₦airaland Forum

Ugandatales:
I love this mentality.

tnx dear

makky4y:
damn quite a sad story

he blown up 2m just like that

RodgersAkpafu:
He wanted to be free be cause he thought he has arrived
This is the price of freedom he is dealing with
When one refuse to hear word
This is the result

was he not free in dubai ... nah over sabi kill am... because they posed with white girls and he thought they are living large in Cyprus

MissionaryArchi:
If you don't mind sir, i love to have one of it for site work. I'm size 40

sorry brother the size is 44, though my size, if u can manage it I will find a way to waybill it to you from my base

Nah so my junior boy I sent to Dubai to go and hustle, I got a job for him where they were paying him 1800 aed about 260,000 as of then, the work is flexible because he work from camp where he live, most at times If I called to check on him, he's either cooking or sleeping during working hours, because that place is facilities and he's in charge of everything, nobody is supervising him or care to know what he does, under 1 year of working there this guy made close to 3m without stress, his friends in Cyprus start fooling him to join them there that life In Cyprus is much better , first time he Brought the idea I told him to forget it , that even if he want to change country it must not be turkey or Cyprus, I told him to at least work for 2 years finish his contract and have upto 6m in his account that I personally help him secure Canada or UK student visa, he can go there and live his life since he like seeing white ladies, but this guy refuse and resigned, anyway he came back to Nigeria and meet the agent that do his friends visa he charged him 2m with ticket I told him its too much, he said he has the money he will pay, but nah my money I use sponsor this very boy oooo, anyway after much talking with the agent I was satisfied at least he won't run away with his money, do you know that the friends later broke the kernel back after he has gotten his visa and ticket and were preparing to join them upper week , they told him the bitter truth , to forget about Cyprus that the place is hard like stone , that no job and they themselves living there for 3 years are not working, since they came they are living in asylum house surviving with small stipend from government that is not up to 50k a month, they leave in tent in open field... this my boy was heart broken he lose interest immediately and said he won't be going again that I should help him see if I can collect the money back from the agent, I told him I can't do that because he delivered, u didn't back out when u were in dubai disturbing the agent to push ur papers that you don't want to stay more than 1 week if he returns from dubai, but immediately u paid him and visa out, u decide to back out, it doesn't work that way.. he lose everything I even decline to return him back to Dubai, he is now in Senegal learning irony of life in hardway, people should ask well before going oo

I have about 5 of this safety boots brand new inside box am not using how so I send it to you

Kumi said they are our good friends

Sai Barbar is only there to serve the interest of the north, anything against North is against his government... I have never seen such a self centered slowpoke like this before

I have nothing to say.

But were quick to tag ipob criminals and terrorist... useless clown

Unintelligent student then... he must have given those white masters nyash those days for grade...

They should sell Nigeria and share the money

They should put him and Jacob Zuma in the same cell... they will make a perfect couple together

You are mocking God that gave you healthy kidney... the only thing you need is brain to work so your brother could go to school .. so this is what buhari has turned Kenya into


Maybe the curses kanu and ipob placed on them Kenyans has started working

Ugandatales:
This touched me.

my dear that's just irony of life ... this guy really used me, even when I wanted to complete my visa fees I begged him to assist, even if
nah 5k I will appreciate, but he keep giving excuses, same day I begged him of money, a girl came from North to see him, he lodged her in an expensive hotel for 1 week, he can lavish on women but not on brothers.. anyway that belongs in the past... never again... I just remembered this because my mother just remembered it for me last night when we were gisting... for this life, never give up.. keep trying even if you keep failing

Besk:
This guy is really dumb. His life is me me me me me me. More from him: me me me me I made money I made #200 I built a house, etc, I slept with this girl, I slept with that girl, etc. That’s your life and it shows you’re not just useless and a lowlife.

You are so cheap and everyone is laughing at you.

this one u dey do, I know nah cry u dey cry because when I see frustration I dey know, but before u hung urself, no be me do you nah, that's why it's good to move when ur mates are moving, at my age, walihi I am doing good for myself... anyway its never too late only if you can come out from ur shell and be useful to your impoverished parent back home

UchenduOkolie:
Thunder faya dat ya stupid mouth. 419 like you. EFCC should start investigating you. Big ewu with no common sense

nah to use you do this small juju I won do self... After making noise on nairaland you will come to Facebook to beg for give away, thunder go fire you there, no go make ur own money keep deceiving ur silly self e go better hahahahha e Choke

UchenduOkolie:
15 years abroad and it is 2k you deposit in bank every month. What about those who deposit 5k, 10k every month and just went abroad 5 years ago? Bia what should those people do. Thunder will fire your stupid stinking gutter. Common sense you no get. Your sense is inside your yansh

the funniest part is that, hunger has turned ur sight to something else that you couldn't read again, abeg fifth year and fifteen come become same thing I just gave u a tip of the eyebag what I had in my piggybank, no need to rattle words with someone hunger is smelting in Nigeria.. hahahahaha I will be here wishing all of unah rip, its either fulani herdsmen kill unah , slay bullet from police or hunger go do ùnah smack down

Greatn3ss:
Good day baba
Please i sent you a mail

good day check profile its there

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Besk:
That’s where I’m very different from you and it’s where sensible and driven people are far better than you.

How many of the truly successful people in the world do you see posting their monthly incomes online? In fact, those who make the most money hardly talk. It is the charlatans like you that do. It is your way of assuring yourself that you’re important and it is your usual line to impress vulnerable girls out there and to bamboozle your family members.

Truth remains that you’re very shallow underneath and suffering from deep inferiority complex. Empty barrels make the loudest noise.

this is my fifth years abroad, and in this 5 years I never skip depositing $2k I know no wetin I won use am do to my nigeria domicile account, lemme not just give u blood pressure with my local account here, just calculate $2k multiply to 60 months multiply it to current exchange of dollars in Nigeria u will know am not doing bad at my age.. dey there dey shout sai baba and sai Tinubu when ur mates are making it out there, u dey wait the time i go come back so u go send ur hungry looking brothers to come and hijack me... Ode... suffer suffer head

Besk:
One million to the bank every month after expenses i.e. US$1,754.38 and you won’t let anybody else rest? Just $1,754? Woah!!! And that’s the line you deploy to woo girls and intimidate other members of your family?

I thought you were daft at first evaluation, now I know you’re a totally empty shell. An empty barrel who thinks he has arrived and is so self-conceited that he totally lacks a sense of ambition!!! Yes 2k dollars is the list I deposit to my Nigeria account every month just to keep it afloat, if they put all ur family members together they no fit get 1m in 1 year , so shut the hell up young man

Just $1,754? And you come here to boast on it on Nairaland and try to use it to form big-boy and try to deride those you should be praying to God to let you even go half way they have come in life?

You’re totally hopeless!!! You’re not worth my time. Go to motorparks in Nigeria and meet your mates there many of whom even make more than #5m a month. Maybe when you’re done there, you can come back here to learn a little more.

Yes 2k dollars is the list I deposit to my Nigeria account every month just to keep it afloat, if they put all ur family members together they no fit get 1m in 1 year , so shut the hell up young man ...
My happiness be say, nah buhari and the suffering he brought on people like u go kee u

Besk:
That’s where I’m very different from you and it’s where sensible and driven people are far better than you.

How many of the truly successful people in the world do you see posting their monthly incomes online? In fact, those who make the most money hardly talk. It is the charlatans like you that do. It is your way of assuring yourself that you’re important and it is your usual line to impress vulnerable girls out there and to bamboozle your family members.

Truth remains that you’re very shallow underneath and suffering from deep inferiority complex. Empty barrels make the loudest noise.

hehehehehe broke as nigga who Feeds from hand to mouth, dey there dey deceive urself one day u go make am... u go make am when hunger go return u back to ur maker

UchenduOkolie:
Maga you are brain dead. Someone is telling you the truth and you are still opening your gutter to write more rubbish. Anuofia. Ewu. You have no sense at all.

maybe mama Don come back u Don see food chop that's why u a exhibiting all these energy now... stop fooling ur silly self nah ur mate here dey knack $5k every month after Expense, keep eating mama thank you

My friend only calls me whenever he's in 9ja, I don't know whether to be his PA or security but this same guy , we eat and wine when we were boys ,even nah my clothes he dey wore that time, he can't help you or gist u how he take travel but can buy u drinks and carry woman give u.. I have a rethink the very day he insulted me in my own village when we went there for something, I drove his car to nearby ATM to make some withdrawal and the car developed kick fault , I managed to brought it back, that day we supposed to return to base earlier , when I came back he was already shouting panicking and making noise , he talked to me in away that made my mom shed tears, because she was afar watching us.. I fixed the kick for him with the last money in my account 20k... that day I said to myself I rather be dead than to take this insult ever again in my life... After a month when I was at the airport lagos I called him to tell him am travelling, he didn't believe he switched it to video call for confirmation, I came to abroad things were tough I nearly deport myself in my first 3 months abroad but as times goes , things balance well moreover remembering the insults I received from him put me on my toes, I bought my first house, start building my own house in the village and God on my side I will be in Nigeria this December with my 4matic.. his only achievements is the venze the oyimbo woman bought for him when they were together... he has been in Nigeria since 2years now due to visa restrictions to China his base... the other day he didn't know when he asked me for fuel money, I gave him so he will eat his gots... I have forgiven him but I will remember that very day he insulted me in front of my mother when I see him face to face

Ndi farm toes nah opioo , you get 1.3m for account and that one no donyou to start genuine business.. anyway Endure the money Don go back as e take come...


Who knows how many men she scammed to get that 1.3m

Ndi farm toes nah opioo , you get 1.3m for account and that one no donyou to start genuine business.. anyway Endure the money Don go back as e take come...


How knows how many men she scammed to get that 1.3m

See what greediness reduced him to, he wants soft landing with stars studded club like PSG, he for come chelsea come dey bang goals anyhow but he chooses farmers league and think local farmers will allow him to score goals ,no nah it doesn't work that way

Ekletic:
You should be up to date before refuting things.

oh they add his dread nah, because I tall pass this guy

Same Nigeria that has highest number of unemployed, same Nigeria people are stampeding themselves for 20k N power job... you are a joke, u heard me very clearly, the list I remit to my Nigeria account every month just to keep it afloat after expenses here and home is nothing less than $2k and tell me how many years it will take u to see such money

Besk:
One million to the bank every month after expenses i.e. US$1,754.38 and you won’t let anybody else rest? Just $1,754? Woah!!! And that’s the line you deploy to woo girls and intimidate other members of your family?

I thought you were daft at first evaluation, now I know you’re a totally empty shell. An empty barrel who thinks he has arrived and is so self-conceited that he totally lacks a sense of ambition!!!

Just $1,754? And you come here to boast on it on Nairaland and try to use it to form big-boy and try to deride those you should be praying to God to let you even go half way they have come in life?

You’re totally hopeless!!! You’re not worth my time. Go to motorparks in Nigeria and meet your mates there many of whom even make more than #5m a month. Maybe when you’re done there, you can come back here to learn a little more.

and how much exactly are u making in a month , lemme see ur pay slip Internet billionaire

Besk:
You’re the butt of jokes on nairaland now. Everyone makes jest of you now. I’m enjoying seeing you show the world that it’s only Akpu inside your skull instead of white matter…

Your sifia pains are obviously getting more and more painful…

after making empty noise on nairaland he will then cry to bed without food in his stomach... which kind mumu full this kwantry self