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) Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! (Friends are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) Don't laugh loud ---- The extended version says... 2) Put your husband in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! 3) Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: "if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!! (4) If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. (5) A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…"!!!! (6) Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends. If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession. If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!! (7) Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. ( Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once… But many people still go to their in-laws place..? (9) Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! (10) Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. Man inside: “I am talking to my wife” (11) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot” (12) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! (13) Best one line ad by a married man on OLX: "For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by mistake

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ight Talk. The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties. That's the period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be. At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age( before the Biafran war). So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" (lol, that is anyone (money) that comes from them willingly). To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23. And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to. I mean where is the money You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet. Still putting hands into many things hoping luck smiles on you. All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude. You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls.When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies;Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back. Then one day she calls you and asks you "where is this relationship heading to?. You dont even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship. Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her. And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it. You just hold yourself and play the good guy You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well". Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you. You have to be the cool guy and wish her well. One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself.She was talking to the guy a long time before now.Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle. You have been played. Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time.Would you have made it or not? She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already). I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend. No comparison there. And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about.And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else. Your heart is broken into smithereens. In this hall of fame, you are all victims. Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago. To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad. Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now.And that's your home and abroad.Can life be more unfair at this moment?

I support him.. 2days is beta

where do u go when u have a sex question
book
friend
internet

guardians
partner?

school isn't meant for every one

fabrehas assisted a goal to coasta

You must be Jesus ooo

Try opening one

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Never

Am I controversial

It wasn't a slap but a punch

No mb

It is by true

Story for d gods

Love In sharing

Mouth Action

Federal poly nekede

Yes Bible hate changr

Most beautiful lady in nigeria

True

Don buhari da nigga

Ladies don't poo

Good lesson

your identity as a member of a group is more important than ur identity as a Christian


2)
fear of heaven,hell,punishment, motivates you to obey religious rules and regulations.


3)
you attributes individual opinions to to religious figures e.g my pastor said I should not marryvhim

3)you think your particular group is special to god

4) your main focus is trying to know future event....prophesy

5)doctrinal difference is more important than unity in Christ,, than loving those who hold other views

6)you have been brainwashed unto giving money for promise of good health and wealth

7)order your life according to laws and think god is eager to condemned you

gloat self righteous over others and condemn those who don't measure up to your standard of law keeping


doctrinal distinction is more important than unity inbo

don't operate phone on plane

Congrat

creative