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SportsRe: Four Reasons Klitschko Lost To Joshua by engrMikemd(op): 11:31am On Apr 30, 2017
GloriaNinja:
undecided THAT GUY ANTHONY JOSHUA RESEMBLE AN IPOB.
he is a Brit
SportsFour Reasons Klitschko Lost To Joshua by engrMikemd(op): 11:21am On Apr 30, 2017
It was a thrilling battle, one for the ages, on Saturday night at the Wembley when British Anthony Joshua knocked out Wladimir Klitschko in the 11th round.
The win means Joshua added the IBO and WBA world Heavyweight titles to his IBF belt.
Klitschko, arguably one of the best boxers to grace the ring, hit the canvas three times and Joshua once in the epic battle.
The PUNCH looks at four reasons the 41-year-old lost .
1. Age
At 41, Klitschko though still very much the athlete was visibly tired by the end of the ninth round. Anthony Joshua, who is 14 years younger, wouldn't​ have lasted the distance against the rampaging Ukrainian when he was in his 30s.
2. That sixth round goof
The much - experienced Klitschko entered the ring with an incredible stat, 53 KOs in 68 fights and 64 victories. The sixth should have been the end. Early in the round , the powerful Ukranian hit Joshua with a massive right hand, spilling his mouthpiece.
The UK Guardian exclaimed: “Joshua in serious trouble! Oh dear. Joshua looks exhausted. He’s taking shots that he sees coming. Too tired to move out of the line of fire. No legs, breathing through his mouth heavily. Now he digs deep at the end of the round but it’ s surely too little too late.”
Klitschko had the moment to finish off Joshua, he didn't​ and the rest is history.
3. Fight rustiness
Klitschko’s last fight was Tyson Fury on 28 November 2015, losing his WBA (Super), IBF, WBO, IBO, The Ring , and lineal heavyweight titles. After two botched rematches between the two, Fury was forced to vacate the WBA (Unified), WBO, IBO heavyweight titles.
After 18 months of inactivity, the 41-year-old stepped into the ring against a younger man who last fought in December 2016.
4. Joshua wanted it more.

SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Wladimir Klitschko: WBA Heavyweight Fight by engrMikemd(m): 11:04am On Apr 30, 2017
ednut1:
prime shouldn't be 20 years na cheesy grin. Lewis na him baba
bro u don't no nothing about boxing
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Wladimir Klitschko: WBA Heavyweight Fight by engrMikemd(m): 11:27pm On Apr 29, 2017
ednut1:
which of the mike Tyson. Lewis and evander beat him all day
in his prime nobody dares him, ask Larry Holmes 1986 when Tyson was 20 years old. he is the only boxer who doesn't dance in the ring and he takes fight to his opponent. my favorite boxer
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Wladimir Klitschko: WBA Heavyweight Fight by engrMikemd(m): 11:02pm On Apr 29, 2017
Britain ’ s Anthony Joshua defeated veteran Ukrainian Wladimir Klitschko in a world heavyweight title fight epic at Wembley on Saturday, taking victory on an 11 th round stoppage .
Joshua added the WBA title to his IBF belt but only after being knocked to the canvas by the 41 - year- old Klitschko in the sixth round .
The Ukrainian was also on the floor in the fifth round and twice more in the pivotal 11 th as the 27 - year- old British fighter took his record to 19 wins in 19 fights .
Details Later …

SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Wladimir Klitschko: WBA Heavyweight Fight by engrMikemd(m): 10:56pm On Apr 29, 2017
I am happy for Joshua but Mike Tyson should have won in fourth round max
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Wladimir Klitschko: WBA Heavyweight Fight by engrMikemd(m): 6:59pm On Apr 29, 2017
quickly:
the match should be a repeat of mike tyson vs larry holmes
1986 and he was 20 years old then
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Beats Wladimir Klitschko: WBA Heavyweight Fight by engrMikemd(m): 3:07pm On Apr 29, 2017
I love Mike Tyson
RomanceRe: Lagos Big Boy Goes To Bed With 9 Ladies (viewers Discretion Adviced) by engrMikemd(m): 10:50pm On Apr 28, 2017
MissCuppy:
That guy is a porn star, his porn actress are mostly ugly angry.
some are pretty though
RomanceNigerian Lady Wants To Sell Virginity For 600k by engrMikemd(op): 10:10pm On Apr 28, 2017
A Nigerian lady has announced that she wants to sell her virginity for N600,000.
The lady made the advertisement on a relationship blog, BreakorMakeup on Instagram. She said she would accept N600,000 for just one round of sex that breaks the virginity, while the buyer would have to pay an extra N200,000 to go a second round and more.
She described herself as moderately endowed in the bosom and bottom department, while indicating that she is not a prostitute.
What do you say?
http://punchng.com/nigerian-lady-wants-to-sell-virginity-for-600k/

RomanceRe: God Hates Woman-on-top, Oral And Doggy Style Sex —pastor by engrMikemd(op): 11:10am On Apr 27, 2017
MsRoe:
Only because he's never tried it.
try what?
RomanceRe: God Hates Woman-on-top, Oral And Doggy Style Sex —pastor by engrMikemd(op): 11:07am On Apr 27, 2017
Tolexander:
Orisirisi!

Everyone is just saying whatever he feels like, claiming it was from God.

To start with, How did the pastor know that the recommended sex style by God is the "missionary style"?

It was never mentioned in the Bible if there was bed, mat, sofa et al in the garden of Eden where Adam and Eve were practising the " missionary style".
But there were spaces and trees. Probably the styles they were practising are "standing", " touch your toes", "hold the tree".
Missionary style is not very possible on trees.

Moreover, Adam and Eve could have watched any of the animals mating and copied their styles. It was obvious The animals were having sex before Eve was created for Adam. Most animals enter from the back, similar to "doggy style".
below is a thread showing animals mating.

https://www.nairaland.com/3203842/mating-style-animals
I like your reasoning and deductions
RomanceGod Hates Woman-on-top, Oral And Doggy Style Sex —pastor by engrMikemd(op):
The prophecy was dire and unsparing.
In a video entitled, ‘Warnings to married Christian couples from the Lord Jesus Christ,’ Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo of the Complete In Christ Church, UK, prophesied eternal punishment to men who allow their wives to mount them during sex, men who love the doggy style of sex; and worse, men who love MouthAction!
Oladejo prophesied:
“The Lord has made the man the head, not the woman.
“So, those men who enjoy their wives coming on top of them on their matrimonial bed, the Lord says they are not coming to heaven at all!
“Because they practise immorality on their bed. They change the ordinances of God on their bed.
“The Lord said He made man the head , and so shall it be. You cannot change that ordinance.”
change that ordinance.”
Equally sanctioned in the old video which was picked up by some news sites on Wednesday is the doggy style, whereby the man enters the woman from the rear as she kneels on all four in front of him!
According to Oladejo, this style of sex practically turns the woman into a four- footed beast and is therefore capable of sending the practitioners to hell.
The fiery preacher thundered, “The Lord did not create you to behave like a dog on your matrimonial bed with your wife; or like a goat, or like a cow, or like a chicken.
“Those who do that are not going to make it to heaven.”
He said the “natural way” that God has made sex to be is for man to lie on top of the woman, and anything to the contrary risks divine chastisement.
Sexologists describe this “natural” style of sex act as the “missionary position.” It is the only natural way of having sex that God allows, according to Pastor Oladejo.
Those who practise anything short of the missionary position “ serve the spirit of lust,” the pastor deposed.
In order to assure his congregation that the prophecy was never his own idea, Oladejo said he had received the vision several months before he eventually had the nerves to share it with his congregation.
“I really didn’t want to share it with people, but the Lord laid it in my heart because He wants to use it to save the souls of His children who are on their way to hell,” Oladejo said.
Quoting from the book of prophet Isaiah chapter 33, verse 14 (which has no bearing to sex, by the way ), Oladejo narrated how the Lord showed him the vision of hell fire.
An angel had taken him to a department in hell, Oladejo claimed, where married men who engaged in masturbation, MouthAction, and woman-on-top sex positions were given the worst form of torture imaginable.
Quoting again from Isaiah 24:5, he said the Lord informed him that His children commit immorality on their beds, changing the “ordinances of everlasting covenant” as God had ordained it.
The affected ‘ordinances,’ as Oladejo claimed he was told, include the following :
• Woman - on - top sexual position
• Rear - entry doggy style . The book of Romans 1 : 30 came handy here .
• Men and women who masturbate
• Oral séx

oga lalasticlala what is take on this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGQwd2gOxs
RomancePocketing ATM Printouts, Lottery Tickets Can Kill Your Erection! by engrMikemd(op): 9:11pm On Apr 26, 2017
Many men suffer from erectile dysfunction without knowing why .
While erectile dysfunction is rather common among aged men 65 years and above , it becomes quite worrisome when men under age 40 experience the life - shattering syndrome.
Erections are all about blood flow , experts say . So , your heart — the organ that pumps your blood — must be in tip- top shape for you to have A-plus erections.
Physicians say anything that puts strain on your heart , like being overweight or smoking , also tends to affect your ability to have and maintain rock- hard erection .
Physicians also say that testosterone is the second factor that ’ s crucial to a strong erection . However , they warn that there are plenty of weird things that slow down the production of this important hormone.
Something innocuous that could affect your manhood are those printouts you generate after using the ATM or the ones usually handed over when you use the POS, or your small receipts at the supermarkets .
Surprised ? Yes , we are , too!
A study conducted by Kaiser Permanente reveals that the types of thermal paper and ink that are used for most supermarket, ATM and POS receipts contain high levels of bisphenol - A (BPA ), a chemical that increases your body ’ s production of the female hormone oestrogen .
The scientists warn that oestrogen boost — along with some other BPA -triggered hormonal changes — harms your erection .
According to the researchers , ATM receipts , airport baggage tags, POS printouts, lottery tickets, etc . , are all printed on this BPA- heavy kind of paper .
As you ’ ve probably heard before , hard plastics and canned foods are also common BPA sources.
So , as much as possible , limit your contacts with items containing BPA .
Instead of tucking your ATM or POS printouts into your pocket, get a wallet for them, and always wash your hands before you eat each time you touch them.
http://punchng.com/pocketing-atm-printouts-lottery-tickets-can-kill-your-erection/

RomanceAs UK Prepares For Sex Robot Brothel, Human Prostitutes Kick by engrMikemd(op): 8:19pm On Apr 26, 2017
As the United Kingdom prepares to open its first sex robot brothel , real life commercial sex workers have kicked against the idea.
It has only been a few months since Lumidolls set up its first doll brothel in Barcelona, Spain. But they say they're already looking for an investor in the UK.
The Spanish company says demand for lifelike androids is rising because they are legal ( it’ s illegal to run a traditional brothel in the UK) and men can “perform any of their sexual fantasies they do not dare to do with a woman.”
Lumidolls told the Daily Star they have commercial agreements with a sex robot company and are considering the UK market.
A spokesperson said: “We are currently in the process of expanding and looking for more franchisees in other countries.”
The company opened their first venue in Barcelona, where customers could get intimate with “totally realistic” sex dolls .
But the Gothic quarter business was forced to shut up shop after a backlash from the city’s prostitutes.
The Lumidolls spokesperson put the failed venture down to “a problem of infrastructure.”
But now, the brothel has reopened in a mystery area, with prices at £67 for half an hour and £83 for an hour.
All dolls are “disinfected with special antibacterial soaps” and customers are encouraged to use condoms.
But not everyone welcomes the new age of the sex robot.
The Campaign Against Sex Robots believe the machines encourage men to think of women as objects.
But the spokesperson for the company said customers could use dolls to improve their performances with real life partners .
The spokesperson said: “With LumiDolls, customers can perform any of their sexual fantasies they do not dare to do with a woman.
“This allows them to fulfil their wildest fantasies that maybe with other people they can not, maybe they have some physical complex that does not allow them to be comfortable with a person, and with a doll it makes them much easier to overcome this problem.”
http://punchng.com/as-uk-prepares-for-sex-robot-brothel-citys-human-prostitutes-kick/

CelebritiesRe: Check Out Kristine Hobson (the Curvy Lady) & Friends by engrMikemd(m): 5:22pm On Apr 25, 2017
she is fatty not curvy
EducationRe: How Smart Are You,check This Out. by engrMikemd(m): 11:17am On Apr 25, 2017
naturalwaves:
Brb
Modified:


Here is the solution:
From the left box to the right, allocate a, b, c, d to the boxes respectively and that will lead us to the following equations:
a+b= 8 ......eq1
a+c=13.......eq2
c-d=6 ........eq3
b+d=8........eq4

Solving eq3 and eq4 simultaneously by adding, we will be able to eliminate "d" and obtain the equation;
c+b= 14........eq5

Solving eq1 and eq2 simultaneously by subtracting, we will be able to eliminate "a" and obtain the equation;
c-b=5........eq6

Solving eq5 and eq6 simultaneously, we eliminate "b" by adding eq5 and eq6 and will be left with:
2c=19
c=19/2 or 9.5
subt the value of c into eq2
a+c= 13....eq2
a= 13- 19/2
a= 7/2 or 3.5
subt a= 7/2 into eq 1
a+b= 8...eq1
b= 8- 7/2
b=9/2 or 4.5
subt b= 9/2 into eq4 to get d
b+d= 8 ...eq4
d= 8- 9/2
hence d= 7/2 or 4.5

Therefore, the required set of solution is
a= 3.5
b= 4.5
c= 9.5
d= 3.5

Check
3.5 + 4.5 = 8
3.5 + 9.5 =13
9.5 - 3.5 = 6
4.5 + 3.5 = 8

As you can see, the set of answers provided corresponds to the set out equations.


cc: StarBukola
kudos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona :El Clasico (2 - 3) On 23rd April 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 7:12pm On Apr 23, 2017
hala Madrid
CelebritiesRe: My Celebrity Crush Is Bidemi Kosoko, Who Is Yours? by engrMikemd(m): 10:07pm On Apr 20, 2017
fola
RomanceRe: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by engrMikemd(op): 9:51pm On Apr 20, 2017
kimbra:
I couldn't have agreed more with her. Provided the lady's biological clock is ticking and your man isn't showing signs of seriousness.

Key word.

Keep it casual. You mustn't sleep with all of them. it's all about being open to other suitors instead of sticking with one time waster.
well said
RomanceRe: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by engrMikemd(op): 9:50pm On Apr 20, 2017
Xaos:
Actually, there is something sensible in this. I've know women who dated and stayed faithful to their men for almost 2 years but only be heartbroken and dumped at the end of the line. And there are also those that dated for less than 6 months and got married. So I think the idea is to talk to your partner and get a clear picture of where the relationship is heading off to so as not to waste anyone's time.
even guys double date
RomanceRe: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by engrMikemd(op): 9:48pm On Apr 20, 2017
Babamide:
A lady with more than one partner would be called a slut. A guy with more than one partner is called a player. It is just our culture. It can only work out if the female population is extremely lower than the male population
are u saying our ladies do not double date?
RomanceRe: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by engrMikemd(op): 6:36pm On Apr 20, 2017
thesicilian:
Maybe. But even I that read the whole article still didn't see anything good in it.
perhaps you are not in good mood today
RomanceRe: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by engrMikemd(op): 6:28pm On Apr 20, 2017
thesicilian:
What else do you want to read again there?
don't judge a book by it cover
RomanceRe: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by engrMikemd(op): 6:24pm On Apr 20, 2017
Babamide:
This won't work in Africa. The reason behind it is competition. Logically, a man would want to do everything in his power to get the woman and show superiority among other male folks, hence he would propose marriage. But we Nigerian men would just tag the lady olosho.
why not
RomanceRe: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by engrMikemd(op): 6:21pm On Apr 20, 2017
HungerBAD:
Lol.

This expert is not only encouraging Olosho-ism,but the distribution and re-distrubution of all kinds of diseases.

Fake expert.
pls read the article b4 u conclude sire
RomanceTo Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by engrMikemd(op): 6:09pm On Apr 20, 2017
Sleeping with multiple men is the best way to encourage someone to propose, according to a relationship expert.

Women should date with multiple men in the same period if they wish to settle down, a leading relationship coach has advised.

Monogamy is the model that many women follow in the bid to settle down and get married. However, women who remain faithful while dating are doing it all wrong, according to one expert.



The relationship expert argues that dating one man at a time means a woman has closed down all her options early on, which can often make her prematurely commit to a man who may not be the best fit for her in the long run.

“If you’re a single woman who’s serious about finding ‘The One,’ the best way to do it is to make sure you’re dating several men at once,” claimed Sami Wunder, author of Your Feminine Roadmap To His Commitment.

According to Sami, no woman should be exclusive with any man until he has proposed and there is a ring on her finger.

“Trust me, this method works,” the expert claims.

“Dating one man at a time means we close down all our options early on, which can often make us prematurely commit to a man who may not be the best fit for us in the long run,” she added.

For this reason, Sami recommends a type of dating called “rotational dating.”

This encourages women to see more than one man at the same time.

Sami said: “When you do this, you’re less likely to get too attached to any one of them quickly. This keeps you emotionally objective, and in a position to choose more wisely.

“When women are dating more than one man at once, they also appear to have a high-value status is the eyes of men.

“They instinctively know that they can’t take her for granted, or they’ll lose her to a more deserving candidate,” Sami said.

How to rotational date

Keep it casual: Rotational dating doesn’t mean you have to sleep with everyone. It simply means continuing to see other men for harmless cinema and lunch dates, till one man from your rotation majorly steps up and asks you for your full commitment.

Keep the faith: “In my personal experience, I attracted my husband while rotational dating,” Sami said; “and in the experience of my clients, a man who really wants you will move mountains to be with you, and will not be deterred by the fact that he’s got some competition.

“In fact, this slight competition might actually fire his desire to step up and claim you even more aggressively.”

Don’t entertain guilt: Sami said, “Remember that you’re willing to stop dating other men when one of them gives you his full commitment. So, until then, you have nothing to feel guilty about.”
http://punchng.com/to-get-marriage-proposal-women-should-date-multiple-men-experts/

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus: UCL (0 - 0) On 19th April 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 5:41pm On Apr 20, 2017
Xkalaban:
I'd support the old lady all the way bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus: UCL (0 - 0) On 19th April 2017 by engrMikemd(m): 9:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
Barcelona had just 1 shot on target while Juve had 3

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