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None of them. Absolutely none of them. Mynd44 on my mind.

That's one of the benefits of a pastor. Please don't spoil their business

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! That's a very bad amen o. It means something bad is going to happen in your household. It's a very bad amen.

Cmanforall:
Please don’t say this!

How about the Toilet project?

the toilet don full and him no come pack am for us. That's why we rejected him.

Make Desmond idiot go rest abeg. Let another person take over. Surulere is not your father's company.

The bed that produced most nairalanders excluding me

That's the final stage of HIV/AIDS.

Very good. That's how it supposed to be. Next time slap her or punch her. I hate nonsense.

All this copy and paste rubbish won't work here in Nigeria. Na una dey make people to go rob for night.

See as they bullied Peter Obi there. The man is too simple and gentle for my liking. He can't be a good president in Nigeria. Nigeria needs a mad man to move the country forward. Not sme sme man like Obi.

CHIEFCHICKEN:
Jesus Christ of Nazareth what are they using Garri to do over there

they us it to feed their animals

The course of living is very high over here, everything is very expenses. A mudu of rice here in New York is $20 and a mudu of gari is $30. Same thing in the UK where my cousin is living.

It's her write to contest and it's the write of her people to say yes or no.

Op please check your mouth and body odours.

That's cobra now. Most people keep it at home as a pet.

WizardOfNG:
Lol. @OP, it is Monday morning so let us begin the week with politeness for each other.

In that spirit, I politely implore to put down whatever you are smoking so you can being thinking clearly and critically.

You Obidients are something else walahi.

in Wike's voice

How do you discard your wedding ring after losing your partner?

Some people say you should place it in the casket before burial; a final gesture of love and closure. But what happens if, like me, you didn’t think of that at the time? Does that now carry some deeper meaning, as some might assume?

I’m simply asking, sincerely: how do you part with your wedding ring?


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My prediction for 2027 presidential Elections Results in all states, after careful study.

Any surprise?

1. Lagos
APC Tinubu/Shettima: 620,000 votes
NDC Obi/Kwankwaso: 850,000 votes
ADC Atiku/Makinde: 90,000 votes

2. Oyo
APC: 400,000 votes
NDC: 450,000 votes
ADC: 480,000 votes WINNER

3. Ogun
- APC: 510,000 votes WINNER
- NDC: 300,000 votes
- ADC: 120,000 votes

4. Ondo
- APC: 350,000 votes WINNER
- NDC: 180,000 votes
- ADC: 100,000 votes

5. Ekiti
- APC: 220,000 votes WINNER
- NDC: 90,000 votes
- ADC: 70,000 votes

6. Osun
- APC: 320,000 votes
- NDC: 280,000 votes
- ADC: 350,000 votes WINNER

SOUTH WEST TOTAL: APC 2,420,000 NDC 2,150,000 | ADC 1,210,000

1. Anambra NDC: 950,000 | APC: 20,000 ADC: 15,000

2. Enugu NDC: 600,000 | APC: 10,000 | ADC: 20,000

3. Imo NDC: 550,000 | APC: 80,000 | ADC: 40,000

4. Abia NDC: 480,000 | APC: 8,000 | ADC: 12,000

5. Ebonyi NDC: 420,000 | APC: 40,000 | ADC: 30,000

SOUTH EAST TOTAL:NDC 3,000,000 APC 158,000 | ADC 117,000

1. River NDC: 680,000 | ADC: 400,000 | APC: 300,000

2. Delta NDC: 550,000 | ADC: 350,000 | APC: 180,000

3. Edo NDC: 420,000 | ADC: 150,000 | APC: 100,000

4. Akwa Ibom ADC: 420,000 | NDC: 350,000 | APC: 100,000

5. Bayelsa ADC: 200,000 | NDC: 120,000 | APC: 40,000

6. Cross River NDC: 300,000 | ADC: 180,000 | APC: 120,000

SOUTH SOUTH TOTAL: NDC 2,420,000 | ADC 1,700,000 | APC 840,000

1. Benue NDC: 520,000 | APC: 350,000 | ADC: 200,000

2. Kogi APC: 420,000 | NDC: 250,000 | ADC: 180,000

3. Kwara APC: 380,000 | NDC: 200,000 | ADC: 150,000

4. Nasarawa NDC: 480,000 | APC: 220,000 | ADC: 180,000

5. Niger APC: 450,000 | NDC: 300,000 | ADC: 220,000

6. Plateau NDC: 600,000 | APC: 150,000 | ADC: 100,000

7. FCT NDC: 400,000 | APC: 80,000 | ADC: 60,000 NDC WINNER

NORTH CENTRAL TOTAL: NDC 2,750,000 | APC 2,050,000 | ADC 1,090,000

1. Kano NDC: 1,600,000 | APC: 500,000 | ADC: 400,000

2. Kaduna NDC: 900,000 | ADC: 700,000 | APC: 600,000

3. Katsina ADC: 800,000 | APC: 700,000 | NDC: 500,000

4. Sokoto ADC: 500,000 | APC: 400,000 | NDC: 350,000

5. Kebbi ADC: 400,000 | APC: 350,000 | NDC: 250,000

6. Zamfara APC: 450,000 | ADC: 300,000 | NDC: 200,000

7. Jigawa APC: 400,000 | ADC: 350,000 | NDC: 300,000

NORTH WEST TOTAL: NDC 4,100,000 | ADC 3,450,000 | APC 3,400,000

1. Adamawa ADC: 600,000 | NDC: 300,000 | APC: 200,000

2. Bauchi NDC: 550,000 | ADC: 500,000 | APC: 350,000

3. Borno APC: 700,000 | ADC: 300,000 | NDC: 200,000

4. Gombe ADC: 350,000 | NDC: 250,000 | APC: 200,000

5. Taraba ADC: 400,000 | NDC: 350,000 | APC: 150,000

6. Yobe ADC: 350,000 | APC: 300,000 | NDC: 180,000

NORTH EAST TOTAL: ADC 2,500,000 | APC 1,900,000 | NDC 1,830,000

FINAL RESULT — 37 STATES + FCT

NDC Peter Obi/Kwankwaso:
- Total Votes: 16,250,000
- States Won: 20 State
- 25% in: 28 States

APC Tinubu/Shettima
- Total Votes: 10,768,000
- States Won: 9 States

ADC Atiku/Makinde:
- Total Votes: 10,067,000
- States Won: 8 States

WINNER: NDC OBI/KWANKWASO 20 States + Majority + Constitutional spread
#NDC #PETEROBI2027

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Angelfrost:
Game is likely ending in a draw...!

wehdone o

Haydens:
I heard that Bruno is leaving too and those two are the key players right now in man u, plus he needs to shuffle some players too. Carrick has the ability to build new players from a scratch and I believe that he can do it.

Bruno is not going anywhere soon

misreal:
Its 2.1 against United.

prophet of doom

It's only selfish and wicked people that will say that Tinubu is not working. How many people fit afford this during Buhari and Jonathan's times?

YoungBTCxchange:
Is man u a club or a name of animal

very dry joke. My 3 years old cousin can do better than this.

Agbadocassava:
Liverpool to win 3-1 today

in Wike's voice, this is for you.

Op, I don't care what happened between you and your landlord. All I want is just for you to link me up with this babe. I love those things on her chest

They are fat and ugly. So so ugly.

Op please delete numbers 6 and 7. They are not supposed to exist.

Dshocker:
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Resurrection ke, young man, your father is dead, just prepare for his funeral.

I'm very sure na the money to buy the coffee and do the man's burial is the problem. If you know how much they sell coffee and gaskets now, to die go dey fear you.