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Business › Re: What Is The Largest Sum You Have Ever Misplaced? by eniorisha(m): 8:31pm On Nov 22, 2013

Mine were #7000 in 2010,& 20,000cfa with #5k a yr ago.That #7k i lost it @ a motor park in my native town,it was actually #8k, i paid #1k as t. fare then & misplaced d rest.
Funny enough, i found #1k exactly @ d motor park few days ago where i lost #7k 3yrs ago.

Education › Re: Please I Need Financial Help Concerning My Education by eniorisha(m): 7:51pm On Nov 22, 2013

iyeke4real: Please I need financial assistance,moderator pls I want you to prove the story so that people will believe me

we dont know u but God knows u. God in his infinite mercy shall open heavens of helpers to u whether ur story r proven or not.
i'm in my late twenties,i & my 3 siblings were brought up by a very poor widow(i lost my father 1994 @ a very tender age)
fast forward,it took me 2yrs to save money 2 write my 1st ssce exam in 'o3 passing out in 2001,i have my papers complete in 2007 & since then i ve been hustling to save money for my uni. educatn.
i got admission ds to unilag to study english after 6 straight attempts.
The point is if God can do mine with me having waiting on Him,He will surely intervene in ur situation & u shall laugh and rejoice in Him.
i will remind u in prayer & help u in my own very little way as well.Hope that pnone no is ur personal no?

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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 6:58pm On Nov 22, 2013

Damola blaize: On d day of ur biodata yhu will gt ur capture form..fill it nd go 4 ur bio data......yhu guys hav 2 go nd chk often 2 knw wen d biodata stuff will hold... 2 b sincere d biodata stuff iz crazy...sooooo stressful

pls, r a u returning student? if u are,help us clarify on this biodata capture stuff, it is really confusing pls!!!!!
i ve been screened since monday, don't really know what s next 2 be done.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 1:23pm On Nov 22, 2013

pls, damoskiy are we going 2 submit our biodata via new student login on school web site b4 we proceed 2 CITS?
2ndly fellow freshers, who has gone 2 IT section 2 take digital photograph,fingerprint,etc?
@ which stage of this regn exercise will be mostly advisable to pay our school obligatory charges( fees).

Education › Re: LECTURER: Sleep With Me Or You Won't Graduate. by eniorisha(m): 11:47pm On Nov 21, 2013

If d story s anything 2 go by,then i would say d lady may have aggravated d situation unknowingly. why is it hard 4 u 2 politely turn down sexual advances instead of resorting 2 insulting d man right in his office? instead u should have gv him reasons with due respect to his office why his request will not be granted.
probably in a bid 2 redeem himself of ur insults,i has vowed 2 use everything within his power 2 have u punished.
Now 2 d victim & indeed those dt will find themselves in similar scenario in future,here are my suggestions:
1 tell him ur faith will not permitt such.
2 ...that u have a very powerful oath with ur bf not 2 have an affair with sbody else that if u do, that d girl & whoever that lay her apart from her bf will die @ d spot.
3. tell him dt u r treating urself of stds. dt d doctor said it will take six months 4 u 2 be able 2 deliver safe sex to him.
4 feign a HIV + status with fake certificate to back it.
my 2cents.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 7:18pm On Nov 20, 2013

Onyezaza: People in the house help me o......hope am not the only one going for registration on saturday(23rd)

Hope u av got ur documents ready,do 4 ,photocopies each,fill all ur 4 coloured printed copies of ur screening form.
After u have filled d form,arrange d photocopies all into 4 sets as follows
ist set:
utme result slip
post utme slip
ssce
testimonials from sec school
birth cert.
state of origin cert.
letter of referrence(original copy)
admission letter(original institution copy)

2nd set

arrange all photocopies as d ist set.

3rd set

arrange all .......

4th set

arrange all ........
staple each of d set. Then u ist tender ur original copies with 4 copies of d screened form.

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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 11:38am On Nov 20, 2013

onyinye03: Can I use my certificate of Origin from my local government in place of my state of origin cert

they r d same,i too got mine 4rm our LG,& i av been screened successfully.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 11:31am On Nov 20, 2013

i av done my screening,but remain submission of biodata,how & where do do it,do we need 2 pay school fees b4 we can submitt our biodata? fellow freshers,if u have done yours kind share how u did it with me.thanks!!!

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 7:14am On Nov 20, 2013

damoskiy: u need the mail to answer your question...

here is my email addr. olusanyaadeyemi84@gmail.com
really sorry dt i did not reply on time,i was conspicuously offline 4 over 20hrs. thanks in advance.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 12:31pm On Nov 19, 2013

pls o, i want 2 apply 4 hostel accommodation, is d form avalable now? i know get any shrine 4 lagos o, & i no possible make i carry shrine of my orisha(deities) come akoka o, pls help ur buy

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 12:20pm On Nov 19, 2013

i was screened yesterday but due to time constraint,i was unable 2 submitt my biodata @ C.I.T.S & fill data capture form. i will be going 2 to school next tuesday 4 d submission of d biodata & subsequent payment of my school obligatory charges.
hope it will not be too late.?

Romance › Re: At 21 And Has No Girl Friend Good Or Bad? by eniorisha(m): 10:17pm On Nov 16, 2013

12month: guy try get a girlfriend... it will do u gud

u r on point!!!

Romance › Re: At 21 And Has No Girl Friend Good Or Bad? by eniorisha(m): 10:13pm On Nov 16, 2013

Ymodulus:

Na from village dem dey do you oo

people weh dem dey do from village plenty 4 here o. Here is 29 yrs old, single,unattached & financially okay guy. d only girl i ever asked out was thru online which she rejected bluntly,

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 9:30pm On Nov 16, 2013

Onyezaza: to be honest with u these guys are not encouraging at all, the both teams are playing like Tahiti but thank God we manage 2 score a goal with a penalty by Victor Moses. You know wetin kon make me vex, d guy comot cloth 4 wetin na( if i b refree i go give am red card) even under 17 no comot cloth. Anyway i no watch again d match 2 dry they are just missing goals.

thanks 4 honouring my call,i get ur feelings concerning d match,let us hope 4 significant improvement comes tuesday when we take on italy in friendly.btw, u go give a player a straight red card 4 hyping goal celeb. if u r d ref? u too harsh o!!!! anyway, i make it a date with u on tuesday from 8:45pm.

Away from soccer issue, were u offered adm. in unilag,lets meet u.i was offerred my preferred course (eng. edu) my screening falls on mon 18th.

Romance › Re: Your NL Crush by eniorisha(m): 1:34pm On Nov 16, 2013

my crush is d one and only onyezaza.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 1:23pm On Nov 16, 2013

pls o, i need direction 2 j. berger hall.
how do i apply 4 hostel accommodation?

Away 4rm regn issue(@least 4 now), where s our sport correspondent, onyezaza? i believe u r in calabar already!! i want u live updating us 15mins to d Nig. match kickoff time(4pm). our outside broadcast unit of d palace 'll take care of ur allowances.

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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 1:06pm On Nov 16, 2013

Kiingsolomon: lol.... Yabatech, ke?...

Thnk U, jare lady Blairbrook, nd Broz Zikstar. .
Mehn, itz on d 22nd sha!, #runs to dust required document#

wait ooo, I havnt don d letter of reference frm a reputable clergy.... Erm, EniOrisha shey u fit help me write d ESSAY?.

#squints face#...
And, dat sisi wey dem call; Chizzy.... Dont start to dance skelewu yet oo,... Cuz, U hav to tell me hw u pass backyard enter meritlist, with 60 marks in UTME. When is ur reg date??

Honourable Mastermynd, I hear say U be chairman for my local government (Boko Local Govt); abeg, make una get me my certificate of origin, kiakia!!!

long live our king, u know say i had my pry & sec. school education in okija shrine, and u know dt we used neither pen nor any other writing materials.
i will suggest u write d letter yourself & bring it 2 my shrine make i thumprint am.
To d issue of d man who listed some of ur concubines, i don send guards to go after him make them arrest him & have all his properties confisticated for my king.

Romance › Re: Can A Broke Guy Be In A Relationship!!! by eniorisha(m): 7:44pm On Nov 14, 2013

faakay: You must be a joker! How is that possible except for puppy lovers maybe age 16 - 19.

Do you think girls want broke guys as their bfs? Never. So you want her friends to start mocking her, Even thou she doesn't want your money but girls generally like guys that are ok.

No girl wants a broke guy get it. Its really going to be hard for a broke guy to go into relationship except you are in a relationship already then u get broke that's another case.

So if you are broke, then u need to get something doing and step up your game. If u re broke dude then girls will definately call u a lazy guy. lazy man! Bro don't think about a relationship for now, just think about your career and how you can step up then afterwards a relationship can come in.

Though i' m not broke but with no experience in dating, i have heard women saying we d financially comfortable guys r actually d ones luring them to being materially oriented b4,during,& after she has accepted our advances.
Now, as a comfortable guy; to find thru love,can we hide our 'status' or restrict ourselves b4 her untill d love has already been established?

Romance › Re: What Does A Guy Benefits From Being Chaste by eniorisha(m): 7:13pm On Nov 14, 2013

booqee: wow..if you really saying the truth, then i must say dats very gud of you. I hope you'll be able to keep it till marriage if dats ur intention. Its just dat they're so hard to come by. You'd hardly see a virgin guy above the age of 19.
But d only one edge non virgin have over virgin guys is dat they're more experienced.

thanks, i really mean it, & i can tell u dt it really pays, spiritually, emotionally, materially,& physically.Though socially u r somehow isolated,but believe u me,whoever wish to remain chaste till.....should not succumb to undue influences or lust.

Romance › Re: What Does A Guy Benefits From Being Chaste by eniorisha(m): 2:20pm On Nov 14, 2013

booqee: so many things to gain.
No headache over unwanted pregnancy.
A virgin guy will still have 100percent control over his libido, unlike a guy who has tasted sex, he will keep looking for more.
Most Virgin guys grow up to be responsible adults, not all tho its just what i think.
Important of all, you've been able to keep God's commandment of keeping yourself chaste before marriage, and God will surely reward you for dat.

But problem is i don't think they exist anymore. At least not in Nigeria.

much as i like ur comment,u got it really wrong in ur last statement. u want 2 hear it from our mouth abi? that u dont have one as bf & u r not female v. yourself,or have a male v. as hubby does not means male v has gone 2 extintion.
okay o!!!! here is one quoting ur comment @ 28.
i' m not regretting it whatsoever.

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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 9:01pm On Nov 12, 2013

Kiingsolomon: oooh!, very very impressed!.. #shakes irukere# Now, pack away dose load from d hut ure living, wey dey beside d river shore.....
Come pack inside ma palace, therez rum prepared for u, there... .
Erm, chizzy and prince, We hav a new family member( tho, a fetish one).
Make una prepare his rum.

U are welcum my EniOrisha.... If u please me d more, I will give you my one and only princess(Dr Asiko). #Hugs him with chinese laugh #

Oya, go pak ur load!

#looking undeterred# singing ' emi o sawo okunkun,mi o sawo eke,awo mimo ni mo nse'(i am not fetished).

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 4:38pm On Nov 12, 2013

Kiingsolomon: hmmm, in a sentence,... U b one of dem too, abi?...

#stands, thinking abt d types of frnds, queens, concubines nd princesses surrounding me.# #sigh# hmm...

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 4:22pm On Nov 12, 2013

Kiingsolomon: hmmm, in a sentence,... U b one of dem too, abi?...

#stands, thinking abt d types of frnds, queens, concubines nd princesses surrounding me.# #sigh# hmm...

kabiesi o, i dey loyal 2 u and this kingdom o,ki ade pe lori...ever since u ascend 2 d throne,i ve been serving this kingdom as d commander-in-chief of this kingdom,as well as chief special ass. on spiritual matter to u.
why is d atom of betrayal? i only advise u say make u no like money pass ur life my king.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 2:19am On Nov 12, 2013

Kiingsolomon: heeeeey!, shineeeeke!, ehwooo!, Chai! .

So, pple dey hate Kingsolomon in diz kingdom lai diz?,
#whistles# Olopa ooo!.

In Bornu, uplifting talk and CHRISTIANITY?, walai, na suya dem fit use person do.

Well, as for d film shooting oo, I don lost ma acting voice, nd uplifting talk don comot for head(due to too much of cold kunnu).

Now, U can take bishop wit u, make him do am,.. So after like 10hrs, make una no call me o,
me go come by myself with three Suya sellers, so dem dey buy suya on wholesales... come sell for Farano nd other Suya-addicts like her! .

Oya, Bishop make una follow him go car-park... Bornu tii ya! Hehehe

#rise 4rm power room# my king, i dey warn u say people r eyeing ur positn.& ' kokoro ti nje efo....remember d last time not too long ago wey this ur hypocrite friend(grant him anonymity because of deities' attack on him) won drag u go fire fire house,now he dey use style wan send u go meet boko boys telln u say na riyad(saudi money) dey wan pay una.tell him say vacacy no dey palace o,but if u insist say u dey go because of extra-hard currency,no say d deities no warn u o infact if u know dey palace again me sef gan go vie 4 d throne,who no wan make people dey call him kabiesi o with prostration full length & genufleting as well as having acess 2 d queens & princesses & mistreses of this kingdom. back to d shrine!!!!!

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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 10:22pm On Nov 11, 2013

mastermynd: longest tym ma pple,.
Hw is kingdom faring,hope Fyn,,if so,glory be to God,
#paragraph#
am using dis medium to tell u dat Ayaf port to poly of first choice'(yabatech) as uni of first choice dey do me strong tin ,
half bread dey say is better Dan puff puff.
#paragraph again#
so Ayam going to be sakaportinng Soonest,,
#pAragraphk#
am sorry Cos I ain't. around,,,Ayaf being shooting all send d globe ni,,#nt gun ooo#David had been begging me to cum and reshoot his skelewuu again,,buh I Dnt hav his tym,,,,
#am nt prouding ooo#
am working on a new opera,titled,,
eerm errm. erm

Congrat our location manager,that s why u con leave our kingdom con port 2 yaba location(tread) abi,na #50:00 campus shuttle na in seperate us o,we go still catch oneanother,team lag & team yaba(not yaba left ooooo)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Gals And Guys From Osun State Lets Meet. by eniorisha(m): 9:18pm On Nov 11, 2013

bukit05: I rep Ilesha . . . Just passing by

i am 4rm ipetu ijesha, can u pls text me with ur digits on 08133461820,or fb:olusanya.adeyemisamuel,4 friendship? i am single and unattached, unilag student.
i'm not on 2go,whatsapp,/or bb.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 8:20pm On Nov 10, 2013

What a galant loss! up arsenal!!!man u 1 : arsenal 0. v. persie's half hour mark header settled d match 2 gv d host d maximum points @ stake.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 10:52am On Nov 09, 2013

oladoya: see this small girl ooo *hold her right hand up and give her iladi* co..co...common.. Get out of here and go to sport room jare...

Looking for seun......
Who remove our signboard for here? Abi the girl no dey see self? She just use her noise wake me up. Mtchew *go back to sleep*

Hand her off pls, d sport deities r solidly behind her action.she did d same thing last wk and was applauded,and as u can see she s a great fan of green -white -green soccer as well as a passionate follower of NPSL(nig. premier soccer league).she support enyimba fc of aba.
@onyezaza, ride on right here!!!, orishas(d deities) r solidly behind u,u shall do it 4 BBC/CNN one day.
Expecting d live update of arsenal vs man u match tommorrow at 5pm on thid thread as well.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 2:52pm On Nov 03, 2013

Onyezaza: Is now am experiencing my own partial eclipse

so we are right here in osun state o! may God see us thru d time it will last o.make u know look am o lest u lose ur sence of vision o,God forbid o!!!

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 2:40pm On Nov 03, 2013

Onyezaza: heartland(imo state) and enyimba(abia state) as 4 european club am club free

Onyezaza,up Nanzi millionaires(heartland) NZOGBU-NZOGBU-Enyimba Enyi...i was once a fan of people's elephants during d days of Ndidi Anumnu,Uga Okpara,john Mikel Obi,obi Nwaneri,& vincent enyiama.Sorry say i don decamp go arsenal o.Talk of d team playing sexiest football as their traditional style of game,look no further,arsenal fc is a team worth following.Onyezaza,try see one of our upcoming matches either against BVB on this tuesday,8:45pm or against man. united next sunday.up gunners!!!

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 2:03pm On Nov 03, 2013

Kiingsolomon: I scared him, so we don settle am. ... Jare.

good to hear that.BTW. keep reminding him say u be 'Oba alaye' in dc kingdom make he dey treat u like one o.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by eniorisha(m): 1:56pm On Nov 03, 2013

Kiingsolomon: heeey! Did I hear u just say chelsea isn't d England King club??....

...well, u want me to remind u the nightmare u guys had last Tuesday night @emirates?.... Oh!, U called urselves gunners?, plz, where was dat Ur AK47 on dat fateful night?. Na ordinary blue "bante" we come defeat u for home.

And here you are saying "gunners".. Chai! U easily forget nightmare ooo.

#whether Orisha likes it or not... The top of d league @ d final stand will be in BLUE colour# get a jotter and write dat down!

nightmare? though u got d edge in dt encounter,but d encounter wasn't d season decider,so let see how things unfold in d coming wks.u can even repeat ur last tuesday's feat in d league as well if u dare doing so. u in consistent title chasers!!!

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