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FamilyRe: Things You Did In The Kitchen As A Kid by Enahi(f): 8:40am On Jul 13, 2014
onuwaje: There was a day momcy was cooking dinner(pepper soup) and men were very hungry... I mean very hungry.. So I went to the kitchen as momsy was dishing out popcy share I decided to act chin fu... I wanted to grab a piece of yam from the pot without her seeing me.. And as I tried.. The whole pot fell on the floor(capsized)..... Omo... Y'all know what happened na cheesy

Also I wanted to form black ninja one night.. The frying of meat I just couldn't resist the aroma.. I entered the kitchen that night and took a piece of meat.. As I was putting it in my mouth momsy catch me.... Omo I swallow big meat like that o... No evidence even tho say my mouth dey shine grin
Now this is funny.
FamilyRe: Things You Did In The Kitchen As A Kid by Enahi(f): 8:33am On Jul 13, 2014
Oh my God lol I remembered how I and my elder sis mixed Omo into a glass cup and gave it to the housemaid,immediately the girl came into the kitchen we gave it to her and told her it was ice cream the mumu girl took it and drank little out of it and spat it out. We couldn't help but laugh at her stupidity. There was a day my elder sis went to the kitchen and took the bottle of ketchup poured it on her body and acted dead,my mum had to come back to the house to find out what happened she was so worried eh. There was a day I attempted to fry plantain,the frying pan caught fire and all I could scream was Oh my goodness,Oh my goodness. My mum heard me screaming Oh my goodness she came into the kitchen and turned off the Gas and she was like you want to burn yourself and the whole house and you stood there saying Oh my goodness. There was a day I woke up very early in the morning,left my room went downstairs to the kitchen and went straight for Sugar cane. I attempted to cut the sugar cane with a big knife,the type that butchers use in cutting meat. I ended up cutting a little part of my skin,I couldn't scream or shout because I knew my mum might beat me for what I did,so I kept quiet but blood was gushing out from my hand and my elder sis noticed so she had to call my mum and my mum now applied Iodine on it. It was so painful eh.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 3:34pm On Jul 12, 2014
nikkypearl: Who ask or care if u drink red wine/zobo?was dat neccessary?
U just kip ranting up and down spewing rubbish?grow up and admit u are jus classless as stated!
Amebo was my comment meant for you? I d I o t busybody. You wanted my attention and you got it now move.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 12:01pm On Jul 12, 2014
baggy4luv: abeg park well ibo chicks na I'm no cheap abii..if I hia...randy nneka
No please don't get me wrong I didn't say all Yoruba ladies are cheap,I have two cousins that are Yorubas and they are still virgins.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 11:58am On Jul 12, 2014
mumu9gerian: ehn ehn,mayb i should start now mayb u go gree after 1 yr or it is too short
lol you are so funny,no tnx. Scared can't even think of dating a Nairalander,its hard to know who is who here. Never dated one and don't think I will.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 11:06am On Jul 12, 2014
mumu9gerian: badt girl,na your type dey gives guys headache abi
Yeah for sure,its always worth it.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 11:04am On Jul 12, 2014
Fargbaba: U are just classless!
Who cares,your opinion doesn't move me one bit. Nitwit
RomanceRe: See What This Nigerian Girl Posted On Instagram (shocking)! by Enahi(f): 3:47am On Jul 12, 2014
Aliozorblog: My babe will recieve the beating of her life tonite
lol you are wicked
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f):
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RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 3:03am On Jul 12, 2014
Mcleo007: I dont know your level of education, but i'll paint you as your post appear. Its utterly silly to use a case sampling to generalize on a whole. There are over 8million Yoruba women in Nigeria, and it didn't occur to you that using such conjectures as 'they' and 'a' is overtly nonsensical when considering the subject of discuss going by your analogy of a few case studies. Simple math teaches that the figure one is different in both look and concept to the figure eleven, yet both have visual similarities. Identifying both figures apart doesn't require basic intelligence, its just plain simple.

You had a Yoruba roomie who happened to be a cheap lay and would fu*k just anyone for whatever reason, then all Yoruba ladies are cheap; even the married/engaged one? How "tribalistic" can you get? And you are a woman at that! SMH4U... and from your last sentence bolded above, i'll say; if you are the lady in the cheap red top and third grade jeans pant on your profile, then you are lower than cheap. Even the most low confident dude out there need not package a thing to get you blowing his shaft the next minute. 'Classless' should be your middle name!
All this hungry guys on Nairaland sef ,I can feed you, you know. And oh those aren't called Jeans and yes you can't afford it,not even the top. Classless my a**,what do you know about class,dickhead? You all come to Nairaland acting like you are worth it,meanwhile poverty is your name.The people who liked your comments are as dumb as your entire family.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 2:54am On Jul 12, 2014
Chanchit: That guy sef dey crase, why he leave you go meet person weh don engage..? Abi you ugly..?
Lol funny enough guys know cheap girls when they see them. I don't fall easily,no matter what the guy is worth and I play hard to get. I derive so much joy from playing hard to get,I feel extra special from doing that.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 2:48am On Jul 12, 2014
Mcleo007: I dont know your level of education, but i'll paint you as your post appear. Its utterly silly to use a case sampling to generalize on a whole. There are over 8million Yoruba women in Nigeria, and it didn't occur to you that using such conjectures as 'they' and 'a' is overtly nonsensical when considering the subject of discuss going by your analogy of a few case studies. Simple math teaches that the figure one is different in both look and concept to the figure eleven, yet both have visual similarities. Identifying both figures apart doesn't require basic intelligence, its just plain simple.

You had a Yoruba roomie who happened to be a cheap lay and would fu*k just anyone for whatever reason, then all Yoruba ladies are cheap; even the married/engaged one? How "tribalistic" can you get? And you are a woman at that! SMH4U... and from your last sentence bolded above, i'll say; if you are the lady in the cheap red top and third grade jeans pant on your profile, then you are lower than cheap. Even the most low confident dude out there need not package a thing to get you blowing his shaft the next minute. 'Classless' should be your middle name!
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 12:53pm On Jul 11, 2014
pickabeau1: You dont know about igbo girls yet you make a categorical statement
You only know of one engaged lady (or a few) yet you make a categorical statement about Yoruba ladies

Mighty logical of you wink Hey don't take it personal,besides I wasn't referring to all Yoruba ladies. Let me also make it clear,I don't know much about Igbo ladies. I can write a lot about Yoruba people because I grew up,Schooled and have few of them as Friends. I also have relatives that are Yorubas,so I know them well.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 12:16pm On Jul 11, 2014
banega: Mother!!
tnx
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 11:12am On Jul 11, 2014
domwas2: Common Igbo girls are d cheapest once u lied to dem u ve wat u never had.
Oh well I don't know much about Igbo girls,I can only talk about Yoruba girls since I know them very well.
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 11:09am On Jul 11, 2014
banega: Oh, okay!! Ah was pulling ya legs!! You had to resort to insults! Its all good though.. Thankss •
Sorry but u insulted me first,what's the meaning of Nne?
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 10:21am On Jul 11, 2014
banega: Nne, sharrap there!!! grin
What's the meaning of Nne? back to you too. Mumu
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by Enahi(f): 8:38am On Jul 11, 2014
Yoruba girls are not difficult to woo o,am not hating but they are cheap. It depends on how u package yourself,a yoruba girl can sleep with you for money or anything she can get from you. My previous place of work had staff quarters,my colleague in my room was a Yoruba lady. She was engaged,but she was at the same time sleeping with a male colleague which everyone knew about. She would go sleep in d guys room,eat his food and collect money from him. I believe you just need to package yourself,they are cheap.
PoliticsRe: BOMBSHELL: Jonathan Is Repeating The Mistakes Of Gen Aguiyi Ironsi by Enahi(f): 11:34am On Jul 10, 2014
gratiaeo: I disagree with you. Killing GEJ will restructure or reshape our country.
For record purpose,am quoting you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Is A Useless Country,you Need To Be Away From Nigeria To See It! by Enahi(f): 7:47am On Jul 10, 2014
mumu9gerian: can u see how tribalized u are,what problems do u have with yoruba people,why the hate
No you are wrong o,I don't hate Yoruba people. Have relatives that are Yorubas. Everything I wrote was based on experience and observation.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Is A Useless Country,you Need To Be Away From Nigeria To See It! by Enahi(f): 7:27am On Jul 10, 2014
Acidosis: you ruined your write-up with the bolded
I know Yoruba people very well o,another thing is they like egunje too much and that's corruption.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Is A Useless Country,you Need To Be Away From Nigeria To See It! by Enahi(f): 6:53am On Jul 10, 2014
@Babymama I understand how you feel,its not just you. The problem with Nigeria is not just corruption,Nigerians mentality needs to be re-branded. I don't even know where to start from,the country is truly not worth dyeing for. One of my uncles in America came back to Naija some years ago to join politics in his state to bring positive changes,so he thought. He made d greatest mistake in his life,they killed him 2 years after. The way he died eh is so mysterious,he never thought they would kill him he had so much faith. The painful aspect of it is that family members advised him not to come,he has been away for a very very long time and that was his first time of coming to Naija after so many years. One thing about Nigerian politics,darkness and light can never agree. Nigerian politics is filled with darkness and Occults,you can't be part of it if you are pure at heart. I Don't even want to write about Nigerian Hospitals,wicked Nurses and Doctors. They almost killed my pregnant elder sis in a private hospital recently,She had to switch to another hospital last minute. She had her twins through CS,the Doctor had to operate on her after he discovered one of the twins wasn't breathing well. Don't even want to write about Nigerians attitude to work,especially Yoruba people. Very irritating,sluggish,dirty and Lackadaisical attitude to work.
RomanceRe: My Girl Makes Me Look Like A Fool What Will I Do? by Enahi(f): 7:47pm On Jul 08, 2014
@Op your girl made you look like a fool right? But you know what you are actually a fool,a big one.
PoliticsRe: Apc, Please Get Serious By Dele Momodu by Enahi(f): 3:33pm On Jul 06, 2014
Sincere 9gerian: And how did you arrive at that? I guess you used Tinubu's Software?
Lwkmd what's Tinubu Software? Tinubu don suffer for una hands.
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of The Really Beautiful Rwandan Girls At Davido's Concert Last Night by Enahi(f): 8:19am On Jul 06, 2014
traware: Jealousy is the root of hatred-Evi Edna
Jealousy in what way,abi them tell you say I no fine? Why would I be jealous of hungry looking girls with their obviously long forehead,abeg them no fine. To you they are fine,to me they are not.
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of The Really Beautiful Rwandan Girls At Davido's Concert Last Night by Enahi(f): 8:11am On Jul 06, 2014
traware: Sir/ma let's stop deceiving ourselves.These are some of the prettiest black ladies I've seen in a very,very long time.Travel to Rwanda,Angola,Ivory Coast,Tanzania,Mali and Senegal and you'll see many stunning and sophisticated black ladies who Nigerian ladies can't even hold a candlelight to.Travel and see for yourself instead of talking through your backside
Oh my God now this got me laughing,am a Nigerian girl and am not going to be biased. I repeat nothing fantastic about Rwanda girls,they even look hungry with their long forehead they look like kids suffering from kwashoko. Not because am Nigerian,but you need to visit Nigeria someday and see how beautiful Nigerian women are.
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of The Really Beautiful Rwandan Girls At Davido's Concert Last Night by Enahi(f): 7:52pm On Jul 05, 2014
Omavik: all i c r fulani lookin grls...dey r fine but cnt stand naija babes
Even our Fulani girls fine pass these ones.
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of The Really Beautiful Rwandan Girls At Davido's Concert Last Night by Enahi(f): 7:50pm On Jul 05, 2014
lobawild: Please name one of our stars who is finer than them? Naija people be truthful o jare
Abeg go siddon jare,nothing fantastic about the girls in d pics u just posted.
SportsRe: Get Well Soon Onazi by Enahi(f): 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2014
May God protect him,Onazi I wish you quick recovery.
FashionRe: Photo Of The Day: Which Is Your Favorite? by Enahi(f): 4:53pm On Jul 05, 2014
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RomanceRe: My Girl And Her Annoying Statements by Enahi(f): 1:54pm On Jul 05, 2014
jammyunn: yeah. By the way, when BBA starts, she wouldnt have my time. And i dont worry.
Seriously are you also 190 the clown?

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