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FoodRe: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by emusmithyy(m): 11:02pm On May 15, 2020
Animal Rights Abuse.

What nonsense is this? And you're proudly displaying this?

In a sane country, you'll be arrested.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Babafemi Adebayo Dies In Brazil As Wife Cries, Begs Him To Wake Up by emusmithyy(m): 7:08pm On May 15, 2020
I ain't watching that shiii cry cry cry
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Babafemi Adebayo Dies In Brazil As Wife Cries, Begs Him To Wake Up by emusmithyy(m): 7:07pm On May 15, 2020
Makavelli25:
She is begging jesus. She should beg the doctors
She should beg the doctors to do what?
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons A Guy Could Possibly Snub A Girl by emusmithyy(m): 7:05pm On May 15, 2020
The major reason is...

If he wants her so bad.

The way to a girl's heart is IGNORE. She can't stand that.
CrimeRe: UNIPORT Student Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl by emusmithyy(m): 9:59pm On May 14, 2020
Makanaki127:
Na so u no talk lie Na so dem day talk once dem succed
This is your pidgin is destructive men.
CrimeRe: UNIPORT Student Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl by emusmithyy(m): 11:25am On May 14, 2020
Chris6music:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/court-sentences-uniport-student-to-death-for-murder-of-eight-year-old-girl/
The love of money IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.

Assuming this pap made it, he would be dishing advice to young people like,

"hustle o, make police come carry Yahoo boys for compound, ignore you."
SportsRe: Italy's Serie A Plans To Restart On June 13 by emusmithyy(m): 8:34am On May 14, 2020
Ronaldo hater.

You had to use Chielini's pics.
RomanceRe: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by emusmithyy(m): 3:58pm On May 13, 2020
lammylam:
OK! Sorry oo but did you trying talking to her?? Have you ever sat her down and made her realise you are spending too much and that has to change??

It's just a question oo

No go use wife do girlfriend o!
Made her realise? She doesn't have a brain to realise?
Asking and asking. Is she a dummy?

That girl is a hoe
RomanceRe: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by emusmithyy(m): 3:53pm On May 13, 2020
Teeboy15:
shocked
Guy na MAN you be walahi.

Na so one babe wey I meet online open office for my head because of big hips.

Just 3 days after meeting babe don bill me 20k all in the name of shop rent.

I solve that one.

Another 4 days after, na 10k for cement abi tiles to floor shop. I solve am.

Not a talk of subscription, peppersoup, beer (she dey shayo), suya and all these small small funds consuming monies in between the one week wey we don meet. No be like say I no fit afford those things without sweat but she just make am glaring say na office I be.

Once I see her call I know say na billing. And I was never wrong.

Omo na so I blank am after I begin see sign of new billing wey she wan nack me. She come begin send message dey ask wetin she do wey I dey ignore her bla bla bla. Dey beg make i tell am why I change towards her.

Truth is some girls are senseless. They look like they have class but are just hungry leeches beneath those pretty clothes.

They loose the big picture trying to paint a faded image.

As a man don't get carried away by that big nyansh or big breast or pretty face you're salivating over by spending the little you have. No time is bad time for you to pull away, no matter how much you've 'invested', otherwise your loses will be too much to count when it's late.

The juice is not always worth the squeeze.
Wisdom wee not kee you!
RomanceRe: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by emusmithyy(m): 3:40pm On May 13, 2020
Latashia:
I just hate guys like this.

Don't start what you cant complete.
You are not intelligent.
SportsRe: Cute Photos Of Cristiano Ronaldo With His Children by emusmithyy(m): 3:27pm On May 13, 2020
sonnie10:
See as madam yansh flat. If it was Nigerian girls, with three and billions to her disposable, she would have turned to Orobo.
The girl is a model. Not your usual girl. Stop bashing.
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by emusmithyy(m): 6:15pm On May 12, 2020
tellsblinks:
guy you spoke words!! I would screenshot and post on my whatsapp
You're welcome brother.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Politicians Before And After Pictures (Throwback And Recent Photos) by emusmithyy(m): 4:01pm On May 12, 2020
You can't tell a person's future by looking at them with ordinary eyes today.
Forum GamesRe: If Given An Opportunity, Which Age Would You Choose To Be Forever? by emusmithyy(m): 12:17pm On May 12, 2020
1 year old.

My parents are there and they would never die.
If Jesus comes anytime, I'll go to Heaven because I'm still a child.
I will be sucking brezz forever.
Pampered and spoilt.
Nothing to worry. Heaven at last.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by emusmithyy(m): 11:49pm On May 11, 2020
kingxsamz:
What's your point exactly? undecided
Forget about it.
FamilyRe: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by emusmithyy(m): 11:29pm On May 11, 2020
Julietsim:
Husbands act as if they are the boss in the marriage and wives act as if they are inferior.A man is the head of the home,not the boss of the home.
There's no boss. What happened to being friends? Jeeez
FamilyRe: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by emusmithyy(m): 11:26pm On May 11, 2020
Iffffffy:
At some point, I thought I was the one doing this narration, it is well sis.
Mad oh.

Let's hear yours biko grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by emusmithyy(m): 11:17pm On May 11, 2020
jericco1:
Pedophile.. ma'am cool
Lols, two of you sha grin grin grin

Paedophile bro. Stop correcting people until you're sure.
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by emusmithyy(m): 11:16pm On May 11, 2020
PrecioussB:
This answer is lame. Cos there nothing like dried fruits. You make me feel like you're a phedophile
Lols paedophile. Girl, are you the one I'm seeing at your profile pic? shocked
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by emusmithyy(m): 11:14pm On May 11, 2020
PrecioussB:
Lol. Why should I lie. Besides who knows if there children might be my friends
"Their" NOT "There"

You said what again? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by emusmithyy(m): 11:07pm On May 11, 2020
kingxsamz:
huh huh huh
You mean you said "no heaven or hell" and you don't have an idea where people go when they die?
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by emusmithyy(m): 11:06pm On May 11, 2020
Bollove:
Maximum respect sir. I'm sorry for my outburst ... I thought I should defend the Damsel grin
Not probs at all
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by emusmithyy(m): 4:20pm On May 11, 2020
kingxsamz:
Okay, since I've died before, let me answer you.
When a person dies he/she goes to the supernatural world, where Godzilla, King Kong, Bat man, superman and all the superheroes reside. undecided
You had the effrontery to say, No heaven and No hell.

You, as an "atheist" are supposed to know where dead souls go.
Foreign AffairsRe: Boris Johnson Under Fire For 'Confused' Lockdown Strategy Speech by emusmithyy(m): 2:16pm On May 11, 2020
Imagine what they will say if Wike was their President!
SportsRe: Otunba Bet2win International Is Dead by emusmithyy(m): 2:13pm On May 11, 2020
Davash222:
So, what will now happen to the 10.3M followershuh
Lols.
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by emusmithyy(m): 12:25pm On May 11, 2020
lifenajeje:
He was given dollars

He works in ikoyi area..

There are lots of bars around ..

They would accept dollars from him..
But he didn't add that in his script.
RomanceRe: 7 Mistakes "Marriageble Ladies" Make When They Finally Find Mr. Right. by emusmithyy(op): 11:01am On May 11, 2020
Gentle0wavez:
Sorry but that doesn't still explain anything.
Yeah, ofcourse.
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by emusmithyy(m): 11:00am On May 11, 2020
Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice grin
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland grin life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother grin
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me cry
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup grin
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete grin
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics grin and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock grin grin
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt
You went to a bar to drink? And you had no transport? Hmmm
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by emusmithyy(m): 10:57am On May 11, 2020
lukui:
One of my uncles dated one like that. I was still in pry sch then but could still remember. She was very classy, rich and egoistic. Nevertheless we all still loved her. My uncle broke her heart and didn't later marry her. And we abused and rebuked him for doing that. But she too was later happily married. Up till now we are still good friends with her.

Many women don't even date for sex, d!ck or fxxking sake, they just want the guys attention. My uncle is the type, all sorts of women flock around him. Up till now in my street, if I am passing ma y of them, though they have now married with kids, they will still be asking "how is brother so so so" I will reply them and be wondering, so you still miss this man?
Is he married now?
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by emusmithyy(m): 10:55am On May 11, 2020
goldbim:
Hmmmmmmm lipsrsealed sincerely,Dating a big girl is not the issue but with time won’t the guy feel inferior as time goes by?my little experience makes me feel like most guys feel less of a man when the lady is trying to call the shots herself without waiting for any man..
At a point ,the guys start feeling like you are hard to please whereas you are just trying to live your life to suit yourself ..All in all,the key word is humility and it takes the grace of God!!
"Inferior over time" so by billing his destiny, he'll feel superior. Leave him to feel inferior. Those dating alhajas, do they feel inferior?

Nigerian girls are not used to giving. Simple.
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by emusmithyy(m): 10:53am On May 11, 2020
That means I've not dated one.

Most Nigerian ladies would never use their airtime to call a guy, even if they love him. They perceive it as being cheap.
EducationRe: FG Warns Vice-Chancellors Against Reopening Universities by emusmithyy(m): 10:49am On May 11, 2020
AdaoraJoy:
I won't be graduating this year ...It's now dawn to me cry
You want to graduate with this kind of English?

Omase!

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