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Romance / Let's Play A Game by engrtee(f): 12:22am On Sep 29, 2022 |
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Politics / Re: Why Are Zombidients Happy Over "Buhari Calls For Keyamo's Sack"? by engrtee(f): 10:46pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
If a sitting minister must resig before contesting election ,then a sitting minister should not be a spokesperson for an aspirant. It will affect his duties during these period In a related development, *BREAKING NEWS !!!!* *Russia To Buy Nigeria's Military Technology For $500 billion!!!* Nigeria Emerging World Power. Signs $500billion Contract With Russia? Today 21st September, 2022 is a great day in Nigeria's History. Given Russias military challenges. Russia is ready to pay Nigeria a whooping $500Billion to provide Russia military support no other nation can provide. General Vladisko Mikil who represented the president of russia in this Historic day said russia has identified some key areas were Nigeria can help with their military. These areas are as follows. 1. African Bullet Proof 2. EGBE: Power to teleport (disappear and reappear at another location) 3. Oruka. Magic ring. Which their spies can use to make their enemies fall and start shaking like fish out of water. 4. Ounde. Power belt that would make their soldiers invincible 5. Oyela. A tortoise shell necklace That would boost the intelligence of their troops and even make them able to hear the thoughts of their enemies. 6. Ina Aye. Mysterious spiritual fire. 7. Spiritual slaps - SB or Supernatural Biancanization which is based on the YGSC (You Go Soon Collect) platform They see the applications of SB in embarrassing other presidents in public. 8. "Enter and sweep" this works by hanging a broom at the door step, if anyone tries to steal from such a house, he wld endup sweeping the whole compound till he is released. This would be used to protect their presidential villa and Defence HQ. No need for security alarms anymore. 9. Asasi. This would be used in making their enemies run mad. Russia has tested Asasi on Donald Trump and Biden and Russia is very pleased with the results General Vladisko said paying $500 billion is a small price for them to pay to be able to have access to all this powers from Nigeria. Nigeria's president said he is happy that our tradition is finally making the country more money than oil has made for the country in 16 years of our democracy and announced his defection to the Labour Party. It was revealed that Rusia secretely tested Asasi on him earlier today at the contract signing for calling Putin, Gorbachev. Russian Researchers are presently attending train the trainer sessions in Ijebu and Aguleri to learn from our local priests so they can go back and boost their military. Reacting to this development, America's Secretary Of State said the United States has always been scared of Nigeria because of the spiritual powers Nigeria possess. Which is more than all their technologies and military equipments. ���������� ����♀️����♀️����♀️����♀️����♀️����♀️����♀️����♀️����♀️���♀️. . |
Politics / Re: Go Back To Classroom, Court Orders ASUU by engrtee(f): 1:31pm On Sep 21, 2022 |
Fg don't obey court order 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Court Orders ASUU To Call Off Strike by engrtee(f): 1:30pm On Sep 21, 2022 |
Fg that don't obey court orders |
Foreign Affairs / Re: By Pegging Gold To The Ruble, Russia Wiped Out US$ Clout From World Markets by engrtee(f): 4:00pm On Apr 02, 2022 |
I support what Russia is doing monetrily. The seller determine his currency. The whole worldmust not trade in dollars. The US currency is designed not to fail. But I do not support Russia violence against Ukraine. If Nigeria and all OPEC country have srnce, we should demand direct sales of oil using indigenous currency and bypass dollars. I think there was a time Nigeria wanted to do currency swap with China. How did it go? 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mali Cuts Ties With France And Abandons French As Its Official Language by engrtee(f): 10:07pm On Jan 29, 2022 |
This should be in front page 1 Like |
Religion / Re: President Of China’s Comment On Africa And Religion by engrtee(f): 8:30pm On Jan 28, 2022 |
jantman: Shut up . You don't know Budha. And Budha is of Indian origin not Chinese. Most budhist are persecuted in China. Get your fact right |
Religion / Re: Igbo Husband And Wife Convert To Islam In Enugu State (photos) by engrtee(f): 8:26pm On Jan 28, 2022 |
Her face tells you she was forced |
Romance / Re: I Have Toasted 19 Girls In A Row And They All Accepted by engrtee(f): 10:45pm On Dec 21, 2021 |
kenzysmith: Anything that boost your self confidence is good. Next year,set a goal to make two hundred thousand in two weeks, I will celebrate that more 5 Likes |
Health / Re: He Read 7 Books Of Moses And Other Dangerous Books by engrtee(f): 1:39pm On Dec 20, 2021 |
Not bad. He is normal We are abnormal |
Health / Is Mandatory Covid 19 Vaccine Uptake Ethical? by engrtee(f): 1:38pm On Dec 20, 2021 |
What do you think |
Business / Re: Sterling Bank To Operate As An Islamic Bank by engrtee(f): 4:58am On Dec 13, 2021 |
This is good news. |
Family / Re: Why Do Infant Cry At Night And Sleep In The Day by engrtee(f): 11:11pm On Nov 08, 2021 |
Because spirits roam about the night |
Politics / Re: Masquerades In Biafran Outfit Spotted In Imo State: Pics & Video by engrtee(f): 2:39am On Oct 13, 2021 |
Only the court can tell us if it is wrong to wear such uniform or not. Soldiers arresting Agu will not stop people from wearing it |
Politics / Re: Ozekhome: Chiwetalu Was Released As Nothing Incriminating Was On His Phone by engrtee(f): 2:34am On Oct 13, 2021 |
I would like this case to go to court so we will know if Biafra has patented a particular group of color and whether it is illegal to wear one .To prevent further occurance. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Cooperate With Kidnappers For Your Safety, Police Tells Nigerians by engrtee(f): 2:28am On Oct 13, 2021 |
There is nothing wrong with the advice. Struggle with armed kidnappers and they kill you 1 Like |
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For October 10 2021 In Nigeria by engrtee(f): 1:27am On Oct 11, 2021 |
Who still take this data serious |
Romance / Re: A Good Sex Should Last For How Many Minutes by engrtee(f): 4:58am On Oct 01, 2021 |
henever she release 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Don't Be A Simp Once She Ask 4 Money Demand 4 Sex by engrtee(f): 4:57am On Oct 01, 2021 |
lamentation of a frustrated person |
Romance / Re: 7 Nigerian Women On How Their Parents Found Out They Are Sexually Active by engrtee(f): 8:10am On Mar 18, 2021 |
If she did not threatened you with pistle and mortal , she ain't African |
Foreign Affairs / Re: A Prophecy Given In 2019 Concerning Tanzanian President's Death by engrtee(f): 8:08am On Mar 18, 2021 |
After two years |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking: Tanzanian President John Magufuli Has Died At The Age Of 61 by engrtee(f): 10:43pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
For not taking covid 19 vaccine |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tanzania's President Is Dead by engrtee(f): 10:43pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
The nail that sticks up its head vetsy hammered. The only president that opposed covid 19. The power from above will ensure he is injected with the virus too serve as a deterrent to others. Meanwhile,kogi leader is lucky he is just governor, they will come for his head soon. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tanzania's President John Magufuli Dies by engrtee(f): 10:38pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
For not taking the vaccine,they came for his head 51 Likes 6 Shares |
Romance / Re: Why Did White People Call Agbani Darego Ugly by engrtee(f): 8:24pm On Feb 24, 2021 |
She is beautifully ugly |
Romance / Re: Engagement Gone Wrong As Two Lovers Humiliates Themselves In Public (video) by engrtee(f): 8:23pm On Feb 24, 2021 |
Her problem is that It was done in the market and not in a better place. She is a Slay Queen |
Family / Re: What Are The Things You Have Stopped Doing In 2021? by engrtee(f): 2:21am On Feb 19, 2021 |
I stopped using the word STOP in a sentence |
Politics / Re: A Large part Of Rivers State Have Not Had Power Supply Since December 5, 2020 by engrtee(f): 12:53am On Jan 31, 2021 |
143WaZoBia: Power generation . Blame FG |
Family / Re: Christianity Is Anti Modern-feminism And Red Pill by engrtee(f): 12:36am On Jan 31, 2021 |
Which one is more effective |
Family / Re: What Makes A Man? by engrtee(f): 11:53pm On Dec 31, 2020 |
If you have pipe down there |
Romance / Re: The funniest picture on earth! Caption and it! (Funny Picture) by engrtee(f): 11:51pm On Dec 31, 2020 |
I do not understand 1 Like
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