say na she be dat? Dem go make allowances for her, this is when YOUR GIFT makes room for you

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Food / Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(m): 2:43pm On Jun 11, 2023
mariovito:
Oh well
You go say, I've been a caterer all my life... waiting for this opportunity lolz
Food / Re: Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(m): 2:42pm On Jun 11, 2023
overdrive:
grin
Abi na
Food / Only Hypocrites Judge Chef Dammy; Seven Points Observed. by emusmithyy(m): 2:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
Chef Damilola (Dammy) the young lady from Ekiti State who embarked on an attempt to overtake Chef Hilda who cooked for 100 hours. Chef Dammy wants to go for 120 hours! Wowwww!

That is supposed to be a good news but some Nigerians believe she's doing it to "outshine Hilda Baci who hasn't been awarded yet



SEVEN POINTS

Point 1

In May 29th 1953, New Zealand Edmund Hillary and India Terzing Norgay were the first to climb the great Mount Everest. That same year, about 40 individuals went on that expedition and got to the summit too. What an inspiration! Why didn't wait for them to enjoy their victory? Yinmu!

Point 2

Today na Sunday, in the Bible, Matthew, Mark and John wrote their gospels of JESUS. They asked Doctor Luke, why you too go write? You're a doctor, you should focus on Medicine and you weren't really there like that. He replied them, "It seemed good to ME also, having perfect understanding of all things..." Did Jesus complain and said Luke, you too dey do? No, accepted all of their own writings.
Dey play. No start 200 hours next week.


Point 3

Linda Ikeji was the first to excel at blogging and that same year, the number of bloggers and blogsites in Nigeria rose astronomically. Everywhere everybody get what to write about. Why? Why must you copy someone's idea? It's shameful, she first discovered that goldmine, allow her shine. LoL, for where! Who she be? Who be she? If she can do it I can do it also, na for Chef Dammy body una get power?

Point 4

Hilda Baci prepared, Yes. The place she used and stars that supported her. She already had a brand, wow! But how many of us have such privileges? Does that mean the poor should remain poor? Chef Dammy decided to change that narrative. She refused to let her background and unavailability of resources keep away from TRYING. Hate her or love her, she's doing better than 70% of Nigerians. She stepped out. Na because you never achieve your dreams and don't know that sometimes you'll have to take HUGE steps that's why you're judging her lol. Do something about your dreams girl.


Point 5

Herd Mentality is a thing. People are judging her for something they nothing about, simply because others are judging so they join the bandwagon. Very shallow. If you ask them what she did wrong now, no depth in their explanation. "She is jealous", "she should have waited" bla bla bla...You mum that opened shop opposite a woman selling the same items nko. Did you preach this sermon to her? You were not informed grin


Point 6

The only mistake Chef Dammy made is not have a hot body, fine face, have influencer friends...You see why the middle class is gradually eroding, if it's there at all. The distance between the poor and rich far like Lagos to Zamfara. Even the poor, in the name of WOKENESS are acting rich by criticizing a girl who's trying to leave the "poor" zone. Omo, inside life.

Point 7

Why is Peter Obi still fighting for his mandate? Shebi BAT is already doing an okay job so far? I know you have many legitimate answers but...don't have to worry, he's already trying. Forgive and forget. The answer is, We are all COMPETITIVE in this country. Everybody is trying to outshine the other, stop acting like a saint. You are probably worst. Some time ago, I started a small biz, I told a friend and before my face, he was asking me how he can start same and he was already processing everything LoL. He saw my customer base and was doing his...forggerit...we are COMPETITIVE by nature because this is a jungle and as 2Baba said, Only the strong survive.

Lastly, history is laced with men like Alexander Graham Bells who was said to invented the telephone. Someone else was already enroute to submit his patent but delayed by some minutes, Bell submitted and won it!

Dey play. Dey form nice. Dey deceive yourself say she should have waited a little, HOW?
If GWR says tomorrow that from henceforth, everyone that does 50 hours cooking = $10M, 100 hours = $50M, 200 hours = $150M...Would you wait for GWR to hand Hilda her money before attempting? I leave you with that? Won't you, your mum, your dad and your siblings turn your house into kitchen?

Lalasticlala

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Programming / Re: 50 Profitable Online Business Ideas by emusmithyy(m): 8:47am On Dec 14, 2022
I can write for Africa. Who needs a website content provider? I am currently available.
Career / Re: How Can I Build Up A Good Advocacy And Public Speaking Skill? by emusmithyy(m): 10:18am On Jun 29, 2022
Titugirl:

Yes, I'm still improving though but I'm definitely a better speaker than I was

What about now?

Really wanna start
Politics / Re: Nigerians Opt For Vpns Following Twitter Ban by emusmithyy(m): 11:34am On Jun 05, 2021
NaijaProxyBase:
Also remind people using Android phones that switching VPN on for a long time will always make your phone hot.

Your brain dey really hot
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 11 Suspected Internet Fraudsters With 12 Cars In Osun by emusmithyy(m): 10:06am On Jan 23, 2021
sapphiere:
And no female among them? Indeed the future is female.

LOL, each of them have like 10 females begging them for money.

Future is female ke

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 11 Suspected Internet Fraudsters With 12 Cars In Osun by emusmithyy(m): 10:05am On Jan 23, 2021
CaptainPrice1:
If you ask them what led them into fraud, they will blame the government. Please help me ask all the yahoo boys that if the government create a job for them and will pay them 150k per month, will they take the offer? With their lavish lifestyle non of them will accept it.
What pain me most is that they see you as a fool just because you refused to go into fraud.

Our leaders in yorubaland should find solution to this Yahoo pandemic going on in our land. Children of 15 - 16yrs are already chasing the world..

Chasing the world, for me �

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