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Jokes EtcRe: How Nigerians React To The " How Are You?" Question. by encryptjay(m): 10:09am On Jun 07, 2017
JasonScolari:
The day i ask my dad "how are you" pubicly he just smiled and said "fine" but when we got home that same day, (may 5th 1999) it was just like Mr.Ibu (myself) Vs Floyd Mayweather.







We do joke with it anytime i visit him but that beating still dey pain me. All because of a harmless question.
Kikiki... for real? grin
CelebritiesRe: Jidenna Covers Guardian Life Magazine (photos) by encryptjay(m): 3:39pm On Jun 04, 2017
Niggas fighting for rings, niggas wanna be kings, Long live the chief.
EducationRe: JAMB Releases Most Sought-after Universities In Nigeria (check Details) by encryptjay(m): 9:50am On Jun 04, 2017
Proudly ABUsite No need for constant chest beating because we know our worth.
EducationRe: Universities In Nigeria With The Most Notable Alumni by encryptjay(m): 12:40am On Jun 04, 2017
Posters above know it's ABU and they're still dilly dallying grin Ajekun iya...
CelebritiesRe: Kiss Daniel Declares Himself The Best Artiste [VIDEO] by encryptjay(m): 11:10pm On Jun 03, 2017
OkoNDOoBo:
lol u mean techno with slow lyrics ,refurbishment of same beat, and one singing pattern

compare kiss Daniel and techno lyrics, voice, and type of music
Tekno of all people? yawa, Pana?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid: UCL Final (1 - 4) On 3rd June 2017 by encryptjay(m): 10:01pm On Jun 03, 2017
Barca fans (bitches), be humble!!! D;
e go pain una well
Na defense we go chop?
This is first class thrashing; adding more minutes would have been disastrous for Juventus cos the fire from Madrid was just too much!!!
As usual, CR7 will keep his haters quiet.
Zidane is good, nothing like luck here.
EducationRe: Ayodele Awojobi: Nigeria's Albert Einstein by encryptjay(m): 5:00pm On Jun 03, 2017
Rmxr:
Prof Awojobi was one of the most brilliant scientists in Africa in his time. Sadly, he died young. You can only find a Nigerian Albert Einstein in SW. If you're looking for the Nigerian Elchapo, just go to the Potopoto part of Nigeria. There are many of them there wink
Laugh wan finish me here grin
El Chapo? kikiki
PoliticsRe: Buhari Personally Negotiated Lagos-calabar Rail Project Funding – Osinbajo by encryptjay(m): 10:22pm On Jun 02, 2017
ayusco85:
That's an insult to the entire North. Both Christians and middle belt. Not cool bro
I tell you bro, I can't stay around guys with such warped mentality.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Personally Negotiated Lagos-calabar Rail Project Funding – Osinbajo by encryptjay(m): 10:18pm On Jun 02, 2017
dadavivo:
Osibande stop making Buhari look intelligent. Cos we all know he's from the north, and he's an illiterate
You'd better look for ways to stop being tribalistic.
Your statement doesn't make sense at all.
Quite ludicrous and appalling to see such words emanating from your end.
CareerRe: The Alchemist - My Notes.... by encryptjay(m): 3:09am On May 12, 2017
Great book!
The mind is powerful and we ought to utilize it properly.
Your seventh point, the great people we see today utilised this ability effectively; with determination and right mindset, you've got the keys to unlocking your potentials and using it effectively.
Man, know thyself.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts bro.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Playing With His Children: Siddique, Nasreen And Rabi'ah (Photos) by encryptjay(m): 1:25am On May 08, 2017
It's sad reading some posts filled with hateful messages.
Nigerians are just religious with gross stone heartedness.
We need to work on ourselves to move this country forward.
All these religious leaders need to start preaching about good character instead of blessings and tithe cos the posts that some Nairalanders spew makes me wonder who they pray to.
EducationRe: Am In 100 Level I Performed Very Poorly In Our First Semester Exam by encryptjay(m): 1:14am On Apr 11, 2017
I'm sorry but you're not not studying SMART.
From your write up, one would know that the midnight reading doesn't suit you; it's why you are forgetting or your brain appears to find it hard recalling what you read during midnight. Your mindset is also killing you.
Please stop thinking of bribing, sorting lecturers or whatever you call it.
You said they changed the Past questions in the exams; it's meant to be a guide not what you see in an exams.
You have to drop all these secondary school traits and assumptions because I sense you're yet to come to terms with the fact that you're in a college.
Try and find out your time zone, I mean the time you grasp what you read easily.
Sometimes it's not about reading for long hours, there are other conditions that needs to be satisfied; evaluate yourself.
Have a positive mindset.
I implore you to optimistic and be sincere with yourself.
CelebritiesRe: Drake Acknowledges Wizkid's "Come Closer" After Nigerians Blasted Him (Pic) by encryptjay(m): 1:44pm On Apr 07, 2017
Nigerians have been hiding behind phones and PCs reacting every second, it's getting stale. Let's be useful in the cyber world for once.
Look how ignorant these keyboard warriors are; they just use sentiments to draw conclusions. Wizkid made Drake? haba?
Come to mainland grin
I laugh in Dothraki...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Me Choose Between These Two Job Offers by encryptjay(m): 4:07pm On Mar 31, 2017
25k for all the stress?
You need time for yourself too and the school work will give you that. You can also decide to do home tutoring for some kids there.
Some foreign employers can be really tasking.
Experience is imperative but this is stress and you're a lady for that matter.
PoliticsRe: Governance: The 3 Most Unlucky States In Nigeria by encryptjay(m): 10:25am On Mar 30, 2017
LastProphet:
kogi never had anything right with audu, all his showcase projects dont last 2 yrs and he embezzles most of the money, on a scale where ibro scores 50%, audu shud score 20. audu is the worst worst governor that kogi ever had but he had good image makers. am from kogi and igala by tribe and can tell you that all the igala governors that ruled so far are thrash and unfortunately the current igbira governor is no different. no hope for kogi
Omaye, we have to change that state in the future. Work really hard and make a difference.
I wonder why politicians there are really backward. They even took their useless form of politics to student unions.
The state is a divided state, I hope we get it right one day.
PoliticsRe: Governance: The 3 Most Unlucky States In Nigeria by encryptjay(m): 10:17am On Mar 30, 2017
Acidosis:
Illiteracy is among the top issues affecting Kogi state.


Tribalism is not going to end. I'm not ashamed to say that I'm the most 'tribalistic Kogite' in the world. If I become a governor, I will sack a lot of people based on where they come from and send them to private nursery schools. Whoever resist that would be sent to the farm. They are of no use in any office.

In fact, the first and most important thing is to subject all civil servant to a state exam, whoever fails would be made to refund his/her salary since the past 6 years. Majority has robbed the state with their illiteracy.

Of what use is a brain dead ediot in the state Secretariat? What is the contribution of the average Igala, Okun or Ebira person who can hardly and properly construct a short statement?

These problems stated a long time ago, Audu came and employed his brethren, including those without certificates. Ibrahim Idris came, he became a monster, now apart from paying salary to the countless ghost workers from his region, he made himself the most useless person Kogi has ever produced. As if that wasn't enough, they gave us another gworo chewing baboon on the name of Wada, like his previous tribesmen, he was completely redundant not minding the previous 8 years of retrogressive governance under Ibrahim Idris. Today, you folks have another baboon of a governor from a distinctively different tribe, but like the previous, his brain, though big, is so empty that apart from Islamic verses and a few elementary accounting knowledge from his Kabu-kabu business, cannot process ANYTHING.
The bas.tard has recently hired over 60 Special Assistants... Only a brain dead individual can be so callous. He has tasted power, and all he can think about today is Mecca, Islamic marriage and plenty wives. So much for a f00l at 40.


The state needs a forward-thinking, blunt and visionary leader.
The only thing Yahaya Bello is good at is flying to Abuja to rush to go and shake Buhari. Touts and fools are being employed here and there.
About being tribalistic, we've got to shun it and look towards soundness and ensure meticulous screening of civil servants there.
The current Governor is a mistake.
He'll just destroy Kogi if given another mandate.
Kogi folks should wise up and stop this backward politics.
@OP, add Kwara state there cos the tales my Kwara pals tell about the Saraki Dynasty finishing the state is sad.
PoliticsRe: Governance: The 3 Most Unlucky States In Nigeria by encryptjay(m): 10:08am On Mar 30, 2017
Acidosis:
I will rewrite the history of Kogi state soon.


Soon though, we will reverse the curse upon Kogi and the people.
Sorry I had to shorten your quote. Logo state's situation is quite appalling and really pathetic. Tribalism, illiteracy, greed and ancient thinking has reduced Kogi to nothingness. How can a state located in such a position be this backward?
The current crop of politicians emanating from there are just self centered fools.
All funds for development of the state are diverted.
Both the past and present Governors are nothing to write home about.
The state needs special intervention. The youths there need to sit up and remove the garment of trabalism and move the state forward.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thank You Nairaland.. I Got Employed To ABM Group, Owerri Branch by encryptjay(m): 10:55am On Mar 27, 2017
Gwan2:
Just feel like encouraging someone today, please never never give-up, although the advise might seem outdated and a commonplace, but never give up please. Give it a try again and again and again. The best way to achieve success is to double your failure rate...Henry Ford. The odd against you might seem insurmountable, but again never give up please. Dont wallow in self pity or self imposed depression. Like a football player about taking a penalty, keep your eye on the ball and the post irrespective of the boos from the crowd.

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If things ain't working out, please develop a plan or set a SMART goal for yourself.....set up strategies to meet the set goal, be resolute in your pursuit of the goal

NEVER NEVER NEVER grade your life progression base on comparison with your contemporaries or friends, it will subdue you and wear you out, life race is you and you alone. Create your own destiny, is in your hand...no destiny anywhere waiting for you.

Wish you goodluck.
Thanks for this post. It gives me joy seeing posts that triggers positivity and challenges one to become better.
EducationRe: Somewhere In Amhadu Bello University(abu) by encryptjay(m): 1:54am On Mar 27, 2017
One of the most useless topics to grace this section.
It's unfortunate that you've decided to use Dino's case as a yardstick to make such silly deductions.
Why don't you come to ABU and make proper research instead of hiding behind a keyboard in a distant land in a bid to get likes.
Please respect yourself.
#Naturally ahead
PhonesRe: I Tried The "No Screenshot" Feature In Telegram Messenger, See What Happened. by encryptjay(m): 4:37am On Mar 18, 2017
Akpevwe9:
Been hearing of this telegram of recent. Please how does it look like? Will it work on my itel S31 smartphone?
I know you mentioned your phone brand on purpose.
Reediano, come and see another agent grin
PhonesRe: I Tried The "No Screenshot" Feature In Telegram Messenger, See What Happened. by encryptjay(m): 4:35am On Mar 18, 2017
BLACKCHARGER:
All the people above jus weak me... U have to admit telegram tried.. Just admit.. Una dey talk about wetin ah no understand
Their mata tire me. WhatsApp is more popular that's why.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Reintroduces The Old Text Status In The Latest Update by encryptjay(m): 10:08am On Mar 15, 2017
KennyID17:
As in grin cheesy, how much them dey pay them? Lemme too b hyping iTel like this grin
Asin, their ads dey funny.
"I wanted to eat so I received a call on my Itel S31."
"Just checked today's date on my Itel S31."
grin
EducationRe: Why Is 2.2 Graded POOR By Nigerians? by encryptjay(m): 4:03pm On Mar 14, 2017
ShaqFu:
I see. Even if that 'ability' isn't holistic.

Em, what's your ability, if I may ask? smiley
Telepathy grin
BusinessRe: Nigeria's Inflation Declines To 17.78% by encryptjay(m): 1:16pm On Mar 14, 2017
I doubt if all these guys in the market will reduce price of commodities.
Once they hear anything relating to dollar, they just inflate prices anyhow even if it's old stock of two years ago.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Reintroduces The Old Text Status In The Latest Update by encryptjay(m): 1:07pm On Mar 14, 2017
Oscarpraise:
Nice one from whatsapp, please let the old status bar be introduced, can't wait to use it on my itel S31
Itel S31 ambassadors sha grin
RomanceRe: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by encryptjay(m): 2:35pm On Mar 13, 2017
lovedbyall1992:
I do believe most guys are single because they are nicer to ladies.
I'd like to agree with this a bit. Sometimes, nice guys end up losing in a relationship. Leaves them in a somewhat traumatized state especially if you're introverted.
RomanceRe: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by encryptjay(m): 2:33pm On Mar 13, 2017
tosyne2much:
Seems I will start using questionnaires to get accurate results henceforth cheesy
Yes boss, no vex ooo grin
You know it's the single guys that know themselves more.
Stuffs like changing underwear and co is under hygiene which one ought to carry out selflessly to prevent infections and stay healthy.
RomanceRe: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by encryptjay(m): 4:08am On Mar 12, 2017
GogobiriLalas:
actually he's wrong with everything
Every single thing! I expected to read reason points. How do these guys come up with such crap to start with?
RomanceRe: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by encryptjay(m): 4:04am On Mar 12, 2017
This is a poor research. You better go and start using tools like questionnaires instead of dropping these pathetic lies.
RomanceRe: When Ladies See Handsome Guys: See What Happens by encryptjay(m): 12:29pm On Mar 10, 2017
It's when they activate their wall of pride.
CelebritiesRe: Is This Not The 2nd Time Singer Praiz Will Be Rude To Women? (photos) by encryptjay(m): 12:20pm On Mar 10, 2017
NegeduGrace:
praise my brother from another mother..#igalas re so cute..
Agba. Omaye

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