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Romance / Re: His Girl Has Hooked Him With Pregnancy. by enigmagu1(m): 7:18am On Jul 18, 2014
[quote author=Bunchersstab]Ur frnd is not d fada of dat thing she is carring...
i want to to belive d fada of her bastard tru her out & she rememberd ur frnd who is a donddy.
Y ur guy abi na u self dey snd dis okpo money/card
Guy if ur frnd like make e leave dat kaya.
E be like say na u self Enigmagu1

Next topic pls [/quote

Sorry bt its not me..
Romance / Re: His Girl Has Hooked Him With Pregnancy. by enigmagu1(m): 5:03pm On Jul 17, 2014
lomaxx:

Well, when the moving picture of your life plays in your mind and you begin to see yourself beside a girl with a protruding tummy carrying your child, or you picture yourself as a patient in a hospital facility being managed for HIV, you'll devote yourself to always ensuring that you'll have condoms available - whether you have plans to use them or not.

At best, buy a carton and stash them somewhere. I have a carton in my cupboard and 4 foils on the window pane just above my pillow. And it is my job to make it clear to the girl that condoms must be used. I met a girl like that once, kust before we got down, I reached to my bag to get my condoms, and she started asking me what I was doing. I told her I was getting my condoms. Them she entered the irritating phase where she said she loves it raw and doesn't like condoms.

My brother, na so my staff-of-honor shrivel back to flaccid size.

No condoms, no sex.


Bolded got me cracked..... Though I no b kernel....
Romance / Re: His Girl Has Hooked Him With Pregnancy. by enigmagu1(m): 4:52pm On Jul 17, 2014
lomaxx:

Doesn't matter.
Better than fathering a child whose paternity status you can't ascertain.
Na today you sabi naija babes?
She probably don go dey with one bobo somewhere dey shine am, then come back with rubbish story.
Lots of people out there fathering children they weren't responsible for.
If N3000 was to expensive to buy a carton of condoms, 100k should come in handy for a DnA paternity test.


S*x is all disavantage outside marriage....u may even end up fathering a childs that's not yours if u can't afford a DNA test and most importantly it take you far from GOD.
Romance / Re: His Girl Has Hooked Him With Pregnancy. by enigmagu1(m): 4:46pm On Jul 17, 2014
lomaxx: Condoms
Condoms
Condoms.

I can't say more.



Sometimes condoms maynt b cloesby and such girls will not even encourage it.
Romance / Re: His Girl Has Hooked Him With Pregnancy. by enigmagu1(m): 4:42pm On Jul 17, 2014
Yungwizzzy: Very simple

Because you have my child doesn't make you my wife *excuse me*

That girl is such a big witch, and the guy may not be financially buoyant enough now

Poor him

Send her back to the village pending DNA test

Lolz ...DNA cost frm 70 to 100k
Romance / His Girl Has Hooked Him With Pregnancy. by enigmagu1(m): 4:28pm On Jul 17, 2014
[b]I visited a frnd this morning and I saw a woman with a protruded stomach sitting down on his foam, I asked him if his sister visited him from her hubby's house?

My guy started lamenting, he said she is her girlfriend.They have been dating for like seven months now.
After two months into their relationship thegirl told him that she's will traveling to lagos from abj to see her elder brother who is working in lagos.
The babe left abuja and since then my guy have been calling her on phone texting her day and night, sending her recharge cards sending her money .
The girl went striaght to their village and stayed for 5months then came back to the guy,s house with all her belongings and told the guy that she never traveled to lagos she went to her village because she was pregnant for him and wudnt want him to consider abortion that was why she went to the village without informing him abt the pregnancy.

HE narrated to me and his contenance was close to sheding tears, my guy is so confused right now ...his by force wife is 5months pregnant his future jeopardised and many other things at stake.
But wait o... Why are some girls like that?[/b]
What is the best way to deal with such issue? ACCept your fate stay with girl or disapper and make her suffer.
Nairaland / General / Re: 25 Things You Need To Stop Wasting Your Time On. by enigmagu1(m): 12:27pm On Jul 08, 2014
Odunharry: Women no go kill me ooo!!!

She visited me yesterday evening, when she went to buy something, her phone rang, i looked and I saw
TUFACE CALLING......
I no talk...After that, another call came in and when I check it was WIZKID CALLING
hmmm i was a litle bit nervous but i
remained calm. Within few minutes,
another call came in from a different
person, it was RAMSEY NOUAH
CALLING.... I SAID TO MY SELF, DOESIT MEAN THIS GIRL IS A CELEBRITY AND
I DON'TKNOW?.....As if that was not
enough, another call came in with a
stored name as EMEKA
IKE....something struck my mind and
i decided to dial my number to see what she saved mine with, hmmmm.
as i dial the number what i saw was
BABA SUWE CALLING! I fainted




Hmmm so you ar baba suwe? admin pls edit his user name....
Nairaland / General / Re: 25 Things You Need To Stop Wasting Your Time On. by enigmagu1(m): 12:25pm On Jul 08, 2014
kbshow100: I'm guilty of some of them. But trying to change




yea! its not wrong to make mistake bt its wrong not to redress it upon discovery...
Nairaland / General / 25 Things You Need To Stop Wasting Your Time On. by enigmagu1(m): 10:37am On Jul 08, 2014
1. Distractions that keep you from special
moments with special people.

– Pay
attention to the little things, because
when you really miss someone you miss
the little things the most, like just
laughing together. Go for long walks.
Indulge in great conversations. Count
your mutual blessings. Let go for a little
while and just BE together.

2. Compulsive busyness.

– Schedule time
every day to not be busy. Have
dedicated downtime – clear points in the
day to reflect, rest, and recharge. Don’t
fool yourself; you’re not so busy that you
can’t afford a few minutes of sanity.


3. Negative thinking about your current
situation.

– Life is like a mirror; we get
the best results when we smile. So talk
about your blessings more than you talk
about your problems. Just because
you’re struggling doesn’t mean you’re
failing. Every great success requires
some type of worthy struggle to get there.

4. The needless drama around you.

– Be wise
enough to walk away from the nonsense
around you. Focus on the positives, and
soon the negatives will be harder to see.

5. The desire for everything you don’t have. –

No, you won’t always get exactly what
you want, but remember this: There are
lots of people who will never have what
you have right now. The things you take
for granted, someone else is praying for.
Happiness never comes to those who
don’t appreciate what they already have.

6. Comparing yourself to everyone else.

Social comparison is the thief of
happiness. You could spend a lifetime
worrying about what others have, but it
wouldn’t get you anything.


7. Thinking about who you were or what you
had in the past.

– You’re not the same
person you were a year ago, a month
ago, or a week ago. You’re always
growing. Experiences don’t stop. That’s
life.

8. Worrying about the mistakes you’ve made.

– It’s OK if you mess up; that’s how you
get wiser. Give yourself a break. Don’t
give up. Great things take time, and
you’re getting there. Let your mistakes
be your motivation, not your excuses.
Decide right now that negative
experiences from your past won’t predict
your future.

9. Worrying about what everyone thinks and
says about you.

– Don’t take things too
personally, even if it seems personal.
Rarely do people do things because of
you; they do things because of them . You
honestly can’t change how people treat
you or what they say about you. All you
can do is change how you react and who
you choose to be around.

10. Self-deception.


– Your life will improve
only when you take small chances. And
the first and most difficult chance you
can take is to be honest with yourself.

11. A life path that doesn’t feel right.


– Life is
to be enjoyed, not endured. When you
truly believe in what you’re doing, it
shows, and it pays. Success in life is for
those who are excited about where they
are going. It’s about walking
comfortably in your own shoes, in the
direction of YOUR dreams.

12. Everyone else’s definition of success and
happiness. – You simply can’t base your
idea of success and happiness on other
people’s opinions and expectations.

13. Those who insist on using and manipulating
you.


– What you allow is what will
continue. Give as much as you can, but
don’t allow yourself to be used. Listen to
others closely, but don’t lose your own
voice in the process.

14. Trying to impress everyone.

– One of the
most freeing things we learn in life is
that we don’t have to like everyone,
everyone doesn’t have to like us, and
that’s perfectly OK. No matter how you
live, someone will be disappointed. So
just live your truth and be sure YOU
aren’t the one who is disappointed in the
end.

15. All the fears holding you back.

– Fear is a
feeling, not a fact. The best way to gain
strength and self-confidence is to do
what you’re afraid to do. Dare to change
and grow. In the end, there is only one
thing that makes a dream completely
impossible to achieve: Lack of action
based on the fear of failure.

16. Doubting and second-guessing yourself.

When in doubt just take the next small
step. Sometimes the smallest step in the
right direction ends up being the biggest
step of your life.

17. People who continuously dump on your
dreams.

– It’s better to be lonely than
allow negative people and their opinions
derail you from your destiny. Don’t let
others crush your dreams. Do just once
what they say you can’t do, and you will
never pay attention to their negativity
again.

18. Thinking the perfect time will come.

– You
can’t always wait for the perfect
moment. Sometimes you must dare to
do it because life is too short to wonder
what could have been.

19. Band-Aids and temporary fixes.

– You can’t
change what you refuse to confront. You
can’t find peace by avoiding things. Deal
with problems directly before they deal
with your happiness

20. Close-minded judgments. –

Open your
mind before you open your mouth.
Don’t hate what you don’t know. The
mind is like a parachute; it doesn’t work
when it’s closed.

21. Other people’s mistakes and oversights. –

Today, be tolerant of people’s mistakes
and oversights. Sometimes good people
make bad choices. It doesn’t mean
they’re bad; it simply means they are
human.

22. Resentment.

– Kindness is not to be
mistaken for weakness, nor forgiveness
for acceptance. It’s about knowing that
resentment is not on the path to
happiness. Remember, you don’t forgive
people because you’re weak. You forgive
them because you’re strong enough to
know that people make mistakes.

23. Any hateful thoughts at all.

– Set an
example. Treat everyone with kindness
and respect, even those who are rude to
you – not because they are nice, but
because you are. Make kindness a daily
ritual; it’s what makes life happier and
more fulfilling in the long run.

24. Regrets of any kind.

– You don’t have to be
defined by the things you once did or
didn’t do. Don’t let yourself be
controlled by regret. Maybe there’s
something you could have done
differently, or maybe not. Either way,
it’s merely something that has already
happened. Leave the unchangeable past
behind you as you give yourself to the
present moment.

25. Every point in time other than right now. –

Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t
stress too much about the future, it
hasn’t arrived. Do your best to live
NOW and make this moment worth
living.





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Sports / Re: Mikel Does Not Deserve Nigeria No. 10 Jersey - Etim Esin by enigmagu1(m): 1:54pm On Jul 07, 2014
Where they ar blind ppl.....one man wt chronic antigmatism rules
Sports / Re: Cortana Accurately Predicting World Cup 2014 Winners by enigmagu1(m): 12:57pm On Jul 05, 2014
Everybody knw netherland ll win bt ds one of agentina hmmmmmm
Sports / Anoda Look At Our Super Eagles...mm by enigmagu1(m): 10:14am On Jul 02, 2014
you have done it before
you did it to their predeecessors
you called them tired legs...you called them old cargo

like the jews, you shouted...away with them, away with them
then
theey were flushed out unceremoniously..
we are yet to recover from that emotive rush of madness from football stakeholders...(administrators,press,fans and all)

Today we are back to our vomits,eulogising their exploits.

we started "rebuilding"
hoping to create a pardise without foundtion
till today we are still "rebuilding"

I must admit,our performance in Brazil was below "our expecttion"

BUT WAIT OOO
what informed our expectaions sef
was it that we have been too awesome
ok
maybe too awesome that we did not win nation's cup for 19 years

too awesome that we could not qualify for world cup in 2006

too awesome that for 16 years we never won a match in any world cup...

too awesome that four years ago we failed to qualify for even "common" nation's cup

even 2010 world cup,we needed a presidential task force to "play" in order to qualify....

some of the insults I see people heap on Keshi is highly unneccessary....
Keshi has his faults.......Just like many of us...he need to upgrade his technical knowledge too....just like many a coach.

He need to upgrade BUT this records are NO LUCK;
Breaking the 19 years jinx of trophylessness(times two of Arsenl's record) after we failed to qualify for the previous event.
Gave us the first world cup qualification without ,"if to say" and permutations.
Took us across first round since 1998, gave us our first victory in a world cup event since 16 years

NO FLAIR IN THE TEAM BUT YOU CANT DENY THEIR RESULTS.
Talking about flair
the 1994 team you celebrate was build over five years....after we failed to qualify in 1989 for italian 90...westerhorf took time to buil a team that exploded in 1994...maybe we were yet to start being this impatient and overexpectant then...5 whole years of building? and nobody was sacked?
wooow

Let's keep insulting the team,players and coaches just like we did to Okocha ,Oliseh nd co...during their time.
ARE WE NOT PRAISING THEM NOW AS THE BEST THING EVER HPPENED TO US SINCE LORD LURGARD'S GIRL FRIEND COINED THE WORD NIGERIA

ON MIKEL;
if you are over 30 years,living and still eating under your father's roof and you are shouting on top of your voice that Mikel is not playing to his potential; pause, think ,because you are NOT "playing" your life at all......succeding and remaining successfull is no child's play.....football and life are interwooven.

or better still, go and arrest Ogbuke,Issac promise, Rabiu Ibrahim, etc...to come and stisfy your insatiable demand for jay jay incarnate....The attack is just too much for this guy...

yes,he did not performed as we "expected" BUT you cant rule out the fact that he represents one of the best exports in our football history.....especially staying in a top team for soo long to fight for a place instead of chikening out to Cyprus or Russia like some of our players will do.....I have read some sound criticism about his performance which I agree with BUT blatant insults and abuse is mere "witchry" and "wizadry"

If you have not met the target set in your office since last year,you need more lectures on determintion,committment and passion more than super eagles.

If you belong to NLC,ASUU,ASUP AND CO ,you are the wrongest person to start preaching to super eagles about patroitism before money...

PATROITISM and passion for ones fatherland is not an exclusive reserve for footbalers.......it's a virtue "imbibable" by all,for all endeavours.

Now that BRASIL 2014 is over for Nigeria....how I wish we will set a goal of what we want in Russia 2018,work towrds it and ensure that we wont have any hitch there..... including fighting for money in the camp.

---David O Ani

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Politics / Re: SSS Nabs Suspected Sponsor Of 486 Boko Haram Suspects Arrested In Abia by enigmagu1(m): 10:59pm On Jun 27, 2014
pls is it a who country dat is boko haram ?? going by them number of boko haram members killed and they ar stil waxin strong makes me to tink som of d rports ofkilin boko haram members is nt true...
i rest my case.....
Religion / Re: 18-yr-old Virgin Killer Lied Against Pastor Fireman - Mother Reveals More Shocki by enigmagu1(m): 4:11pm On Jan 10, 2014
hmmmmm complete d story here or its a lie....
Politics / Re: Who Is To Blame For Mikel's ......... by enigmagu1(m): 7:35am On Jan 10, 2014
hardywaltz: Gov. Ameachi

lolzzzz
Politics / Who Is To Blame For Mikel's ......... by enigmagu1(m): 12:05am On Jan 10, 2014
APC blames jonathan for mikel obis
loss of african footballer, accuses him
of been Clueless
Jonathan promises to set up a
committee to look into the matter
Elrufai screams yaya toure is number 8
on the sniper list
Obsanjo writes mikel obi a letter
Boko haram claims responsibility for
the loss of mikel obi to yaya toure ,
promises more loss if mikel obi do not
convert to. If I say IS u add
anything ? Not my fault the outcome
Liar mohammad warns jonathan
blood will flow if mikel obi loses again
Okeyson movies produces there new
movie THE WAY TO SUCCESS featuring
mikel obi as chelsea fc , yaya toure as
mancity. Marketed by obaino movies
Fashola set to increase tax on player
salaries due to such much funds
earned by d players
Oshomole shouts GO and DIE if u
don't like dis post
Buhari and tinubu set to meet Mikel
obi , to encourage him to join APC
ASUU advises mikel obi to join them so
as to learn how to STRIKE better than
yaya toure
Religion / Re: South African Pastor Makes Members Eat Grass by enigmagu1(m): 11:10am On Jan 09, 2014
Carwaynal: End time things. I hate being first to comment.



hehehehehe... hate indeed...
Religion / Re: South African Pastor Makes Members Eat Grass by enigmagu1(m): 10:02am On Jan 09, 2014
hmmm
Technology Market / Re: Day Old Brand New Tecno Phantom Pad Mini For Sale........SOLD!!!! by enigmagu1(m): 9:59am On Jan 09, 2014
anitin abt tecno hit frnt page within d shortest time...God de...

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Phones / Re: Vivo Xplay 3S: World's First 2K Display Smartphone by enigmagu1(m): 10:24pm On Jan 08, 2014
pekelepekele: I pity those that are always upgrading their phones time to time . You see most of them by the roadside struggling to catch a bus while the phones they are using can buy benz 190 . They live in a single room apartment but yes techno p this and z that . iphone q , r and t they never miss buying them.

This is 2014 try to do better things with your money..



God bless you..
Celebrities / Re: You Need To Read This Love Message Some Guy Sent EME Niyola by enigmagu1(m): 10:20pm On Jan 04, 2014
Ha!
Celebrities / Melvin Odua And Genevieve Nnaja by enigmagu1(m): 8:11pm On Dec 31, 2013
I love looking at Genevieve Nnaji,
she inspires me - Melvin Oduah,
I beg nairalanders
how does looking at Genevieve
inspire a full grown man?


I'm ready to learn so that i can look at people so that i get inspired too....

Romance / Re: Why Dose My Heart Still Skips When I See Her by enigmagu1(m): 2:30pm On Dec 30, 2013
pls tAke enof water melon and ....possibly som transquilizer dat ll help relax your brain.....
Phones / Re: Mtn Night Plan Easy Alternative To Etisalat Bis by enigmagu1(m): 2:22pm On Dec 30, 2013
i need somtin like ds on glo ntwrk..
Romance / Re: His Gf Is Crushing On A Nairalander by enigmagu1(m): 7:58am On Dec 29, 2013
coolandcute: after have spent three years with her? embarassed


ppl spent mor yrs n moved on.
Romance / Re: His Gf Is Crushing On A Nairalander by enigmagu1(m): 12:12am On Dec 29, 2013
BEST advice....go look for anoda girl.....

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Celebrities / Re: #saveojbjezreel : Tuface, Dbanj, Wizkid Did Not Contribute A Dime by enigmagu1(m): 12:06am On Dec 29, 2013
If tuface did nt contribute anitin then its too bad.. OJB is part of 2baba's success... #sad#....

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Education / Re: Are Public Universities Better Than Private Ones? by enigmagu1(m): 1:24pm On Dec 28, 2013
4.9 is easy in latter bt diff in former.....

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Celebrities / Re: Check out Peter Okoye Son’s Girlfriend by enigmagu1(m): 1:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
hmmmmm. .. all i wana say...
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Toke Makinwa Smoking Shisha, Enjoys Being Single Again! by enigmagu1(m): 1:18pm On Dec 28, 2013
if shes enjoyin being single y getting married in d first place
Politics / Re: Can Goodluck Fail If He Contest by enigmagu1(m): 11:36pm On Dec 26, 2013
no he cant. sittin presidents dnt fail in africa.....mark my words...

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