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TravelRe: These Are The Three Best Seats On An Airplane by encrypt(m): 9:38am On Aug 30, 2017
ExInferis:
It's number one, not number two.

Happens when i sit for long. Six hours and above.
Really you told him excuse me i need to go do number one?
cheesy
Or when he started glaring you said relax its number one not two
TravelRe: These Are The Three Best Seats On An Airplane by encrypt(m): 9:32am On Aug 30, 2017
ExInferis:
Lols I've a condition
Ooh well just like i couldn't have known he wouldn't have known...He'd probably assume you ate something funny
TravelRe: These Are The Three Best Seats On An Airplane by encrypt(m): 8:54am On Aug 30, 2017
ExInferis:
Will never fly window again.

Not after the grumpy jordanian on C seat who glared at me anytime i wanted to ease myself on Emirates. Which was a lot.

Give me aisle seat anytime, D or G (Boeing 777-300ER and Airbus A380-800).
Blame your bladder
TravelRe: These Are The Three Best Seats On An Airplane by encrypt(m): 8:51am On Aug 30, 2017
yoged:
Window seat for me. Have always been fortunate to fall on the window side. I so much love those view.
Fortunate? Don't you get asked which seat you want cause i do.
EducationRe: Common Grammatical Tautologies by encrypt(m): 6:04pm On Aug 29, 2017
Vivly:
8.Live recording. Damn. All recordings are live. Music and celebrity section please.

Not all recordings are LIVE..recordings can be of an event that happened awhile back..do you watch cable tv at all??

9.Safe haven. Literature gurus, Is there such thing as unsafe haven? Havens are by their definitions safe places.

10.First time ever. It's either your first time or it isn't. Decide!

11.General public. This is the most common. All those news being addressed to the general public, unless you're treating certain members of the public as special, all members of the public are general.

12.In one way or another. If it's not true in one way, then it's not freaking true. How can something be true in both ways?
I will get my money from you one way or another...i can get my money after breaking your legs or threatening to kill your cats in both scenarios you'd very well give me my money.

13.Exact same/ exactly the same. The word exact is redundant in this phrase
Are you sure?? This two cds are the same except for that smudge on this one however this other two are exactly the same.
Emphasis
FoodRe: Gambia Beat Nigeria , Ghana And Senegal In Jollof Rice Competition by encrypt(m): 10:37pm On Aug 28, 2017
dominique:
Senegal and Gambia are interwoven, consult your nearest map of Africa to confirm. The wollof tribe who invented the Jollof rice are found in both Senegal and Gambia.
Forget map Senegal is a different country from Gambia don't tell me nonsense..
FoodRe: Gambia Beat Nigeria , Ghana And Senegal In Jollof Rice Competition by encrypt(m): 10:21pm On Aug 28, 2017
dominique:
A well deserved win, they own the dish. And when a certain minister said that Gambia owns Jollof rice, Nigerians wanted to cut his head off.
He never mentioned Gambia Aunty.. undecided
PropertiesRe: CBN Reveals How Nigerians Can Own A New Home, Pay Within 25 Years by encrypt(m): 10:05am On Aug 28, 2017
When they have ready made houses (well built and equiped) then they can come back and we'll talk. Till then lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: Learn How To Offer Graphics Design On Fiverr - Without Being A Photoshop/ai Pro by encrypt(m): 2:20pm On Aug 25, 2017
motherfucker:
what happened to your BBM bro? I messaged you but it doesn't deliver.
My BBM works just fine though i'm rarely online there.
Account sold btw
EducationRe: JAMB Delists Management Courses In Seven Universities by encrypt(m): 7:12pm On Aug 20, 2017
Allwility:
No sire, I'm not confused by that. An engineer must at some point in his career transit to a manager. You cannot take away management from technology. An engineer must learn to plan, organise, schedule, control, order, delegate, and execute projects. That, my friend, is management.
So after graduating as an engineer you'll obtain a degree in Project management technology or is it before?
Your argument is valid if only the topic said courses taken by Engineering students rather than courses offered by the school.
Christianity EtcRe: How A Muslim Made My Sunday This Morning by encrypt(m): 5:28pm On Aug 20, 2017
Nice story but your ending ruined it. A good man who mended your trouser found your lost money and gave it back to you Simple!
But rather you ended up saying a Muslim who isnt expexted to be good did something only christians are known for.
If i was the guy i'd be offended by this write up.
Car TalkRe: Man And His Solar-Powered Keke Napep Spotted In Yaba, Lagos. Photos by encrypt(m): 5:13pm On Aug 20, 2017
That's an imported napep and other than that chances are the engine was desingned to be powered by both fuel and solar.
In the event this isnt so, converting the engine to make the napep run via solar would be something cool
CelebritiesRe: How Juliana Olayode Aka Toyo Baby Lost Her Virginity! - Details by encrypt(m): 4:48pm On Aug 17, 2017
Everybody is writing a book these days and we suffering from writers block are looking like undecided
BusinessRe: Learn How To Offer Graphics Design On Fiverr - Without Being A Photoshop/ai Pro by encrypt(m): 1:51pm On Aug 16, 2017
If you're interested in buying a US level 2 Fiverr account with 4.8 rating and 43 reviews (graphics nicge)
Message me
081.478.20818
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by encrypt(m): 6:50pm On Aug 14, 2017
encrypt:
$300 payoneer @340
081.478.20818
Sold to egonne1
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by encrypt(m): 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2017
$300 payoneer @340
081.478.20818
BusinessRe: Lady Shows The N1000 Note Dispensed To Her By An ATM In Lagos by encrypt(m): 6:54pm On Aug 13, 2017
MEILYN:
UBA is well known for doing this, especially UBA Igbolerin, Badagry Express Way Lagos. I stopped withdrawing money from there after they gave me bad money on 3 occasions. I prefer to use Wema Okokomaiko or Stanbic Beside UBA Igbolerin.
Would you also like to tell us when next you'd be making a withdrawal and at which of the two substitutes cheesy
BusinessRe: Lady Shows The N1000 Note Dispensed To Her By An ATM In Lagos by encrypt(m): 6:53pm On Aug 13, 2017
When others were getting bad notes you thought your case would be different?
It's either that or you needed something to show social media. Note that CBN is in charge of printing and minting. Commercial banks don't generate money by printing hence what you pay in is what you withdraw.
EducationRe: Applications For 2017/2018 Chevening Scholarships Are Now Open!!! by encrypt(m): 3:12pm On Aug 13, 2017
vicfuntop:
It was a question and you should learn to mind your business.
If you don't want answers don't post on a public forum. Besides my business is whatever i make my business. So drink water and stop whining
EducationRe: Applications For 2017/2018 Chevening Scholarships Are Now Open!!! by encrypt(m): 1:23pm On Aug 13, 2017
vicfuntop:
You know you could have just ignored it if you didn't have a reasonable answer.
You know you could have just not commented if you didn't have a reasonable comment to make.
EducationRe: Applications For 2017/2018 Chevening Scholarships Are Now Open!!! by encrypt(m): 11:41am On Aug 13, 2017
vicfuntop:
What of those that have gotten admission already and paid their fees? Can they still apply
So that what will happen?
You'll get a refund?
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Joins Instagram From Tanzania (Photos) by encrypt(m): 1:59pm On Aug 12, 2017
Sebastine1994:
I can give my life for bill gates. Seriously not about his money or anything but his simplicity and impact on the world
You would have given your life for nothing
EducationRe: 12 Things You Won’t Believe Have Proper Names by encrypt(m): 1:34pm On Aug 12, 2017
simplyhonest:
wow... but who uses them in a conversation?
Honorable Patrick
Car TalkRe: Ferrari Threatens To Take Legal Actions Against 360 Modena Limo Owner by encrypt(m): 11:35am On Aug 12, 2017
Ferrari pick one
I Leave the car as it currently is or
I return it to it's former shape and name it Fearari with a prancing cat logo
PoliticsRe: Channels TV Likes A Post Discrediting Lai Mohammed & Lauretta Onochie On Twitter by encrypt(m): 7:07pm On Aug 11, 2017
Like we don't know is just some guy behind the handle. Making it sound like the whole staff and management of Channels clicked the like button.
And yes i know the account represents the views of Channels TV
But here we have a case of someone letting his personal opinion interfere with his job.
BusinessRe: Porn Displayed At Access Bank ATM In UNILAG By A Customer by encrypt(m): 7:00pm On Aug 11, 2017
Zdoh:
Maybe my points were not clear and it is obvious many people didnt get my point and I think I need to modify it.What I actually meant was that even bankers are not holy and they are amongst people we respect in our society."R.I.P to English" I do appreciate corrections which I think will make me better next time,I will appreciate if you can correct my sentences here,thanks.
Done!
BusinessRe: Porn Displayed At Access Bank ATM In UNILAG By A Customer by encrypt(m): 6:46pm On Aug 11, 2017
Zdoh:
All these are the reasons why I believe every Nigerians is an hypocrites .
Just because you enjoy porn doesn't mean everybody else does...some people would just rather have sex so this is not an holier than thou issue.
Also that ATM screen could be viewed by people regardlese of age (minors included).
That's also okay with you right?
Lastly R.I.P to English
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Reacts To Team Nigeria Returning Home Over Lack Of Funds by encrypt(m): 11:38am On Aug 11, 2017
GreenMavro:
Peter should stop complaining and sponsor them if e can
Because he's santa claus abi?
Lol
FoodRe: Nigerian Man Who Bought A Plastic Fish In London Cries Out (Video) by encrypt(m): 10:17am On Aug 11, 2017
dustydee:
Looks like Hake, which has a different texture from other types of fish. Nothing plastic here.
Exact same thing that came to my mind without watching the video sef. This is what happens when you only eat shawa, Alaran and titus fish..
FamilyRe: Man Dumps His 4 Kids At Agege LGA With Note 'I Can't Feed Them Cos Of Hardship' by encrypt(m): 11:03pm On Aug 10, 2017
5DMindset:
You sound daft. Children are government's. You have no rights to abuse a child. And I need you to start researching on that instead of showing your ignorance. Social safety nets, welfare programmes, Food stamps, educational loans etc are all projects that are people-centered. But I do not blame you ignorant ones. Nigeria government has raped and bastardized your sensibilities to the point that you do not even know your rights. Run along, dear ignorant one.
You little piece of sh*t who you calling daft. You head is so far up for a*s it's a miracle you're still breathing.
Nobody is talking about child abuse here you slowpoke.
Food stamps??
Really??
All of your points don't justify a man birthing 4 children and dumping them.
But then again you're a troll so arguing with you is like farting in a wind storm...pointless
FamilyRe: Man Dumps His 4 Kids At Agege LGA With Note 'I Can't Feed Them Cos Of Hardship' by encrypt(m): 10:22pm On Aug 10, 2017
5DMindset:
Do not say that. There is something called Social Security and Social Welfare Programmes in other countries. Children belong to Government in the real sense of the word. Try and beat up and injure your child and see if you wont be sent to jail.

So, let the government take care of those children. They are not just there to steal money and send their own kids abroad.

Do you want the father of those kids to go and steal so the masses can lynch and burn him ?
Really?? Children belong to the Govt??
You sound like someone who can't take responsiblity for his actions.
So abandoning your kids is the next best thing??
And you think when social security takes your children in advanced countries they feed them well and send them to good schools.

Half knowledge is worse than being ignorant
FamilyRe: Man Dumps His 4 Kids At Agege LGA With Note 'I Can't Feed Them Cos Of Hardship' by encrypt(m): 10:13pm On Aug 10, 2017
Such innocent kids
Silly man
Was it the local govt that got your wife Pregnant?
Only in this country that poor people birth children like rats..
#Sighs

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