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FamilyDelight yourself in the comment box by engrj(op):
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RomanceRe: I Am About To Tell My Fiancee My Secrets Please Advice by engrj(m): 9:18am On Dec 05, 2013
fellis: That's not true. If you know that you can't keep from lying please say so instead of blaming your lying habit on women.
i know what am saying from ma little expirience about some ladies. but believe me i have never lied to any woman i claim to have love, though am in relationship with any1 4now but i will never lie to the woman that do not deserve lies.
RomanceRe: I Am About To Tell My Fiancee My Secrets Please Advice by engrj(m): 8:22am On Dec 05, 2013
[quote author=Still_stan]And Jesus said, if u have no sin...be the first to throw a stone to this woman..I believe u all are conversant with that story in the bible...we are all humans and in one stage or the other in our lives...we have all made mistakes. OP...the most important thing is that u have acknowledged ur mistakes and u have really turned against em...majority of men here all lie to get attention from ladies..and we all know very well that these ladies are also the cause of this lies...but that's not the issue here! This is my advice to u: get a pen and a paper...write a heart touching letter to her..stating all this facts here...tell her every truth against all the lies u told her in the past...then @ the end...let her know that u are not telling her this truths for her to stay back with you cos u know u have really wronged her....tell her that if she wants to move on with her life...that though it won't be easy with u bt that u will understand...still let her know that u love her and that u will be happy if she can accept u as the true u so u both can fix and make up all the loop holes since u said she's ya fiancee! I believe that if she really loves you...she will forgive u...love is all abt sacrifice and forgiveness! Wish ya all d best![/quote]Beautiful...... But honestly speaking 89% Nigeria bab prefer lies...... @poster I wish u best of luck, is better u letter her know the truth, I know many guy who all did it and they latter got married. But I will give u dis advice if the lady u are talking about is a graduate mehn bro u better work on how to go back to school may be by doing part time program finally if u must letter her know de truth do it. in very mature way letter her u really love her that was why u lied, u were so scared dat she may not accept u once again best of luck.
RomanceRe: Unprotected Sex On A First Date by engrj(m): 9:57am On Nov 07, 2013
Why is everybody on nairaland using the word "MY FRIEND" mehn just go strait to the point that u I mean you have unprotected sex with a lady u just met cus u were so in the mood, u were so eager to do it and stop using ur friend.
And my advice is this any were u are goin to always go with comdom so with this u will not do it direct again or what do u think………. I remember how a lady came to do work in my office and we were all alone cus everybody have close and form one thing to another something almost whent wrong after I have remove her underwear I comfirm the kingdom with my finger and I was just about to communicate then I realize I don’t know her b4 and am not with any protection I have no chuice than to stop but it was not easy mehn. Remember na wating sweet pass dey kill faster. Thank u.
EducationRe: Cyber Cafe Oprators To Do Fresh Registration For JAMB 2014 Registration. by engrj(op): 8:40pm On Nov 05, 2013
Rioboss: JAMB collected N10k from cyber cafe owners in 2012 as caution fee for UTME registration. However, they refused to pay us our money back, instead they had the audacity to collect another N10,000 this year. The most annoying thing is that I just got another email asking from Jamb saying that I should go and pay another 10k for 2014!!!!!!!!!

This is totally unacceptable for we cyber cafe owners, I know sometimes we don't like to expose our secret to one another but I think its time we fought JAMB together.

I am an angry cyber cafe owner and I have spoken to several lawyers who say we (cyber cafe owners) have a legitimate claim to our money back and we can stop JAMB from unnecessarily charging us

I appeal to you guys to kindly fill the form in this link - http:///1itS5RT
We need over 1500 cyber cafes to officially log our complaint and stand a chance of winning this war against Jamb bullying. Kindly share this link on your social networks, or you can fill it for any other cyber cafe owner you know would like to join this fight.

Spread the word, lets fight this menace. Enough of the extortion in Nigeria
sorry please hope the link is not virus shall cus i try to open it, it didn't go.
EducationRe: Cyber Cafe Oprators To Do Fresh Registration For JAMB 2014 Registration. by engrj(op): 8:37pm On Nov 05, 2013
funmidnairaland: Please did you get this as an email or by your phone number?
i receive it by an emaiil cus i did jamb reg. for students last year, so jamb have my mail address on their system.
Any problem
HealthRe: Cholera Outbreak : 74 Confirmed Dead by engrj(m): 4:59pm On Oct 29, 2013
CHOLERA:
Cholera is an infectious disease that causes severe watery diarrhea, which can lead to dehydration and even death if untreated. It is caused by eating food or drinking water contaminated with a bacterium called Vibrio cholerae.

Cholera was prevalent in the U.S. in the 1800s before modern water and sewage treatment systems eliminated its spread by contaminated water. Only about 10 cases of cholera are reported each year in the U.S. and half of these are acquired abroad. Rarely, contaminated seafood has caused cholera outbreaks in the U.S. However, cholera outbreaks are still a serious problem in other parts of the world, where cholera affects an estimated 3 to 5 million people and causes more than 100,000 deaths each year.

The disease is most common in places with poor sanitation, crowding, war, and famine. Common locations include parts of Africa, south Asia, and Latin America. If you are traveling to one of those areas, knowing the following cholera facts can help protect you and your family.
Cholera Causes

Vibrio cholerae, the bacterium that causes cholera, is usually found in food or water contaminated by feces from a person with the infection. Common sources include:

Municipal water supplies
Ice made from municipal water
Foods and drinks sold by street vendors
Vegetables grown with water containing human wastes
Raw or undercooked fish and seafood caught in waters polluted with sewage

When a person consumes the contaminated food or water, the bacteria release a toxin in the intestines that produces severe diarrhea.

It is not likely you will catch cholera just from casual contact with an infected person.
Cholera Symptoms

Symptoms of cholera can begin as soon as a few hours or as long as five days after infection. Often symptoms are mild. But sometimes they are very serious. About one in 20 people infected have severe watery diarrhea accompanied by vomiting, which can quickly lead to dehydration. Although many infected people may have minimal or no symptoms, they can still contribute to spread of the infection.

Signs and symptoms of dehydration include:

Rapid heart rate
Loss of skin elasticity (the ability to return to original position quickly if pinched)
Dry mucous membranes, including the inside of the mouth, throat, nose, and eyelids
Low blood pressure
Thirst
Muscle cramps

If not treated, dehydration can lead to shock and death in a matter of hours.
Cholera Treatment and Prevention

Although there is a vaccine against cholera, the CDC and World Health Organization don't normally recommend it because it may not protect up to half of the people who receive it and it lasts only a few months. However, you can protect yourself and your family by using only water that has been boiled, water that has been chemically disinfected, or bottled water. Be sure to use the bottled, boiled, or chemically disinfected water for the following purposes:

Drinking
Preparing food or drinks
Making ice
Brushing your teeth
Washing your face and hands
Washing dishes and utensils that you use to eat or prepare food
Washing fruits and vegetables
EducationCyber Cafe Oprators To Do Fresh Registration For JAMB 2014 Registration. by engrj(op): 12:16pm On Oct 29, 2013
i recieve the bellow message from JAMB:

Please note that you are to do fresh registration of your cafe; after which a new Reference Number will be sent to you, upon completion of the registration.

DO NOT USE Previous years Reference Number because it is no longer valid and any alteration on your teller may render it invalid.

You are to pay a fresh Non Refundable fee of Ten Thousand Naira to the Zenith Bank Account as shown in the 2014 Cafe registration Page.



Is there anybody that recieve it, those into Cafe business and Tutorials.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 3d Text Editing by engrj(m): 8:22am On Oct 26, 2013
Ok i did this on Corel Draw

CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And TeeBillz Interviewed At BBC Africa Studio by engrj(m): 7:41am On Oct 26, 2013
Please who ever know the presindent of ASUU, should tell him/her to send me their acc.no Let me pay them the sh**t since FG is unable to meet their need’s so that they can go back to work befor the students go old for house even some of the student don they forget their decipline’s, some don lost their id card some don chop their school fees finish 4 house even some nor feet no their hod again……………………………………… am J' Delight so let my light shine on them na Or wht do u think.

Christianity EtcCo-incidence Of Life I Just Discovered by engrj(op): 7:19am On Oct 26, 2013
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE. 2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE. 5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE. 11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. 12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY. 13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG. 14. RICH has 4 so does POOR. 15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS 16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE. Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword. Do you Agree
FamilyRe: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by engrj(m): 6:47pm On Oct 25, 2013
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FoodRe: Nigerian Foods And Their Calorie Contents by engrj(m): 5:49pm On Oct 25, 2013
CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE: 1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE. 2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE. 5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE. 11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. 12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY. 13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG. 14. RICH has 4 so does POOR. 15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS 16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE. Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword. Do you Agree
PropertiesRe: Demolition Going On At Ojudu/Alagbole For The Ogun Road Project by engrj(m): 2:46pm On Oct 24, 2013
Ok am in that area am coming let me add m own.
FashionRe: Funny Things Written On Clothes People Wear by engrj(m): 1:43pm On Oct 14, 2013
smiley

EducationRe: Kogi Teachers Hold Special Prayers Over Strike by engrj(m): 12:14pm On Sep 11, 2013
May God Answer them.

Nairaland GeneralRe: The Only Gift Ask From u, Is Ur Amen As My Birthday Gift. Show Me Some Love Pls. by engrj(op): 8:25pm On Sep 09, 2013
mumumugu: I wonder why people like amen
because is like u don't know the meaning of 'Amen'
Nairaland GeneralThe Only Gift Ask From u, Is Ur Amen As My Birthday Gift. Show Me Some Love Pls. by engrj(op):
The only Birthday Gift I ask from you is by typing ‘AMEN” in this post.

Lord Jesus, I thank you because you always answer me.

The kings of king’s, the Lord of Lord’s, Jehovah Eloah, Jehovah Raah, Jehovah Ma’Ozi I worship you, I thank you for making today Sept. 09 2013 my Birthday. I thank you for giving me a big reason to thank you, and for adding another year to my year.

I pray O Lord my God as I grow in age so shall I grow financially, Materially, Academically, Physically and spiritually in Jesus name Amen.

I use this opportunity to pray for my great country ‘Nigeria’ Lord let there be peace in my country help us we your children to Love one another, and make things easy for us in Jesus name Amen.

Lord, I ask that you continue to have your hand on this nation, and that you provide the leaders with the wisdom to guide us in the right direction. Even if they are not believers, Lord, I ask that you speak to them in different ways so that they make decisions that honor you and make our lives better. Lord, I pray that they continue to do what is best for all the people in this country, that they continue to provide for the poor and downtrodden, and that they have the patience and discernment to do what is right in Jesus name Amen.

I also pray for anyone that type AMEN on this post, that you give to them their heart desires in Jesus name Amen.

My heavenly father ask for my Birthday Gift which is “Do your best in my Life” O Lord In Jesus name I have prayed Amen.

I thank you God the father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit in Jesus name Amen. Peace!
BusinessRe: I Want A General Computer Business In Lagos, Prefer Computer Village by engrj(m): 6:20pm On Aug 20, 2013
[quote author=Joel.]are you in ikeja? i am looking forward to computer village region.[/quote]Am not at Ikeja but i can help u out.
BusinessRe: I Want A General Computer Business In Lagos, Prefer Computer Village by engrj(m): 12:34pm On Aug 20, 2013
[quote author=Joel.]yes, i can operate computer very well, and know most of the accessories. also i might learn more when fully in the field. i love to sell laptops, and some few parts and system accessories. can sell laptops and phones. Edo, i know some people in lagos, but not in ikeja currently[/quote]Just as if i know u b4, well am from Owan West Edo state ass well.
I have be in Lagos for like 8years now and am into computer business here in Lagos, this is my facebook page u can check it urself https://www.facebook.com/pages/J-Delight-Communication/228079810571080
i will suggest, u do the business there in Edo state but just try to send message to me on my page then i will send u friend regquest my phone no is also on the page {on the banner} bye for now

Note if i don't reply in time that means am somehow busy here but i will still reply, ok
FoodRe: Lagos Arrests Butchers Selling Tuberculosis Infected Beef by engrj(op): 6:58am On Aug 19, 2013
engr j: THE Lagos State government, yesterday, arrested three butchers selling tuberculosis infected beef, even as it clamped down on three illegal slaughter slabs in the state.

The butchers were arrested at Alapere-Ketu axis of state by a team of the Lagos State Environmental and Special Offences task force, led by the chairman, Mr. Bayo Sulaiman.

The three illegal slaughter slabs were at Ajegunle, Alapere and Ajelogo.
Lagos butchers

Lagos butchers

The Senior Special Assistant, SSA, to the state governor on agriculture, Dr. Nureini Funsho, said that efforts will be intensified to clamp down on other illegal and unhygienic abattoirs to safeguard the lives of the people.

According to Funsho “government has done so much to dissuade butchers from slaughtering infected animals. And this has stopped in our over 20 legal slabs because trained veterinary doctors are available to examine animals before they are slaughtered.

“And if the animal had been slaughtered before they detected it, the state government compensates the butchers.

“Some of these butchers know that the animals are bad for consumption but they still slaughter them for sale at these illegal slabs.”

Funsho also blamed the porous state of the country’s borders, saying: “Most of the cows slaughtered in Lagos, where traders believe that demands for beef is very high, are brought from neighbouring land-locked West Africa countries. And due to the porous borders in the country, the traders aren’t checked.”

On how the beef infected with such disease are detected, he said: “We have lymph nodes that expose the inner form of the disease. Once you kill an animal and open it up, you will see that it will not have the normal animal skin colour.”

The SSA, however, urged residents of the state to patronize legal slabs because the unwholesome ones are sold in the unaccredited slabs.

Speaking earlier, Sulaimon said the arrested butchers would be charged to court, adding: “It is only the court that will determine their fate.

“We will start the clamp-down on illegal abattoirs throughout the state. We have warned them and it’s time for enforcement.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/lagos-arrests-butchers-selling-tuberculosis-infected-beef/
FoodLagos Arrests Butchers Selling Tuberculosis Infected Beef by engrj(op): 6:58am On Aug 19, 2013
THE Lagos State government, yesterday, arrested three butchers selling tuberculosis infected beef, even as it clamped down on three illegal slaughter slabs in the state.

The butchers were arrested at Alapere-Ketu axis of state by a team of the Lagos State Environmental and Special Offences task force, led by the chairman, Mr. Bayo Sulaiman.

The three illegal slaughter slabs were at Ajegunle, Alapere and Ajelogo.
Lagos butchers

Lagos butchers

The Senior Special Assistant, SSA, to the state governor on agriculture, Dr. Nureini Funsho, said that efforts will be intensified to clamp down on other illegal and unhygienic abattoirs to safeguard the lives of the people.

According to Funsho “government has done so much to dissuade butchers from slaughtering infected animals. And this has stopped in our over 20 legal slabs because trained veterinary doctors are available to examine animals before they are slaughtered.

“And if the animal had been slaughtered before they detected it, the state government compensates the butchers.

“Some of these butchers know that the animals are bad for consumption but they still slaughter them for sale at these illegal slabs.”

Funsho also blamed the porous state of the country’s borders, saying: “Most of the cows slaughtered in Lagos, where traders believe that demands for beef is very high, are brought from neighbouring land-locked West Africa countries. And due to the porous borders in the country, the traders aren’t checked.”

On how the beef infected with such disease are detected, he said: “We have lymph nodes that expose the inner form of the disease. Once you kill an animal and open it up, you will see that it will not have the normal animal skin colour.”

The SSA, however, urged residents of the state to patronize legal slabs because the unwholesome ones are sold in the unaccredited slabs.

Speaking earlier, Sulaimon said the arrested butchers would be charged to court, adding: “It is only the court that will determine their fate.

“We will start the clamp-down on illegal abattoirs throughout the state. We have warned them and it’s time for enforcement.”

BusinessRe: I Want A General Computer Business In Lagos, Prefer Computer Village by engrj(m): 10:23pm On Aug 18, 2013
Well to start with i will like to ask this question's
1, Do you have any experience in computer business?
2, Can you differentiate the computer accssories from each other i mean do u know their names?
3, do u know any body in Lagos
4, are u very good in computer works, i mean Can u teach people how to opperate computer?
5, from which state are u coming from please.

please ooooo i have reason 4 asking the questions
EntertainmentNollywood-old-photo {13 Years Ago} by engrj(op): 6:00pm On Aug 13, 2013
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Education013/2014 NNPC/MPN Undergraduate Scholarship Awards by engrj(op): 12:32pm On Aug 08, 2013
I just saw it on Complete Sports.



As part of its support to educational development and human capacity building, Mobil Producing Nigeria, operator of NNPC/MPN Joint Venture awards annual scholarships to qualified students in Nigerian Universities.

Applications for NNPC/MPN Undergraduate National Scholarship Awards are based on the following criteria:

GEOGRAPHICAL COVERAGE

Awards will be made to qualified and suitable students from every state of the Federation including the Federal Capital Territory (FCT).

DISCIPLINES

Applications in the following list of approved disciplines will be considered:

1. Petroleum Engineering

2. Chemical Engineering

3. Mechanical Engineering

4. Electrical/Electronics Engineering

5. Civil Engineering

6. Geology/Geophysics

7. Medicine (MBBS Only)

8. Agricultural Science (And related fields)

ELIGIBILITY

Candidates must be holders of the SSCE or its equivalent with at least six subjects passed at a sitting with a minimum of 5 Distinctions.
Applicants must be registered full-time undergraduates in their 1st or 2nd year of study in any Nigerian University.
Students who are currently on similar scholarship awards from other oil and gas companies need not apply.
Dependants of employees of Mobil Producing Nigeria, Mobil Oil Nigeria plc and Esso Exploration and Production Nigeria Limited are not eligible for this scholarship.

METHOD OF APPLICATION

If you are qualified and interested, please complete the form in “Apply Here” on this website and submit as instructed.

Applications not received within 2 weeks of Advertisement will not be accepted.

Shortlisted candidates will be required to come with the original and a photocopy of the following documents for screening prior to taking the qualifying Test:

Evidence of SSCE result or its equivalent
Evidence of admission into a Nigerian University.
Evidence of current year of study
Current University Identity Card.
Current Passport Photographs.
Evidence of State of Origin obtained from the appropriate Local Government Area and duly signed by the Chairman or Secretary.

Names of short-listed candidates for the qualifying Test will be published on this website and in National Dailies.
Apply here http://www.mpn-essoscholarships.com/reg-temp.php?idx=3


Home website: http://www.mpn-essoscholarships.com/mpn-nat.php
CultureRe: Crazy But True Facts About Culture by engrj(m): 2:57pm On Jul 15, 2013
remecy: Culture is a way of life for different people and as such what is good for the goose in your culture might not be good for same goose in mine.
What is the craziest fetish but true fact you have ever seen or heard about a culture, people or state,within or outside Nigeria......
1) in Delta, if you kill a monitor lizard, you bury just like you bury human being.
2) in Edo, Owan, if a woman cheats on her hubby and he is aware and still sleeps with her or shred uses her boyfriend money cook for him,the hubby will die and her children falls sick.
Lets hear yours............
Oga were in Owan
We have Owan West and Owan East also the two Owan have defere villages like Uzebba Iulaha, Sabo Ora, Obiosi and many more...... so were, which of the Owan
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Denies Posting Marijuana Pictures & About Smoking by engrj(m): 4:15pm On Jun 29, 2013
Prowizy2: Because u've heared that NDLEA wants to investigate u're scared.. Can't wait for d 15years judgement.. "anyway front page tinz tonto dike is involved
U don 4get say Babasuwe is also involve........ anyway Tonto fear not for Babasuwe is there for u.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Denies Posting Marijuana Pictures & About Smoking by engrj(m): 3:45pm On Jun 29, 2013
Tonto U should av run to Babasuwe to show u the way out.........

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