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Wawwwwwu
Finally switched allegiance from Gionee to Xiaomi because the latter has vision.
Been perusing through this thread for some time now to acquaint myself with Xiaomi 'terminologies' and the 'Xiaomisphere' in general (If I should put it that way) pending when I got the device.
Today, my phone arrived and I'm elated.
Some items like glass and co arrived couple of days back though.
I'd like to thank Noobody and other legit guys who've been ordering for folks here and other dignitaries present here.

The Umi Digi ambassador also with his humor.
Noobody, na you ooo
Thank you.

Hmmmm

ddippset:
after the initial 20 mins of france pressure your ronaldo faked an injury thinking portugal will lose. then eder gave portugal the cup and ronaldo came jumping out. euro 2004 final with ronaldo they lost, confederations cup final with ronaldo they lost. the only final portugal won was without ronaldo playing. ronaldo is the real flop for portugal. anytime he plays final portugal must lose. EDER WON IT FOR PORTUGAL.

Tell this tale to Alexis Sanchez.
Faked an injury that lasted for months? Need I remind you of how he went off the field to get it treated but it was too serious to continue.
Messi that left the Argentine team cos of failing woefully and being slayed by the Chileans?
Hope you recall that Eder said Ronaldo told him he was going to score?
That's a leader mehn unlike one pompous Argentine man.
Na one of the reasons Maradona dey attack am.

Rapahel1116:
Dude ....messi dives?u must b high on something...I could remember a match where messi fell down....d rwf wanted to blow BT messi told d ref it wasn't a foul DAT play should continue ....talent isn't wat separates messi from others.... Its his humility, his behaviour DAT kips him apart from others with all he has achieved d dude still tinks he's better Dan no one ....d fans should decide who's better...have u ever seen Ronaldo say DAT....No ...he said he's d best player of d last 20yrs cos messi was a tennis player,dinho wan a boxer,delima was a basket ball player ....nd zidane was swimmer......Ronaldo has a hood behaviour outside football though

If you don't blow your own trumpet, who will blow it for you?
Ask Zlatan who's the best, he'll say he's a god compared to both Messi and Ronaldo.Your last post buttresses what I've been hitting in a subtle way.

Rapahel1116:
Messi headbutted rudiger ....u no even ask y.....and pls b sincere for once....messi is not a player DAT shows his frustration ....watch Ronaldo .....he shouts at everything fucking tin....he complains wen a call goes against him...he dives ...he is arrogant ....he is after personal gols.....have u ever seen messi do any of DAT ?

Who dives more than Messi and his teammates here? We all know how lenient refs are towards Messi.
Messi can give someone flying kick and receive just a yellow card but it's not the same thing for Ronaldo.
Even his behaviour in the Argentina team is appalling; don't know if it's because they see him as a god.
Ronaldo has a winning mentality which is somewhat overblown that's why you see some of those reactions coupled with his childhood.
Was it not Messi that left the Argentine team at some point due to anger?

LaClicKLaBenDin:
And how exactly did you come to that conclusion?

We humans always prefer pretentious but manipulative people like Messi, and we call them humble.

Between a football player who does his work, minds his business and is not afraid to celebrate his hardwork, and a football player who acts like a sheep in the open, but determines if a coach stays or leaves, influences which players play or not and pulls all the strings behind, whom amongst them is arrogant?

Don't mind that Messi fan; Messi that headbutts and lashes out at refs is the one they see as humble. He's not even close.
Ronaldo's success story is more reasonable to start with.

Becky5152:
am actually just seeing dis...it's bin a long time dat have bin on N.L tenks alot mate it was fun

Hehehe... You're welcome.

This was really humiliating. Geez! I got bored sef cos the bullying was too much.

vermaniace:
lol bro don't ever compare asphalt 8 to real racing 3..level is different

Though I love asphalt but it's not realistic compared to Real Racing. Maybe Asphalt has a little bit of phone but when it comes to seriousness, Real Racing is the game to play.
Need for speed, Most wanted is also lit.

I thought you'd say you bought it and you plan to keep it as a pet but lost and behold, you killed it.
I dey fume here.
7k? It's worth more than that.

OP, forget all what some naysayers here are spewing. I wonder what's so hard in not stimulating one's self. The concept doesn't make sense. There are a million things to do in place of masturbating.

Hmmmm... Interesting

Odkboy23:
Please what's the code for MTN night plan?

In addition to what zamanii dropped, dial *406# to migrate to MTN Pulse.
Then send NIGHT to 131 to subscribe for night plan.

haysmart90:
Abeg ooo anybody with ebonyi state post office contact number i don search tire online

Is it post office contact number or postal codes?
For Post office, you have to be specific about the particular one you are looking for.
For postal codes, check https://nigeriazipcodes.com/3105/abakaliki-town-area-zip-codes/

The gym instructor dey craze

The way we followers carry politicians matter for head ehn.

Agents of Shield
Substitute Shield for Infinix.

This is serious.

khalhokage:
Please don't soil the sanctity of Game of Thrones with Infinix marketing.

These marketers wan infiltrate everywhere. They want show up in our dreams too.

LOL
This is getting serious.

bobo65:
Wait So u were Okay with 38kbps

Was surprised at how complacent and fulfilled he seemed with such speed

Lincoln275:
Hello,
Hello,
Let ,
Big,
Boy
Come
Near
Our
Farm
No
No
Mr
Alabi
Said
People
should
Not
Come
And
Kill
Cow

Yes boss, that's it.

UncutSk:
Buzz launcher Clean

Uchiha fan

hysteriabox:
Direct?! Thats epic.

Yup, I recall my elder trying to give me one Hello Hello, let Big boys.... but I didn't utilize it.

bravesoul247:
Bros thst 2G is the worst plan. It can go download above the speed of 20kbs

Some guys said they leave the downloads over night and wake with completed downloads. There might be a way around it though but no soul will won't to reveal it.

bravesoul247:
You can't download movies with opera mini na. I tried it but nothing

I never recommended downloading movies with Opera mini.

Mine was direct though.
I dreamt chemistry then

DonChestar:
LoL so you see, you can't just eat your cake and have it. The choice is yours...

Exactly bro.

Aliltoocute:
Alright but am scared of samsung because my galaxy s7 blew up, a gift though

Are you serious?

Danielomisco:
so u prefer 300naira plan more?

Yes, because I won't be restricted to 2G only. But then again, the 2G powers multiple apps unlike the N300 that has restrictions.

desmond2pk:
Op. You are one of the best writers I have read. I am beginning to think you are better than chimamanda. I don't usually read long epistles on nairaland but I finished your story and I didn't stop laughing while on it. I know my wife would be thinking that I was chatting with a girlfriend. Lol
I wouldn't mind being your friend pls. So that I can read the books you read and maybe one day, write like you.
Once again. You are one of the best writers I have read in life. And thanks for your sharing your experience.

Yup, he's really good at writing.