₦airaland Forum

This APC guys will be power drunk.. We are watching sha!

America causing trouble in nations since 1900.

I beg anything wey apc wan do make dem do. At least the dogs and the baboons now has the rght to live their life thats the most important tin to me..those of us in the north knw what we gain when a northerner is in power. They spend govt money as if its their business proceed. If not now notherners hate jega not because of the 2011 elections but cos of his analises, jega once said that d reason y north will remain underdeveloped even if they remain in power for donkeys of yrs is bcause they dnt invest money but spend.
He further said that its like going ontop of a mountain to pour water at the end of the day the water will return to the base. Do u knw whoss at d base? The ibo buisness men heheheheeh . Most of the good houses u c all over the north na ibo ppl get am . Av been in the north for some time now so i knw what am saying... Abeg no quote me if u ar nt in support of change o. Good or bad change na change

He told me that 2015 will not be bloody as you said...

ok

That's y one needs to pray very well everyday before living your house asking God to protect you against being a victim of circumstance....May his soul rest in peace...

ok

No time

rondo235:
mehn dis type of luv sucks....bt try approach her in an unconventional way....n dnt let it seem u knew wht she wanted.thank God..first to comment.

You are not ftc until it hits the front page...but ehh? e no go reach.....op go tell her say ba? u no want make she miss you again so make she give you her control...remember to come tnk me wit chicken later and you ll be happy you did.....

stanogb:
I take to my heels... To avoid infection from such gossip...

stanogb:
I take to my heels... To avoid infection from such gossip...

stanogb:
I take to my heels... To avoid infection from such gossip...

lol

free2ryhme:
Let' be rational: If Buhari went to Bayelsa and campaigned without problem and some people will attack GEJ in Kastina despite that it is difficult or taking a risk trying to place his posters in the north while Buhari's posters are placed without hindrance in Bayelsa we have to sit down and redefine this country enough of all these rubbish.

You have a point my dear. Though I am not a fan of any of them but if you say you don't want somebody, why not quietly mobilize support for your own and then vote out the one you don't want and stop the violence...Sometimes it pains me a lot when people who claim they want change don't condemn violence out rightly. Those people in LagOs don't know that southerners are slaves in their own country as long as you are in the northern part of Nigeria. For some of us in the north we know who realy mean well for nigeria.....I rest my case.

God bless our dear country...

ok . and advice u shall get...

ha!

ok na

ok

I neva knew we stil sane politicians like fayose. I keep on telling ppl obj is no longer relevant in nigeria politics He shud just back off and lock up cos wit or witout him broda Joe till 2019.

Its not adveable at all...................partucularly if you are a banker or u spend much of yOur time in the office..........................

Dail *135*1# to activate mtn zone. They charge 8k 12k 16k 20k and 24k/s respectively....its called mtn zone. It ddepends on where you are atthe particular time....activate and enjoy bt I tink glo has a good package that offers 10k on net calls and 20k to other netwrks starting from the very first minute...

I knew it will come to ds...........though I am not suprised,this is nigeria where they play politics with every single thing including heatlh and education.............

Bb gvs me rest of mind though I av both.

In burna's voice if u neva wear ebola suit yawa de

[quote author=Bunchersstab]Ur frnd is not d fada of dat thing she is carring...
i want to to belive d fada of her bastard tru her out & she rememberd ur frnd who is a donddy.
Y ur guy abi na u self dey snd dis okpo money/card
Guy if ur frnd like make e leave dat kaya.
E be like say na u self Enigmagu1

Next topic pls [/quote

Sorry bt its not me..

lomaxx: Well, when the moving picture of your life plays in your mind and you begin to see yourself beside a girl with a protruding tummy carrying your child, or you picture yourself as a patient in a hospital facility being managed for HIV, you'll devote yourself to always ensuring that you'll have condoms available - whether you have plans to use them or not.

At best, buy a carton and stash them somewhere. I have a carton in my cupboard and 4 foils on the window pane just above my pillow. And it is my job to make it clear to the girl that condoms must be used. I met a girl like that once, kust before we got down, I reached to my bag to get my condoms, and she started asking me what I was doing. I told her I was getting my condoms. Them she entered the irritating phase where she said she loves it raw and doesn't like condoms.

My brother, na so my staff-of-honor shrivel back to flaccid size.

No condoms, no sex.

Bolded got me cracked..... Though I no b kernel....

lomaxx: Doesn't matter.
Better than fathering a child whose paternity status you can't ascertain.
Na today you sabi naija babes?
She probably don go dey with one bobo somewhere dey shine am, then come back with rubbish story.
Lots of people out there fathering children they weren't responsible for.
If N3000 was to expensive to buy a carton of condoms, 100k should come in handy for a DnA paternity test.

S*x is all disavantage outside marriage....u may even end up fathering a childs that's not yours if u can't afford a DNA test and most importantly it take you far from GOD.

lomaxx: Condoms
Condoms
Condoms.

I can't say more.

Sometimes condoms maynt b cloesby and such girls will not even encourage it.

Yungwizzzy: Very simple

Because you have my child doesn't make you my wife *excuse me*

That girl is such a big witch, and the guy may not be financially buoyant enough now

Poor him

Send her back to the village pending DNA test

Lolz ...DNA cost frm 70 to 100k

[b]I visited a frnd this morning and I saw a woman with a protruded stomach sitting down on his foam, I asked him if his sister visited him from her hubby's house?

My guy started lamenting, he said she is her girlfriend.They have been dating for like seven months now.
After two months into their relationship thegirl told him that she's will traveling to lagos from abj to see her elder brother who is working in lagos.
The babe left abuja and since then my guy have been calling her on phone texting her day and night, sending her recharge cards sending her money .
The girl went striaght to their village and stayed for 5months then came back to the guy,s house with all her belongings and told the guy that she never traveled to lagos she went to her village because she was pregnant for him and wudnt want him to consider abortion that was why she went to the village without informing him abt the pregnancy.

HE narrated to me and his contenance was close to sheding tears, my guy is so confused right now ...his by force wife is 5months pregnant his future jeopardised and many other things at stake.
But wait o... Why are some girls like that?[/b]
What is the best way to deal with such issue? ACCept your fate stay with girl or disapper and make her suffer.

Odunharry: Women no go kill me ooo!!!

She visited me yesterday evening, when she went to buy something, her phone rang, i looked and I saw
TUFACE CALLING......
I no talk...After that, another call came in and when I check it was WIZKID CALLING
hmmm i was a litle bit nervous but i
remained calm. Within few minutes,
another call came in from a different
person, it was RAMSEY NOUAH
CALLING.... I SAID TO MY SELF, DOESIT MEAN THIS GIRL IS A CELEBRITY AND
I DON'TKNOW?.....As if that was not
enough, another call came in with a
stored name as EMEKA
IKE....something struck my mind and
i decided to dial my number to see what she saved mine with, hmmmm.
as i dial the number what i saw was
BABA SUWE CALLING! I fainted

Hmmm so you ar baba suwe? admin pls edit his user name....

kbshow100: I'm guilty of some of them. But trying to change

yea! its not wrong to make mistake bt its wrong not to redress it upon discovery...

1. Distractions that keep you from special
moments with special people.

– Pay
attention to the little things, because
when you really miss someone you miss
the little things the most, like just
laughing together. Go for long walks.
Indulge in great conversations. Count
your mutual blessings. Let go for a little
while and just BE together.

2. Compulsive busyness.

– Schedule time
every day to not be busy. Have
dedicated downtime – clear points in the
day to reflect, rest, and recharge. Don’t
fool yourself; you’re not so busy that you
can’t afford a few minutes of sanity.


3. Negative thinking about your current
situation.

– Life is like a mirror; we get
the best results when we smile. So talk
about your blessings more than you talk
about your problems. Just because
you’re struggling doesn’t mean you’re
failing. Every great success requires
some type of worthy struggle to get there.

4. The needless drama around you.

– Be wise
enough to walk away from the nonsense
around you. Focus on the positives, and
soon the negatives will be harder to see.

5. The desire for everything you don’t have. –

No, you won’t always get exactly what
you want, but remember this: There are
lots of people who will never have what
you have right now. The things you take
for granted, someone else is praying for.
Happiness never comes to those who
don’t appreciate what they already have.

6. Comparing yourself to everyone else.
–
Social comparison is the thief of
happiness. You could spend a lifetime
worrying about what others have, but it
wouldn’t get you anything.


7. Thinking about who you were or what you
had in the past.

– You’re not the same
person you were a year ago, a month
ago, or a week ago. You’re always
growing. Experiences don’t stop. That’s
life.

8. Worrying about the mistakes you’ve made.

– It’s OK if you mess up; that’s how you
get wiser. Give yourself a break. Don’t
give up. Great things take time, and
you’re getting there. Let your mistakes
be your motivation, not your excuses.
Decide right now that negative
experiences from your past won’t predict
your future.

9. Worrying about what everyone thinks and
says about you.

– Don’t take things too
personally, even if it seems personal.
Rarely do people do things because of
you; they do things because of them . You
honestly can’t change how people treat
you or what they say about you. All you
can do is change how you react and who
you choose to be around.

10. Self-deception.


– Your life will improve
only when you take small chances. And
the first and most difficult chance you
can take is to be honest with yourself.

11. A life path that doesn’t feel right.


– Life is
to be enjoyed, not endured. When you
truly believe in what you’re doing, it
shows, and it pays. Success in life is for
those who are excited about where they
are going. It’s about walking
comfortably in your own shoes, in the
direction of YOUR dreams.

12. Everyone else’s definition of success and
happiness. – You simply can’t base your
idea of success and happiness on other
people’s opinions and expectations.

13. Those who insist on using and manipulating
you.


– What you allow is what will
continue. Give as much as you can, but
don’t allow yourself to be used. Listen to
others closely, but don’t lose your own
voice in the process.

14. Trying to impress everyone.

– One of the
most freeing things we learn in life is
that we don’t have to like everyone,
everyone doesn’t have to like us, and
that’s perfectly OK. No matter how you
live, someone will be disappointed. So
just live your truth and be sure YOU
aren’t the one who is disappointed in the
end.

15. All the fears holding you back.

– Fear is a
feeling, not a fact. The best way to gain
strength and self-confidence is to do
what you’re afraid to do. Dare to change
and grow. In the end, there is only one
thing that makes a dream completely
impossible to achieve: Lack of action
based on the fear of failure.

16. Doubting and second-guessing yourself.
–
When in doubt just take the next small
step. Sometimes the smallest step in the
right direction ends up being the biggest
step of your life.

17. People who continuously dump on your
dreams.

– It’s better to be lonely than
allow negative people and their opinions
derail you from your destiny. Don’t let
others crush your dreams. Do just once
what they say you can’t do, and you will
never pay attention to their negativity
again.

18. Thinking the perfect time will come.

– You
can’t always wait for the perfect
moment. Sometimes you must dare to
do it because life is too short to wonder
what could have been.

19. Band-Aids and temporary fixes.

– You can’t
change what you refuse to confront. You
can’t find peace by avoiding things. Deal
with problems directly before they deal
with your happiness

20. Close-minded judgments. –

Open your
mind before you open your mouth.
Don’t hate what you don’t know. The
mind is like a parachute; it doesn’t work
when it’s closed.

21. Other people’s mistakes and oversights. –

Today, be tolerant of people’s mistakes
and oversights. Sometimes good people
make bad choices. It doesn’t mean
they’re bad; it simply means they are
human.

22. Resentment.

– Kindness is not to be
mistaken for weakness, nor forgiveness
for acceptance. It’s about knowing that
resentment is not on the path to
happiness. Remember, you don’t forgive
people because you’re weak. You forgive
them because you’re strong enough to
know that people make mistakes.

23. Any hateful thoughts at all.

– Set an
example. Treat everyone with kindness
and respect, even those who are rude to
you – not because they are nice, but
because you are. Make kindness a daily
ritual; it’s what makes life happier and
more fulfilling in the long run.

24. Regrets of any kind.

– You don’t have to be
defined by the things you once did or
didn’t do. Don’t let yourself be
controlled by regret. Maybe there’s
something you could have done
differently, or maybe not. Either way,
it’s merely something that has already
happened. Leave the unchangeable past
behind you as you give yourself to the
present moment.

25. Every point in time other than right now. –

Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t
stress too much about the future, it
hasn’t arrived. Do your best to live
NOW and make this moment worth
living.





SOURCE.......


WWW.COPYANDPASTE.COM.