₦airaland Forum

thunder74:
Even puff - puff too dey get pepper, get used to it. Emi ti o j'ata, emi yepere. ( Somebody should interpret this for the op)

Emi ti o j'ata, emi yepere means

Nigga wey no chop pepper never live d life gan gan...
U knw what am saying

Pepper is so good for d body, nwane

No be tin tomato with ground pepper cha cha cha

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahaha..... Mine wasn't there yet

The TrapQueen is absolutely unique on its own way buh I won't tell ooo

Yeahhh, u ar so unique

U always yell 'Mummy', 'Baby', 'Take it Easy'

Infact ur own na different ringtones merged 2geda

victorydreams:
None of them pass for gospel artist. Gospel music should be gospel music and circular music should be circular music

Na wetin I been dey tell my colleague be this..chai

Gospel music different from Circular music and e dey different from Spherical music too..

Chei God

kcnwaigbo:
You see no problem who has carried her power drunk hangover from the SW where everone virtually worships and licks her hubby's ass to the floor of the Nigerian senate!!.

This woman thinks her husband's influence extends to the red chamber hence her arrogance as depicted in her sitting on the chair reserved for the DSP.No one should even attempt to play up the feminine card.The bonga fish woman would have to learn that her husband's influence does not extend outside their region and if she dare attempts to exhibit those tendencies to politicians outside the SW,they would put her in place.

Am sure if the DSP was someone like Dino he would have given her a dirty slap on that day and maybe you zombies would come up later to play the feminine card!! Rubbish!! She got served

A Senator slapping another senator on live TV

Bros, na wa for you o...Forget feminine stuff

It's rubbish and delete such notions from your mind pls

visiondee:
This reminds me sitting ELECTRICALLY when i was in LAUTECH, ELECT/elect engineering department

Wa sere!

Electrode (a lecturer) go buy boiled ground nut and ask u to chop

That lepa smiling lecturer go just dey ask if u dey njoy d A/C
Wrote an exam like that in 1200LT

Gone ar d days @ lautech

redcliff:
lol. At first i thought you said I called the person stupid. until i read it properly. really, I would not change my stance on this. I think its really stoopid to say its a no no to only make use of one button rather than 2. To me there is nothing wrong with having them both buttoned up. its a matter of convenience. I agree with you for the sitting because you need to be comfortable and having them both up does not give you that comfort. IF you call unbuttoning just 3 buttons on a piece of suit cumbersome, man, I dont know what else to say to you.

Thanks for reading careFULLy

Now, consider u unbutton 3 buttons before u sit and u have to button them up after u stand up

You sef reason am na

But the fact is fashion is personal to some extent

redcliff:
I find this very stupi.d out of other dress code rules for men. What is the other button there for if you cannot button it up. I do that and its super cool!

Nairalanders sha, you don't have to call something stupid to make your pont

By d way, do you know that you are supppposed to unbutton your suit if you want to sit down?
And u button up after u get up
Imagine how cumbersome and stressful it will be when u button up on 3 button suit

theoneJabulani:
The author of the article, Ben Hayward is a Messi fan so am not surprised.

He is not..
He is a journalist who was based in Catalonia before but based in Madrid now

He just expressed his opinion based on statistics.

Follow him on twitter @bghayward and you will understand better



For me, Ronaldo and Messi are different kinds of players
Ronaldo trains harder and harder to be the best ever..I remember how he claimed his Madrid team-mates are not at his level back in January

Messi wants to enjoy football by winning as a teamm.I remember how he set up Suarez from penalty spot..it was claimed the idea for Suarez to play as point man for Barca was his suggestion

Look at Ronaldo, his lacklustre celebration when teammates score and his wild celebration when he scores - that is his personality

Ronaldo can get 3 haircut in one tournament, Messi is ok with a single cut

Ronaldo wants to be the focus for portugal hence he expects his team-mates to be on the look for him

Messi wants to be the focus by working for his fellow attackers

So let's just drop this topic

They are different!
This is my opinion

wendycindy:
Na wa o. Nigeria we hail thee

You are indirectly singing Nigeria's first anthem

Seriously?

Dasuki followers on twitter is 18million
Follow @SamboDasukiATM1

Abi him no be celibrity?

Ben Bruce followers on twitter, facebook and commonsense is more than 30million - all ipod yoots dey follow am

Make I stop here for now

seunmsg:
Did you guys read the article or you just commented based on the title? Dele Momodu is not supporting the president in any way in this piece, he only passed his message by way of sarcasm. Read again and understand the point he's trying to make.

God bless you!
May your eyes never go blind
May your mind never go dull

I guess all Seun's are somehow fantastically intelligent!

SeverusSnape:
What a foolish write up by Dele. Just when I thought the man's senses are coming back, he releases another trash filled article.

Nigeria is a multi-ethnic, multi-religious entity, and every body must and should be carried along, Everyone should have a sense of belonging. How can a sane person say the president "can appoint everyone from his town, as long as they are all competent and patriotic", Is Daura or Northern Nigeria the only place patriotic citizens are found??

Would this foolish sycophantic Ass-licker had written this same thing if Jonathan was the one doing this... Fact remains that, Buhari is the most divisive, most bigoted, most parochial and most senseless president this country have gotten since independence.

Bro, if what I read is what you read, then I'll say that comment is so one-sided

Dele Momodu talked about several other things among which are
* the unnecessarily breaking of ramadan with several groupps
*lack of a progressive economic team
*ignoring several good Nigerian brains tha litter the universe
ETC ETC

Ok

Deatheater:
That final statement be dat commentator shows he is both high n drunk.

Griezmann for balloon d'or
Hahahahahahaha. Pls flashes doesn't mean it is diamond.
Portugal win or no win balloon d'or na Cr7 own maybe he coming second and Suarez third.
Messi na prison d'or him get.

You are being preposterous here
Sure Ronaldo is a candidate considering his bountiful goals at UCL plus the trophy
But it's not the same Ronaldo at Euro 2016..3goals in 6matches, 2assists plus not so impressive all round performance.
I will be shocked if he win any personal trophy in Euro

Suarez is also a candidate, Messi is there too
With Pogba and Neymar should make d top 5

Griezman is a fantastic player, had a good season with Atletico but his chances are somewhat slim

Saw your joke, quite funny but dry

obibanks:
Griezman and his hotline bling celebration

He's mimicking Ronaldinho Gaucho

goldeno10boy:
our blodas from the other won't like this at all

Lol
Who dem epp?

Whixh one do u belong bro?

Since the inception of this government, Nigerians can be said to have unconsciously form different categories

This piece will detail out each category of people occupying Nigeria's geographical space today. And I hope you will identify your category.

The Hailing Hailers or Hailers
This category were the ones who were so into PMB since the pre-election period. One thing peculiar to this people is that they are tired of GEJ
Example: the northerners, Amaechi, some nairalanders etc

The Wailing Wailers or Wailers
A big thanks to Femi Adesina for naming this category. This people are still wishing GEJ is the presido. Their usual ringtone is 'witch-hunt'. They are characterised by 'corruption'
Example: Metuh, FFK, Fayose and many South Easterners and Niger-Deltans on Nairaland etc

The Wailing Hailers
This category were PMB supporters but they can see some things PMB is not doing right, so they wail ocassionally. But they still praise PMB when necessary
Example: Dele Momodu, Obasanjo, Omojuwa, myself etc

The Hailing Wailers
This category were against PMB before but they are supporting some moves by PMB now. The Wailers are not happy about this at all
Example: some wailers on nairaland

Oya tell us. Which category do you belong

cc Lalasticlala Mynd44

Again? Make una com home na

Chai

sheunsheun:
Very very serious, what your location bro

Bwari

They brought the stupid light for 10mins abt 3hrs ago

Meanwhile, the staff I spoke to said their is a fault @ Katampe sub-station

Very sad o

I even had to call their AEDC office today

This is serious

Ezechinwa:
Nairaland home of fake news... the headline says messi why not using his father name, just to create panic. L.messi won't be going to prison but probably his father. please change the headline title... CNN cannot do this...

D judgment is for him & his dad - both are given 21months each

Messi will pay €2m & d dad, Jorge, will pay €1.5m
But they won't go to jail

That was how most tabloids including CNN carried the news

Clone2020:
You lose the 2014 world cup final, you lose the 2016 Copa American cup final, you quit the national team and now you are indicted for tax fraud and would spend months in jail. Very sad turn of events. The man who was supposed to be a national Hero for Agentina and maybe dethrone Maradona is going down the drains.

No Mercy for Messi.

No1 Football is a team game

Yeah, he lost in 3 major finals but reaching the finals is an achievement

FYI, he won't go to jail

As a first time offender plus because his jail term is less than 2years, he will pay fine and be on probation

Lobatan

how u go jail person wey dey outta this world? How?

Bolustic:
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In search of FTC

Or you are just 'speechless'?

hybeenoni:
@ jogbemi u feed urself either by patronizing their restaurant or buying foods during stop overs.
Their restaurant try sha, coz u can get nicely prepared noodles, rice and swallow.
@ the bar, u can also get beer to cool urslf with their music, even though I don't drink, I spent some time there enjoying nice music.

Pls bro, enlighten me

Since you spent about a day in this adventure, how were you charging your phones and laptops?

How was network availability, both voice and data?

How easy it is to move around when the train is on motion?

Thanks in advance

D drama continues

olayincar:
op what type of BlackBerry u are using

For me I av stopped updating apps on my BlackBerry
My FB app is not working again

After updating my twitter, I can't view trending tweets again

So to all BlackBerry users, u better just be careful

OK na

Go to their twitter account

Why do people fly Arik sef?

Better and cheap airlines dey fa