₦airaland Forum

I check out women like I check out other visually amazing things. I love my car, but I check out other cars. I like my house but I check out other houses.

If I loved a woman I'd Still be the same. I
guess rubbernecking is in my blood, but I Still know how to love and cherish what I have.

A bird in the hand is worth two or more
in the bush.

I always say "it doesn't matter what makes you hungry as long as you only eat at home".

independent is a buzz word used by people who think it's a big deal to pay their own bills and can wipe their own a** without assistance.

JayKayMaybachz:
Hehehehehhee



Se.un yhu said, Bro that oga no gentle oo


Pesin wen dhey plank Tonto Dike


Gentle people no dhey follow her nii


Don't allow facial [photo] appearance deceive u oo

lol

JayKayMaybachz:
Not here



Who is a gentle ghuy on this forum?



Cos i know they ain't



Oga Enegod do yhu know of any?

se.un.. introduce her to him

I showed up at the girl's house, door opened and a sweet little old lady answered.. I said am i at the right place? She said yes and took my suit....I thought wow what a sweet mom.
She told me to have a seat so I did looking around to expect my date to enter the room at any time.

The little old lady sits down on the couch next to me..I smiled AND she smiled
Then she proceed to place her hands on the inside of my leg...I squirmed a little thinking wow mom may be a little friendly

Then she said...well here we are
She told me she put a 20yr. old pic. up because thats when she looked nicer.

True story
The End!

what an asss!

smh

no when you are a military man

Percentile:
Apparently

no I'm a gentleman

wristwatch:
This is really awkward oo

its pretty cool
You can try it...trust me you won't remain the same after that

In a graveyard

sinaj:
leave me alone jore... m not goin wid u again

*lifts her up and swings her*
now she is happy

skillzy101:
All through my schooling, i and some of my folks have always discussed about the art of yanking and love making, and i realized that a lot of them kinda roll with it(yanking), but its kinda funny that some of them that actually roll with the whole act can't tolerate their girlfriend doing the same thing. So i want to hear from you guys on Nairaland, what do you think about yanking ? Between love making and yanking which do you prefer ? Please clearly state your reasons. Peace!

and what the hell is yanking?
Did you learn that in prison?

sinaj:
lmao!!! oya cum lets go...i mean come lets geroutta here.

*grabs her yansh and walks out with her*

TIDDOLL:
yeaa..sure....wit d church ushers, nd choristers shey?

Yes, if they are females

*does the sign of the cross*
These people want to break my fasting

The yansh is ok anyways

There is nth wrong with it..He is a human and needs to get laid too

Percentile:
Hey. Its been a while. Dis one u commented without bashing d op

na everyday i dey bash?

they will definately find another big yanshed chicks

mirexxx:
diddydiva enegod happy Sunday 2 u

happy sunday dear

JayKayMaybachz:
Some ghuys just dhey display dia mumuish borrowed talents for here. .... Instead of them to open dia Bible the count each alphabet for the Bible nii


Hope sey flexing go dhey today, base ob Sunday map?

I'm on 40days and 40nights fasting...so no flexing