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Family / Re: Checkout Viral Photo Of This Dwarf Family by Emyjeze(m): 9:44am On Jul 15, 2018
when I go bleep dwarf for gods sake is a long time wish
Crime / Re: Anambra Female Beggar Pretending To Be Burnt With Makeup Escapes Jungle Justice by Emyjeze(m): 1:01pm On Jul 13, 2018
Juell:
Lynching cos of false pretense? Haba Nigerians!
Did she steal? No
Did kill anyone? No
Did she kidnap anyone? No
So what's the justification for trying to lynch her?
Bunch of cowards, why not lynch the politifians that have been stealing your destinies......
impersonation is a big crime in Nigeria remember
Celebrities / Re: Nina Gets Style Inspiration From Rihanna [photos] by Emyjeze(m): 8:21am On Jun 30, 2018
Ussy4real:
Her own trouser dey like say na wrapper she take saw am.. Rihanna too fine choi
rihanna's you mean you type??
Travel / Re: Otedola Bridge Lagos Tanker Fire: Man Narrates How He Escaped by Emyjeze(m): 11:30am On Jun 29, 2018
Lord God and heavenly King – You alone are the Lord of the earth and King of the universe and You alone can revive and restore Nigeria and bring us back under Your own Sovereign rule. 
#PrayForNigeria
Romance / Re: A Lady Sexually Harassed Me In Church During Service - Man Shares Video by Emyjeze(m): 6:36am On Jun 26, 2018
why this kind thing no dey come my way na why?? why
Sports / Re: Slay Queen Turns Super Eagles Jersey Into Wrap Dress (photos) by Emyjeze(m): 9:25am On Jun 19, 2018
Tolexander:
look well!

The boobs haven't fallen like you want us to believe sir.
are you a virgin?? oh!! no wonder you can't recognize a fallen hero by mere sight

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Sports / Re: Slay Queen Turns Super Eagles Jersey Into Wrap Dress (photos) by Emyjeze(m): 9:23am On Jun 19, 2018
thanki410:

oga , is she yr sister?
The first pic has her boobs sliding down
Phones / Re: Nigerian Lady Electrocuted By Her Phone Connected To Light While Asleep(photos) by Emyjeze(m): 9:09am On Jun 19, 2018
got electrocuted severely and severally through my blackberry while charging it back then. . . no be person tell me make I go sell am off jare.
Crime / Re: Lady Declares 11-Year-Old Sister Missing, But See What Caught People's Attention by Emyjeze(m): 10:34pm On Jun 15, 2018
even if Jehovah Ebenezer descends from heaven to say the lady in the pic above is 11, oga I will not still succumb to that.
Phones / Re: How Long Have You Used Your Current Smart Phone ? by Emyjeze(m): 11:20am On Jun 14, 2018
just a week and 5days now ��
Romance / Re: Guys, What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Women? by Emyjeze(m): 3:15am On Jun 13, 2018
Mztitovina:
I dnt wnna talk abt dis b4 buh i havf to Mny of yu decided mny gals boobs r big bcus she *gave* guys to touch it often So it bcums big ad soft enfu 4 it to fall Well daris smt yu wanna know Aw abt some tins yu dnt know Havf yu ever research ani oda reason Of course not Breast lumps Reserch on it Millions of gals in dis world got operated to remove it Cus it leads to breast cancer Bcus of aw ignorant mny pple are D lumps z discoverd late Wen it becums big ad heavy So d boobs becums big ad slaggin Ad operations are done Nt all gals yu tink havf big boobs bcus of *touch* Mny had lumps Weda it ws big or small b4 it ws discovered Yu cannur jus conclude evry big boobs lady z a slut or LovePeddler Mny r evn ashame to show deir boobs to deir mums cus of d ugly scar Evry single lady hvf diffrnt tin dey r going tru insde Buh chse 2 keep it cus dey dnt wnna b blasted or embrassed Scars r nt sumtin to b proud of but dey di nt chose dah life Dey di nt chse to havf lumps in deir boobs Dey di nt chse to get operated on deir boobs Dey di nt chse to havf fallen boobs Dey di nt chse to havf big boobs Jus stop concluding ad discriminatimg It has killd mny gals Ad it still gnna kill if dis continue yu guys reli nid 2 stop concluding ad start saving lives
To all of d gals who had breast lumps or still have I wish us all long life with no cancer
Share to save draining souls God bless
go write novel na. . inukwa
Celebrities / Re: Kehinde Bankole Washing A Mercedes Benz In Sultry Photos by Emyjeze(m): 11:08am On May 04, 2018
Abeg wetn sultry for jeans trouser and polo wey this one wear??
No be im mate dey wear bikini for sexy car wash??
Travel / Re: Police Officer Killed In Accident While Trying Dodge Cattle From Herdsmen.Photos by Emyjeze(m): 10:43pm On Apr 18, 2018
The police man die??
Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda Bares Massive Cleavage In New Photo by Emyjeze(m): 11:32pm On Mar 30, 2018
Massive??
Poster fear God la
Romance / Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by Emyjeze(m): 12:36pm On Mar 30, 2018
AlexCk:
depends.
people are difference.

some prefer chatting, they are sooo good with chats, but face-to-face, they are terrible, while others cant chat at all, but when you talk to them on the phone or face-to-face, mehn, they can talk for Africa.
any hope for those who have zero quality in both face to face talk and chatting??
Agriculture / Re: Poultry Business In Nigeria: How Reliable & Profitable Is It? by Emyjeze(m): 12:17pm On Mar 21, 2018
Britishcoins:

Please are you in kadunna?
Can you assist me in a good location, I am currently in Minna but I don't like the place. Although I have never been in kadunna or have any relation in the city.
currently not in kaduna, am in lagos.
Agriculture / Re: Poultry Business In Nigeria: How Reliable & Profitable Is It? by Emyjeze(m): 11:09am On Mar 20, 2018
To the poster, poultry is a very good and profitable business buh it need lots of time devoted into it. At each stage of their growth you should be able to pet them like a new born.
Agriculture / Re: Poultry Business In Nigeria: How Reliable & Profitable Is It? by Emyjeze(m): 11:04am On Mar 20, 2018
Britishcoins:
It is profitable, but my own problem is that I have 600k but I am still looking for shop to start selling electronic.
Please who can get me a good location anywhere in Nigeria.
move to the north, things are cool there. If you are head bend to the business, you will do great. (part of north, kaduna precisely thats where i grew up and do my stuffs) and a piece of advice is it will be better you go into electrical equipment rather than electronics.

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Crime / Re: Two Brothers Arrested For Serial Rape Using Uber Taxi by Emyjeze(m): 11:26am On Jan 05, 2018
TheBlessedMAN:
When a girl suddenly stops singing in the bathroom, just know that she's washing her "iskaaba iskoroboto iskelebete"
grin
TheBlessedMAN:
When a girl suddenly stops singing in the bathroom, just know that she's washing her "iskaaba iskoroboto iskelebete"
damn you killed me
Politics / Re: Buhari, Others Pray For Yusuf Buhari's Quick Recovery At Friday Jumat by Emyjeze(m): 11:21pm On Dec 29, 2017
undecided ya'll save ya prayers.
Last last Alpha come talk say na yusufu head go good for 2019 erection. And baba has donated it.
R.I.P In advance yusuf

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Religion / Re: How Good Is Electricity Supply In Your Area During This Christmas? by Emyjeze(m): 9:55pm On Dec 26, 2017
satelite town lagos. . . excellent, 22hours a day.
Crime / Re: Man Kills A Prostitute At Ejigbo Hotel In Lagos, After Sex Romp by Emyjeze(m): 2:23pm On Dec 12, 2017
saydfact:
na wa ooh



yet the report says it was carried out by


- issokay
2 weeks later now an innocent man will handcuff as d suspect.l if care is not taking he will rot forever in dia pit called jail . . smh
Religion / Re: Living Faith Church Produces Bibles Worldwide (Video) by Emyjeze(m): 9:33am On Dec 10, 2017
hope its gonna be given out for free
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Stops Harassment Of Female Fan At Uganda Concert by Emyjeze(m): 12:57pm On Dec 09, 2017
undecided baby mama loading. . . like play like joke this one go soon be like 2baba.
Religion / Re: T.B Joshua Gives N4.4m To Libya Deportees This Week by Emyjeze(m): 7:58pm On Dec 02, 2017
undecided why all then ni**as on hood??
Religion / Re: Where Will Pastor Adeboye Get N1 Billion To Build New Auditorium? - Aroms Aigbeh by Emyjeze(m): 3:16pm On Nov 28, 2017
slowie:


This your line is boring. its over-used on the twitter where you copied it from. The church doesn't have to publicize what they because of you. you and your likes can continue in your ignorance!
ok, buh ah you done?
Sports / Re: Rodrigo Tried To Finger Santiago Trellez' Backside During Match (Photos) by Emyjeze(m): 1:49pm On Nov 28, 2017
undecided . Chisos!! . Have the apostle heard of this??
Religion / Re: Where Will Pastor Adeboye Get N1 Billion To Build New Auditorium? - Aroms Aigbeh by Emyjeze(m): 1:31pm On Nov 28, 2017
When a church wants to build an ordinary bathroom and toilet they raise five million from members ,but when a member needs two million for kidney transplant the church raise prayers.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law & Friends, Roman Goddess, Other Busty Ladies At Oritsefemi's Wedding by Emyjeze(m): 9:28pm On Nov 26, 2017
grin that black kettle at the front though. Ah be comparing that face with my ex a** gringrin
Celebrities / Re: Timaya: "I Don't Know Shatta Wale, Is He A Shoemaker Or A Plumber" (Video) by Emyjeze(m): 12:09am On Nov 26, 2017
Timaya i know.... Catawale i dont.undecided
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Moreover that ctawale of a guy can only be compared to Mish (the akwa ibom guy that went home and never returned) in terms of music

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Celebrities / Re: Traditional Wedding Cake Of Oritsefemi And Nabila Fash by Emyjeze(m): 4:03pm On Nov 25, 2017
MicheyJ1:
This people picked the wrong Saturday for their wedding nobody is talking about their wedding it's all about banky&Adesua
:/ they really dont give a bleep about how many people talk about their marriage. because them say them say wunt make the marriage an extra-ordinary one

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