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collins123: Please what is all these fictitious stories here supposed to mean? Are we having s POST UTME Screening Test for NYWC ni?

(*^Hisssesss in Aramaic***

dailynews, remember i told you, we have got some addicted passer-by here.

Peaceworld: 1000? dont think we've discussed that bro...let's get to the meeting first? and then we will discuss all this?

that is what it is dear. All recomedations should be forward at the zonal meeting

Dubemkelly: Its been like ages though I haven't come back fully coz have got a tight mandate 2 fulfil,howeva,I luv those fictious short stories,dey kept me company even though I was lost as regrds d state of affairs of the club probably I was in a haste while reading nd I got d gist misinterpreted nd my confusion begins with who's 2 be pay in? Intending or already registered members? 5huns or 1k? Wshing u all a fab weeknd...BRB//#Walks away#

intending members who need the club form are to pay 500 to uniquesty bank account. All members are to pay a fee of 1000 or raise a fund during the zonal meeting, which wil b collectively sent to her account again.

Dearest in spirit, give me a low sit...give me a few minutes of your precious time. I want to tell you what i feel like...my plight. Yes, it is time for another change. A positive change and you know it must be for better. It is time for another twist...a positive change, it must be. Looking back into era of our silent co-existence, he has bethrayed me...used us for a fool. Here comes another era, and he needs our blessing, support and trust ones more. Yes, we put him there and let him led us. Now, it is ovious he neither think nor bother of how we, 'the soul fee', am beating my chest here, he has been treating us just by matter of accidental occurence to his mind. Like a man waking up from a bad dream, he jacks up and remember we the soul, the masses exist. At severe interval he seize to recognize and admit that we existed. It is time for a change. Drastic! Back in those days, we sat in this same position...round this same table discusing way forward. But when he got throwned unto the throne, he seize to remember those conference that gave a lifefull body for his covering. Just like the last supper conference, he sat readily for a crown...imagin! A crown from us. We made him sit at the kings sit. At the central ready to make and implement manifestoes. The power said, was in our hands. The beign intelligent of his smile, happilly stole away our power. We! Yes, listen, we here, gave it to him. The power to lead us, unite, to co-ordinate and pronounce our future and visions for us. But now, his crown makers are skulled, his followers and supporters have been skeletized and made laid six-fit below the sea level. Oh! His own soul as been wary and out of cloth. The mind can die many times but the soul remains. We have been here era to era, but he, the mind, has been buried seventy-seven times seven times. The wealth Mind is busy gathering will never and will not follow him to hell. I Soul have been forsaked, rejected and neglected. In hell that same body covering, we gave him, that his busy greesing and naturising shall bring him pains from burns. Look, we are king makers. The soul never dies. We continue to sit round this table to anoint you.....soldomly, i am telling him that in few hundred years, the Soul shall be free from this satanic governing. Either by a stop to existence or by enthronement by the corner stone. Let me put it clear to you. The soul will in a matter of time work seperately from the mind and body. And when this time invades like a thief into this circuit, Mind will lead himself and the soul shall lead the leadway. We the soul of this reign as been killed. Stabbed at our navel in our own bunch, for just the pleasure the body that we gave him as covering demands. Look at your right. Conscience crys 'is it right to do this...that?'....Taught now is over there beating and speaking loud in full energy, 'think, tink, think'....silence and you will hear Mrs Volition supporting our quest, she is the only person that can say if Mind has the will or power to do put an end to....blablabla... This nairaland o.

When my IN ONE MAN's MIND comes out! I wil beat u all hands down. I tear respect to diz lady, she is inspiring and competive. But never try's to rob equals wit me. Respect miss. kraaativity Portal.

Uniquexty: I find dis realy embarrasin bt necessary 2 share dis experience of my 1st date dat ended even b4 it started. To be candid, i wonder what i was thinking when i agreed to his crazy scheme. Wel, watchin those succulent lips as they said d words 'Darling,i would like us to spend the next weekend at a friends place. What do you think?', i knew automatically that 'NO' was not an option. Is this not the Daddy's girl; i know you wil ask and to that i say, you've not met my lying tongue (or to be more spiritual, convincing tongue).
'Daddy, there's this seminar that i'l have to present in school next week and i need to borrow some materials from Sandra to enable them catch up.' i heard myself telling my father.
'Go ahead. But make sure you are home before 7:00pm' Jeez, my heart skipped a beat.
'Daddy,the seminar involves all my coursemates. Sandra would also make use of the materials.'
'Then what are you saying?' he was getting worried
'i'l sleep over. It wil be a joint reading.' popcy paused from his reading. His eyes escaped from his glasses and peered at me. Instantly the hip-hop players in my heart came alive.
'Do you stil have your keys?'
'ofcourse dad'
'dats k. Go ahead and prepare for your seminar. You know that i want the best for you. But you may not meet me at home when you come back. I'l be leaving for a meeting in port harcourt.' I gave him the your-not serious look. He smiled at me and said 'Be careul'. For the first time in months i said 'i love you dad'. Smiles took over my face. At that moment, Delilah would be very proud of my skills.
It was 8:00pm. I heard Frank driving into the compound. Yes, i've heard about girls being late for dates, But before he could come round to the door, i was standing there, smiling sheepishly and good to go. He looked me over and said 'you look handsomly beautiful'. Did i mention earlier that i was carrying a new hairdo? I just stood there, smiling and speechles.
We drove silently. I was too excited to notice the silence. When we got to the house, he pulled over and i jumped out of the car and headed upstairs. I opened the door to the bedroom, Holy Mary full of Grace! George his friend was standing there, obviously, he just came out from the bathroom. What i saw is better imagined. I guess he just did not expect us at that time, not to tink of seeing me first. With a speed that the lightening wouldn't dare contend with, i dashed out of the room, stumbling on Frank. I ran straight to the fridge and calmed my nerves with a glass of water.
Few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I picked it and heard frank's voice. 'you can come in now. The coast is clear' 'Is that what you call what i saw?' i was furious and the truth of the matter is that i'm coastphobia. It became clear to me then dat the coast was just begining to gather.
About an hour later, George did not show any signs of leaving. Rather we all settled for a talk on politics. My father's advice on being careful was highly recommended now. This was my nightmare. I thank God for 2go and facebook. If you know what happens in a normal date, you would have noticed that none of that was going to be my portion.
I woke up d next morning and found Frank starring at me. I noticed he had a silly smile on his lips. This could just be it.
'where is George?' i had to make sure the coast was clear.
'he went to the Gym' his voice was mischevious.
'you knw wot happens when lovers are left on their own' he was telling me.
'hmmmmmm' my eyes became dreamy. He came closer. When the world was just about to revolve, my cell phone rang. It was my neighbour. The operation-water-the-city had stormed our area and worked on our water reserviour. Holy crap! We've not had water for two whole weeks and i knw i had left my bathroom tap on, incase the water started running. If what my neighbour told me was true, then my house was flooding.
We drove back the same way we came, the only difference was the intensity of the silence. Just as expected, the tap was on and the water was travelling down the stairs.
What was that? I peeped through the window and found dad driving in. Few minutes later,
'CHRISTIE....' He screamed. I looked down from the balcony and found dad on the floor. He slipped, d water had got to him. 'GOSH' i called back. You know what, i was grounded for one year.

kraaaa city!! What else wil i cal u. So u went ahead to write about ur dad's girl imagination. God. U a krativity city park. Wait 4 my IN ONE MAN'S MIND.

South east zonal meeting holds on the 21st day of july. Uniquesty has felcilited me to b able to send u all an sms with dates and venue. Thank you uniquesty. S.E WRITERS WIL 4 EVER B INDEBTED TO U.

[quote author=val_dubem]yeah. We will host you to d core. We re yet to decide on a date, but it will be pretty soon. Sooner than expected.[/quote]no! The date is fixed already. U cordinators ar jux to work towards that date which is 28th of july. All the zonal meeting are holding same day on 28th of july. Jux make plans for a venue and note date.

Diamondwriter: if its okay with our boss<dailynews>i tink we shud meet in a more private forum strictly 4 d s-s members.we are behind schedule so we nid to come up with something quick..i wud also request d numbers of all the s-s members that submittd their forms n if my earlier request for a forum is approved,i wud text evryone of em.I tink it might also help if we begin scouting for young south south writers before our meeting........

remind me on 2go...let me give u al what u request and profer a solution to s.s writers. We must cary everybody along.

Peaceworld: Have done it...follow the instructions below carefully in order to download the draft constitution I've been working on...even NL Moderators will never stop us!
1. Click on my NL Username above (Peaceworld) and copy the link I mapped out in the Personal Text section.
2. Paste on your browser's address bar and click go! Voila! Happy reading...feedback on this draft is welcome...it's PDF so that the original can be preserved, that's all, but please remember it's just a draft...let us contribute in order to fashion out something great from this rough work...feedback feedback...

thank you very much, dear.

It going to be 5n! South-south members. If u love this club, go to any transit center close to you and check out the cost of leaving ur point to the vibrant zones. I gues u wil definatly find a convinence path to partake.

buzreal: In my own little way, i try to encourage my peeps. pls keep the ball rolling. great dreams are always tough at the beginning, it is like a mother in labour. but after delivery, the pain is forgotten. let bad minds run their mouth, enemy is a must if we must blow.
this anthem poem is just trying to tell us that '' yes we can'' no matter the situation of our country or continent.

THE NAIJA'S YOUNG WRITERS' CLUB
YES WE CAN

Together we shall climb
the stairs of greatness
and ply the rough route to success.
Together we shall restor the dignity
Of the young african writer.
Together we shall sail through,
where it seems the tides are rose.
With N.YW.C as our boat
and unity as our oars.
Yes we can,
We can go a lot further together,
than one could go.

Together we shall make a road,
where there seems to be no path.
Together we shall make a house,
where there seems to be no room.
Together we shall make a stay,
where there seems to be no chance.
Yes we can,
we can go a lot further together,
than one could go.

Together we shall resurrect the greatness,
buried in the tomb of mediocrity.
Together we shall tread the greatness' path
and leave behind; a generational impact.
Together we shall soar higher,
where it seems the storm is raged.
Yes we can,
We can go alot further together,
than one could go.

Together we shall outshine,
where there seems to be no light.
Together we shall open gates,
where there seems to be no door.
Together we shall fly high like eagles,
where there seems to be chicken' ego.
Together we shall multiply,
where there seems to be no addition.
Yes we can,
we can go a lot further together,
than one could go.

With love in our mist.
With unity as our bound.
With greatness as our aim.
With inspiration in our head.
With message in our mind.
With burden in our heart.
With faith on our talent.
With focus in our sense,
We can achieve our goals.
Yes we can,
we can go a lot further together,
than one could go.

With our message to the world,
We shall tell the ethnocentric
that this is not "a time to kill."
With our books in time;
we shall tell that this is not,
"a tale of three tribes."
With the pages of our writing,
We shall gather the "the things fallen apart"
and leave footprints "on the sand of time."
Yes we can,
We can go a lot further together,
than one could go,

(behold the coming light
that lightens the africa's night)
The naija's young writers' club.
yes we can.

mehn u dan poetic and perfect. Writers wat do u tink

Peaceworld: dunno, really...

i pray it should o. U can't b left out. Many tins is going to hapend o. Lasgidi can't even dear us this time.

Somebody tel me what going to xup in abuja. Remember am going to be ur official guest...ebi una no go host me.
Well u guys going to envy the south east zonal meeting when u see our video on nairaland and facebook. We are too capable.

Notice to all south east members. Am not sugesting but passing a notice.

The south east wing of nigeria association of young writers club wil be having their zonal meeting on 21st of july at nnsukka enugu state.

Note) al objections should be forwarded to naija.writersclub@gmail.com, on or before 7th of july.

Peaceworld: OK pple, membership fee or not, how do we organise these zonal meets? Seems d N500 fee for new members may not b a good idea afterall cuz it might stop some peeps from joining...quest is, where do we get money for the zonal meets' organisation? Remmembr d coordinators will need to hire somewhere n get sits n tables n whtvr...where do they get d money? Do we all pay d 500 nira just to initiate this? We can talk of dues during the meetings, but WE NEED MONEY NOW...has anyone seen Emyo lately? DailyNews, how u see ma suggestion? Will soon post links to a DRAFT CONSTITUTION I've been working on rt here for you all to see n comment...and please it pains me that very few of us regularly comment here...NAYWP is for everyone...please like on our Facebook page so that your friends on facebook can see this powerful body n join as well...EVERYBODY IS AN AMBASSADOR FOR NAYWP JUST AS WE'RE ALL AMBASSADORS FOR OUR DIFFERENT RELIGIONS...thank you...

tanks for the kind gesture of recognisance.
Every zonal coordinator is to provide a venue and any other tin neccasry, if u are'nt bouyant enough i advice, u provide ur guest writers wit a either of a primary school or public secondary school, also an open field wil do.

ikrumalemonday: Am very sorry for my inactivity in the day to day running of this great club after showing interest to be a member, is as a result of my exam. I just login only to find out that south south has the lowest members, i felt bad and weak to understand that there is a very low show up from this great region of south-south (Niger Delta). Now am done with my exam, and i want to be fully active. please i want the contact of the south south coordinator or better still reach me pls. Best regard to all faithfuls working on day to day success of this great club. (Ikrumale.monday2020@gmail.com, 08038236333)

u very much welcumed back. Here are d numbers of south-south zone, contact them please, is just that they all have not agreed on a vanue if not...am okay wit a vibrante zone of three. Justice 07031399907, 08083077125,
arodome 07035488614
monday 08038236333
jude 08163091856
raymond 08189104571 fred 07065061342 triumphat
07060859734. Try contanct them pls.

hello! I love the contributions. This is to be filed in during each zonal meeting. Each zone is to submit bulks of sugestion on finance mobilazation. You can forward your ideas to naija.writersclub@gmail.com. A good website, CAC, E.T.C. Are all in our agenda. But we want to take things step by step. For now its zonal meetings. Uniquesty should forward her bank account details to our email.
Peaceworld am happy to inform you that in our struggle to make this a reality, u wil now work with us in perfecting our dreams. Congratulations!
Let go out in full search of writers. Use ur fb, 2go, and other like twitter blog to advartize for membership. The mode of entrant is now different, when any writer indicate interest, quote his/her post, then ask the person to pay into our adhoc account to get our form. Peaceworld, i wil tel u what to do next. Again let not stop making here literal fun, as it seems u al prefer nairaland to facebook. Let be creative here. literally

Important:- am sorry to anounce this..
1. Not all who have made it to this length will cross the later end.
2. At this point we have came, on my own capacity, i tell we have got alot of work to do... Trust, seriousnes, passion, readines, curiosity, vibrant, and faithfulnes.
3. At this point i want to say it, that no matter our ego for more writers, we will not torrelate anybody, who is not in good state of mind with the above qualities, stress lys on trust and faithfulnes.
3. At this point, we need joints efforts from every member, we need that fear of God, and faithfullnes from the acting zonal leaders.
4. As a realist, i' ve came to terms that some zones can't hold, and i have made up an online zone to accomodate that.
5. Lagos and abuja must surely hold, and i tel you, i myself wil never be part of failure and lakadaizity, despite my passion to take everybody along, i say it again, not all wil make it.
6. Remember this is an association and it needs join efforts as an association.
7. All the late indicators we have been sending forms to...in every five, 1 returns the form filled.
9. I think they should be a price tag for all these late interest indicators.
10. I need opinions on revenue generations as an association and not one man bussines. Mind you that wil imbib serosnex and wil show the level of comitment.

It is beter we meet our doom now, than later when efforts have been wasted unremittedly.

Dubemkelly: [CHUCKL€$] I'm all smiles nd excited 2 feel anoda phase of my life...xtaday was a history, 2day a reality nd 2mao my future. Time really flies...Tis my pleasure 2 announce dis gr8 day of mine, jez added a +(x) year 2 my years, d day wud be more fun with u guys... Celebr8tn all da way,*** Luv y'all***

hurray, no wonder the stars came in doubles xternite. You favour this, year wil be double, u wil for ever remember this little prayer of my...double, double will trademark you as u mark days ahead.

Important: the zonal meetings has been back dated. 28th instead of 30th. Take note.

The world best writing school is another writer good work.

Today i wil be sharing with you all 'how to write A THRILLER.

A thriller is about a crime/disaster that is about to happpen.....unless the hero can stop it....the reader often knows who the villain is from the very begining....even watches over the villains shoulder as evil is committed.

Turn up the heat! Add time pressure (ticking clock), to make things even more tensed. Keep raising the stakes, pile on the trouble until your poor hero looks like a goner.

One way of building excitement is to keep shifting the advantage from one side to another. First, it looks like the hero's a goner, but there is a ray hope. But the ray hope turns out to be an illusion. The enemy grows. But the hero gets an ally.... Use cliffhangers-suspence, ticking clock-like a criminal who wil be execulted in 2 days if not proven innocent, and the fate of the hero lays in the criminal been alive..... Don't tel stories, or tell who and what is happening rather show who is...what is...How...when...teste....feelings...look like and sound like.

Like this post if it make any sense.
I wil update you soon again.

The world best writing school is another writer good work.

Today i wil be sharing with you all 'how to write A THRILLER.

A thriller is about a crime/disaster that is about to happpen.....unless the hero can stop it....the reader often knows who the villain is from the very begining....even watches over the villains shoulder as evil is committed.

Turn up the heat! Add time pressure (ticking clock), to make things even more tensed. Keep raising the stakes, pile on the trouble until your poor hero looks like a goner.

One way of building excitement is to keep shifting the advantage from one side to another. First, it looks like the hero's a goner, but there is a ray hope. But the ray hope turns out to be an illusion. The enemy grows. But the hero gets an ally.... Use cliffhangers-suspence, ticking clock-like a criminal who wil be execulted in 2 days if not proven innocent, and the fate of the hero lays in the criminal been alive..... Don't tel stories, or tell who and what is happening rather show who is...what is...How...when...teste....feelings...look like and sound like.

Like this post if it make any sense.
I wil update you soon again.

Swit up: am still waitin ooo. Abi is there no kind-hearted fello in here?

send an email to naija.writersclub@gmail.com, with a request for membership form. And it wil be sent to u.

The world best writing school is another writer good work.

Today i wil be sharing with you all 'how to write A THRILLER.

A thriller is about a crime/disaster that is about to happpen.....unless the hero can stop it....the reader often knows who the villain is from the very begining....even watches over the villains shoulder as evil is committed.

Turn up the heat! Add time pressure (ticking clock), to make things even more tensed. Keep raising the stakes, pile on the trouble until your poor hero looks like a goner.

One way of building excitement is to keep shifting the advantage from one side to another. First, it looks like the hero's a goner, but there is a ray hope. But the ray hope turns out to be an illusion. The enemy grows. But the hero gets an ally.... Use cliffhangers-suspence, ticking clock-like a criminal who wil be execulted in 2 days if not proven innocent, and the fate of the hero lays in the criminal been alive..... Don't tel stories, or tell who and what is happening rather show who is...what is...How...when...teste....feelings...look like and sound like.

Like this post if it make any sense.