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Crime / Re: Man Punches His Fellow Man And He Slumped Down(Pics/Video) by Emyjeze(m): 6:19pm On May 15, 2019
Fall like a palm tree

Travel / Re: Bus Collides With A Lorry In Enugu, All Passengers Dead (Graphic Photos) by Emyjeze(m): 7:08pm On May 14, 2019
tyup:
This is why I would never support an igbo being the president of Nigeria angry

Just visit lot of SE states you'll see why they dont deserve ruler-ship nothing good about those area Good roads?Mba Infrastructural development nko? Mba, Clean city nko? Mba. Take North for an example no matter how little their allocation might be even governor can boast of doing smtin reasonable

So what the heck are they doing with the Given monthly Allocation huh Abia's own sef is even very worst

#Spits

Crime / Re: Two Nigerians charged with Internet fraud in Singapore (photos) by Emyjeze(m): 7:03pm On May 14, 2019
LuciferAkbar:



This is an anomaly.
NCAN reports that Afonjas are attempting a desperate takeover of Osu Jewish drug-peddling interests in Far East Asia.

We urge the sons of the Potopotor Flat Skull nation to go all out & counter this ugly trend by littering Nairaland front pages with at least but not limited to three (3) cases of drug busts before Friday the 17th of May, 2019 or risk the forfeiture of their birthright indefinitely.

Long Live NCAN!
Long Live Tribalism!!



Signed,
National Leader,
Asiwaju LuciferKristi JP
ah die

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Celebrities / Re: I Already Cut Off My Manhood - Bobrisky by Emyjeze(m): 6:45pm On May 14, 2019
How im come dey knack tonto toto na

Sports / Re: Top Funniest Football Club Names In Nigeria Leagues by Emyjeze(m): 8:50am On May 14, 2019
God deliver me bible church fc . . , choi!!

Romance / Re: Sanchi Celebrates Her Mother On Mother's Day by Emyjeze(m): 7:59pm On May 12, 2019
Pool of poo. . . #spits

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Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Slays In Bikini (Photos) by Emyjeze(m): 6:24pm On May 12, 2019
So pant now is meant for the stomach noy pu**y and a** ko....... Those laps though issa big turn off . . #spits

Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot Rocks Agbada To John Dumelo’s Wedding (photos) by Emyjeze(m): 6:18pm On May 12, 2019
Commisioner of toilet. Shameless thing . . . #spits

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Crime / Re: Final Year Poly Nekede Student Shot Dead By Phone Snatchers(photos) by Emyjeze(m): 11:36am On May 12, 2019
iTearHerToto:
Broke people don't joke with their belongings. They rather die instead angry

Romance / Re: Groom Drags Best Man Away From His Wife, Hits Him For Hugging Her Tightly by Emyjeze(m): 11:31am On May 12, 2019
Ordinary hug oo

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma, The Chef Chi Stuns In New Makeup Photos by Emyjeze(m): 11:18am On May 12, 2019
Chai!! See cutie

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Romance / Re: Abuja Men Confess Love For Prostitutes by Emyjeze(m): 11:08am On May 12, 2019
Are those really serious about their ulterance

Politics / Re: EFCC Seizes Saraki’s Houses, Marks Others In Lagos by Emyjeze(m): 10:47am On May 12, 2019
Ok
Religion / Re: Victor Eghan: Watching Game Of Thrones Will Lead You To Hell by Emyjeze(m): 10:31am On May 12, 2019
Ahh!! A pastor listing names of porn starssss. When i don't ecen know one

Travel / Re: Ibadan Destroyed Roads Repaired After Twitter User Protested On Social Media by Emyjeze(m): 5:58pm On May 11, 2019
Still searching for the picture of the new road

Health / Re: Blood Is Discharging Out Of My Nipple by Emyjeze(m): 5:42pm On May 11, 2019
Tallesty1:
The cancer is male
guy why!

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Health / Re: Eating More Ultra-processed Foods May Shorten Life Span by Emyjeze(m): 2:19pm On May 11, 2019
Had noodles in my mouth and more in the plate and pot when i started reading this. . . . Going through it i saw '' instant noodles'' and i was like

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Crime / Re: Abeokuta: Court jails man for refusal to pay N17,000 gamble fee by Emyjeze(m): 1:46pm On May 11, 2019
Dalexicographer:
Na you people con dey hardworking?...
If y'all are, why do you run down here to Lagos to make a living?? undecided
what a comment. Your small sence didint tell you that if you aint hardworking you wont be migrating.

Crime / Re: 6 Nigerians Jailed In UK For Fraud (Photo) by Emyjeze(m): 1:50pm On May 10, 2019
Since izza collabo . I rest my case.

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Family / Re: Caught In The Web Of Affairs With My Wife's Friend by Emyjeze(m): 3:16pm On May 08, 2019
SageMK:


This post sickens me. I feel so sorry for your wife.



Take a look at the mirror.
Pot calling kettle black. STFU.



Your wife is the victim here mođafucker!
You have no right to feel pain and cry foul. Ídiot.



You are a dog.
And she is a bìtch.
By God's grace, you'll both go back to your vomit.
You deserve each other so don't fúcking quit on her!

Damn.

You are not even remorseful that you cheated on your wife. You don't even care about her so please confess everything to her and give her a divorce. That way you be free to hook up with that whòre. A perfect match for you.








Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Wows In Yellow Bikini by Emyjeze(m): 11:28am On May 06, 2019
So because no relevance since yesterday that it was posted, you guys now decided to push it to front page ko

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Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Korra Obidi Dances At The Club With Another Man by Emyjeze(m): 12:34pm On May 05, 2019
partnerbizz4:
I have yet to understand how clubbing is sweet.

Maybe cos i can't dance but can only nod my head.

But clubbing makes no sense to me.

Have been to a few and it didn't worth it.

Seems I am alone in this shocked




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nah!! We are in this together. I Have alot of friends who club and i join them. Go there grab a seat + drink and watch others dance thats all i do
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Rocks Bum Short In Latest Sexy Pictures by Emyjeze(m): 1:15am On May 05, 2019
All na packaging.... If you check well olympus has fallen

Crime / Re: Ritualists Exhume Woman’s Corpse 13 Days After Being Buried In Ibadan. Photos by Emyjeze(m): 8:44pm On May 03, 2019
Afonja007:
[sup][/sup] crywhat 've we done igbo people don see us finish
lolsss

Politics / Re: Buhari May Extend 'private Visit' To London For Health Reasons by Emyjeze(m): 7:57pm On May 03, 2019
Who is buhari may?? Or did buhari change his surname
Business / Re: Tinubu-ojo Installs Iyaloja, Babaloja In Computer Village by Emyjeze(m): 11:20pm On May 02, 2019
bong4:


What is "if you didn't like it"?
no pronounce ooo, the sound funny for mouth it diiiiiiiiiiiiidiiiiiiiid.....

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Celebrities / Re: Tony Elumelu Climbs Chair While Celebrating UBA At 70 (photo) by Emyjeze(m): 8:57am On May 02, 2019
Griffon:


News is a report of recent event that is out of the ordinary. Tony Elumelu is a billionaire and a public figure, watching him climb a chair is surely newsworthy. If it were you, LibertyFather who climbed same chair, no one will give a flying f**k about it, why? Because you're no body.

Moral of the story: Go and become successful, so that your slightest gesture will even be news.
heeee!! Ayemi

Politics / Re: Musa Umar, Buhari’s In-law Kidnapped In Daura by Emyjeze(m): 9:40pm On May 01, 2019
Have they been killed yet That is the only news i want to hear at this hour..

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Crime / Re: UNN Student Stabs His Roommate After Watching Episode 3 Of Game Of Thrones by Emyjeze(m): 9:04am On May 01, 2019
StarUp:
And these are supposed to be the leaders of tomorrow?... Senseless undergraduates...
useless, brainless and slowpoke graduate.

Religion / Re: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Emyjeze(m): 8:43am On May 01, 2019
elclassical:
i dnt knw what 2 tel u buh u shld av shut d fvck up.

Webmasters / Re: Okon George Is Dead (Photos) by Emyjeze(m): 8:23am On May 01, 2019
kaen1317:
What *are* handsome young man. Rip
what? What??

Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Calls Out Bovi For Making Jokes About Her Fake Ass by Emyjeze(m): 8:33pm On Apr 30, 2019
She even confirmed it was worked on.... Making it a fake ass . . . Yeye mtcheeeeew

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