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Health / Re: My Hiv Panic Journey by EngineerBode: 1:45pm On Jul 30, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
Indeed You don't Care about Your HEALTH .... So it took you 2 Full Solid Years for that your Large ForeHead and that your IGBOtic Lips to realize that you had to go for a TEST.

Oga to Slap you just dey hungry me.

What has IGBO got to do with someone running a test?

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Health / Re: My Hiv Panic Journey by EngineerBode: 1:44pm On Jul 30, 2020
You played yourself. Put yourself through unnecessary trauma. If you are scared, travel to a distant town, Run test using a different name. Know your status instead of assuming.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Hopes Of Finishing Serie A's Top Scorer Fade Away by EngineerBode: 1:34pm On Jul 30, 2020
Bossman25:
In your dreams
You think Laliga dey dash player anyhow penalty abii....Pendu scoring 15 penalty kicks....out of 31goals.....is that one a striker.....


No he is a goal keeper

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Housemate Caught On Camera Last Night Having $*x by EngineerBode: 1:20pm On Jul 30, 2020
Rubbishly rubbish

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interviewer Asked- You Studied Mathematics Why Do You Apply As Digital Marketer? by EngineerBode: 1:11pm On Jul 30, 2020
Just tell him you are passionate about digital marketing

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Celebrities / Re: Newlywed Soldier Reportedly Murdered By Fellow Military Colleague In Borno by EngineerBode: 1:10pm On Jul 30, 2020
They must have killed him for fighting Boko haram
Webmasters / Re: .. by EngineerBode: 1:08pm On Jul 30, 2020
How much?
Politics / Re: Pdp Plans To Unleash Terror In Edo State Election Revealed! by EngineerBode: 1:07pm On Jul 30, 2020
APC just succeeded in announcing their own agenda

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Sports / Re: Frank Onyeka Voted Player Of The Season In Denmark by EngineerBode: 12:59pm On Jul 30, 2020
nograv:


I take it you haven't spent much time in Denmark or Scandinavia??

They hate black people there...

He has done well in football?? Who cares. I would rather see a black Zuckerberg..

You people should shut up. They hate black people yet they gave a black person MVP of the season. The truth is that blacks are their own problem. They think they are the centre of the world. They think everyone is concerned about them. You go overseas, commit crime, you are punished then scream racism. Park well jor

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Blasts Men Who Expect Her To Date Them Just For Their Dreams -video by EngineerBode: 12:40pm On Jul 30, 2020
She is now homeless. No more Banana Island house. Now she is looking for another old man to sponsor her Instagram show off

I know a G-guy that has smashed this Toke. He does online dating on dating sites like Bit Mistress. A white lady he met on Bit Mistress paid him over N10m. It was this money he used to take Toke shopping till he smashed the puna

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TV/Movies / Re: Maureen Esisi Kisses Bbnaija Prince Via TV by EngineerBode: 11:32am On Jul 30, 2020
linohlex:
[color=#006600][/color] what is head please?

Ori Obo
Politics / Re: Enugu Civil Servants To Resume On August 3 by EngineerBode: 11:26am On Jul 30, 2020
Some states don't have governors

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Celebrities / Re: Finally, Bobrisky Shows Off His Wealthy Bae - "I Love You" by EngineerBode: 11:14am On Jul 30, 2020
grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: APC Kicks As Wike Insists Obaseki Has No Opponent In Edo by EngineerBode: 10:57am On Jul 30, 2020
They should just do this election tomorrow and forget it
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija2020: Throwback Photo Of Davido And Bbnaija Housemate, Nengi Surfaces by EngineerBode: 10:50am On Jul 30, 2020
Then Davido was a child. She was excited to take pics with a child. chai
Crime / Re: Woman Chained To Pillar For Ten Hours By Her Husband Rescued In Ebonyi (photos) by EngineerBode: 10:44am On Jul 30, 2020
nkwuocha1:
Hmm

Nina ehn some husbands need to be shot at close range with a sniper.

You cannot shoot with a sniper. A sniper is a person. He snipes with a rifle
Crime / Re: Woman Chained To Pillar For Ten Hours By Her Husband Rescued In Ebonyi (photos) by EngineerBode: 10:42am On Jul 30, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


Needed here to come and do what exactly? Re-chain the woman? Find the man and chain him? Perhaps, find Igbere TV and chain them for reporting this news?



It's like you people love mentioning feminism anytime you want to be mischievous.

I said feminist not a village oponu like you. Stop appearing when feminists are mentioned because you aren't one

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Crime Should Be Punished, Not Pampered By Oke Umurhohwo by EngineerBode: 10:35am On Jul 30, 2020
Refurbish means they still carry their criminality with a new name tag

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TV/Movies / Re: Maureen Esisi Kisses Bbnaija Prince Via TV by EngineerBode: 10:08am On Jul 30, 2020
Chris2863:

How is this our problem now?? Lolz
The first paragraph is. The second paragraph is for comic relief
Politics / Re: Pictures Of NDDC Abandoned Projects by Hon Nicholas Mutu In Delta State by EngineerBode: 10:07am On Jul 30, 2020
Following
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Hopes Of Finishing Serie A's Top Scorer Fade Away by EngineerBode: 9:57am On Jul 30, 2020
The pausing of the league affected many players performance. Both Messi and Ronaldo. Even in Nigeria, it was the same thing. Footballers had to face other hustle

2 young guys on my street that used to be in one football academy were home for 3 good months. They started doing online dating on dating sites like Bit Mistress. One even uses Cossy Ojiokor pics as his profile to attract white men because of her big chest. Now, they are always buying designers clothes like Hushpuppi. They recently bought a lexus ES350.

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TV/Movies / Re: Maureen Esisi Kisses Bbnaija Prince Via TV by EngineerBode: 9:48am On Jul 30, 2020
Dating a lagos babe now is scary. Many of them are Oloshos with mental issues

That is how I carried one olosho girl. When we wanted to do the main thing, she was telling me she loves head. I was like "you want me to give you head". She said yes that she loves it so much. I said I would give her head on the condition that she returns the N15k I paid her for day break. Mad girls

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Crime / Re: Woman Chained To Pillar For Ten Hours By Her Husband Rescued In Ebonyi (photos) by EngineerBode: 9:45am On Jul 30, 2020
Feminists are needed here. They are only good at attacking decent responsible men. This topic will scare them. They won't even comment

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Celebrities / Re: I'm Too Expensive For Broke Boys, I Need Wealthy Men To Pamper Me - Toke Makinwa by EngineerBode: 9:36am On Jul 30, 2020
This girl irritates me. She is now homeless. No more Banana Island house. Now she is looking for another old man to sponsor her Instagram show off

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Celebrities / Re: Ronaldo & Messi Dribbling Skills All In One Ram As It Escaped Its Buyers by EngineerBode: 9:33am On Jul 30, 2020
The people were scared that's why
Nairaland / General / Re: Rivers State, Governor Wike Suspends All Taxes Across The State by EngineerBode: 9:32am On Jul 30, 2020
Wike for third term

This cannot happen in Lagos
Celebrities / Re: John Okafor's Wife And Children At Uche Ogbodo's Daughter's Birthday by EngineerBode: 9:27am On Jul 30, 2020
Joshmodest:

Too much of exposure for an adolescent is the word ... Disgusting is very puerile and inappropriate bro.

You sound like a pedophile or child rapist
Crime / Re: Gov. Ben Ayade's Aide, Accused Of Raping 15-year-old, Slumps, Dies In His Car by EngineerBode: 9:14am On Jul 30, 2020
Simplyleo:
This is why I hate pigs. undecided

What is the meaning of this your fooIish comment?

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Celebrities / Re: John Okafor's Wife And Children At Uche Ogbodo's Daughter's Birthday by EngineerBode: 9:12am On Jul 30, 2020
The clothes parents wear their children these days are disgusting

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