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Zedoo:
Remember ikpeba has been there. Remember oliseh has been there.

Kuffor no get work Na! What does he even know about analysis sitting alongside English media pundits whom as we know can hype even a chicken till you believe it can wear a jersey and play for your club...(ask Wenger why he bought welbeck) .... English pundits will always be like fake shoe sellers in the market.

"oga see am Na real one" *bends and twists the shoe sole and even bites it* jst to show its "authe" and ewhen you reach home you polish it for Sunday service.....the moment you mistakenly hit your foot against the church door lintel, *wwwwwaaaahhhh* shoe looks like suarez's face when he is about to bite....

The *wwwwwwaaaahhhhhhh* really got me rotflol....damn


I knw na frm experience u dey yarn

dazzle101:

Keep smiling and dazzling

dazzle101:
Sorry no mango tree here


Btw "see me in camera" meant meet me one on one for the pic u wanted to see...

Oya 'are where you?!'
Chei God!

I mean where are u? Coz am ready to see u in camera, vision, etc

Oya now

dazzle101:
See me in camera for that

Why not let us meet under d mango tree?

hiddy88:
thank u soooo much. i will do dat when next i come to dis world

OK na..

Just buy enuff trust when u want come dis world again

U hear?

mizzbouqui:
Enh enh o, when my momsie born me wella

Am sure Momsie will tell u 'Bouqui, u need to put absolute trust in ur man NO MARA WOT APUN'


BTW
U no be like Buhari
U really mean NL..5 topics in 7days
Respect..see u around

amiibaby:
So?

I tire o...is this d first time?

Or is this Op and Mod new to Yoruba movies?

Now, pls wait..who dis story epp?

Wetin e dey do for fp?

How is it informative, educative or entertaining?

I move a motion that Nairaland should enact strict rules that will be guidelines in moving a thread to FP

dazzle101:
ROTFL lmaoooo


OP ooo u don kee me!

See how I'm laughing n crying all at once...

This is mighty hilarious I tell ya.... sucha good laugh


Especially no 1 and 11

No 11 kee me finish

Dis Op don finish me

But wait o

Pix of u laffin & cryin or aidonbilivit

Goke7:
But when saraki colluded with them to hijack the senate, they did not raise any eye brow then, now akpabio is frolicking with tinubu and they are enraged.

PDP's expiry date is just around the corner, smh.

Oga, u wicked o..which expiry date again,na?

E be like 'finish him' combo go happen o

Breadmaker:
Is there anything you own that is truly personal?

Hey bro..

I like ur article..nice one
These ladies need to help thmselves

But pls don't go personal with this lady

U'll derail your write-up...enough said

Ashmark:
Sometimes I find it hard to believe somethings... 400, 000, 000 Dollars for No reason and then I heard some leader bury money inside their home.

Are these guys crazy? Who does such a thing?

Nigerian politicians do such

They have even invented a 'money tank'...the water tanks in their farms are simply for storing forex

Big shame!

dammytosh:
40 million 'Dallas' ?


"That is chicken change. This is witch hunt"

Wailers have damaged brain I swear

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ANALYSIS
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That is 6.4 Billion Naira at official rate then.

If it were to be in our reserve that is about 10billion naira now.

With that 10 billion we can give 5,000,000 each as loan to 2,000 smart entrepreneurs.

They can employ average of 5 workers each, that is 6 engaged youth per 5 Million and 12,000 jobs created.

But that kind of money was transferred and all what majority of the 12,000 jobless youth who could have been beneficiaries could see is WITCH HUNT.
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Some are even screaming "Leave corruption, face the economy , we are suffering"

Until you engage your brains properly, your suffering is just starting.

Now I dnt get angry with wailers any more. You need a very SOUND mind before you can actually agree that Jonathan was no longer an option when he was voted out.

Blessed!

Blessed is the womb that conceive you.

Blessed is your mind that conceive this

I bless God for your life

Istand4justice:
2goals 1assist

In how many matches, kwanu?

And what are the quality of the teams he has faced?

Ighoga898:
Shut up there if u don't have anything to say. Where else has Ronaldo made it?

U get time sha bro?

What has Ronaldo contributed to portugal in dis Euro?

PigMeat:
hi hater! Ronaldo scored two goals that helped his team to get to this stage. Hw many persons have scored a brace in this tournament? hw would u rate lewandowski's performance today? None of u talked abt it cos he is irrelevant. Only relevant people are talked abt.

Hi Ronaldo obssessee, Ronaldo could only managed 2goals against Iceland, Austria and Hungary..haba! C gongongo pass d@ level now
I talk abt him coz he's d only player who threw a reporters mic into a lake

Jeez2:
Portugal through to the quarter finals with 4 draws,another fight for Ronaldo.
Am feeling like am supporting Portugal coz of Ronaldo but deep in my heart I wanted Croatia to go through. who felt same with me?

I wanted Croatia to go through

Mother Luck was against them...

The 90mins was drab...d game came alive in extra time...funny!

Now, Portugal has gotten to the quater finals courtesy of a lack lustre performance against Croatia

Portugal managed a single shot on target, for our information.

And the truth is I never see any particular special role Ronaldo, as in almighty Ronaldo, played. And yes, he may be possibly credited with an assist

But I believe it will be so wrong to start campaigning for Ronaldo in any way because he is yet to make his mark in this tournament

Thank you!

ArchEnemy:
Which trophy?

It's not hard to identify a Ronaldo fan

A team that scored just 4 or 5 goals in 3 matches against low profile teams...haba!

Did u factor in that Spain/Italy, France, Germany, Belgium and England are still in d tournament?

My point is its ur opinion but it's too early coz ur Ronaldo's Portugal has not been fantastic in Euro 2016


P.S: As a Barca fan, I dey fear make Vargas, Vidal, Bravo, Sanchez no do Argentina strong thing 2moro despite say Messi is in form...no
No be one man show

Tonydeeb:
Be informed!... This shyte is:
1. 1GB & 2. 2GB; and not otherwise.
Got the image below from the other confusing thread... Should clear the air...

I gbadun u

That's what is called being proactive

U just help a lot of pple who sees NL as thr source of info

With all the money African kworrupt leaders stashed in Swiss banks, these boys can't beat ordinary..owsky Pollish abi na Yeye Police

Woundedscar:
Abeg ooo....make una help me answer....ncuz my ticket de at risk ooo

For 9jabet i put poland to qualify....abeg as dem draw nw wit swiz....dem don qualify?

Over to u, betting warlords

Greenbullet:
I saw d scoreline in my sleep its 2-1 Switzerland to win.

Sleeping this hot afternoon without light

Chai

Dis is why me no support a couple staying close to their siblings as there will be too many interference, interruption, interaction, interjection, interlocution etc

This is really sad though

labakeJ:
Lool I'm good u?

Hi my interesting bae

Good morning dearie

How do u do?

buharisbae:
where?

U really wanna know?

Is that ur area?

buharisbae:
there was a thread someone created about spotting an end time church in ondo or so

well today I spotted another branch of end time church in lawanson Lagos today! it seem this church is popular among the South west

The big question is WHERE IS THE HEAD QUARTER

Babe, I sabi dis church o

Na my cabal be that now

U want knw whr d HQ dey?

Compliant:
NO COUP CAN HAPPEN

The entity called Nigeria will never deteriorate into the quagmire of military paradism

Nigeria is too important in Africa to disintegrate into the bysmal abysmal or rather the cungaga cungaga of some guerilla warlords

Though the nation is meandering in a unidirectional circus, with so many flash points of war but there will be a manouver that will neutralise and create a resultant higi haga that's the dream of all

Pronto

labakeJ:
Lool I'm good u?

From d way u r 'looling' I knw u ar good

Me? Am I good? Lemme chk Google

labakeJ:
funny

Oh, u don't like d way I BC our affair..

I was protecting our common interest ni from d hungry e-rats

How u doing?

I went thru abt 3 threads on Politics, I didn't see a single lady there

But go to 'Dbanj this' Cossy that, Wizkid loveup, Davido new look, oge okoye hairdo

Na dem occupy there like omo onile

Why? Why? Why?!!!