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Mine is
Maths teacher------------ Failure. (he doznt check the steps he only mark d final answer)

Chemistry teacher - - - - - - - - Chizo (Bite) if u see him teeth eh. Lyk Bone farm

Biology teacher - - - - - - - kusumbi( he has hunch back)

Just take a look at Rihanna's Ukwuless Ukwu

klassiquette:
He wanted my honeypot and I'm not a fan to that

Are u claiming Virgin
U cld have gave him wat ur fan of nw

phabulous88:
She was a blawdy liar! Chai! Ada can lie no be small. And to cover up her lies, she told me she had an accident when she was younger; this, according to her, makes her forget things - and so her lies. Kai! I don suffer!

The deal breaker, however, was when I caught her chatting nudes with a Just-a-friend dude.

Am very sure my ex (Charity), can lie far more than that ur Ada..... Charity dey lie somtimes she dey lie to hersef

Rapmoney:
Your English is very poor! And you claimed to be a graduate? You need to go back to school!

Back to the matter...you need to leave that bit.tch!!! I mean NOW!!!

Tnk God u understand my write up... Engrs are not grammer minded anyway, Tnx 4 d advice

elantraceey:
I'm still yet to understand what your problem is exactly

My problem is... I dnt trust my bae...!

pasqal09:
its a pity that your love for her have made you so blind

Ur ryt Bro.. No doubt. Open my eyes pls. Waz d way out

My Fellow Nairalanders, am stuck between difficult situation of Love. Please i need matured advice..
I luv this gal so much and she luvs me too, we've been Dating for quite a while now.. I told her things i hate and some behaviours that turn me off.. Actually shes a student in one of the federal universities while am a graduate from the same school. But d more i tell her those behaviours i hate the more she keep repeating the same things. She goes out and live her phone in the hostel and i will kill myself callin her line but no answer. She will comes back later tellin me that she went to see her cousin sister in the other hostel. She will switch off her phone some time and wen i ask her why.. She will say some People are disturbing her Daz why..... She finished her exams but still saying in skul tellin me Dat she is broke while it only take 100 naira to their house... Please what could be the reason she always do wat i hate and wat cld be behind her behaviours Be cause i told her that since she will go out any how and switch off her phone with out tellin me... Let her convince Dat way and she agreed??

auntymi:
dunno wat u mean by touch, bt if its s..ex u're talkin abt, den i dnt tink am in fr such relatnship, friendship is nt alwyz abt s..ex

Is not about s*x den is about what

What if you missed the verification

brainyack:
Agbero Don achieve pass u

And i achieve pass you

bayulll01:
pathetic liar I hear u

No be lie... D guy name na Temitope Ajetunmobi wit CGPA 4.96 in OAU

Jesuspikin77:
In this same nigeria someone made a cgpa of 4.96 in chem eng

Am a living witness His name is Temitope graduated with CGPA 4.96 in OAU

See this black short agbero Taraba Boy......

Shes too pompous

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gracile:
it could be anything from guilt, values, religious beliefs or background, unexposure, or even a history of molestation if u know wha i mean
she's in the best position to tell you

Tnx alot

I can do this jhor.....

Wislet:
I'm sorry, but I fail to see what is embarrassing in your story. A man met you and probably became interested in you, now he's met your friend and his interest seems to have shifted from you to your friend. I'm sorry, but why are you embarrassed? Embarrassed for him or for yourself? If it's for yourself(most likely), it's uncalled for. His interest in your friend doesn't make you any less attractive or worth it. It simply means HE'S NOT FOR YOU. You can ask your friend's permission to give him her number. If she's interested in him, she'd probably agree and then let them take it off from there while you calmly move aside. I don't know why some women get jealous or angry or even defensive when a guy shows interest in another person that's not them. Some men have met their wives this same way- going for a particular person, and through that person gets to meet the one who would eventually become their wife. If he's not for you, he's not for you. Don't sweat it. This your topic isn't even supposed to be a topic. No offence. Don't let him think you are a desperate person.

If care is not taken, she might be in a relationship sef while her frnd is single....... Bringbackthenumber

Did he toast you Are u guyz Dating??

The moslem Cleric posted this on his page

gracile:
I do
I know it isn't easy adjusting oneself to suit d oda party in a relationship especially on this sensitive kind of issues, but I suggest u guys should sit down and reaffirm ur values and boundaries make sure she is free to open up to you(afterall that's the essence of the whole thing) otherwise she just might end being pushed to the wall as she'll keep bottling it up till she can bear it no more..

So what do you tink is d consequence of her discomfort over what i enjoy in A relationship

gracile:
like dirty phone talks some call it sex chat!
is ur girlfriend showing some discomfort in some things u guys do? sorry to pry

yes she doz show discomfort wen having such chats n some bodily contact too... Shey u undstand.....!

RotrEmmanuel:
FTC is d simplest tin on nairaland..

Oya tish me. Or clue me even though i dey support clueless govt

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Una no dey sleep ni Allow person mek FTC na

Bangalee or Oga Titus ni

Below is the list of Nigerian highest earning CEOs

1. CEO, Stanbic IBTC, Sola David-Borha leads the list,
with an annual remuneration of N177m – N484,931
daily.
2. CEO, Ecobank Nigeria, Jubril Aku earns N88m
annually – N241,100 daily. But the bank reportedly
slashed the CEO’s emolument to N38m per annum*,
perhaps, as a measure against financial stress.
3. CEO, Mobil Oil Nigeria Limited, Tunji Oyebanji has an
annual remuneration of N85m. When broken down, this
amounts to a daily pay of about N231,956.
4. CEO, GTBank, Olusegun Agbaje ’s annual take-home is
a whopping N77m, which equals N210,960 per day.
5. CEO, Oando Plc, Jubril Adewale Tinubu earned N69m,
a daily equivalent of N189,041.
6. CEO, Forte Oil Plc, Akin Akinfemiwa has an annual
remuneration of N64m, or N175,342 per day.
7. CEO, UBA, Phillips Oduoza had N57m (as at 2010), or
156,164N every day.
8. CEO, Zenith Bank, Godwin Emefiele is also one of the
highest paid CEOs of Nigerian companies, however
precise data on his incomes was not disclosed. We
estimated it on N100m per year**, based on financial
results of the bank and its position in the bank’s
hierarchy.

gracile:
I actually regret doing some things with him, things i wasn't comfortable with, but found myself doing cause of him or rather 'love'

Like what pls... Am interested in this cause i suspect my bae doing same

From which school did u graduate Which dept and what class of degree? B4 we celebrate

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Imagine this style of side-box.. what do u call it ??