₦airaland Forum

silibaba:
If na ibo man get glo, I sure say by now mtn for don pack up.

what does this even mean?

Questionnairae:
Should I be Worried about this Gecko?
Are Geckoes really agents of witchcraft?

I hate those things, where I live, it's illegal to kill them, and rat poison won't work, because they only feed on insects, util my wife got this, they hate the smell you won't see them again

Igirigimercenar:
What kind of offer is tinubu giving to this people?

I mean I have never seen this kind of thing in my whole life

Not like the present administration is performing or even trying to perform, infact it is the worst administration I have seen so far on earth. So what is tinubu offering this people that the rest of us don't know about

Oga Fergie001, what is going on my brother?

I dislike dishonesty. How can any honest individual claim that this government has not been functioning or achieving results within just two years? Come on, the fact that your preferred candidate, Peter Obi, lost the election does not justify ignoring the positive accomplishments of this administration.

mohbadliveson:
Years ago, Onanuga was busy abusing the PDP government. Now he can't see anything wrong in this government where he is eating. This old lying man will soon go into oblivion like his predecessor, Femi Adesina.

Am just so tired sharing a country with people that talk like dis person...and dey re always d same set of people

franchasng:
Nigeria is beyond redemption honestly.

The only way for Nigerians to stand a chance with the world again is by peacefully dividing Nigeria using the existing 6-geopolitcal zone as template for 6 new countries but if any region or regions then want to sincerely merge together, they can do so willingly on their own.

With that, Nigerians will get a new name, new nation, new leaders, new values and new passports.
Second alternative is to restructure Nigeria using the 6 geopolitical zones to make 6 independent regions of Nigeria and then change the name from Nigeria to "United Regions of Africa" (URA).
With this, Nigeria will get a new name, new system of government, renewed spirit, new passport and new national policies to set Nigeria on the pathway to communal progress for all
Without this, Nigeria goes no where, sadly

After we do all this, criminals will stop committing crimes?

I had a FirstClass Bsc in Gelogy and Mining 1997 and I think I was the only student at that time with 1st class, but trust me you will still have to pass interviews, I think the only thing my first class did for me was grant me access to these interviews...I worked with one of the companies that came to recruit me for 26yrs until I retired in 2023

I have learnt something in life...I hear her side, now let's hear the otherside...Two sides and the truth...

COMING FROM AN ILLITERATE MAN THAT CAN'T EVEN PROUNCE ANY WORD...O SHI REDE REDE

ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKtaV9Rxm70?si=I8mQqojn9WIMRgoN

Controversial Nigerian cleric, Prophet Chukwuemeka Odumeje, has stirred reactions after declaring that President Bola Tinubu was not divinely anointed to lead the nation.

Speaking during a recent church service, Odumeje claimed that Tinubu forced his way into power and was not chosen by God, challenging the popular belief among some religious and political circles.

who's going to tell this one...all land bought in Lagos are on 99year lease and again let's see who's going to give you C OF O

SeeWahala:
We don't care

We just want to buy up and own all the lands there and rent it out to your descendants, you can chop your indigenous status like Amala, we no send am

TinubuCriminal:
Hahahaha

All the juicy positions to the south west
EFCC, IGP, CBN, Defence, COAS, GMDs, DGs, Comptroller & juicy ministries

While south east have ministers of states for dead portfolios, MDs and SSAPs (whatever the hell that is)



Tinubu is a bloody criminal
Take it to the fucking bank!

This account owner, not only a hater of Tinubu, he/she hates the Yoruba race and Nigeria...I am 100% sure they're Igbo. If I was Tinubu no appointment will go to the South East, because I didn't get any support from them...Please dis human get a life, with ur hatred heart, I wonder wat u re doing on a Yoruba man's Platform spreading your hate

You will come on Ronu nairaland to insult the people that have added to your life despite, your mannerless attitude...Pls go get a brain

Sermwell:
Who hailed Tinubu for this? Was kyari responsible for increase in fuel prices? They have just orchestrated propaganda to sack him and appoint another ronu wailing bastard!

Watch as brainwashed agbado munching nitwits quote me with their brainless rantings

Hospitals in Nigeria, will be looking like a cheap motel...Can't we build proper medical hospital?

Glimpsetv:
Nigerian internet personality Kuye Oghenevwede Adegoke, professionally known as Egungun of Lagos or simply Egungun, recently welcomed a child with his wife. The couple received a special hospital visit from renowned Yoruba gospel singer Tope Alabi.
In an emotional video that has gone viral, Tope Alabi began singing the moment the hospital door opened.

As she approached Egungun’s wife, who was seated on her hospital bed wearing a hospital gown with a drip still attached to her hand, the new mother stretched her arms wide and embraced Tope Alabi while she continued singing.

Overwhelmed with joy, the mother joined in the worship song, closing her eyes as if in a deep moment of prayer.

The touching video has stirred emotions online, with many internet users sharing heartfelt congratulations.
Egungun first gained mainstream attention when his videos were reposted on social media by Snoop Dogg and Tunde Ednut a few years ago. Since then, he has remained in the entertainment spotlight.

Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNpmryi642c?si=O6F2WzCXvU9zOItA

Honestly, when I see comments like this, I get so worried and confused. Are these people just plain silly or just been mendacious.

Apart from the fact, that their saviour Trump, he's racist and hates anything black since his younger days. I could go on, but am tired.

Wizardslayer:
We need trump to rule all the whole Africa.

Trump don't care if you're pleased or not.

GeneralPula:
Good one..

God bless Nigeria and as God dey bless Nigeria, God punish all enemies of Nigeria..

The Enemies within are more than external...Our Enemies join forces with many, they now go by name Obidient...they will all perish,,,Nigeria will rise from ashes

RealityKings1:
Honestly, it would be better to use that advantage and relocate to Europe... Just make sure it's another place apart from this continent.

Look at them, ENEMIES OF PROGRESS, ENIMIES OF NIGERIA....and you people will never leave Nigeria....wow negative humans...I travel all over the world, ther's no place no place like Nigeria, yes we lack tangible amenities, but with years, most of created those things and we live our lives...

Emma09:
Una dey whine me ni? Make una sha no jam SA o. Na die straight.

well SA is a very strong team, so is the Ausi's they just defeated

All you trump supporter never seized to amaze me...Trump created Tiktok problems in the first place and now offer solution to the wahala he started...u guys are so gullible

SIXTEENTH:
Let's do it J. Trump

Wow, I don't agree with you, if you're selling your state as a tourist destination, you need to make alot of adjustment for foreigners and domestic tourist, am yoruba and I go to france, and many other non English speaking countries that are big on tourism, they all make allowance as per communicating with others that don't speak native languages

Gajagojo:
Yoruba is the language of Lagos
So your remark about assuming everyone speaks Yoruba is offensive and stupid
That is their homeland

What happens in Luanda, Sao Paolo , Beijing, Paris or Bogota. ??

You go to their homeland and say they assume everyone speaks Yoruba. If you cannot make an effort to learn do not go there.

The fact that you slavishly accept anglicization does not mean everyone else will or must. We view English as a mark of enslavement and will discard it one day.
You can continue teaching your children English if you like

Lagos is a Yoruba state not a global city . It is not for you to make aspirations for the owners of the land on their behalf. You people just open your mouths to vomit shit

No advice can prepare you for this new journey you found yourself....even though you feel it's the end of the world, hang in there, with time you will be ok...

Odafe360:
I posted a previous topic about my divorce with my wife and i got alot of advice on this platform which really encouraged & have me strength.

I'm really grateful for the nairaland community. The only issue i'm still battling with right now is how to move on, i'm trying everyday to forget the past, but the more i try, the more it's becoming fresh in my heart and the pains too. I won't lie to you it's difficult. Sincerely sometimes i cry and the thoughts of ending my life comes and goes. I don't drink, I don't smoke, neither do i womannize and worst of all i don't have much friends cos I'm more of an introvert.

A snippet of the entire problem is that most times we have an issue and she leaves the house, i've always been the one going to speak to her mum, plead and bring them back home, that's why whenever there's problem and she goes back to her mom's place, nobody from her family would contact me to even hear my side because I've become like a fool to them cos they know i'll still come. This last one that she left, we just had a little issue and she packed a her things and left. So many people not to go to her family house and beg this time around since i didn't send them packing. I swear guys, i've forgiven and tolerated what 90% of men won't forgive nor tolerate from her.

Please guys help a brother with more advice, how do i move on?

WOW!!! N7000? I pay N17,000 in the country I live for the same option

nlfpmod:
https://nairametrics.com/2024/07/24/netflix-increases-subscription-price-by-40-in-nigeria/#google_vignette

I wonder their obsession with a man like Donald Trump, a man that loathe the ideal of being black, and talkless blacks from Africa...

This man actually called African countries 'Sh.t hole', the majority of this misplaced priorities are coming from one tribe in Nigeria.

I stopped opening anything related to DT on this Nairaland.

Forkthiefnubu:
They got no cause and don’t deserve any special representations , they are bigots and don’t respect the culture and traditions of the ppl where they inhabit , imagine exporting their puerile politics to a morden western world , I will campaign against them vehemently

This one must be filled with bitterness...so much hate and anger....sorry you haven't see anything yet

RxSameer:
Pastor Tobi of UK comes to mind welcome anty

Judging from her looks, I don't think is Pastor Tóbi...he has a spec and she's not

This is a very nice thing coming out of Nigeria, this Air peace guy has always been a good Nigerian and he's good to all irrespective of tribe.

There are few people on X twitter expressing dissatisfaction concerning the Airline uniform and that's about it, but one thing I have noticed on this platform, there are a lot of commentators from southern Eastern part of the country that have alot to say about Southern Western Nigerian people and very derogatory and unpleasant views, but on this topic they're claiming nothing is wrong which I agreed, the choice of uniform of a private airline should not be up for a debate but can you imagine if the Airpeace guy is a Yoruba or hausa man and dressed his staffs in a Yoruba attire?

FiFi....please come them say u no be naija....I go send you this link I no say u no dey Nairaland....

KiNg0G:
Scripted. I can swear on my left balls that he ain't no nigerian

Just imagine if the case were to be reversed...al hell will break loose he might not walk out the mosquealive...

muyico:
He wanna cause trouble but leave him alone!

This quote made me signed into Nairaland account...I haven't sign in about 6years...The hate dis CAF have for Nigeria is too much...

Haydens:
C.A.F hates Nigeria players and their progress.

The gave out the best XI but not even a single Nigerian player was there now osimhen powerful performance surprised and now regretting why they didn't put him there.

Pathetic! They'll surely fail woefully.

I hope caf president no come from south Africa or Ghana.

Typical Naija way...emotional response to a debate or dialogue, I disagree with a lot of things the guy was saying bt somethings were true, Afrobeat needs a face and don't say Fela, Fela created the Genre but that was it, the genre took off and now Afrobeat is bigger than Fela...

Please this is the link to the complete discussions, listen and make up your own mind...https:///2XaG1Fu

Oh... Thank the lord... Am abuser coming on a public platform bragging about how he struck another human being and people still gave him audience.

Please come slap someone here in an idea world if you won't end up been sued.

Nonsense... Go get help before you kill someone [color=#990000][/color]

What do you want to know... I live in Gaborone my wife is from there, we moved to Botswana in 2009 from Cape Town

mascot87:
How does shopping @ a mall in large numbers made d mall a Tourist attraction centre hun. You must be high on some cow[b] dunk[/b]

typical Nigerian Education...DUNG NOT DUNK...Bad English