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Episode 8 Cont... Could carry me, after 6 minutes of providing palatable distance between me and the mental nigga, i went into hiding inside a dustbin, as i believed he couldn't sight my presence from where he stood, nigga was looking around like searching for someone who collected his bread, my gut: ogbeni (mr man), i no sure say here dey safe 4 u o i didn't even think it twice before i sprug into action, fled off the broad gutter, ran upward the madman's direction just as if he found his lost-love companion, nigga just tear race 4lo me nio, my head: u shouldn't have run from where u hid ur self nah, mumu me: (angrily shout ontop of my voice) koni dafun e shut the Bleep up, people: (staring at me like i'm mad) [no be dem fault na, abi na dem fault? dem c person wey dey run wey nothing dey pursue con begin dey curse dey run...] i even heard one fine babe said: (in pitiful voice) haa, and nah fresh were o, i cursed her from the deepest part of my heart(baba iyalaya baba e were |
Episode 8 Cont... My Head: (in Burnaboy's Voice) Wetin Man Go Do... I couldn't think straight any further, and since i was infront i just crossed oppositing the madman, if u take cctv camera's stream the live events, e go be lyk say those people dey pursue me lyk thief,d only diffenrence wey go just dey there be say them no carry stick,baton,cutlass,stone or any weapon, everyone is running for the safety of his life, mad o, as i just cross reach d madman side, mah nigga just rose to his feet as if expecting my arrival, this mental nigga stood up with a kind of raised hands gesture expecting a deep hug, my head: u still dey? i no even wait to give am answer to d question b4 i tear race commor 4 d nigga side, i would have run back towards the side i crossed from due to the hold-up (complicated static traffick jam) as d road go provide me free movement since all the vehicles are not moving, bur dem no born me well e go just be lyk jumping from petrol go inside fire, i ran as fast as my leg |
Episode 8 Cont.. That was how i left without even looking back the next thing on my mind is going to a nearby church and pray for forgiveness of sin coz i believed it's only sin that can bring this kind of monday-spoiling factors, about to cross to the other side of the road, i could sight a madman quietly sitting down on a condemed vehicle tyre, my guts: don't cross here move upward, don't cross oppositing that madman, might be dangerous! [i shrugged off the tought] *u no say head wey go chop knock,no geh how e go tey do am, e go still chop d knock nooni* as if devil is working on my credentials, the next thing i heard was numberless counts of legs running towards my direction, my brain: [in perruzi's voice: bri ghen ghen davido: shepey] at the sight of those people running towards my direction seems like they just want to run across the busy road, that's when i sensed they were the people that was enjoying the clash between the police and the papa's,they refused to leave even after the police intervention |
Episode 8 under purnishment,d tin dey sweet am,him dey geh joy 4 dah kain tin well well, (siren from afar blaring) *even if police arrive the venue, they will still have to beg papa and his boys before they can do anything to the two-fighters.* as people began hearing the blaring sirene,they began to disperse one after the other,i was perplexed seeing people leaving in hurry, that's when a dude whisper to me, voice: bro move o, some police wey no no papa & him boys fit cause casala for hear o, *i recognised the voice almost immediately, it was the guy that told me earlier about papa and his boys* as a sharp guy wey i be, i no even risk am, i just follow the troopers... zoooooom! off i went. the next thing i could hear from afar is just breaking of bottle sounds and iron scratching the floor and occassional gun shot which i hope its bullet went up the sky, i guess papa and him boys no wan make the ojor (police) carry d 2 fighter's go, them con resolve am to violence, wetin concern me, oga where my leg, fiaan.. |
Yeah, You're Welcome And Thanks For Viewing, I Don't Eat Okra Nor Am I An Artist, But I Know How To Draw Your Attention When I Needed it. Thanks For Making Me The Centre Of Attraction Here And I Apologise For The Click Bait. Biko Guys, I Need Work O, I Mean Real Good Paying Legit Work That Can Earn Me Cool Cash, Also I'm Currently An Electrical & Electronic Engineer (still Hand To Mouth Shits), I'm A Songwriter Too, I Write All Genres Of Music, And I Do Some Couple Of Low-quality-Sound Phone-Recorded Freestyle Lyrics Video Songs On My Instagram Page @Vybezwurld Please, Here's What I Need From You Guys, Help Me Go View Those Videos And Tag Lots Of Celebrities You Think Can Help My Career&Tell Me What I Needed To Work On, I Wanna Be A Legend At The Age Of 30 ( Though, I'm Currently 20y/o), Please Y'all Should Build Me, This Future We're All Hearing Will Either Start From Me Or You, So Guys Please Promote Me, I Know I'm Broke But With You Guys, I Can Be More Than The G.O.A.T's, I BELIEVE! |
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DarkGamer:No P bro, We Still Dey Follow |
Evaonyi Pls Lets Be In Order |
Ghen Ghen... Dis 1 Nah Gobe O, Mutant Don Run Away? |
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DarkGamer:You're good man! |
mehn guy, u've really got an amazing body of literary work up there, talking about the mechanical accuracy,organization,choice of wording, and even the theme... ur work is one of the best i've ever come across and i must tell u,u're really doing an awesome work. i mean the composition is very easy to imagine, i just play and pause the imaginary scene of the play in my head, dude pls update frequently to keep us (we) following the story glued. thank you buddy, more ink to ur pen and more strenght to your finger. its ena5four |
I'm Very Sure This Is Not The 2020 We All Subscribed To, Coz Ehn My People All This Things Don Tire Me, Which Kain Wahala Year Be This Na? Only This Year Alone: -Australia Burning -Chingua Muslims (in China) -Covid-19 (all Over The World) -George Floyds Death -Covid-19 Audio Giveaways -Anonymous Leaking Truth's -Justice For Uwa,Tina,Baraka Etc -Slimcase Dragging (on Twitter ) -Gods Dragging (on Twitter) -Peruzzi Sex Allegation - Reboot Of Fatoyinbo&Busola -Davido&Wizkid Unfollows Eachother -Dremo Stealing People Songs -The Rape Month (june) -Lockdown -Quarantine -Majek Fashek(the Rain Maker Dies) -and So Many More Na Wa O! So Na Lyk This We Go Take Manage End This 2020, E Be Lyk Say Me I Go Shift Enter 2021 O. |
Episode 7 And i no even recognise the agbero seff well well,nah because of d clothe wey him wear,na him i tey recognise am,i mean d n.u.r.t.w uniform, the white parts of the uniform has automatically turned brownish-wine, u c say d colour combination seff bad, as d luk of tinz take be ehn, e be lyk say dem don fight tire, all d gathered jobless nigerian lazy youths wey been dey watch d live match just dey hail papa and him boys,na so one kain yeye chief wey been dey inside him rangerover sport 2020 model just branch the fighting scene tell him body guards to go buy 10 create of different beers and pepper soup with assorted meats of different kinds come, say if them come make them carry am give papa and him boys, though i no dey surprise as some people wey been knw d man don begin dey yarn say na so d man dey do, say no be him fault, say e get one time wey one fight ensued at meiran some haters and hooligans destroyed so many of his properties, so whenever e c people dey fight and dem dey |
Episode 7 lemme kuku go back and watch the godforsaken live wrestlemania that is responsible for my badluckmy subconcious mind just shut the Bleep out of me: "OGBENI WILL U KEEP KWAYET ABI U WAN MAKE THUNDER RAPE U, WHICH LIVE MATCH RUIN U, NA U TAKE UR HAND DESTROY UR LIFE NAH, OLOSHI" *well that's ur own wahala* i cursed underneath my breath, so i headed back to the stadium...lol mehn dis tin sweet o, bur wait o,how can people be so jobless on monday morning like this? abi no be lagos wey i take grow up ni, wey be say that time ehn, everywhere go stew, even if ur village people paralize u, to dey do work seff go dey hungry because if u c people wey been dey work ehn, the workhaolic spirit go just enter ur body, as i returned back to the fighting spot, there were now massive and numberless counts of onlookers,crowds,audience even lemme include spectators at the junction. ogbeni nah play play d tin b 4my eye o, i no even recognise my b.c again, nah only agbero i fit recognise small |
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Episode 7 Wait O,where can i get somebody to delete today out of the world's calendar,i mean let's all pretend as if it never exists. atimes it's not village people or family curse that is following somebody,it's just that sometimes,we're the cause of our misfortune,we're the architect of whatever our life becomes. i've been expecting this work 3 month earlier after my resignation from my former work place, i became my own motivator, to make things worse,i had to think of a punishment to give myself for loosing this great opportunity, oh good, i remember, nature has alreay given me one. i had to trek home,plus the fact that i already had the intension of using cunning brain strategy to destabilize the mental part responsible for money-seeking from lagos bus conductors, but now i had to think of a way to teach myself unregretable lesson that i'd never forget, this one i'm about to suffer is from mother "EARTH" it was her son "NATURE" that gave me tho. i can't loose two things at the same |
Episode 7 Gbam! Nah like say motor jam person, the text reads: "hey mr.man don't u ever in ur motherfu**king life call my line again, idiot, well my boss just awarded the job to another person" pls biko nah where i fit kill myself? nah where i fit jump inside water? abeg i need piercing object, i must commit suicide today, abi my run go jam motor ni? oh sorry i mean my run go for express? all hopes are now gone, my phone beep again, i still fix my gaze on the device screen even after reading the text, i had to be sure i'm not dreaming of which i already know that i'm not, just satisfying my curiousity with stupidity tho! lmfaooo, i clicked on the already popped-up message app icon, and the text reads: "u're 1 hour late, i told my boss u'll be here sooner than expected, i already pleaded with him telling him u're stucked in traffic, i didn't know u just wanna waste my efforts, energy,time and money" the message is from the former sender,my fingers were visibly shaking, i can't even reply |
Episode 7 Even if i reach oshodi now,nah which money i go tey enter bus wey go bundle me go back home, Ogbeni I Don Enter am today,but GOD why me nah? why me? why me of all people? abi nah which kain strenuos monday be dis? which kain badluck for monday morning be dis? my phone vibrated in my pocket bringing me back to my conscious environment, oh its in meeting mode, i must have mistakenly pressed the volume-down button during the early no-ticket cinema that i had watched, well what's it with the phone, i brought it out and checked the screen, ghenghen mr.shola, he texted me, he already called for 15 times, jesu! wait shey dis one nah village people ni abi city people, abi na which kain war be this, person wey been wan help me get the job wey i been wan go do interview don already call me 15 times and i no gree pick due to say i no know say the phone dey ring, mtcheew! nah how i go take no seff when be say nah thing wey no concern me i go shook neck go look, las las i open the message |
DarkGamer:We're On! |
Episode 7 by now the time is 8:10 am, i've wasted more than enough time pokenosing into what does not concern me i had to leave as i turned to move out of the crowd to get myself another commercial vehicle. what i heard was bc:papa abeg make that guy no go o*pointing at me* papa:*landed him a hot resounding slap* u don turn me 2 ur guard abi? orie ti daru... me as a sharp guy now,i quickly find my way out of my fellow gathered amebo's. who knows what might happen next,and fortunately for me, that's when i remembered my plights boom! i had no money for transport, mehn trekking tin don start o,i'm still going to oshodi, shey i'll now be trekking to oshodi from meiran ni, it's going to take me approximately 23hrs,na brain i must use for this kain tin,abi nah how i go come take loose this kain opportunity wey i been dey wait for since all these days,i had to board another vehicle and keep bursting them with more to more brain ni o,to go back home nah war,to go oshodi seff na another war,wait o,even if i reach |
Group or Movement Of World Wide Hackers generally known as "ANONYMOUS" were known as hacktivists,activists,freedom fighters and bad-eggs exposers has resurfaced after 3 years of being inactive, they've been back couple of hours ago and has reportedly taken down minneapolis web server, hacked into their radio and playing a song "Bleep police", exposed how donald trump (president of u.s.a) killed his friend and also involved in some illegal and illicits deals of which include child trafficking along side other crimes which they provided proofs like (receipts,bank statements,document files and etc). Anonymous has also join the protest of the murdered GEORGE FLOYD, Anonymous can't be defined as a group since they have no leader but they can be regarded as movement since they're thousands of people working together for good cause of the whole world wide, Their motto is we are watching,we never forgive or forget we are coming. they've amazingly done great job within 3 hours of their arrival. comments for more. |
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Waiting For The View To Get To 2k, Then We Continue...or Still To 2.5k |
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If yes, please tell me how you overcome yours. ion know how to fall in Love, I usually thought it's normal to feel shy, But ever since i overcomed my shyness, it now seemed like it forever to fall inlove. I only fell inlove once in my entire life, and its when i was in my primary school (NEW STATE PRIMARY SCHOOL OSHODI) and that should be around 2009,2010 and 2011. i fell inlove with this "Ebira" girl, she's a twin, her name (KEHINDE WAHAB), i didn't show her how much i do, but i made sure i always visit her residence pretending to be visiting my pals (PAUL,CHIKA OSAI, and GRACE MELFAH) residing around there too. they call their residence "ABULE IBERA"I moved 2 alagbado in 2011, i was in pry5, 11 y/o too. so i loose contact with everyone of them. ever since that period, i never felt same way 4 any other Girl's that comes my way, i even hate flings and flirting, how do you overcome this kind of feeling? A brother is about to die inlove with someone he's never possible of meeting. |
samincredible44:Wait, Did U Tie @ And Whip Her B4 Giving Her The Do? |
On to the next 1 bro! |

lemme kuku go back and watch the godforsaken live wrestlemania that is responsible for my badluck
