Asking if d President or d Governor have ID card

D fear of Baba is beginning of wisdom

What of Mama Piss! Won't she jet out after all she contributed 90% of my gentle big uncle GEJ

News filtering is that d security personnels posted 2 Opobo/Nkoro LGA Rivers state are helping PDP thugs 2 disrupt elections in Nkoro three (3) wards[/b]

tartar9:
how will he ban his concubine

Pls mind ur tongue!

Governor Akpabio Bought Akwa Ibom Presidential Election Result For N2.5b And Prado Jeep – INEC Staff Confesses



The presidential and National Assembly elections in Akwa Ibom State were systematically rigged, an anonymous group in the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) alleges in a petition to the chairman, Attahiru Jega.

And results for next Saturday’s election have already been written, the group, “Concerned Staff of INEC, Akwa Ibom State”, said in a petition dated April 6.

They said that the March 28 hoax was perpetrated by the State Governor, Goodswill Akpabio, the Resident Electoral Commissioner and the Commissioner of Police, in league with some staff of INEC, and detailed how the election was rigged state-wide.

As of last Monday, five days to the governorship and State Assembly election when the petition itself was being written, the group said, “The Original Copies of the Results Sheets for the April 11th, 2015 elections have been handed over to the Governor to perfect yet another plan of rigging the elections.”

They therefore Professor Jega to postpone Saturday’s governorship and State Assembly elections in Akwa Ibom as there is a looming clash between the major parties which may culminate in bloodshed and loss of life.

They are also asking for the redeployment of the current Resident Electoral Commissioner in Akwa Ibom State in favour of an incorruptible one, and all Electoral Officers similarly redeployed to other States and fresh/new Electoral Officers deployed to the State for Saturday’s elections.

The petition alleges that the Resident Electoral Commissioner collected from Governor Akpabio a whopping N2.5 billion, a Prado Jeep and other items in bribes in exchange for allowing the governor to sit in his office and write the election results he wanted without sending any electoral materials to the respective Units and Local Government Areas.

Source: Sahara Reporters

LOVE UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

2nd Semester Exams For All Departments

Course: Advanced Love Statistics
Course code: LST 311
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. In not more than 10 pages, STATE the difference between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

NGEREBO, ENDY
Examiner

Goodluck

LOVE UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

2nd Semester Exams For All Departments

Course: Advanced Love Statistics
Course code: LST 311
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. In not more than 10 pages, STATE the difference between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

NGEREBO, ENDY
Examiner

Goodluck

THINGS SEX CAN DO

1. It makes some people religious = by saying:- Oh my God, Yes Lord. Thank you Lord


2. It gives some people their first musical lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh,annnnnnnh.


3. It Makes some people natural coaches = fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it, Don't stop,keep it up,harder! ,harder!


4. It Makes some people announce their own obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm finished, u will kil me ooo, Y do u kill me?, kill meeeee!


5. It Makes some ladies become terrorists = Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear it,beat it up, Let me feel it,bang it,bang it,hit hard


6. It make Others become respectful = Daddy I love you,I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you,Yes o, Thank you.


7. It Makes some people become loyal = Love U endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,... U are my world, My own, My all,My life.


8. It turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me...do it, give me again, again n again,do me please!


9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa


10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumba kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni!


Where do u belong? HAPPY MOTHER's DAY

D word cassava frm Nkoro(kirika) kasovia-meaning whitish

Kuku in Nkoro-kirika

Comrade Adokiye Stanley Parikor today (24/05/2014) marks exactly 1yr u left us 2 d gr8 beyond. Rest in Peace. Adieu ADOKS Paris we love u but God love best

Even 4 guys?

One good turn pays well. I also went tro hell when I was working in UBA. My so call BM n HOP were hell[color=#000099][/color]

Afterall Dino is not d 1st divorcée, he's jst following suit like him senior broz Chime of Enugu state

Pls, can sum1 help me out. Which Federal University in 9ja will accept 2.82 for M.sc in Fin & Banking? Kindly advice tro endybestcry@gmail.com or endybest_4realluv@yahoo.com

Pls, can sum1 help me out. Which Federal University in 9ja will accept 2.82 for M.sc? Kindly advice tro endybestcry@gmail.com or endybest_4realluv@yahoo.com

That is why these Boko Haram boyz are killing please their god, in d name marrying 70 virgin angels in heaven

kudos 2 them, but come ask how many pensioners were they able 2 settle since their existence. declaring profits on paper is nt d issue but transmitting in2 reality is d issue

May God grant their souls eternal REST. Also, God shall give Margaret d HEART 2 bear dis great Loss

True talk. Lady Bosses are really devil in human cloth. I resigned frm UBA cos of a lazy HOP who neva knw her work. Always believe on d "D Boss is always right"