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Romance / Let's Play A Game by engrtee(f): 12:22am On Sep 29, 2022
Use something about your ex job to describe the relationship. E g �

Politics / Re: Why Are Zombidients Happy Over "Buhari Calls For Keyamo's Sack"? by engrtee(f): 10:46pm On Sep 26, 2022
If a sitting minister must resig before contesting election ,then a sitting minister should not be a spokesperson for an aspirant.
It will affect his duties during these period


In a related development,

*BREAKING NEWS !!!!*

*Russia To Buy Nigeria's Military Technology For $500 billion!!!*

Nigeria Emerging World Power. Signs $500billion Contract With Russia?

Today 21st September, 2022 is a great day in Nigeria's History. Given Russias military challenges. Russia is ready to pay Nigeria a whooping $500Billion to provide Russia military support no other nation can provide.

General Vladisko Mikil who represented the president of russia in this Historic day said russia has identified some key areas were Nigeria can help with their military. These areas are as follows.

1. African Bullet Proof

2. EGBE: Power to teleport (disappear and reappear at another location)

3. Oruka. Magic ring. Which their spies can use to make their enemies fall and start shaking like fish out of water.

4. Ounde. Power belt that would make their soldiers invincible

5. Oyela. A tortoise shell necklace That would boost the intelligence of their troops and even make them able to hear the thoughts of their enemies.

6. Ina Aye. Mysterious spiritual fire.

7. Spiritual slaps - SB or Supernatural Biancanization which is based on the YGSC (You Go Soon Collect) platform They see the applications of SB in embarrassing other presidents in public.

8. "Enter and sweep" this works by hanging a broom at the door step, if anyone tries to steal from such a house, he wld endup sweeping the whole compound till he is released. This would be used to protect their presidential villa and Defence HQ. No need for security alarms anymore.

9. Asasi. This would be used in making their enemies run mad. Russia has tested Asasi on Donald Trump and Biden and Russia is very pleased with the results

General Vladisko said paying $500 billion is a small price for them to pay to be able to have access to all this powers from Nigeria.

Nigeria's president said he is happy that our tradition is finally making the country more money than oil has made for the country in 16 years of our democracy and announced his defection to the Labour Party. It was revealed that Rusia secretely tested Asasi on him earlier today at the contract signing for calling Putin, Gorbachev.

Russian Researchers are presently attending train the trainer sessions in Ijebu and Aguleri to learn from our local priests so they can go back and boost their military.

Reacting to this development, America's Secretary Of State said the United States has always been scared of Nigeria because of the spiritual powers Nigeria possess. Which is more than all their technologies and military equipments.

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Politics / Re: Go Back To Classroom, Court Orders ASUU by engrtee(f): 1:31pm On Sep 21, 2022
Fg don't obey court order

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Education / Re: Court Orders ASUU To Call Off Strike by engrtee(f): 1:30pm On Sep 21, 2022
Fg that don't obey court orders
Foreign Affairs / Re: By Pegging Gold To The Ruble, Russia Wiped Out US$ Clout From World Markets by engrtee(f): 4:00pm On Apr 02, 2022
I support what Russia is doing monetrily. The seller determine his currency. The whole worldmust not trade in dollars. The US currency is designed not to fail.

But I do not support Russia violence against Ukraine.



If Nigeria and all OPEC country have srnce, we should demand direct sales of oil using indigenous currency and bypass dollars.
I think there was a time Nigeria wanted to do currency swap with China. How did it go?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mali Cuts Ties With France And Abandons French As Its Official Language by engrtee(f): 10:07pm On Jan 29, 2022
This should be in front page

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Religion / Re: President Of China’s Comment On Africa And Religion by engrtee(f): 8:30pm On Jan 28, 2022
jantman:


You shared a photo of China leader of his mocking speech about we africans right?

Chinese people worship Budha, a dead god. The very Chinese president Xi Jinping who you portrait to be mocking we Africans and our faith is a worshiper of the dead Budha

Who is budha?

Budha is a demi god, he is a son of an evil spirit who copulate with a virgin girl in one of the concrate mountain of the himalayas, budha became one of the ocultic grand master and teacher and founder of budhism, he never thought about the One And Only True God.

We Africans, we are religious and acknowledge and worship the living Jesus, the one who spoke the universe into existence

Your intention of creating such thread is to mock we Africans for being too spiritual.

I tried to used the words above to tell you that sin has wrap your entire nature and makes you and Xi Jinping a fool. I will be more foolish if I continue to answer an ignorant fool like you over Xi Jinping foolish comment


Shut up . You don't know Budha. And Budha is of Indian origin not Chinese. Most budhist are persecuted in China. Get your fact right
Religion / Re: Igbo Husband And Wife Convert To Islam In Enugu State (photos) by engrtee(f): 8:26pm On Jan 28, 2022
Her face tells you she was forced
Romance / Re: I Have Toasted 19 Girls In A Row And They All Accepted by engrtee(f): 10:45pm On Dec 21, 2021
kenzysmith:
i broke my personal best d last time was 6 in 2 weeks but this is 19 in 2 weeks i feel proud of my feat

Anything that boost your self confidence is good. Next year,set a goal to make two hundred thousand in two weeks, I will celebrate that more

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Health / Re: He Read 7 Books Of Moses And Other Dangerous Books by engrtee(f): 1:39pm On Dec 20, 2021
Not bad.

He is normal

We are abnormal
Health / Is Mandatory Covid 19 Vaccine Uptake Ethical? by engrtee(f): 1:38pm On Dec 20, 2021
What do you think
Business / Re: Sterling Bank To Operate As An Islamic Bank by engrtee(f): 4:58am On Dec 13, 2021
This is good news.
Family / Re: Why Do Infant Cry At Night And Sleep In The Day by engrtee(f): 11:11pm On Nov 08, 2021
Because spirits roam about the night
Politics / Re: Masquerades In Biafran Outfit Spotted In Imo State: Pics & Video by engrtee(f): 2:39am On Oct 13, 2021
Only the court can tell us if it is wrong to wear such uniform or not. Soldiers arresting Agu will not stop people from wearing it
Politics / Re: Ozekhome: Chiwetalu Was Released As Nothing Incriminating Was On His Phone by engrtee(f): 2:34am On Oct 13, 2021
I would like this case to go to court so we will know if Biafra has patented a particular group of color and whether it is illegal to wear one .To prevent further occurance.

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Politics / Re: Cooperate With Kidnappers For Your Safety, Police Tells Nigerians by engrtee(f): 2:28am On Oct 13, 2021
There is nothing wrong with the advice.

Struggle with armed kidnappers and they kill you

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For October 10 2021 In Nigeria by engrtee(f): 1:27am On Oct 11, 2021
Who still take this data serious
Romance / Re: A Good Sex Should Last For How Many Minutes by engrtee(f): 4:58am On Oct 01, 2021
henever she release

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Romance / Re: Don't Be A Simp Once She Ask 4 Money Demand 4 Sex by engrtee(f): 4:57am On Oct 01, 2021
lamentation of a frustrated person
Romance / Re: 7 Nigerian Women On How Their Parents Found Out They Are Sexually Active by engrtee(f): 8:10am On Mar 18, 2021
If she did not threatened you with pistle and mortal , she ain't African
Foreign Affairs / Re: A Prophecy Given In 2019 Concerning Tanzanian President's Death by engrtee(f): 8:08am On Mar 18, 2021
After two years
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking: Tanzanian President John Magufuli Has Died At The Age Of 61 by engrtee(f): 10:43pm On Mar 17, 2021
For not taking covid 19 vaccine
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tanzania's President Is Dead by engrtee(f): 10:43pm On Mar 17, 2021
The nail that sticks up its head vetsy hammered. The only president that opposed covid 19. The power from above will ensure he is injected with the virus too serve as a deterrent to others.

Meanwhile,kogi leader is lucky he is just governor, they will come for his head soon.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tanzania's President John Magufuli Dies by engrtee(f): 10:38pm On Mar 17, 2021
For not taking the vaccine,they came for his head

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Romance / Re: Why Did White People Call Agbani Darego Ugly by engrtee(f): 8:24pm On Feb 24, 2021
She is beautifully ugly
Romance / Re: Engagement Gone Wrong As Two Lovers Humiliates Themselves In Public (video) by engrtee(f): 8:23pm On Feb 24, 2021
Her problem is that It was done in the market and not in a better place.
She is a Slay Queen
Family / Re: What Are The Things You Have Stopped Doing In 2021? by engrtee(f): 2:21am On Feb 19, 2021
I stopped using the word STOP in a sentence
Politics / Re: A Large part Of Rivers State Have Not Had Power Supply Since December 5, 2020 by engrtee(f): 12:53am On Jan 31, 2021
143WaZoBia:

cry

Power generation . Blame FG
Family / Re: Christianity Is Anti Modern-feminism And Red Pill by engrtee(f): 12:36am On Jan 31, 2021
Which one is more effective
Family / Re: What Makes A Man? by engrtee(f): 11:53pm On Dec 31, 2020
If you have pipe down there
Romance / Re: The funniest picture on earth! Caption and it! (Funny Picture) by engrtee(f): 11:51pm On Dec 31, 2020
I do not understand

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