₦airaland Forum

where else? cemetery?

what else do you want him to be doing

where else will you now toast a lady? cemetery?

pussycat meat dey sweet die

there is an app that does that you know

uncle lalasticlala is coming

ghost3040:
IF U IN LOVE WITH TWO LADIES AND CONFUSED ON WHO TO GO FOR...GO FOR THE SECOND,COS U WOULDNT HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE SECOND IF U TRULY LOVE THE FIRST...D HEART ACCOMMODATES JUST A PERSON.


PEACE..

you nailed it

avicky:
Thanks so much. But how much is the cab or bike fare?

#100

Those that missed the screening test can still go

avicky:
Sure, night journey to the rescue. But I hope it won't take forever to get to the place. So from Akure, I'll just board Ile-Oluji. Or FPI? Or take off site?

From Akure board Ile Oluji, from Ile Oluji, taxi or bike will take you to the take off site straightaway, safe trip

avicky:
Coming from Abuja. I will even leave Niger state for Abuja and then for Ondo state. Distance is quite far. Admin officer II.

you can take the night bus or better still come on Friday and it will worth it

avicky:
Saturday, but I don't know if I would make it.

Saturday? what did you applied for? why won't you make it? it doesn't take time u know

I rather stick to my chewing stick

LAFO:
Nice one.

---

New lesson learnt.

---

Me I sha know I like close up.

---

The day I used imported colgate ehn, I knew groundnut oil is different from pure water

nice two

avicky:
Yes. Thanks.

when is your turn

this is sardonic

I am learning

BREAKING: Multiple bomb blasts rock IDP camp in Borno
Suicide bomb blasts rocked a camp for migrants who have fled Boko Haram insurgents near Maiduguri early Wednesday , officials said .
“ There were four explosions inside the camp , ” the coordinator of the Muna camp Tijjani Lumani said .
“ The bombers struck at different locations around 4 : 30 am . The explosions triggered fires which burned down many tents ” , he said , adding that casualties details were not known . ”
http://punchng.com/breaking-multiple-bomb-blasts-rock-idp-camp-in-borno/

the Orjis's house

Family members of Allwell Orji, a medical doctor that jumped into the Lagos Lagoon , stormed the premises of the Marine Police on Awolowo Way , Ikoyi, Lagos State , on Tuesday to identify a body recovered by the police from the lagoon on the Third Mainland Bridge .
But the relatives , who were eager to claim the remains of their member for burial , were disappointed when they discovered that the corpse was not that of the doctor .
They were, however , told to remain calm while the search for Orji’ s body in the lagoon continued.
This is just as reports from some quarters stated that the doctor was depressed as a result of a health challenge which also reportedly hindered his elevation in Mount Sinai Hospital , Papa Ajao , Mushin , where he worked.
Colleagues of the doctor at the hospital approached by our correspondent declined comments and directed him to the Chief Medical Director at the facility ’ s head office on Falolu Road, Surulere .
Efforts by PUNCH Metro to meet with the CMD on Tuesday proved abortive as a woman at the hospital ’ s reception said he was not around . She also turned down our correspondent ’ s request for the CMD’ s phone number.
The woman, who declined to give her name , said , “ The CMD is not in town . We are not allowed to give out his phone number. ”
The doctor ’ s family members had told journalists to excuse them from comments surrounding the incident on Monday when PUNCH Metro visited his residence on Odunukan Street , Abule Ijesha , Yaba .
It had been reported that Orji was driven in his Sport Utility Vehicle with number plate , LND 476 EE, en route to Lagos Island at about 4 pm on Sunday when he told his driver to stop after receiving a call .
The unmarried doctor disembarked from the vehicle, headed for the railings on the edge of the bridge and jumped into the lagoon .
The LASEMA General Manager , Mr . Adesina Tiamiyu, on Tuesday stated that emergency officials had intensified efforts to recover Orji’ s body .
He added that fishermen around the area had been informed to alert security and emergency agencies if they found the body in any part of the lagoon.
He said , “ Some of the family members came to the office of the Marine Police with the driver and they confirmed that the corpse we found was not that of Dr Orji. They said the clothes on the body were not the ones worn by the doctor that day . The search for the doctor ’ s remains continues . ”
source:http://punchng.com/suicide-confusion-as-doctors-family-rejects-corpse/

• Lose weight . Maintaining a healthy weight may help you get your mojo back . Men who are obese have much lower testosterone levels, which plays a major part in sexual function . Men must change their diets and lose weight when they are having erectile issues, says urologist/male sexual medicine specialist at New York -Presbyterian/ Weill Cornell Medical Centre , Dr . Darius Paduch.
• Sleep well. Sleep deprivation affects sex drive, so , get enough sleep each day, Paduch counsels.
• Engage in exercise. A great sweat session will boost your testosterone, which can help rev up your desire, Paduch says.
• Eat healthy diet. Lowering your cholesterol level can help increase your testosterone levels . So , diet is crucial when it comes to sexual function . Plus , high sugar levels in men with diabetes can affection the function of the nerves in his penis, says Paduch .
• Reduce alcohol . Animal studies have shown that high volumes of alcohol caused the penis to contract , says Paduch . Alcohol is a suppressant , and the suppression of the central nervous system will cause a decrease in sensitivity to sexual cues , Paduch adds .

omenkaLives:
Mtscheew.

hater spotted

jakandeola:
na u sabi

is it your virginity

SmartchoicesNG:
U too ask for your brideprice as a token of his undying love for​ you... Too!

Very simple!

as simple as ABC

kimbra:
True love doesn't give conditions.

agape love, God kind of love. no human being can exhibit that kind of love

nzeobi:
Does it now mean many are into jump- ology,

perhaps the woman is still in coma

SmartchoicesNG:
Reason why the school should be closed permanently for​ a few years.

cutting the head is not the solution to the headache

meanwhile, the mother said the corpse is not her son https://www.nairaland.com/3696384/icymi-recovered-body-not-son

SmartchoicesNG:
He can.

do you know how many strike actions the staff have embarked on since he assumed that office

SmartchoicesNG:
Close that school for about two years.

it seems the current VC cannot handle the school

Activities have been grounded at the University of Ibadan due to the strike embarked on by the three non -academic staff unions of the institution .
They are Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities, Non-Academic Staff Union and National Association of Academic Technicians.
The unions began indefinite strike on March 10 to protest against shortfalls in payment of salaries and illegal deduction in pension since December 2016.
Some of the students who reside on the campus told News Agency Nigeria that staying was becoming unbearable due to their inability to access water and electricity.
They called on the Vice Chancellor, Prof. Idowu Olayinka, to find a way to resolve issues with the striking workers.
Director of Communication of the university, Olatunji Oladejo, said he was in a management meeting hence could not react immediately.
The university has no fewer than 8,000 students in the halls of residence.

http://punchng.com/students-protest-against-lack-of-water-light-at-ui/