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APC and PDP are now known as the zombies

harbdulrasaq88:
Mubarak Abdullahi (25) is a Kaduna born University student who builds helicopters at home that fly up to seven feet.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photos-mubarak-abdullahi-builds.html

seven feet? hmnnn that means ego dey follow motor drag main road cos e nor fit fly above 2 storey building.
well kudos to him

peter1994:
Abeg make una free this Men o.
everybody de face him problem.

that means there problem is food

where is the guy that banned me from nairaland say your last prayer and show your face

EniHolar:
See u...
What will u call this person then?

mightyraw needs prayer

DeeCherry:
And lastly

12. Place the word “ONLY” anywhere on this sentence
She told him that she loved him

cc: lalasticlala

for this very one, you deserve a bottle of BEAR

OK

confused woman. oloshi

lalasticlala:
Credibility? What makes it credible?

what is the meaning of this your NIGER DELTA name -LALASTICLALA?

yomi007k:
Lets take ds Rev to d cemetery then maybe he can wake my grandma up?

Nonsense

but your grandma is not in the grave. she is acting season films with some of her friends

JonSnow:
This news is incomplete. He wasn't lynched? Why?

they are waiting for you. go and lynch him

gwales:
May God punish Jonathan and PDP for allowing Boko Haram to reign in North east


Thank you baba for checkmating them

may thunder strike you, your APC, and as many that like and share this your stupid coments AMEN

pls what is union bank?

prince4pro:
Nigeria which way naija. But wait oo Y havnt this breaking news gotton to fronth page? But all others in favour of ikpeazu don reach front page.what is happening?

so you mean this post never reach front page?

LizGray:
Op are you kidding me?

pls read the second part of the story so that you can understand it

Vendoor:
By the time you fine reading this
you will realize you just wasted
another 10 seconds of your life

pls read the second part before you coment

his preaching.
then he (KUMUYI) said
"the next president that will lead nigeria to its promise land is GOODLUCK JONATHAN''
i have told you what i saw, if you believe it, share it so that every niqerian will know the mind of GOD concerning this our country .
am not from the south. am not JONATHAN'S fan.
am from BENUE STATE but i was born in KADUNA and grew up in KANO. i speak both hausa and idoma.
iam VICTOR EMMANUEL IHOTU.
you can easily find me on facebook. just type GOTZA IHOTU
mark my words. GOODLUCK will come back to contest in 2019, and if he does that, he will win the election. cos no boby can stop GOD from fullfilling his purpose.
pls take this to front page

good day my fellow Nlanders. the lord has shown me a vision concerning our future leader. am not a prophet, pastor or seer. but i believe he showed me this revelation for a purpose, probably to let us know that our destiny is in our hand.
i will also mention all these in my next (gospel) album.
pls read carefully so that you can understand what am trying to write. (cos meself no know book well well)
on the 22/06/2016 being wednesday morning 2:50 am. i woke up from my dream and wrote it in a book so that i can not forget.
in my dream, i saw W.F KUMUYI the G.O of deeper life bible church preaching on the ALTAR.
but as he was preaching, i saw a man disturbing his preaching . but some ushers came and pulled him (the man) from the ALTAR to the crowd but he was still dragging with the ushers. he was fighting his ways back to the ALTAR.
then KUMUYI went down to the crowd and stretch his hand towards the man that was disturbing the crowd, then the man fell down.
after that he came back to continue

Proffdada:
The policeman no dey hear word say make e no dey disturb dia parole

but this one no be disturb cos the "police is your friend" they are both friends

queenstlll:
SEE MORE PHOTOS OF DAVIDO'S KILLER OUTFIT IN CONGO ----> http://360jamng.tk/photo-did-davido-just-shade-republic-of-congo/

OP pls help. i can't see anything. maybe because i close my oya call police

wildQuincy:
Sh1t! Sh1t!! Sh1t!!! Is this man still a pastor??

no sir. he is the new time keeper

this man (BUBU) always find one excuse or the other to remove a man from his position, then he will look for a northerner to replace him/her. we need serious prayer if not we are doomed

the guy head and the shoe LMAO, IDD may be the guy is a nigerian.
if na you nko, u go gree come back?

Zikdik:
Tunmike. She never picks my calls

what if she was expecting call at that time?

KOFICOSUZARANDA:
Ok we have seen...is Uti not a Human Being Go and snap with Charly boy let's see...

no make you go snap with charly boy or a celebrity make we see if e dey easy

SAMBATLAN:
What a Man can do...........
[img]http://static.stara.fi/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nokulungabuthelezi.png[/img]

this is a mamaid not a human ok.

youngest85:
Is Dokpesi still in detention?

no sir. he is at madam chopall bar

youngest85:
Is Dokpesi still in detention?

no sir. he is at madam chopall bar

marvelck:
Like I said in one of my posts, there is no girl without a boyfriend. Even a Junior secondary school girl has a boyfriend. Every girl seem to be taken. Every girl you meet is in a relationship (which is a fact). So, what do you do when a girl you like is already in a relationship? Do you wait, wish and hope for her to break up with her boyfriend so that you can take over. Or create problems for her in her relationship, so that you can snatch her from her boyfriend? Which is what is happening these days. Since every girl seem to be taken, guys are simply snatching other people's girlfriends.

if you know a guy who need a lady or ladies contact me. cos there are millions of them out there looking for men.

So, my friend trying to make ends meets applied for a job at a 'Drink Depot'.

The interviewer allowed me in since I came with him!

**No Much Time, See The Conditions**

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1. You must live in his house (A large compound where all his workers stay)

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2. No leaving of his house, even for strolling or to even watch football match

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3. Once you come to work, you submit your phone.
i.e: no phone calls (you only use the land line to call customers). no music

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4. no definite salary (He'll pay you for what you sell)
Who does that?

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5. You work even on Sundays (That is if a customer requests for drink, you'll go and open the warehouse for him)

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6. You'll go with him & his family to church every Sunday

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7. You'll do some chores every morning in his house.

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8. He'll assist him whenever he wants to further his education to the University level (but, When will you now leave his house to go to school? SMH
you are lucky cos cooking and washing of cloth is not included