HajiyaOtu:


This is totally my mother. That woman thinks she can walk out on me because of money. I have my own now.

Chimaokigwe:


Your jokes are as fake as a 30 Naira note.

Try to be creative or give someone with a functional brain to be posting on your behalf.

aaronson:
Sorry to the Igbo folks for dabbling into this but i think this act potrayed by this Mazi Nnamdi guy is the height of cowardice. My point is how can you be a freedom fighter/ revolutionary and run from the battle field?

Prison was Mandela's second home, Did he run at any point in time to go fight apartheid from the UK, Germany or Isreal?


Dear Igbos,

I support your Biafra Movement but look for a leader not a Bummer running in a circle chasing his own tail.

fineboynl:
no thanks. I don't do dark skin. their inner thighs are ugly and turn off.

Didi2d:


Lol..
It was a funny story, I have mentioned that event here on nairaland.
On that faithful Saturday, I went to the field to a football match between my area and and area across the road. On my way going, just close to the field, I notice a woman pointing at me. Just before I move another step, I heard the man that was standing with the woman calling me, so I decided to go and meet them, guess what! The woman screamed, that I am one of the guys that went to rob her in the night

JastSiryin:
Abeg who's the guy in the pic... His memes are quite popular

symbianDON:
I recall a friend who was once travelling to Lagos. On the way, he was pulled over by the shitty police. They asked him where he was going to to which he replied he was going to sokoto one of the police men screamed, 'oga! na sokoto road be this?' and my friend replied, 'officer, I thought there was freedom of movement in Nigeria? It doesn't matter which road I choose to follow, what matters is that I'm on my way to sokoto!' Next thing they said was, 'oya, open your booth, wetin de inside'. Meanwhile he had some bunches of plantain in his booth. Soon as he opened, one of them looked into the booth and obviously saw the bunches of plantain but still stu.p.idly asked, 'wetin be this?' my friend looked at him and with a straight face answered, 'yam' at this point the policeman, who wasn't expecting that, was clearly taken aback and agitated. He went further to query him, 'no be plaintain I de look so?'......as calmly as he could, my friend replied, 'oh! you guys call it plantain? in my village we call it yam' the policeman was so very annoyed already and screamed at him, 'your head no correct!! oya carry your madness comot from my front now now!!'

grandstar:


Even I that never "idolises" celebrities (except my beloved Gugu) will be thrilled to pick him up. I won't be surprised if he drops a nice tip for the guy.

I read in Daily Telegraph on Saturday that he earns $100,000 for foreign shows. Wizkid earns twice that.

opparadise:
All I know is, if you dance more than me on my wedding day, I will order the guards throw you out; you lack home training!

tstx:


It's so sad you can't tell the difference between begging and advertising...

tstx:
Beggars everywhere..... No more shame....




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TechCapon:
Those days if our dog poo for varenda we go hold am for neck, press him mouth inside the shit. After one week he stop to poo for varenda

Ifesinachi22:
First to comment since 2015 that i registered.

Please give me 500 likes.

Today is my birthday.

Happy Easter in Advance everyone.

Love you.