₦airaland Forum

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DickDastardly:
*runs outta thread b4 Op sneezes

I don't know why you like this cartoon so much,they are all clueless and silly.

safarigirl: it just annoys me when someone is pointing fingers when they're most likely much worse.

The difference between Nadia and that babe is most likely that Nadia had the guts to birth her baby. Nobody is perfect so there's no need to throw insults on an innocent baby, who gave her the right to call someone's child a bastard?

Happy Sunday abeg

Sorry love,what's the pain all about or are you a Bastard? Take it easy girl,you don't need to hurt yourself over someone's opinion. It is well.

ghananotnaija: Relevant nation? A nation which suggests using common pesticide to cure Ebola?

Nigeria is disgracing all of Africa.

And you what are you doing in a Nigerian Forum? Now get lost with your shitty smelle a s s. Idiot backward being like you.

OBIORAA: One I also experience is in idemili in Anambra state. Where it is not allowed to kill pythons. If you do you will burry the python as you will burry a title holder.

Its true o,I don't know why? Its very strange and some of them can be very dirty eh.

Jerry of Tom and Jerry,always mischievous and wicked . Betty in Archie Comics, Cinderella would love to have her shoe and would also like to be Bell of Beauty and the Beast.

Eden007: Don't judge yourself darling.. We all make mistakes. So, you are open to my challenge?

what challenge?

Can't believe I have done 4 of what's listed there,I hope I don't do more. Maybe this is how God is going to list out our sins on judgement day.

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Pangea: Why he no head straight for America?
Better health care in Nigeria?

Tell that to the marines, madam!

I no blame you sha,
He for don pass am to you,
We go see then whether you go get mouth!
Mtsheew

Use your number 6 dear,there is no way America wouldn't have detected Ebola in him.

Collynz0II: Google informed him, you can check it out yourself.
Just type ''Yorubas are'' in google and see what happens.

You are mean.

egbaguy: ok.........how is nigeria? Do u guys still live in the forest? No pun intended,i am a Russian- American

Silly use google.

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@Op if you can afford to stay alone please do it. Nigerians can sha pretend,tell me what's the difference between staying alone and been in University alone? Were you staying with your Parents while in University? When you get home ask your Parents if either of them ever left their Parents house to stay alone before they got married and seek advice from them. One thing is for sure,staying alone doesn't and won't stop you from getting married,that's a myopic way of thinking. Life is about changes and discovering yourself,Plan your life the way you want. Your Parents can't live your life for you,its all up to you.

Decryptor: Nigerian women: Being wannabes since 1842

Kardasian is cute on that lingerie while Chika Ike looks like a cadaver of a cow that was covered with purple mosquito net

As in eh,she looks like a masquerade in the picture. Look at her face and her fake lashes,don't like her face in the picture. Kim's pic was sexy and effortless,but madam Chika is too stiff and ugly in the picture.

Have you ever gone somewhere and met a great guy who walked up to you to chat with you and the conversation went on smoothly. It was very obvious the guy likes you and He was hopeful,he gave you his complimentary card and you didn't give him your card or phone number but you assured him you would call him and even agreed to meet later for an outing,but you never called him. Ok at times I find myself doing this,I feel so bad I did it again yesterday. I got home brought out the complimentary card from my bag, kept staring at it and was like am not going to call him I feel so guilty and mean,maybe I should call or text him later.

Tucees: shaky shaky daddy! I think it was shan george that palyed the mum and the drug Medic-55?

Funny advert.

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Jakumo: I beg no run away o. Na today I go collect all my salary. We Okada dey for road now, dey run come meet you for office with full speed, like Air France jet.

Wait us there o. No run this time, I beg.

If you say you no know we again, just pay we salary, an'den we go leave you alone.

Oh my God Nairaland and clowns.

Jakumo: Oh good ! How soon can we show up for the money ?

What? Are you mistaking me for your employers? Nairaland with funny people [ I don't even know you.

Jakumo: Enahi is this a cryptic way of telling me that my overdue salary will not be paid even when this month ends ?

This is 3 muffugin' months of broken promises all together now, Enahi, during which my family has lived off canned dog-food inappropriately named "Tasty Chunks" , so now, my wife says she will block the main gate with the pickup-truck if y'all don't pay up soon and repent your sins.

Hmmmmmmmm........... Are you serious u are been owed salaries for some months? Then why not do something and try to get a job elsewhere. So sorry to hear that,but have faith and keep praying.

Jakumo: Ha ha ha nice one.

Too bad 165 million Nigerians think otherwise, and remain convinced that God holds honorary post-graduate degrees in ALL subjects.

Come to think of it though, God MUST have some aeronautical skills in order to remain suspended in the heavens above Nigeria, so let us hear Him out on this incident,

Repent of your sins and see the goodness of God.

@Op dump him fast and thank your instincts. My instincts has saved me from lots of unnecessary time wasting relationships,I can feel it when a Man is not been truthful and that has helped me to ignore and stay away from such Men.

This is a nice name, right?

I know you like this name,don't you? [/quote]Are you a Truck Pusher? Like seriously,you need all the energy in the world to do that.

Truckpusher: Yet to be convinced.

Turckpusher,what a name

Truckpusher: Why are you defending the OP?

I smell something

lol absolutely nothing.

shymexx: Happy Sunday!

And make sure you pray to the most high for forgiveness, we're all sinners...and remember to always keep the sabbath day holy.

Shalom!

Lol,sure I will.

shymexx: Nah, the spambot banned the knighted handle, so I'm back to being ordinary shymexx.

How are you?

Am fine o,happy sunday.

shymexx: Lol!! Enahi, my Benin Queen.

Hello Shymexx,who removed the Sir in Sirshymexx?