₦airaland Forum

People of God i greet you all.

Please i will like to know the procedure on how to change course in noun. Am in 300level now (second semester) and i want to change my course from political science to criminology and security studies.

Can any help please?

Nonses! i wonder what makes him think he will win. though he knows what we want to hear that is y he saying all dis............. All the same Aso Rock av no vancacy But Sir u can go and buid a house in ur state and name it Kano Rock after al Rock na Rock.

Hmmm I go dye say to be a successful president letter B must in ur name so 2Baba I understand u wella . Buh it sound Ebolavirus,",

Good, but de ladies own were much u no!

ketoprofen: if she had called back, will u take her back?

Are u De babe or u are her bro? Just asking ooooo

Sometimes Naija dating is lik dis Johnson truly love Efe but Efe is really in love with Samson and Samson is really in love wiht Patricia y Patricia in Naija is completely in love with Micheal in UK but Micheal is in love with a UK woman and he must get married to de uk woman to remain in uk. so dat is how Naija relationships are.

In Nigeria most of all de ladies are nt single even de guys, so if u want to date any girl, u either share her with someone to start with dat so if u are gud to go with den u can now snatch her from de main guy. meaning for love to grow, u need to endure be patience.
Am trying to hook up with one pretty girl right now though I meant her on fb we chart and xchange pin and no, belive me i really love dis bab but she told me de truth dat she is engaged but she like me a lot even I traveled from lag to benin am just going dere now so guys please wish best of luck ooooo

Hmmmm beautiful, I was once like this. Just some years to go I wil also have a baby.

An American man, English man
and Nigerian man, AKPOS were
travelling by sea. Suddenly, the

devil appeared on the ship and
said; Drop anything on the sea
water, if I find it, i will eat you, if i
don’t find it, i will be your slave.
The American dropped a PIN,
devil found it and ate him. The
English man dropped a COIN,
devil found it and ate him. It was
finally the turn of the Nigerian.
The Nigerian, AKPOS brought out
his Bottle of water, opened it and
poured a drop of WATER into the
sea and said to the devil; Today
NA Today. Oya, Find the DROP.
The DEVIL himself Fainted!__

When they started i thought there were going to be change for good, cus of the good things happening in Lagos and Edo even in Ogun, but not knowing that the Norma thief we have be complaining of before will still be allow to come in. Now tell me when or where is that change coming from, who will now bring in the change they talked about. Well to me all Nigeria Democratic Party are ALL THE SAME …………….may God help our Dear country I love my Country Nigeria. #Respect

1. My Dear Igbos..... It is not 2PAC CHARCOAL, He is called 2PAC SHAKUR!!!'
2. My Dear Calabars..... It is not WHEEL BIRO, it is called WHEEL BARROW
3. My Dear Yorubas..... It is not TOOTHPASTE IDIBIA, He is called 2FACE IDIBIA
4. My Dear Hausas...... It is not BROWN NU DAY, it is called BRAND NEW DAY
5. My Hausa friends, it is not SWIMMING FOOL, it is called SWIMMING POOL
6. My Dear Ijebu friends... It is not ARROW KELLY, He is R KELLY
7. My dear Hausas, please it is not pipty naira, it is fifty naira.
8. My dear Phonetics friend, it is not GUARD, it is GOD.
9. My dear Benin people, it is not AJUMENT, it is called ARGUMENT.
10. My Dear Awka folks, it is not LED LUG. it is called RED RUG, ..
11. Dear IMT girls Enugu, it's not "evy Lain" it is called "Heavy Rain" lol
12. My Dear Ibadan People , it is Thousand not TASAN!
13. Dear Awka people it is not Aloma Light but Aroma Right.
14. Dear Nigerian Students, Its is not ASSU, It is _____________________

A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports to buy fuel.

Professor: Guy abeg, give me full tank.

Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don’t speak pidgin. I only speak English.

Professor: Ok! Good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to
replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore I
cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.

Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o, how much fuel you wan?

Ok u have the option of running away with her like traveling out of the country . Or u nor dey watch noolywood movies....

If TECNO fit ping first before NOkIA
--- who told u dt all ur mates weh
first u start fit make am before u
finish ?
If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first
before ROADSAFETY----w ho told u
dt its by how far , na by how
well !!....
If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after
all d adverts----- who told u dt u
must dress nude or indecently dis
Xmas to jst get married ?
If OgA JONATHAN weh no get even
common shoe before , but now he
wears 3 different shoes per hour
--- who told u dt u will continue
being poor ?...over hope dey jareee
If INSPECTOR GENERaL of POLICE fit
comot police for high way and
check points thereby stopping dia.
N20 rogger -----who told u dt Naija
no go better again ?........no be me
talk am oo
If 2face fit finally repent and marry
Anie - ---who told u dt ur current
boifriend no go marry u ...stick †̥♥
him and dnt be distracted wit all d
yahoo boiz weh go enter villa dis
Xmas
If ma street fit get light every
(4-5am) ----- who telll u say hope
no dey for constant light in naija
by 2025 ?....ok naa
If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------
who told u dt ur bestfriend or
lover no fit do worse than
this?.....be careful!
If them fit tie cow with rope upon
all em size but must use chain to
hold dog follow d smal body, who be that
wey dey tell you say you worth
nothing?
If i fit sit down dis morning to copy all dis
Just to
make u smile , even on an empty
stomach ---- who told u u can't do
better at copying it too .....lollllll
Finally , I know u're gonna make it
in life so keep believing in ursef for
every man was created for a purpose. HAPPY SUNDAY

If TECNO fit ping first before NOkIA
--- who told u dt all ur mates weh
first u start fit make am before u
finish ?
If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first
before ROADSAFETY----w ho told u
dt its by how far , na by how
well !!....
If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after
all d adverts----- who told u dt u
must dress nude or indecently dis
Xmas to jst get married ?
If OgA JONATHAN weh no get even
common shoe before , but now he
wears 3 different shoes per hour
--- who told u dt u will continue
being poor ?...over hope dey jareee
If INSPECTOR GENERaL of POLICE fit
comot police for high way and
check points thereby stopping dia.
N20 rogger -----who told u dt Naija
no go better again ?........no be me
talk am oo
If 2face fit finally repent and marry
Anie - ---who told u dt ur current
boifriend no go marry u ...stick †̥♥
him and dnt be distracted wit all d
yahoo boiz weh go enter villa dis
Xmas
If ma street fit get light every
(4-5am) ----- who telll u say hope
no dey for constant light in naija
by 2025 ?....ok naa
If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------
who told u dt ur bestfriend or
lover no fit do worse than
this?.....be careful!
If them fit tie cow with rope upon
all em size but must use chain to
hold dog follow d smal body, who be that
wey dey tell you say you worth
nothing?
If i fit sit down dis morning to copy all dis
Just to
make u smile , even on an empty
stomach ---- who told u u can't do
better at copying it too .....lollllll
Finally , I know u're gonna make it
in life so keep believing in ursef for
every man was created for a purpose. HAPPY SUNDAY

tellwisdom: Bros, go use your money open beer parlor

Shew na so u hate me u funny ooo ok don't worry.... God will do it for me again.

engr j: Please am interested as well but I have like 500k for half plot in good location. If there is any one for sale, please let me no. Pin 221594CE

Ok my no 08064945586 (otumokpo dey ooo so 419 be warn)

Please am interested as well but I have like 500k for half plot in good location. If there is any one for sale, please let me no. Pin 221594CE

So everybody are single? Ok who want to be a rev. Father. Like me.

A LETTER TO Dr. NELSON MANDELA

Dear Dr. Nelson,
Please when you get to d world beyond, tell Herbert
Macaulay that the party he founded has been turned to
People Destroying Party.
Tell Obafemi Awolowo that we now pay school fees without
going to school.
Help me tell Nnamdi Azikiwe that the long wall to
democracy he built has fallen, only the cracked fence still
stands.Tell Chief Anthony Enaharo that the independent nation he
fought for is no more.
Tell Alh. Ahmadu Bello that our judicial system now favors
only the rich.
Also tell Baba Fela that Terry G is the new afro beat king.
... and please don't forget to tell Prof. Iyayi that Federal
Govt paid N200 Billion into ASUU account but they have not
seen alert yet .good morning.

ceo4eva: If only we had CCTV cameras on our roads, we could have been able to find out what happened or who visited. May His Soul Rest In Peace.

Even with CCTV a lot of things will still happen. Ok think of this, are there no sim registration? Still some idiot use the line that was registered with their address, name, passport even with thumb print, use it to dupe, use for kidnapping and defrauding, ok what about JAMB that required thumb print during registration and confirm exam cheating still take place during the exam. So mehn forget about CCcam mehn.

No ooo what u ask for is not much add to it but if am de guy I will not only do all dis u mention but I will also block any body close to u relocate from de same state wit u in fact I will format my head like computer just to 4get everything about u cus u worst pass 1chnace ........... Na joke oooo after all na joke section we dey.

candy: I am going to start by asking you why you want to bag a Bachelors degree;
Is it just to be able to flex your muscle and call yourself a university graduate?
Is it because you train graduates and undergraduates and you feel less than them?
Is it because you believe it will place you in a better place in life?
You want to experience NYSC?
You need a better job?

I asked you this question because you need to weigh your options very well before taking a step further. Are you even sure your father is financially buoyant and he can afford to give you that amount? Mind you, I don't think there is provision for your claim in Naija law o, and if there is, who will enforce it?

You said you have written UTME 7 times and you have always scored above 200 yet you were never offered admission to any UNI. If you are really determined to bag that degree, how about doing it on part time? That way you still run your business while schooling and you can afford to train yourself. At 25, saving towards it is not an option, might take 2 to 3 years and by that time you will be thinking of starting your own family and once that happens, you have divided attention and maybe come out with a 3rd class or a pass...taking you back to where you are coming from.

Be very careful with your father, you mentioned the spiritual attacks(find it difficult to believe sha), but still be careful...he is prolly married with kids and his new family may see you as a threat.

Note: not all university graduates are successful and not all successful people are university graduates! It is not necessarily going to give you an easy ride in the storm of life. I wish you all the best.

Thanks a lot but I didn't say 7 times but 4times from the comments so far am ok. I think I know what to do big thanks to everybody here mehn.

^^^^^thank u joor ..... The wicked man that call himself ma dad believe in spiritual power I was told how I fall sick wen I was still very little many tins haPpen to me just to make my maternal grandpa send for ma dad even there was a time i hard an accident wen I was in primary school (pry 3) the man didt show up I spend more than two weeks in de hospital he didt show face at all. Well thank for de advice I really believe in Christ

^^^^Thank u.....God bless u more.

deeptesting: Simply put your head down and do a thorough preparation for your exams? People who pass jamb are not Aliens and it is not a rocket science,you only need discipline. Many,have walked that path and they are successful today.. Now, from your write up even if the court awards you 1million naira as damages it will not get you an admission except you put your a*ss down and study but i know how difficult that will be now that you have started making money. Stop following the short cuts,forget your Dad and pursue your dream. Hope you are taking care of your Mum? Cheers.

Tank u but if u read my post well u will understand that passing jamb is not de problem I have al ways score above 200 in jamb. But not dat I can't run full time program in univer. Again cus of my business, y am angry with de wicked man is dis since i was burn he has never show any care as father ok I believe very soon he wil come around and dat will be wen dere is no work to do again as father but I will still 4give him so is better I force him to pay den we will settle latter, advising me to write jamb again mehn thinking am na o at my age now 25up even if i write it I will not be chance to work again cus is a full tim program den who will sponsor me please note dis I hav discovered dat for me not gaining admission in time was de will of God am sure of what am saying. As for my mum she is fine and doing well.

And u believe anybody will registered for it mehn 4get that thing joor non-Nigerians will think is a scam the new yahoo yahoo style even many of us in this country want to travel out some don't even mind traveling to Benin re ghnana. Nor tink am at all no body will play it

Nigeria police aka olokpa aka akalebe aka ak good job for u guyx to arrest and surrender guds wath 11 milla mehn I believe in nija kpolice sorry police but arresting innocent people is not de best anyhow shall wen sometin like happen every go dey claim inno.

dominique: Please don't take him to court over a matter like this. You're soliciting for assistance, do you think our legal system is that sound to make a person cough out cash if he doesn't want to? Go with your mother's suggestion and go and talk to him first. If he's really your father and has an ounce of conscience, he should sponsor your education. Discard the idea of court case, nothing good can never come out of it.

Well meeting him is a good idea but if u really think of it the is man is heartless since I was burn he has never show any caring as a father. Ok even if I must meet him first how do I go about it my mum will not like to go there with me no member of my maternal family will like to go with me moreover I don't know what will be the outcome well thanks for the suggestion God bless u.

Please all good advices and suggestion will be welcome.