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WowSweetGuy:
Backwardness kill this country...Maybe the lil boy just used this as an opportunity to test punny as he no get money. Even if, he is too small and wont be accepted to test those big asses he always see.... As the usman mentioned ashawo joint...his mind was quick to think fast to try this stunt which would probably end like he got.


Wicked boy!

I wonder o

can you imagine

"Heeding the advice, Salvation was led to a brothel where he was reportedly able to ejaculate with the aid of a sex worker."

ladyF:
The caller. They would spend the whole journey on the phone screaming at the top of their voices.

It's LadyF again.

longest time

buniyad:
. .U nailed it bro. He might not be having a hit songs right now but anyte any day, D'banj is a Legend.

on point

basilo4312:
The way i see it, it wasnt 2014, just a case of slip of tongue on part of Dbanj...guess maybe it was when Davido was 18 or 19.

Moreso, during the Mo-hit era, 'signing' any artiste was a case of oral agreement which was one of Dbanj's biggest career mistakes: he signed everyone in the Mohits - Dr Sid, Wande Coal, D' Prince, Kayswitch even when Don Jazzy did not really want to do so as he was skeptical of taking such risks. infact, most people didnt know that Dbanj's mother was the most important support the Mohit crew had when Dbanj and Don Jazzy came back to Nigeria - she gave her Maryland house for the entire Mohit crew to stay pending when they hit their success because against all odds and even Dbanj's father reluctance, she supported her son solidly in his quest for music success. Remember 'Why Me' Video? The Toyota Previa in that video was Dbanj's mum car which she gave them to convey themselves around when no one else was there to support them. She was therefore the biggest investor in Mohit empire when likes of Dbanj and Don Jazzy were penniless and were even ready to sell Mohit to Storm Records for N1 million because they desperately wanted to 'make' it. However, their story changed forever at the Ali Baba Show of 2007!

Dbanj's legendary status in the modern-music era of African music is beyond mere comprehension which was also sealed by MTV based award of Legendary status t him - When the likes of Tuface, Psquare, etc were still charging N50,000 to maximum of N200.000 per show, he increased the stake to N1 million or Nothing and steadily till he started charging N10 million and then music practitioners and artistes' eyes opened

He was the first artiste to get a multi-million Naira endoresoment - Powerfist in 2006 beating Femi Kuti to same endorsement as Femi was the original artistes in PZ's plan before going ahead to clinch Glo's 70 million Naira deal plus a Range Rover and other entitlements

His direct and indirect impact has affected the careers of artistes like Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Wande Coal, Naeto C, M.I Ikechukwu even the legends like Tuface and Psquare. Go ask them, the mere mention of Dbanj to most of these superstars and they tell you how Dbanj has forever affected their lives and careers (except of course forever bitter minds among them)

Although, others see it as a failed project or misadventure, Dbanj's Good Music signing was infact the deal-breaker for new generation of music artistes - selling new new African music culture to the global market. When you hear some 'ignoramuses' referring to Dbanj as Kanye West houseboy, i just laugh. If only Don Jazzy could see the future...if only he could understand this bullish visionary called Dbanj, they would be conquering Africa and global market together - with Don Jazzy supplying the iconic African percussion sound and stagemaster Dbanj bringing his A-game Enigmatic prowess to the fore - with the two partners writing the names in gold forever in the history of Africa

A young African boy without any major label backing bold enough to cause disruption in the African music industry is now building his own fantastic music business structure post-Mohit to sell the addictive African sound to the global market. I am closely following on what this Dbanj will use the CREAM Platform to develop in the music world. Like he said, you never see him coming through

One word to sum Dbanj: He will never give up in his Quest to be the Coca-cola of music business and the ElChapo grandmaster of African sound movement.

NOTE: This guy i have never met has really been inspiring my quest for success as a business entrepreneur!

well said

Rockyfancino:
It means you are a small boy. When did you start watching football? Cr7 doesn't do those magic dribbling or wonder goals anymore because of his knee and unnecessary injuries. If you a long time United fan, you will know that Ronaldo was first known for his dribbling... That's how he became popular.

Btw, cr7 is the better free kick player... When you get that knee problem, your dribbling and free kicks go away... Literally you slow down badly, But Ronaldo instead becomes a wicked goal machine.

Jah bless

lazinny:
As a Real fan. Now I can finally support Neymar without prejudice

I concur

definitely the gods are not to blame

beautiful nonsense

Please who is in a long term relationship?I need your past questions.. #Biko

Please who is in a long term relationship?I need your past questions.. #Biko

Mylestone:
...m 18+

then go find out

Mylestone:
i Neva see dat sexuality section 4 nairaland..sef

it hidden under romance section.
warning: don't visit if you are under 18 years

Obama

Sexuality

this is barbaric, unethical and uncalled for

Google is your friend

why has Obama gone into Oblivion?

7Alexander:
Op keep deceiving yourself, just because this bullshit was spinned by a foreign media, most of y'all have jumped on it.

The only way Cristiano or any other person makes money from Instagram is through affiliate marketing, sponsored posts for brands, and this is even on a contractual basis, that is, number of posts for a specific period of time, for a certain amount of money per post.

Don't ever think that if he for example makes a post about Gillette 100 times a day, then he ll be paid 100 times that day, or that if he posts random pictures or comments, he'll be paid, by who exactly, if I may ask.
This even is also dependent on the strength of your followership.

Another way is by, maybe selling his pictures.

Apart from these two, nobody earns nada from Instagram.

thanks for the clarification bro

bhouze:
Thank you Sir, but i dont know if certain organisations will be contented with an afidavit alone.

pry cert is only useful to verify age

bhouze:
Sir it is a primary education certificate not secondary as such i dont think going to waec office will yield anything positive

then go ministry of education

alternatively go do affidavit

smithsydny:
Nigerians no wan hear that one

then we are in for a long thing

just laminate the damn debit card, which maintenance pass this

very simple just go the exam body e.g waec office

lack of money

When testicles are growing, they change shape and size until they’re fully developed. Along the way, one testicle may be bigger than the other. Of course, a boy would rather them both be the same size. If this happens to you, stay calm:


My one testicle is much bigger than the other and hurts sometimes. How can I find out if it's a problem? - Jonny

You should see a doctor very soon. If one testicle is a lot bigger than the other and it hurts at times, it's a sign of testicular torsion. Testicular torsion is a serious problem that needs to be fixed quickly. If it goes on too long, a guy might need an operation to have his testicle removed.
It's normal for guys to have one testicle a bit bigger than the other. A normal size difference is about the size of half a teaspoon —and usually the right testicle is larger than the left.
In your case it sounds like something is going on and you need to see a doctor.

Note:

Testicles, also called testes or balls, are oval-shaped organs that sit in a sac that hangs behind the pen.

The main job of testicles is to make and store
sperm and produce testosterone.

How big are testicles?
On average, testicles grow to be about 2 to 3 inches in length and 1 inch in width.

Why do my testicles hang down?
Just as your body directs your scrotum to shrivel when it is cold, your body tells the scrotum to loosen up when you are too warm. Your testicles will become larger and more floppy to release extra heat.

Why do my testicles shrink when I get cold?
For your testicles to produce sperm, they must be kept at just the right temperature. As a result, scrotum will change size to make sure the testicles stay at that right temperature. This happens without you even thinking about it. So, when you are cold, your body sends a message to the scrotum to shrivel and preserve heat.

NwaAmaikpe:


It is not normal oo

Kindly apply Hooke's Law of Elasticity to correct this anomaly.

Hooke's law states that provided the elastic limit is not exceeded, the extension of the breást is directly proportional to the force or applied load. Where F=ke

So

Get somebody to continuously suck the short one so it will sag and get longer.

Or keep stretching it, drag it for atleast 15minutes before you go to bed every night.

that is the beauty of science, tell 'em

smithsydny:
who wan die?

it is better to die for something than to die for nothing

smithsydny:
with kind of amry in abuja e no go work OOO. Barracks everywhere.. Before them go reach there amry done kill everyone

how many dey wan kill

ishowdotgmail:
No be still bursar

bursar get level bro

videos please