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Shekau is now the Anglican Arch Bishop |
Shekau is Anglican Arch Bishop |
I be eye witness....! God help us ooo
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See these photos, Very Hilarious indeed!
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How many Ex Galfrnds do u have ![]() |
hmm. Children of nowadayzz...smh |
who is she. and were are d curves ![]() |
mine is my Dad... We often solve Physics Equations wen am given Assignment..we will argue on d final answer as if we are mates..! at last if I won he will say "Give me fivveee" if he won I will wash his clothes.....! He died 2007 after I came back 4rom My Post UME at ABU Zaria....! |
If name only her dey dere family.. ehem I fit give am else...wer her siblings ![]() |
WhiteTechnology:Amen my dear...! u are d 1st Nairalander to wish us d northern Christians goodwill....! God will Bless ur Generation. |
if dis kind hand slap u eh... |
I came across this vacancy advert and I was like these people are not serious or are not ready to give the Job...pls read the advert below: A reputable Oil company seeks competent candidates to apply for a vacancy in its firm Qualification: Candidate must be a graduate from a proffesional course (5yrs), with a minimum of second class upper, NYSC discharge cert, 5yrs working Experience and must NOT be Above 25 years of Age.....! hmmm can dis happen?? 4 Najia university abeg waz ur opinion abt dis advert. |
Harmvirus:hips of death instead..! |
CrazyScientist:u mean he's gathering momentum b4 he strikes guy ur Wickedness no get part 2 |
I really want you to figure out Who to be blame advice me on what to do after reading my story... I happen to be in love with this young, Pretty and well endowed damsel named Janet. we are so much in love that she often sneak from there house to be with me cos only d two of us no about the relatisnahip, along d line we had sex and that is our 1st time of experiencing Sex(DAT is we were both virgins). soon she stopped coming to see me when I confront her on why the sudden change, she complain to me about her elder sister engaging her with house chores and if the sister know of her relationship she won't take it likely with her. So her Elder sister is about same age as myself So I brought up an idea that I will create familiarity BTW me n the elder sister so that when we become frnds I Wil then open up and tell her that she should give me her sister n before she know it we will be in our frndship freely without harrasment from the elder sister. After making this agreement with Janet , She gave me her Elder sister's contact n told me dat her name is Sarah. As I was planning on how to create familiarity with Sarah d elder sister I Neva knew that Sarah also had crush on me cos we attend the same church ... so upon meeting with Sarah, We gist n had a good time and soon we became very close even more closer than Janet my Beb that she even told her fronds that she had a new guy. So wen I realize that we are in good terms with Sarah, I decide to tell her about my relationship with her kid sister ...We booked an appointment so when we met afta series of gist I told her hat I have something to tell her...when she heard dis she started thinking maybe I wanna ask her out so she was worried that I should tell her even though I hesitated n was wondering how will she feel if I told her that am dating her kid sister Janet. afta she had already tell her frnds that she had a new guy.. So wen I hesitated she hold me tight n started telling me DAT I shld pls tell her wat is on my mind that I shld know that she luvs me so much n she will do anything for me before I no it she grab me n started kissing me passionately I can feel d emotions in her kisses...before I could do any tin I was on top of her n we had sex... AFTA d whole tin I den broke to her that I was dating her younger sister, She broke into tears n told me dat I shld no wat to do that she luvs me n she can't do without me... Going back to Janet to tell her Janet also said dat was not the agreement we had n DAT I must stop seeing her sister and that she can't do without me.. soon after learning that they are dating the same the two sisters became enemies being at each others neck..! As for me I still Luv my Janet cos she's more pretty Dan her elder sister and. we disvirgined ourselfs.. on the other hand I luv Sarah because she's hot preety n matured and also fun to be with...! Am confused on what to do please I Need matured advice. |
Wat else is worth dying for in a lady apart from d Department Of UKWU n BOSSOM technology ......! |
MissShakira:How many do u tink she has parked ![]() |
he have seen everytin in ur body n u expect him to marry u why will I buy a newspaper after knowing d content![]() |
u mean even Osinbajo will Fulfill his dreams ![]() |
otbliz:My broda am already having a hrt ache... Illiteracy is d worst disease....! Shalom |
AsherStorm:Ur Also an Animal like him... Imported Illieterate..! do u no wat it means for a bomb to blast in a church n sum Useless soul is saying Gud n bringing politics into it ? u must b stupid for supporting him..come to d North n see how ppl are suffering....! mtchewww Birds of d same feather.. |
Praiiiiiseee da Lord...! Bad Belle ppl. <in Oshiomole Voice>… Go and Die ![]() |
Ichabod ![]() |
aumeehn:You are Very STUPID.. IDIOT.. BASTARD... PSYCOPHAT.... ILLITERATE... RIGORMOTIS...CALEMAZOO...NINCOMPOOP....ANIMAL....EWU..WAWA....JAKI....JAHILI Kawai...... Useless son of an Advanced Useless Father n Mother...! U Wil Rot in Hell... Shege Kazami Kawai |
Please and Please to be sincere... What is wrong in a Lady to approach or woo a guy ![]() |
thugward04:Neva expect sense from a Thug ![]() |
North....I don tire....! Hit like if u forbid being a northerner in d next life.. |
EroticAngelina:more Dan ur boo u mean ![]() |
am coming.....! |



