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AlexBells:
Is It Just Me? I'm Not Attracted To Prostitutes

Guys, Living in Enugu and as a young man who is in active service, I do have my bit of adventures sometimes but I noticed I'm not attracted to professional sex workers.

So many times I had been in the midst of professional sex workers and today being bored I decided to visit one of the nearby hotel and chill out around the swimming pool.

I'm sited with my bottle of Heineken thinking about all the crazy stuff in the world and this particular lady got dancing the normal erotic dance towards my table.

She, wearing just a swimsuit that reveals all the contours; with her body dripping of water as she just came out of the pool, at the very closest range the usual evidence of the subjection of the female gender in liquid, the tip of her mammary gland otherwise known as niple had betrayed the partial enclosure of the massive heritage that lies in there, it was almost a center of attraction until I observed that her buttocks otherwise known as nyash by majority of nairalanders is way darker than the rest of her body.

Then I had to speak to the bottle of beer on my table then a sip and my senses was rebooted now, my observation. If it were a usual lady I would sure had fallen for her, also usual lady won't display her nyash unless she's cought up already in which moment I won't have the time to judge.

I'm not being so critical though, does it look like I'm not attracted to professionals or just the fact that they don't give me that curiosity that is common with regular women. Or is it the hot weather, apparently it is quite hot in Enugu now.

I don't intend to deviate from the topic but your writing style is fascinating and intriguing. Well done!

Who still has hope in this hopeless man and failed government?

Such a profound and enlightening post. It's such a great opportunity to learn, I'll like to connect with you. I'm a law student. I sent a pm. I look forward to a favourable reply.

kirkwood:
Law is very lucrative. Expose yourself. We have capital markets, intellectual property, project finance, energy and power, telecommunications....lots of them...

Fact is that the profession is not meant for the small minded, and mediocres. You have to think big to succeed in it. Don't be a local champion and expect it to be lucrative for you.

Although I am extremely young at the profession, I can recall I have received tens of hundreds of emails from real, older people from around the world wanting me to be on their projects because of how I have exposed myself. How much more if I get older at the profession.

However, the profession is very much beneficial to middle-aged folks (people in their 40s and 50s) whose circles have ascended strategic positions in the society.

Of all professionals, lawyers possess enormous amount of power, and respect. If you dont think so, it means you are still playing at the base of the profession.

My advice to younger lawyers: find a niche sector; energy, water resources, sports, real estate, etc. and network deeply around them. Don't rigmarole or skirt the edges; get to their centers, their depths. Write prolificly about them. Cement your authority on these sectors and meet the real people there. Don't romanticize them; get them to be your business, your passion.

Don't be among the stranded majority who complain; be among the few who are among the richest men/women in this country. Go to the maritime industry and see for yourself, for example.

If litigation does not favour you, pivot. Nobody is taking your wig and gown away from you. Don't die trying to be a SAN before you actually become a SAN.

Think big as a 21st Century lawyer or you perish...

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I smell lies!

Watch as nigerians storm his DM between microseconds and now.

All this holidays within two weeks

Oshiomole lacks leadership ability to lead apc well.

Our ladies have found a cheap way rather than postinor now

Friends with benefits is the best thing you can ever wish No nagging or love.

roarowolo:
Kindly check on www.icanig.org under STUDENT by clicking Atswa Students/Check Exam Number and type your registration number after selecting the diet.
Thanks.

Hi, Good day.
I'm Victor, I'm an undergraduate in a public university and I'd like to enroll for the ATSWA examination for the september 2019 diet. What are the requirements and how do I get the materials/textbooks to read in preparation for it?

I'd appreciate your reply please.

Mybussinessmind:
My name is Donyabi, Godfrey Ebimobowei.

The road was never easy for me but I scaled through by His grace.

ROAD TO MY ICAN SUCCESS

2010

My dad lost his lucrative job, my younger brother was seriously ill which cost my dad a lot of money to treat him, my parent separated and the same year I gained admission into the higher institution but I couldn’t further my studies because I had no sponsor. It was like hell for me that year coupled with the fact that I had not gotten out of the pains I passed through when my best friend, Late Daniel kelvin Ebikabowei betrayed our friendship by allowing death to take his life. And my dad gave me his blessings “ Godfrey anything you do in life ; God will surely expose you for good and people will acknowledge you for your worth” and he further gave me a caveat to this prayer “ But Godfrey you must work hard because if you fail today neither me nor your mother will be held responsible but you”



2011

I started my first work on January 4, 2011 in a factory (LG) and the first Salary I received was N9,000 and subsequently N11,000 as salary and I was just trying to manage myself to keep body and soul together and also to comply with the advice of my dad.

2012

I was still working in the factory and later in the year I came across my secondary classmate( Lawal Sikiru(AAT)) who was running ICAN ATS programme and he gisted me about ICAN and he convinced me “ you don’t have to be rich to run ICAN programme”...this was what gingered me to run this ICAN programme, that year I enrolled for the programme even though my salary then was meagre, I registered with Safe Associates Ltd ICAN tutorial as recommended by my friend(Sikiru) in December 2012 to write March 2013 diet; my first day in class was not funny, I was asked if I would be able to cope with the system lecture-wise(becuase they had gone far with lectures), financially and otherwise because I registered late and I said let us how it goes.



2013

I wrote my first exam in March 2013 (ATS 1) while still working in the factory and my exam fee was far higher than my salary; thank God to Sherifat (Sherry) who assisted me with the payment of my ATS 1 exam fee. The result came out after 6 weeks based on the standard and I passed 3 out of 4, I was demoralized but my motivator (Akinsulire Yewande(AAT,Bsc,ACA)) gave me reasons to continue with the programme.I wrote the paper I failed in September 2013 and I passed.That year most times I do trek from Apapa to Ojuelegba just to meet up with classes and there was no fund to finance my transport.





2014

I wrote my ATS 2 exams in March 2014 while still working in the factory and I got another work immediately after the exam in an accounting firm as office assistance with the help of my ATS 1 classmate and co-worker Nwankwo Fidelia on March 24,2014. When the result came out I passed 3 out of 4. I still picked up the courage to continue and I wrote again in September 2014 and passed. This time around I was staying in my tutorial to read overnight and also to minimize expenses.

2015

I wrote my ATS 3 exams in March 2015 and passed all and was inducted in June 2015 as AAT and I was promoted . I registered for ICAN professional programme the same year and I was given some exemtions as AAT member. I was supposed to write November 2015 but I didnt write because I was not financially bouyant.During my ATS 3 days ; Thanks to sochima Umeh(my friend turn brother who was trying in his own little way to assist me with his food and we lived as brothers those days, same goes to my Ijaw sister Hannah Clement(AAT) and Shakirat(AKA Shakira) who assisted in their ways to see me happy in class. I must not forget Jide(AAT,Bsc)(Omo Bababeji) in a rush,Toheeb and Collins Ibe(AAT,ACA) you made my ATS 3 a memorable one.God bless you for me.

2016

I wrote May 2016 diet (Skilled level) and passed 3 out of 4.I wrote the outstanding paper and passed it in November 2016 diet. As usual I was short of fund but thank God to Nigerian Army Lt. Bola(ACA) who paid 3 quarter of my exam fee in Skill Level and also to Tosin(ACA)( Tosin my woman like I do call her in class).

2017

I wrote my Final papers in May 2017(Final Level) and passed 3 out 5 and I wrote the oustanding 2 papers in November 2017 and passed all and to the Glory of God I became a qualified Chartered Accountant.Thanks to Merit Isaac who tried in her own little way and to my sister from my Mother’s Village who completed my final exam fee (Mercy Ogori).

2018

I was promoted after I qualified.

2019

I was inducted as an ACA member of ICAN on May 8,2019. A day I live to remember. Thanks to Ann Onyinyechi Eze my paddy of life who is always bordered about my career and also to my Boss (Mr Solomon Osunba(FCA) who has always given me reasons to be focused and determined in life and also to my fellow colleagues in Solomon Osunba & Co.(Chartered Accountants) for your support and to my family members and friends (The list is too long) for your support.

CHALLENGES TO MY ICAN PROGRAMME

I faced so many challenges while running the programme:

I was downgraded that people who are not rich cannot run ICAN programme.

I had to tutor my friends just to get food in return (i.e stomach infrastructure...LOL)

I passed through hell just to scale through my ICAN programme. I remembered my final exams in may 2017 I was admitted almost one month in the hospital; my friends had a secret meeting with the doctor and told the doctor “Godfey doesn’t give himself rest that he is always in Church,School or Work and he is workaholic” and the funny doctor recommended that I should stop reading for a while and if possible I should forfeit my exams; I adhered to the non-reading aspect recommendation of the doctor but I refused to forfeit the exams slated for May 2017 and I managed to pass 3 out of 5 even though I was black out in the exam hall.



KEYS TO MY ICAN SUCCESS



I was always determined and focus to be successful in my life even though the road was rough and some people discouraged me that I cannot enroll for ICAN programme with my financial status.



I was not discouraged by the words of people with negative thought instead I see them as instrument to suceed.



I listened to the advice of my parent who always wanted me to be educated at all cost because they were not educated but they value it and also to the advice of my mentor and friends.



ADVICE TO PEOPLE WHO FACING ONE CHALLENGE OR THE OTHER




You might think that the problems of this world is on you but I tell you that if you strive hard you will surely reach the top.



Be focused and disciplined no matter the circumstance

Always plan adequately and give yourself deadlines for every tasks you have.



Pray and work hard.

If I CAN make it; you are not exempted from scaling through.



On this note I wish to congratulate myself and also wish to appreciate all my well wishers and those who contributed financially and otherwise to see through this programme.

I am the first Chartered Accountant from Donyabi’s race...more wins and celebration to come from the donyabi’s family...stay tune.

Thanks and God bless.

Donyabi, Godfrey Ebimobowei (AAT,ACA)


Source: https://www.billionairezmindset.com.ng/2019/05/my-ican-success-story-godfrey-ebimobowei.html

Congratulations, can I pursue ican with my undergraduate studies?

A reliable and speedy transaction I had with him. I sold airtime to him and he transfered the value of my money within minutes. This is an honest company to deal with.

A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not occur now after all, but charged believers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.

In a conversation with WWN, Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.

“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

Nearly two thousand years gone, Jesus promised his disciples that he would return in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”

The Vatican represented Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.

“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”

The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.

http://themoonafrica.com/jesus-may-not-come-back-vatican-declares/?fbclid=IwAR03EzcIW9GNpWhMdPNrFxyIVhDUPMeUW2659wp1ELgJXqDDvsCBMDvpKw8

I need a suit, I'm a law student, I need a cheap and good one

IntrovertedK:
Uncle seun, lalasticlala mynd44 come and carry this thing to frontpage i take God beg you. Many of our government officials might eventually see this and give it a try in their state.

And lest i forget, even though the Ajumose Bus is govt own, the govt don't control the tickets. The tickest are controlled by private investors, employ ticketers that sell for them usin any car giving or registered to them for a particular day. So it's a good idea. The govt is making money, protecting lives and developing state and also private individuals are making money creating employment also.

I hope other state emulate.

You failed to mention the poor maintenance policy of the buses, I'm a witness to one being parked for weeks on a road after developing a fault. Don't be surprised after the tenure of ajimobi, this buses would surely disappear one after the other due to non maintenance culture.

kcboy34:
because of the restriction of movements... I got home around 7pm yesterday...

I was in tears...
I lost alot of money and time for this job...
I couldn't even see what was going on outside...
I couldn't vote...
So if I don't know anybody I can't achieve anything in this country...

Please I want every Nigerian to see this...
Please moderators should help me put this on front page....
The only weapon we the oppressed have against the oppressors is the media...
If I had the means I would have sued INEC to court...

Go to twitter, Create a thread and tag segalink. He'd surely help.

Our internet presido, I'm very much disappointed in this man. His offline campaigns and engagements is poor. Elections are never won on social media.

Congratulations to Banky W. A new Nigeria starts with us.


#Vision2023.
#FTC

kool

Inec denied me of my PVC.. I was told to come back after election.

The political system in Nigeria needs to be sanitized, this isn't the first case only, we've other numerous politicians who are criminals but act above the law due to how influential they are.

I dedicate this FTC post to all who seek for a better government, credible and efficient leader who has the zeal to pursue the interest of Nigerians at heart, not being partial at fighting corruption and not a thief, a government with sense of discipline and respect for the citizenry of Nigeria.


To the topic, Tradermoni is not an ends to means but death, the transperacy attached to the program makes it full of corrupt activities and even politicization of the program. The government can manage the situation better by giving good soft loans with a repayment policy to the traders.



Go out this Saturday and Vote Your Conscience.
#VoteNotFight.
#CredibleLeadersOnly.

Online investment is good.. Forex, Bitcoin, binary and other trading... It's about risks though

Sure, if you're credible to earn my vote, it'll be delivered to you.

Even my crush is among them, amosun's wife is a sweet damsel, I don't expect her to campaign for APC though.

The stupidity of Nigeria's is how much we keep recycling this old men and erratic beings who are interested in being in control of power only, they are less concerned and even ignorant of what good governance is, they're are 18th centuries individuals who will keep making this country retrogressive. Nigerians need a leader, not a party, not PDP or APC, we need good governance and we need to hear, view, read and believe thier plans, APC has been mute about her plans, same also for PDP and we all keep shouting next level and atikulating. Don't be surprised if Nigerians are moving into a death level or articulating towards retrogression. Debate is a tool to know and learn about how much our candidates are and their plans.

He's better testing his popularity offline, not all social media supporters have got PVC.

We're on strike

kudosamass:
Of course it is already in the neighborhood of pandemic disease! The report says 13.3%! In a serious society, the Government would have declared war on it.

I sent you a message on WhatsApp. Kindly reply bro.