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Funjosh and eleko1 you better talk to your pricks. Vickyrotex o je ba awon ore so ohun to nje Otito oro. Olorun o ni yo oro epon kuro loro wa o

muchroom:
Don't mind them. You are a new improved living dictionary

get out

Chei so mynd44 is going to be deported be that. E good sef, all her yanga go reduce for our area

Yinmu. Empty threat.

Tiwatopebabe:
Haaaaaa. Did you construct all these sentences for a purpose? I hope you say yes 'cos if this is you speaking English the way you know how to, then, you need to step out of NL for a while and get a grasp of your brain.

what is wrong with what I wroted? Is it a seen for one to tell the true?abeg leaf me jo.

Lizzydonnah:
Lol, burned children? How?

see JAMB question o. You are a woman and you're asking me how women are burning childrens, what kind of question is that? Have you not sinned where childrens were burned before?

Colonelswitz101:
Oh they burned their childrens eh? Tell me more..

yes now. So you doesn't know all this people. Ask Vickyrotex she will tell you more about them

Nmezor:
U again?.Oga dey ur lane this morning abeg

How I go dey my lane with this heavy traffic wey dey for road? If you no move I go jam you and nothing go happen

talk2aikay:
I have come to realize that most times when people complain, criticise and protest, it is not because they have nobler ideals or mean well. They’re only protesting their exclusion from those that would partake in an agenda. Give them a chance to be a part of it and they’ll sing a different song.

that's a lie

Nmezor:
Hmmm

see as you dey moan like sey the thing don enter dey touch you for throat

Rubbish. How many of their members that burned childrens did they visited, but because this one that burned a children is married to a reach man they decided to go and visit him because they know that the husband must give them kola and transport money. Bunch of hungry people. Vickyrotex iya wa abi kini mo wi?

Nonsense.

Audio salary. Una dey decieve una self
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Yinmu.

The kind disgrace wey den go take disgrace this man, him ancestors and unborn generations go pity am. Person dey dem wan roast chop come go dey put oil for body. Make we talk true there is nobody in Nigeria that will head EFCC without chopulating something, not even Buhari that is claiming to be saint.

VickyRotex:
You be thief abi? We're coming for you

yinmu! Buhari sef dey thief

smallsmall:
Just KNEEL, if you must pick your Soap and stay straight as you get up from that position.
Doggy-Style is always looking for those trying to bend and pick their soap.

na wa o

VickyRotex:
Smh. I just tire for your matter.

One prayer for you: may you never commit a crime and may you never go to prison. Amin.

I no know sey you like me rich this level o. Why you no come dey pray for me any time lalasticlala, mynd44 and co dey send themselves go nairaland prison?

VickyRotex:
Only person wey don smoke osogbo weed go quote imself for im comment. We know sey na you be notoriousbabe, yet you dey quote yourself. You well so? >>>rhetorical question Get sense for once.

oiiin

shogsman:
I've had the opportunity or misfortune to see firsthand how American prison system works having worked in one before and here are the difference.
In the nigerian system you get a bed and share everything with your roommates,but if you have money the sky is your limit,you could make the guards your errand boys and they'd get you everything you need including,I still chat and play pubg with someone in one of the prisons in this Nigeria.
You could get high on whatever you want on a daily basis,you could get a special room for yourself with much more space all you have to do is to grease the right palm.

In the American prison system, the only good thing your money can buy you is devices like torchlight, radio,puzzles from the commissary.
If you have steady income you can get drugs from fellow inmates too.
Bribing guards is almost useless as they can't do anything for you,you don't get any special treatment, you share a 4 by 4 cell with strangers just like everyone else,if you're new then you can't enroll in the PI for sometime so you're stuck with your normal jail routines.
Brace up for racism, cos in there you follow your kind
As a newbie you're at risk of getting stabbed during any gang altercation cos you're an easy target,you'll experience rape especially if you're a fine boy like hushpuppi, don't drop your soap,and if you drop it just leave it there.
This guys should brace up cos their crime was targeted at the country so the guards will try to make their life a living hell and trust me they'll succeed cos they're mostly white and almost half of them are racists.
Once inmates starts learning about who he is,he should get ready for constant jumping cos this mofos are gonna be really pissed at him,unfortunately there aiint gon be many Nigerians there to roll with but eventually he'll get acclimatized with black Americans, I said eventually because even black American inmates are sometimes racists towards Africans.
Lastly this particular prison is very very dangerous.

bros please tell me why I should not bend down to pick my soap?

medolab90:
You are only speaking of the environment. Beauty outside, Hell within . Forget all the finest no man would wish for that.


[s]Naija bad Naija bad but he never reach that level[/s].

bros e pass dat level. Talk true and shame the devil

Chei omo see fine prison looking like a palace. This prison go make international crime to dey hungry some people here o. Vickyrotex iya wa abi kini mo wi?

SpecialAgent:
I pride myself as some1 who doesn't give a shyt about the mundane life. But seriously, God forgive me, Lara oshomole is one beautiful woman

not only beautiful. Her ringtones go sweet die. If you know you know

When monkey got married to mammy water

Nonso92:
Hope it won't get to the stage of bloodshed oo,

Cos e no dey hard dem for Lagos to comot cutlass

Na that one go sweet me for belle sef

Realadey:
Chaiii

Why are you chaiing him?

Finally they nailed him. Truth be told WE are all thieves, but na the person wey dem catch be barau. Vickyrotex iya wa abi kini mo wi?

stanliwise:
I get you. But I must point out that in as much as we have the word “responsible”, we also have a word “over-responsible”.
A man who impregnated a girl is responsible for the pregnancy(During the stage), and the child when he/she is born. He has the responsibility of playing a fatherly role on the child. Getting married because one impregnate a girl is too much of a log to carry. And I feel it is nothing that BlackMail.

I concur. No one can use pregnancy to tie me down, not even mynd44, Vickyrotex, seunmohmoh,Bola146 or notoriousbabe

I don't know why you are wasting your time coming here to disturb us. Marriage is not by force and it is meant to be enjoyed. If you know you do not love the girl and you are no longer enjoying the relationship, call it quits and take a walk. Forget about the child that is tying you down, your child will survive and your happiness matters too. You can't continue to live in bondage for the rest of your life. Get out now before the devil will push you to do what you will forever regret for the rest of your life. Vickyrotex iya wa abi kini mo wi?