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RomanceRe: For It To Be Good, How Long Should Sex Last? by engrMikemd(op): 12:10pm On May 22, 2017
Grabbeast:
Because most women will not cum in fifteen minutes, unless the guy is jackie chan.
Sex is more than just intercourse, and the time couples allot to it should include the time to generate arousal both mentally and physically, says sex therapist and licensed marriage and family therapist, Dr. Ian Kerner, author of
She Comes First.

That can mean lots of touching and pre-intimacy, sharing a fantasy, reading erotica, watching porn together, or roleplaying some sort of kinky scene.
With long pre-intimacy is the probability of getting fully aroused, which can help you achieve orgasm more quickly — an attestation to the possible short duration of real act of sex
RomanceRe: For It To Be Good, How Long Should Sex Last? by engrMikemd(op): 11:25am On May 22, 2017
Grabbeast:
In short use lub to prolong sex with your partner for optimal satisfaction.
why will you want prolonged sex?
RomanceRe: For It To Be Good, How Long Should Sex Last? by engrMikemd(op): 11:05am On May 22, 2017
tosyne2much:
The duration of sex with the person your truly love shouldn't exceed 10-15mins, if it's awoof sex, na one hour things cheesy
u mean u can control the duration.

besides awoof dey run belle
RomanceRe: Watch It, Pornography Can Ruin Your Sex Life! by engrMikemd(op): 10:53am On May 22, 2017
Grabbeast:
Where is your source, or are you claiming to be an expert of sexuology?
I am no expert sire
RomanceRe: For It To Be Good, How Long Should Sex Last? by engrMikemd(op): 10:51am On May 22, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
The optimal duration varies between couples. Ideally it should last until you both climax, so yes, an average of a quarter hour according to research. Redundant humping can be very upsetting. The fifteen minutes is for one cycle though - arousal, plateau, orgasm and resolution. But people who speak of going all night, refer to multiple cycles, achieving several orgasms through the entire session.
Sex expert, Tracey Cox, warns that ideally, sex may not last longer than 13 minutes because the natural lubrication women enjoy doesn't​ last for ever.
“Therefore, going for too long might prove painful, especially if the intercourse is in one position,” the sex guru says.
Cox notes that there’s a perception that women crave longer sex, saying, “while some women enjoy uninterrupted, prolonged sex, apparently, the majority really don’t.”
RomanceRe: For It To Be Good, How Long Should Sex Last? by engrMikemd(op): 10:48am On May 22, 2017
gab264:
Forever in hell bro
hell?
RomanceWatch It, Pornography Can Ruin Your Sex Life! by engrMikemd(op): 10:46am On May 22, 2017
Those who patronise pornographic materials such as movies, books, photographs, etc., usually think it’s one of those things — just like watching your favourite movie or reading an interesting novel.
However, sex experts and mental health physicians are warning that pornography can turn your sex life upside down, literally; and make sexual intercourse a bore to you!
Quite an irony, isn’t it, considering that pornography is expected to stimulate your senses and get you in the mood?
Well, how wrong are you! Experts say the following are likely to be the result of your addiction to pornography…

• You may not be able to enjoy sex with real women because you don’t see them as ‘porn - worthy.’ In other words, you would have seen impossibly perfect female bodies delivering elongated sexual intercourse in various positions that a normal person may find impossible. Consequently, you may conclude that the women around you are deficient, whereas you are the one who is unrealistic.

• Experts have said that the onslaught of pornography is responsible for deadening male libido in relation to real women, as it drives you farther from your human partner, most times making sex unfulfilling — if ever possible.

• As a young man, if you grow up learning about sex from pornography, it will make you unable to understand how to be with a real woman.

• As a husband, if you associate orgasm with your wife, a kiss, a scent, a body … that is what, over time, will turn you on. However, if you open your focus to an endless stream of ever - more- transgressive images of CyberLove slaves, that is what it will take to turn you on. Your wife won’t turn you, no matter how hard she tries or how beautiful she is.

• A study by Japanese researchers submit that pornography does not only lead to less sexual satisfaction, it often leads to less sex. What an irony!

The bottom line: Stop pornography and build normal, natural relationships with real person.
RomanceFor It To Be Good, How Long Should Sex Last? by engrMikemd(op): 10:30am On May 22, 2017
But, how long should sex last for it to be considered fantastic or good?
Generally, stories of sex that lasts all night long tend to impress listeners. However, researchers are saying that in reality, good sex should not last more than 13 minutes!
Some studies, such as a 2005 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, even report a median time of between 5.4 and 7.6 minutes!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by engrMikemd(m): 10:08am On May 22, 2017
Hala Madrid
next​is champion league
SportsRe: Malaga 0 Vs Real Madrid 2 by engrMikemd(m): 7:19pm On May 21, 2017
16'BLOCK! Jony almost finds space on the edge of Real box for a drive at goal, but Modric comes in with a well-timed challenge.
SportsRe: Malaga 0 Vs Real Madrid 2 by engrMikemd(m): 7:18pm On May 21, 2017
3'Real Madrid have now scored in every LaLiga match this season. Quite an achievement from Zidane's men.
SportsRe: Malaga 0 Vs Real Madrid 2 by engrMikemd(m): 7:12pm On May 21, 2017
azimibraun:
8 mins Eibar scores agains Barca...
Barca will win so also Madrid
SportsRe: Malaga 0 Vs Real Madrid 2 by engrMikemd(m): 7:11pm On May 21, 2017
hala Madrid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by engrMikemd(m): 5:13pm On May 20, 2017
usbcable:
One more game to go lads. Stay focused We can beat malaga Malaga has won 7 of Theo last 8, beating Sevilla Barca Valencia along the way So do not under estimate them
Hala Madrid
we are attacking team, celta vigo beat Barca and we beat them
PoliticsI Will Dump PDP If Sherrif Wins At The Supreme Court –fayose by engrMikemd(op): 10:51pm On May 16, 2017
Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State has said that he will dump the People’s Democratic Party if the Supreme Court ruling does not favour
the Makarfi - led caretakercommittee in the leadership face - off with Sherrif.
According to a media report by Channels TV, Fayose said this to newsmen on Tuesday while reacting to media reports that he had removed the name and logo of the PDP from his campaign office and mini signposts mounted on Ado and Ikere -Ekiti roads.
Fayose, however, stated that he remains a bona fide member of the PDP until the outcome of the court ruling.
Despite reconciliation efforts, the governor has stated several times that he does not recognise Senator Ali Modu Sheriff as the party’s leader.
On February 17, a Federal High Court sitting in Port Harcourt had ruled that the caretaker committee headed by Senator Ahmed Makarfi was illegal and could not act on behalf of the PDP.
Meanwhile, the governor also met with youths in the state where he called for more support for his administration and enjoined them to come out en masse on May 19 to honor the late former Governor of the Southwest region, Gen. Adeyinka Adebayo.

source: http://punchng.com/i-will-dump-pdp-if-sherrif-wins-at-the-supreme-court-fayose/

RomanceFive Annoying Things Men Do During Sex by engrMikemd(op):
Agreed, men do all they can to please their women in bed; but sometimes, they still manage to annoy women during that sacred moment.
The following are some of the things that can annoy your woman during sex:

• You leave your socks on
Maybe you just like keeping your feet warm — or perhaps you think leaving your knee - high socks on is as erotic as her wearing heels to bed. Well, this is wrong, because it’s actually a major mood - killer for women. For one, it is not visually attractive, says a licensed marriage and family therapist, Monica Lieser.
Another not - so - innocent implication: Sporting socks during sex may suggest you’re so agenda - driven — get in, get off! — that you’re unwilling to even fully UnCloth. If you like the idea of staying partially clothed, leave your pants around your ankles instead of stripping down to your socks, Lieser suggests.

• You repeatedly touch her no - go zones
Every woman has a few places on her body — often her stomach or her thighs — that she feels self - conscious about when it comes to someone touching her. And consistently trying to bring that sensitive spot into sex play won’t ease her discomfort.
“ If you’re trying to put your hands on this body part, even if you say you’re admiring it, it’s a quick way to shut her down,” says a dating and relationships coach, DeAnna Lorraine.
It can also suggest a lack of imagination. If you really can’t keep your hands off, tell her why you love that certain spot.

• You let her do all the work when she’ s on top
Woman on top is a position of sexual power for females — but that doesn’t mean she wants to have sex with a dead fish. Even when she’s in control, she’s looking for an engaged bedmate. Just lying still can leave her feeling a little directionless.
It makes a woman self - conscious — like, what is he expecting me to do right now? So, make some physical contact: Touch her breasts, caress her backside, or even just grab her butt.

• You keep calling her “baby”
The occasional “baby ” or “ honey ” can make your partner feel connected. But overdo it on the generic pet names, and you’ll just sound like a seductive sweet talker.
“It makes it impersonal — like it’s not really her that you’re with,” says Lieser.
You can always stick to her first name — she’ll love hearing you scream her name in the throes of pleasure — or for more intimate moments, use her nickname that you’d never want your friends to know about.
“It’s better to have a specific pet name for a girl, like Dimples or Sugar Pants— something that’s just between the two of you, instead of ‘baby’ or ‘ babe, ’” says Lorraine.

• You gaze at her vagina
Look, all those intricate folds are fascinating. But staring down her lady parts during oral doesn’t make her feel appreciated — it’s just kind of creepy.
“A little bit of looking and admiring is fine,” says Lorraine. “But don’t fully focus on it.”
While it’s okay to compliment her vagina — that’ s an easy way to help her relax during oral — or even to say you love watching as you enter her. Just don’t gawk.

RomanceRe: Some Prostitutes Will Make A Good Wife Than Some innocent Girls- You Agree? by engrMikemd(m): 8:39pm On May 15, 2017
just tell u wanna marry an olosho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by engrMikemd(m): 7:59pm On May 14, 2017
if Sevilla dey play us like this wetin celta Vigo go do
God dey sha
CelebritiesRe: Staring At Ladies' Backside Gives Me Inspiration - Timaya Reveals by engrMikemd(m): 10:02am On May 14, 2017
Evablizin do you have to say?
RomanceRe: Sex On First Date. Does It Really Happen? by engrMikemd(m): 10:00am On May 14, 2017
Bumbae1 what do you have to say?
RomanceEight Things Men Hate During Sex by engrMikemd(op):
Men love creativity in the bedroom. However, there are some creative activities that may seem odd to your man , while others are plainly dangerous to his well- being.
What are these activities? Read on …

• The over - moan
: Moaning in ecstasy when a guy is barely touching you makes him think you’re acting up. So, be careful how you moan.

• The starfish: If there is anything that men hate during sex, it is lying on the bed with your arms and legs stretched out flat, making absolutely no effort to play your part. Even if you ’ re down under his weight, men still want an active participant.

Too much bouncing up and down: When you’re on top, nothing scares a guy more than when you bounce a little too high, and there’s the chance of a botched landing. Catch some air and come down wrong, and you’re looking at the possibility of a broken penis. Yes, the penis is a muscle. But if severely bent while erect, it can tear.

Watch your style : Some like rough sex; some don’t. So, it is wrong to assume that your guy wants to be slapped, scratched down his back, spanked on the butt or any other thing you can do to inflict pain while having sex. If he tells you he likes it, fine. But if it hasn’t been discussed, don’t leave him with any teeth, nail or slap marks.

Exploration : Yes, many guys find it pleasurable to have their butt fondled. Many guys don’t. Unless he’s told you that he likes it, stay away from his anus. If you want to handle something, reach for his balls instead. They are a much safer bet.

Careless riding of his penis : Naturally, an erect penis would bend forward. This means: Don’t ride a penis the same way you ride a bull. Lean forward or straighten up. Don’t lean all the way back. Quite simply, guys’ joysticks don’t bend that way.

• Anal view
: Most guys will agree that reverse cowgirl is a hot position. That being said, it’s safest to stay upright in this position. If you lean forward and grab his ankles, not only are you risking bending his penis the wrong way, you’re giving him an unsolicited view of your anus. Not sexy!

Don ’t use water : There are many things that make good lubricants: jelly, lotion or saliva if you’re giving a hand job in the shower. One thing doesn’t make a good lubricant is water. Water leads to dryness. If you are giving a hand job and need some extra lubricant, reach for the lotion, not the tap.

FamilyRe: How My Pastor Ruined My Marriage - Civil Servant by engrMikemd(m): 9:31am On May 11, 2017
I have nothing to say
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 10:16pm On May 10, 2017
CountCarter:
Frankly speaking juventus got me worried,they've got a very solid defence but then you need to believe in Los Blancos knowing fully well what we can do,no matter how strong their defence is,it can be penetrated.HalaMadrid
that is why we are Madrid
SportsRe: Vitali Klitschko Nearly Fought Anthony Joshua After The Fight With His Brother by engrMikemd(m): 10:07pm On May 10, 2017
any video evidence or ....
Jokes EtcRe: When A Naija Mum Says, You Can't Join Us On The Strip by engrMikemd(m): 10:03pm On May 10, 2017
hala Madrid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 9:53pm On May 10, 2017
Sanchez01:
We should be worried. We'd be playing Atletico 2.0 in Cardiff. Should they score first, then we might not have a chance to change the scoreboard. Juventus is a team with highly disciplined backline and matured ones at that, coupled with the midfield and forward. While I'm not afraid of Higuain, Dybala would pose problems.

And then we have Buffon to deal with amidst all these.

We just have to do away with Danilo and pray that Carvajal returns in time to feature in the final.
calm down, game is not mathematics, moreso we play attacking football



halamadrid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 9:44pm On May 10, 2017
ceejayx:
Meanwhile United are back to...
their default position
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 9:41pm On May 10, 2017
TMTR:
I know but I don't want them to lose....
me too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 9:40pm On May 10, 2017
oloriooko:
Striking distance ko shooting range ni grin
wait and see
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 9:39pm On May 10, 2017
90'+2'SAVE! Griezmann is denied a consolation goal as his powerful left-footed strike is turned past the post by Navas. The keeper has had a great game this evening.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 9:35pm On May 10, 2017
TMTR:
madrid Oya equalise now
it is inconsequential
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 9:34pm On May 10, 2017
85'Well if this isn't a warning to Liverpool, Manchester City and Manchester United, I don't know what is. Arsenal are set to follow up their strong effort against United on Sunday with another three points tonight, as they blow the doors open on the race for top four. This victory takes them up into fifth place, in striking distance of both Manchester City and Liverpool

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