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Nigerians be ready for more hardships. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Standing from left to right, seun, Mynd44 and lalasticlala

When it is time to go, no one can stop it. It was her time to go

The end of census

bizhop01:
What sound do you expect to hear when you're riding in Lagos Ibadan expressway?

Tell your baby that her legs is too wide

her legs or her pusssssssy you meant?

Don't do it o. If her pusssssssy is too large for your prick, leave her and look for your size. For every prick, there is a pusssssssy.








Mynd44 I am hungry o

Beebah321:
No side effects.
This life is too short. So enjoy yourself.

says who? Just say you don't know

Chop and clean mouth, but make sure you use condoms and no exchange of phone calls and text messages. Help a sister in need of prick.




Mynd44 long time no see

Hmmmmmmm! Just for him to be Senate President. It is well

Rokiat:
And yet they will be complaining that Nigerian women like money but will be giving it out to other women interesting.

they're better and sweeter than most of you, moreover they are more affordable and they're also not orphans like most Nigerian girls

See their line-up against Real Madrid tonight. They have two extra players on the field.

Hallelujah!

Shadysen:
Dont forget you have a bro that says he stays in zoo he is monkey, that means WEST is a ZOO! Mr POTABLE!

his zoo is better than yours

This man called femi adeshina is a slowpoke

You had the opportunity to end the the relationship when you started seeing the red flag, but you didn't. Too late to cry baby!








Ashewo dey call you baby
You dey smile🤦

Borno State is the best. Go there and thank me later






Ashewo dey call you baby
You dey smile

Talentuex:
I've always been caught in the middle about moving abroad..
Cos when I look at the cost its +(-)20million.. with that money I can buy a decent house In Ibadan and b come a landlord
And sometimes I think about my kids and would want them to have opportunities I never had., It's a constant battle for me do I move or stay?

omo move o. Do not say I didn't tell you

Seagodess:
some still want to use the certificate Sir.. one year won't kill Dem

to come do wetin?

Shetemi12:
Kogi is worse

na lie. I fok girls tire for that place including those wearing hijabs

Rivguydee:
Imo State… ashawo there na grade by grade. E get the ones you go just give indomie and they’re all yours

even with okpa and coke you go catch them for till day break

Quelme:
Don't go to any IPOB state. My advise.

the place is only meant for animals in human skin

nnenwa5:
Seun, this is how you want to fight tribalism on your forum. He even mentioned one of your top mod yet the comment is still standing.

dead on arrival

The Court of Appeal acting as the presidential election tribunal has the Inherent jurisdiction under "section 6(6) of the 1999" constitution to maintain the status quo ante by restraining the Federal Govt. from swearing in the president elect on the 29th of May 2023 until the determination of the election petition

The reason being that section 134(1)(a) and section 135(2) of 1999 constitution as amended states that the president holds office until (a) the president elect takes the oath of office while section 135(2) says that the tenure of the president commences when he takes the oath of allegiance and oath of office.

There is nothing in this sections of the constitution that stipulates that the tenure of the present govt. must end on May 29th 2023 nor did it stipulates that the tenure of the incoming govt. must start on 29th May 2023.
Since the legitimacy of the return of Bola Ahmed Tinubu as the president elect in the just concluded presidential election is before the Court of Appeal, it would amount to dissipation or destruction of the Res (subject matter of Dispute) to allow for the inauguration or swearing- in of Bola Ahmed Tinubu as the president of the federal Republic of Nigeria while the matter is in court.
In other to balance the trial and give court free space to decide on the matter, it is absolutely necessary that the Presidential Election Tribunal puts on hold the swearing-in or inauguration of the alleged President elect pending the final decision of the highest court of the land. It is after this that the adjudged winner of the election can legitimately take the oath of office and oath of allegiance. It is also then it can be said that the tenure of the present govt. can be said to have come to an end and a new tenure commencing.
It will sound novel that this position is being propagated but that is the true and undiluted position of the constitution of Nigeria. Sections 134 and 135 are clear and must be given their literal interpretation. So long as the constitution does not say that the tenure of every level of govt must come to an end on the 29th of May 2023, then the position of sections 134 &135 of the constitution must be given its imprimatur by the courts of the land.
A presidential election petition is no more important than every other litigation in the country and since other States now have their off-season elections by court decisions, it then goes to give credence to the fact that May 29th is not sacrosanct for the inauguration of a new govt. The swearing of a new govt. at the federal level, must await the final decision of the highest court of the land. My humble view on this matter........
# Barr. Ifeanyi Anugom.

NB. This is what Peter Obi used against Ngigie and Andy Uba in tenure interpretation.

Igbo kwenu

Baba don vex patapata for Tinubu







At age of 5, u asked ur Dad for Money. 18 it's ur BF, 28 it's ur husband. 54 ur male children. Women, when will u stop begging🤷

At age of 5, u asked ur Dad for Money. 18 it's ur BF, 28 it's ur husband. 54 ur male children. Women, when will u stop begging🤷

Saao:
and the deputy will take over

for where?

Sex with a pregnant woman too dey sweet, especially with another man's wife, na dat one dey sweet pass sef

Dear Nigerian Northern brothers, I hope this message meets you well and that you receive it well.

I have been meeting people here in Canada 🇨🇦. Fellow Africans, including one young boy from Cote D’Ivorie 🇨🇮 I just met.

Everyone who knows I’m from Nigeria 🇳🇬 tells me he knows Igbos and Yorubas in his country. None has mentioned Hausa, Fulani or Hausa Fulani or even Kanuri. They don’t know you. You guys don’t leave Nigeria 🇳🇬 to go and hustle outside and get us “Diaspora remittances”.

You just stay in Nigeria 🇳🇬 looking for Govt work as “Govt pikins”. Every Government meeting I see on local Nigerian 📺 stations, I see plenty of Hausa caps and Babariga. You guys have occupied everywhere, DG this, DG that, is you! Dollars and “Diaspora remittances” don’t fall like “manna from heaven” ooo🧏🏽🧏🏿‍♂️

People hustle overseas to make and repatriate dollars. Even when you people school overseas, you rush back to Nigeria to come and share “national cake” that has almost finished in any case🤷🏽‍♂️

You’re fasting now. Soon, you’ll fly off for Hajj. CBN will give dollars at a discretionary rate.

Where will those dollars come from?🤔 From heaven?🤔

You guys move it oooo. Nigeria 🇳🇬 belongs to everyone, and all hands must be on deck🧏🏿‍♂️🧏🏽

Sincerely yours
The Diasporan

BloomingDale:
The problem with you men is that you don’t appreciate what wives do. Do you know how tasking it is to look after children, especially the mental effort it requires. You have to be constantly on alert to make sure they are okay, and you guys have not made it easy by preying on children. Imagine being in a state of constant adrenaline all the time. That will drain any human being. Then you now add household chores on top. Well, the woman has checked out.

The husband should better stop doing the bare minimum and start helping the wife with the household chores, even if it requires going to the market to buy the food ingredients, getting the laundry prepared for the house-help or wife to do, cooking everyday things like rice, yam, eba if the wife makes the soup and stew etc.

I’m pretty sure If the husband is as stressed as the wife he won’t be thinking about sex all the time.

did you read the whole story at all? I don't think so