₦airaland Forum

AbuMaryam1:
Jonathan must call his boys to order. When Obasanjo talked of trained mercenaries people call him names. They are manifesting now, thier Jesus was defeated in election hence the avenge. From the name we know them. Jonathan must act now.

aresa:
He stood by and fought for his people by looting them dry and left them with not even 1 classroom as accomplishment...


What kind of people are you people? smh..

phantonce:
While APC is allowing the will of the people to prevail, PDP raped us of that opportunity for 16 years.


False! If it were so, APC wouldn't be in power now. PDP is still a better and purpose driven party unlike Apc and their lies.

This is the true meaning of democracy.

joborskill:
do u really need to insult me if u have no positive contributions? This is an anonymous forum and i did not mention names nor revealed anyone's identity. No one is an island of knowledge. You should grow up

Proudlyngwa:
Stop embarrassing yourself.
When lives are lost it must never be politicised. Your so called dullard was not in power, when whole families were being killed. I work in Omoku and that place is an elephants graveyard.

thatsincerechic:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Now I am tired...
Just as many of you have taken your time to read this story so have i taken my time in writing it. I cannot please you... I am not writing this story to satisfy your sexual urge(this is to those that are only concerned about Bleep)
I started out with a good intention of narrating my story to many out there who are going through what I went.. I wanted them to learn from this.
Now to those who want a summary, this is a story, stories are usually long narratives. Pls have it in mind that as I post comments I also see comments on this thread.. Majority of which are of obscene thoughts and it's a big distraction to me... Now do this
Imagine you were with friends, or should I say students whatever setting you wanted, and you were telling your story and some are throwing one or two sentence which is totally out of order, not what you have in mind because it is not what you experienced. Now how would you feel
To those that say I was running out of lies because I haven't mentioned the part where I had sex, pls bridle your tongue because You can not tell my story for me.
And to those who say they are bored with the story, just as you are bored, I am also bored because I was no longer seeing reasonable comments as I progressed and i am pretty sure that majority of those that tarried along up till this point are those that are eager to read and enjoy the sex scene. Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, I didn't start my story to ENTERTAIN but rather to ENLIGHTEN you on what is going on in our society.
To those saying I was making the stories shorts so i could garner pages, well sorry to say this but I think you are myopic, if you religiously followed from the beginning you would see comments on when I said I was at work.
And to the young man, that asked me why I Did not type everything out in a computer and uploaded all once instead, well you see sir, I started this story after a thought came to my mind, I was so motivated that I decided to register as a member on nairaland because I have always been a visitor on nairaland and this is my first topic on nairaland. I actually thought I could tell it peaceful as it progressed and not to be confused at the long run by many of you who wanted a different story.

Since you are not patient enough to know how I used what i had to get what I wanted.... You would probably never know.

My experiences are my precious moments because they shaped me into what I am today, and I won't have it altered because I want to tell a story on nairaland.

At this junction I drop my pen!

# walks out of thread*******

Demigods:
I have been contemplating on weather to post this or not, but it has gotten to the point I can no longer keep to myself and rely on informations from net, let me keep this short.

I and my gf have been in a relationship for over a year plus now and been having unprotected sex most time we see, I love her so much that I would love to marry her, we usually have unprotected sex all the time and she never got pregnant, she is not the cheating type, some may oppose me but if I say our history of how we came to be you will understand(story for another day) just 3 weeks ago she told me she missed her period and that she is pregnant after we had sex and I was shocked still wondering how come after a year of sex she never got pregnant, why now, I thought she was not fertile, fast forward to the point, she took abortion pills, mis..... to be precise, the pregnancy was just 2 weeks plus when she took it.

After taking it she was expecting to start bleeding and all that but she didn't, she only saw few drops of blood and having discharge along with stomach pains, so I made researches online and told her it is not every woman with preganacy that bleeds. She is very worried as she as never done it before, now the problem is it's been a week remaining 4 days to complete two weeks she took the drugs, yet she has been complaining of feeling unwell with pregnancy symptoms and last time I saw her days back her burst looks bigger and fuller alonsgide her ass and her skin looks a bit rough, she has been complaining and Now I'm a bit frustrated don't know what to do, her friends her advising her to do D and C method but I'm scared that there are no professionals to do it well as to avoid complications I said no to that, please nairalanders this was unexpected occurrence, help a brother out on to do, please how do we remove this pregnancy, we are both not ready for it now.

Moderators, please do this for me I need lots of people to share their views on what to do.

kennyman2000:
Thats such a big disgrace as a former head of state.

ibkgab001:
Evidence to show particulate nature of fraud sorry matter

Nuhusky:
This is part of dividend of democracy Otouke people are enjoying since 2007 Madam if you have invest the money you spend to disgrace Amaechi by now the flood will not occur Chai! Dia is God oooo at least there is vacancy in Otouke since you don't have vacancy in Aso rock.......May be oga Jona leave it till after election since he assure him self that he will win

francoray:
A good example of a failed president

PassingShot:
It's not a surprise to read news like this. It is what we've known about our country/economy. It is a result of what we did and failed to do in the sixteen years of poor governance largely brought on our nation by OBJ and GEJ.

We hope that this will change within the next few years of this new administration.



Why not borrow sense?

When will you get over the loss of GEJ's presidency?

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Sappyman:
I still give it to the man from Daura. He hit it better than the man from Otueke.

adenitemi:
So there is this massive traffic all the way from Apongbon inwards Victoria Island through Outer Marina caused by a government taskforce truck that fell off the tip of the third mainland bridge unto another government Hilux pickup.

Luckily, everyone escaped death. The driver of the truck sustained some injury. Some other private cars were also affected.

Make God dey protect us oh.

See pictures below...

Raxxye:
The sight of this soup makes me wanna throw up.
Thank God I was born with a silver spoon and I still have the spoon!

djl:
A twenty-four year old Nigerian, Bobai Ephraim Kato, has built a fully functional artificial intelligence robot for his final year project at the International College of Business and Technology (ICBT) in Sri Lanka.
After his secondary school education in Nigeria in 2009, he wrote JAMB exams twice trying to get an admission into Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria to study medicine, but all to no avail. He couldn’t get into the remedial school at ABU, and Kaduna State University (KASU) did not accept him either. It was not until he started a program at KASU’s remedial school that opportunity presented itself through the NIIT (National Institute of Information Technology) scholarship exam. Kato’s success story took shape over the next four years as he eventually ended up in Sri Lanka and studied Software Engineering.


Kato admits that the idea of artificial intelligence was random. The knowledge he gained from previous classes on Artificial Intelligence Systems set the pace for his work with the robot. His first work with Artificial Intelligence was “Wine Quality Test”, a piece of software which uses artificial intelligence to determine the quality of wine. When the directive came to his class to create software that uses Artificial Intelligence for predictions and solutions, he couldn’t think of anything. It was not until he did some research that the idea of a robot, which could solve puzzles struck him.


A Nigerian Software Engineering student, Kato personally built and developed the algorithm that enabled the robot to solve a Rubik’s Cube in a matter of minutes – a feat he admits to have never achieved himself.
Kato, who hails from the Atyap tribe in Karina said, “ My first 5 tests were a failure. The robot always shot a scanning error, and this was a week to my final submission. All I could do was pray. I didn’t know what to do again. I was confused and restless. I kept grinding and it finally started working. At that stage, the robot wasn’t intelligent enough and I had to train it to solve many puzzles to get more skills to save in the database.”
Kato spent two nights building the robot. After construction, he installed the software which served as the brain into a memory card for testing. A week to Kato’s final submission, the robot was still not functional. It took six tries to get the robot to work, and then a few days to increase its intelligence quotient. It was hard work for Kato, as he could not solve the Rubik’s Cube himself.
In the spirit of giving back, his new focus is on forensic computing, cyber security, and digital investigation, which he hopes to put to full use when he goes back to Nigeria.
“I’m happy to return back to Nigeria as a Cyber Security and Digital forensic Tech,” he says. “If anything, that’s what Nigeria needs more. We need people who are savvy and sincere in Digital Investigation, Cyber Security and Forensic

See d link to the video below

http://hotfixtech..sg/2015/09/a-24-year-old-nigerian-builds.html

kayo80:
I guess as the saying goes, 'time changes yesterday.' It should be the other way around, but 9ice was recently photographed asking Yemi Alade for her autograph.


Yemi Alade shared the pic on Instagram a few minutes ago, with the caption "Oga @nice made me autograph my album for him when it should be the other way round... choi."


https://instagram.com/p/8IuxJBAvys/?taken-by=yemialade

MRLINGTON:
its sunday september 27...yeeeey....


its the birthday of one of Gods generals....a man anointed by God to spread the good news!!
the founder nd general overseer of Living Faith church aka Winners chapel -worldwide


lets all pray nd wish him a happy birthday


Happy birthday sir...
God continue to bless u with more years as u have blessed so many...Amen

lalasticlala

Nicklaus:
He should be happy he is getting an undeserved attention. That ugly thing. A be e ri nkan

AmeLonRo:
I am a bit close to God (avoid mentioning title and being modest). I tried sometime to get some young people talk or as question about this issue of sex and related terms. They avoided doing that and kept asking about marriage and business. I knew it was a problem for people their age. About three young people met me sometime later and were confessing to me that they are involved in sex/masturbation and they are supposed to be serious christians. I counselled them, prayed with them on the way out.

Now to the topic: until I got married I had no girlfriend and sex was not an issue. I faced my studies squarely. My personal belief was that my work is learning since my parents were working to pay the fees. I also attended a church that encourage people to pray before they choose life partners. Those decisions not to get involved have paid off for me now. I am very thankful for my past decisions. Masturbation/sex/cheating is a choice. If you decide not to do it you will not do it. I was once away from my wife for some time and despite the fact that I sometime feel lie doing it with someone/masturbating, I decided not to. It has not happened once and it will not happen in Jesus name.

If you know you have a great destiny you will not do it. Don't mind whether your partner is doing it or not you just don't do it. There is reward for every deed both devine and otherwise. make up your mind.
But someone is saying it is sweet, yes wait for it, for the right time and it will be sweeter.You will become someone to look up to. Divine hands will work in your favour. You are going somewhere, do not terminate the journey with sex/masturbation.

londonrivals:
Nigerian comedian Julius Agwu and his wife Ibiere are two of the luckiest people in the world right now. The celebrity couple got to meet the British Royal Family in London.
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/julius-agwu-and-wife.png[/img]
Julius Agwu and wife meet British Royal Family
The pair didn’t just get to meet the Royal family, they also got to meet some of the world’s top celebrities Steven Spielberg, Whoopi Goldberg, Usain Bolt, Angeline Jolie and husband Brad Pitt.
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ibiere-and-whoopi-goldberg.png[/img]
Ibiere Agwu and Whoopi Goldberg
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ibiere-and-usain-bolt.png[/img]
Ibiere Agwu and Usain Bolt
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ibiere-and-jolie-pitt.png[/img]
Ibiere Agwu with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/agwu-family-and-steven-spielberg.png[/img]
Julius and Ibiere Agwu with Steven Spielberg
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ibiere-agwu-and-princess-diana.png[/img]
The comedian Julius Agwu over the weekend held the 10th anniversary of his comedy show Crack Ya Ribs in London.The funny man who is now active and in better health after recovering from brain surgery in April is taking time to relax and go sightseeing with his wife Ibiere in London.

Well….truth is, the celebrities they met, weren’t actually alive or real. The couple visited internationally renown wax museum called Madame Tussauds, to see wax replicas of celebrities.

[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/madama-tussauds.png[/img]

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/09/photos-julius-agwu-and-wife-meet.html

5starmilitant:
Nairaland sha.....thesame pipo wey won finish his life with curse for not turning up, are the ones now saying SORRY.



Rip to the deceased!

jonaifame22:
I break the yoke of lieing over ur life in jesus name, now receive the garment of truth, take it

Orikinla:
It is okay. But only a dummy will even pay US$20 million for this mansion.
I will have a bigger, larger and more luxurious palatial house for less in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles County, California.
It is gated 25-acre estate that I have not seen anything like it in Nigeria.
Anyway, this Dangote's house is cheaper than a single oil painting by Pablo Picasso sold for more than US$35 million and Claude Monet selling for US$35m.
Artists are always eventually the richest people on earth. So, one oil painting in my home can buy this Dangote's mansion and I will have some change left in my bank.

nellyme:
All his life he has been creative. The boat runs on water and for now the helicopter and aeroplane runs on ground but I believe one day it will fly (lol). Enjoy...be patient as I upload all... He is reading this so I need the viewers response....tnx.